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>Flight MH17 crash: Man charged over Twitter post

>A man has been charged with posting an offensive message on Twitter relating to the Malaysia Airlines crash.

>It follows a tweet relating to two of the men who died when flight MH17 was shot down over eastern Ukraine on 17 July, killing all 298 people on board.

>Mitchell Tace Chapman, of Pegwood Road, Sunderland, has been charged with making a malicious communication.

>The 18-year-old will appear before magistrates in Sunderland on 11 August.

>Among those who died were Newcastle United fans Liam Sweeney, 28, and 63-year-old John Alder.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-28460426
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We're no longer allowed to make jokes in Britbongistan anymore. It's a shame because we have such a good history of comedy.
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>>32904377
>charged
>offensive message
>offensive
>offensive
>offensive
>offensive
>message
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I don't get it, if he was a professional comedian and said it on stage, it would be fine.
Frankie Boyle says far worse things constantly.
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So England has gone full shithole?
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>>32904377
Yep this is the UK. Make a tweet on your DNA goes on file.
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>>32904377
America 1 - UK 0

but remove image offend offensive it
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Britain, YES
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I'd be jailed if I lived in Britbong. Thank God I live in America
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>>32904377
so, island monkeys literally turned 1984?
what the fuck?
get your shit together britbongs. this is beyond ridiculous.

yes, i am mad.
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>>32904377
>charged with making a malicious communication

maaaaaaan what the fuck
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>>32904377

Lol why the fuck would anyone post something online without being anonymous? Fucking moron.
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Yeah, no kidding.

I recently sent my ex a bunch of witty comments via Jewbook, and when I woke up in the morning she had called the fucking police on me.

The stuff I said wouldn't offend a child. They were just jabs at what a cunt she is.

Apparently when I sent her a text saying "That was fast" after she got a new boyfriend one week after screaming "I WILL NEVER BE IN A RELATIONSHIP AGAIN!" it made her cry and shake with fear for two hours.

Good thing she dropped the charges so the police hopefully shouldn't pursue it unless they're being retarded.

But yeah, saying mean things is a serious offence in England.
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>>32904377
Didn't a lot of kikes did that as well?
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>no banter allowed

fuck this over sensitive world
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>>32904377

This is the future you chose, bongers.
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>charged for posting an offensive message
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>>32904863
remove post it offensive. you see not to offent but do remove
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I remember when brits laughed at murricans for being too sensitive. Oh how have you fallen. It's hilarious, no one can defend this shit.
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>>32904377
Oh my god I'm going to piss myself
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>>32904377
BRB filing British hurt feelings report
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>>32904377

Britian is the prototype for the future of mixed race thought controlled slave nations on earth. Every day here I see the grip of politically correct thought get tighter, beamed into every household on TVs, free speech and thought destroyed by the authorities, "diversity" and homosexual propaganda rammed down our throats, the tax getting higher every year, new taxes introduced for every aspect of life, prices for life essentials going up every year, salaries decreasing or stagnating, out of control deprived ghettos, massive areas of non-white no go estates, people becoming fatter, drunker and stupider, the young middle class only caring about looking cool and buying the latest trends, the political establishment only caring about profiting through corruption and retaining their position. Britainistan is really fucked and showing no signs of recovery. It's past the tipping point now. I'm out and never coming back.
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>>32905297
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Looks like karma is biting you in the ass for all the >MURRICA and >LAND OF THE FREE posts, britbongs.
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>>32905328
No that's Sweden.

>>32904377
>Hippie with a beard
Good.
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>>32905362
>No that's Sweden.
can be more than one.
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>>32904467
No you don't. English comedy is dry and trite.
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>>32905434
shhh don't tell them, they genuinely believe it's funny. Let them have that one thing.
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Absolutely disgusting, and they still pretend free speech exists in europoor land.
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>>32904377
>Britshits

>lol amerishooties think they have free speech xDDD
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>>32904467
Im kinda honestly surprised the Bongish government hasn't attempted to arrest the entire surviving Monty Python crew for shit like the Spanish Inquisition

Oh well, most of them are still alive and their plenty more of the rabbit hole the bongs can go down
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>>32905362

Sweden and the UK are on the same trajectory taking slighty different paths. The end result will be largely the same horrible dystopia.
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>>32904671
just remember the aussies, brits, and jews having been calling for the end of free speech here for a while
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>>32904377
see? this is exactly what happens if you post everything you think on some retard social media website.

you keep that shit to yourself. if you post something like this on 4chan you might get a stupid greentext response from a Newcastle fan using a Costanza reaction face pic and that's it.

if you do that on twattr, you get sued for that bullshit. wtf....
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lol england
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>Pegwood Road, Sunderland

Top kek, that's in Pennywell.

I used to only live about 5 minutes away from there, it's a pretty fucking rough place. Basically a White ghetto.
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>yurop sends people to jail over hurt feelings
>claims to have free speech
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>>32905487
>and they still pretend free speech exists in europoor land.

But they don't pretend that
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>>32905297

Top kek
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>>32904377
That's one thing America has going.

I can call David Cameron a child molester (which he is) and not worry about a V&.
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>>32905671
Some defend it.
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>>32905645

>Pennywell

Sounds Jewish
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>>32905727
I honestly wonder how brits take shit talking on vidya games
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>>32904377

>be in England
>night out on the town
>bit drunk at the pub, decide to walk home
>take a short cut down an alley
>am beaten and mugged by malicious communications
>spend 2 weeks in hospital
>doctors have to remove my vagina

true story
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HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH
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>>32904377
Lol'd

And I'm not even britnongistanian
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>>32906004
I know you are just b8ing, but the people who genuinely say this confuse me. It's like saying
>BLACK RIGHTS AREN'T HUMAN RIGHTS
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>>32905846
We have to over 21 to buy a headset, and all our chat is muted by default.
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>>32905329
My fucking sides.
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You never go full dystopia.
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I like picking on britbongs, but this is too much. At some point it went from being a brotherly rivalry to a thuggish bystander laughing at an old lady being mugged in the street. Western degradation has become too morbid in its progressiveness for me.
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>>32904863
Next time say it with love.
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>>32906073

Not really.
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>>32906690
Yes really.
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>>32906220
if all chat is muted, what's the point of headsets bongbro?
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>>32904377
>charged with making a malicious communication.
holy shit britbongs
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>>32907042
Those are assault knives.
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>>32904377
>>A man has been charged with posting an offensive message on Twitter
L M A O
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>>32907042
Do britbabs also have bans/regulation for simple tools like hammers/screwdrivers or nails exceeding a certain lengh?
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ITT Americlaps trying to act like this is bad
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Haha at least you europoors get to keep your foreskin
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>>32907345
you need to pay for a license in order to legally operate a television set in englandistan
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>>32907345

we got these faggit
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This isn't the first time this has happened. Britain has gone full Orwell. It isn't even funny any more. Hurting someone's feelings is a crime, just let that sink in.
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>>32907413
b8 m8 etc, etc.
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>>32904377

WE NEED TO LIBERATE THE UK FROM THIS TOTALITARIAN POLICE STATE!

When is Obongo going to fund British rebels.
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This months there have been countless reports of Americlaps being shot dead by mistake by their own police. Yet they are shocked and appalled by this?
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>>32907615
I'd rather have occasional accidents then an entire widespread removal of free speech.
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>>32907615
Yep, deflect those problems. That will make it better.
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B-but muh kinder eggs and poverty ball! Checkmate burgerclaps.
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>>32907491
There was a story recently about a man had to get forced off a plane because he tweeted about the TSA not doing a good job. The women (TSA agent bitch) called the pilot and told them about the incident he tweeted and he was forced to get off the flight.

The tweet had no threatening messages, just "very disappointing" kinda tweet.

this was in America
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>>32904377
>b-b-britain has a b-banter culture
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>>32905626
ya but those nigger kike faggot craker ass hoes will never get it thanks to honest-to-God Red Blooded American Patriots.

Fuck Obama and his family to hell, come get me FBI you dumb bitches, I have 10 tb of CP

dats rite. suck muh dick

FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!
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>>32904671
>>32904635

I wouldn't start cheering just yet there sport.
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>>32907689
And the airlines later apologized about the incident.

That's on a whole other level from making a tweet from your home and getting criminal charges.
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>>32907345
You have to be 21 or older to enter a hardware store. And if you intend to buy anything that possesses a sharp end or could be used as a weapon, you have to write a two page essay about why you need it and what you intend to do with it.
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>>32907676
It's not a problem at all, because the UK isn't a third world shithole where getting charged for something minor = 20 years in prison.
He will most likely get a suspended sentence.

Meanwhile:
https://news.yahoo.com/man-served-20-years-may-die-prison-marijuana-014026914.html
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Brits and Europeans are genetically peasants and serfs. I may have shitty health care and 2x the chance to get randomly murdered but that doesn't matter. Freedom is all that matters and I bet you weak ass limey fucks are regretting what your nation is now. Your ancestors would kill themselves if you brought them back to life to live in modern Britain.

Live free or die.
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>>32907683
I do believe Britain could do that again if they really put their mind to it. They simply lack the national will power and societal order that they used to have.
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>>32908078
Yeah and a criminal record, which among other things, bars him from travelling to most countries and has huge consequences on employment prospects.
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>>32908129
>Freedom
>country with literally thousands of people on a no-fly list for expressing anti-government views

ayy lmao
American delusion never fails to amaze me.
You're free to take your fatass to Wal Mart on black friday.
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Football hooligans.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1eydZNR738
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>>32907893
>I have 10 tb of CP

Ayy lmao. I doubt that much even exists.
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>>32908229
Post grads are stacking shelves and cleaning toilets over here, he's fucked.
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>>32908071
Ok the point is, it starts on that level, slowly gets to the level to making tweets in your own private home gets you raided and forced remove.

Plus, this was a non threatening message. It violated his rights. Free speech.
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>>32908035
Welp, we are fucked.
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>>32908288
10tb is nothing though

there are easily hundreds
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>>32908460
>>32908288
>>32907893
Fucking pedophiles
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>>32904377

>>A man has been charged with posting an offensive message on Twitter

This kind of shit is what I hate most about this country.

We get a lot of things right in the UK, but our approach to free speech in relation to hurt feelings is fucking embarrassing
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>>32908488
simply talking about cheese pizza makes you a pedo? how about kill yourself
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>>32908229
>bars him from travelling to most countries
No, it doesn't. British passport is the GOAT and most countries don't even require a visa. Unless you are stupid enough to think your criminal record gets attached to your passport number.

>and has huge consequences on employment prospects.
Most employers don't give a shit about non-violent crimes. Besides, your record gets cleared if your sentence is softer than 2.5 years in custody.

Again, stop using your draconian justice system as a reference. How is that permanent sex offenders database for people who slapped a woman's ass?
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>>32908534
Discussing CP encourages it, so yes.
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>>32905434
You shut your whore mouth.

Mr.Bean is the funniest shit I've seen come out of Britbongland. He doesn't even need words to be funny.

I'll agree with you on shit like Monty Python and other trash though. That shit never made me laugh. It seemed like it was trying too hard.
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>>32904671
Don't think for a second that there are not politicians and bureaucrats in the U.S., that would ejaculate furiously at the idea of imprisoning anyone who says something they do not like.
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>>32908460
>there are easily hundreds
>are easily hundreds
>easily hundreds
>hundreds

Come on... I doubt that.
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>>32905329
>because his rights end where my feelings begin

10/10
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it's not the first time and it won't be the last.
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>>32904377
>free speech in Britistan
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>>32904726
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Muslim here. Without even reading or ctrl-f'ing the thread, I bet someone has found a way to blame us.
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>>32908699
>My PC takes so long to shut down I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela
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>>32908699
>my PC takes so long to shutdown I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela.
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>>32908787
die terrorist scum
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>>32908751

If there's no free speech and no privacy, then there's no free country.
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>>32908787
well I wasn't too far off >>32908740
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>>32905558
"Ooooh look, Mrs Niggerbaiters exploded"

Or lost from the rebroadcasts...the wonderful It Ain't Half Hot Mum...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iJFSmlqqlc
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>>32904377

>charged with posting on offensive message on Twitter

this is a crime now?

bongistan might actually be worse than the us...

>may the flying spaghetti monster save us all
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>>32905434
>he cant laugh at anything that isn't a sitcom with a laugh track to remind him when to laugh
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>>32908547
Are you retarded?

> We recommend that anyone who have ever been arrested and/or convicted of an offense apply for a visa. In cases where the arrest resulted in a conviction, the individual may be permanently ineligible to receive a visa and in order to travel, a waiver of the permanent ineligibility is required. The Rehabilitation of Offenders Act does not apply to United States visa law.

http://london.usembassy.gov/niv/add_crime.html

> Entering or remaining in Australia is a privilege, and it is expected that non-citizens are, and have been, law-abiding. Visa holders must also continue to satisfy the character requirement. Irrespective of which visa you apply for, you must advise the department if you have any criminal convictions inside or outside of Australia, and you may be asked to provide police certificates as part of your assessment against the character test.

http://www.immi.gov.au/media/fact-sheets/79character.htm

> All non-New Zealanders applying for a visa must be of good character. The following people will not be eligible for a visa unless a character waiver is granted: [..] Unsubstantiated allegations and civil matters are not sufficient to demonstrate that a person is not of good character. People are however required to declare whether or not they are under investigation by a law enforcement agency in any country, or have a criminal record.

http://www.immigration.govt.nz/migrant/general/generalinformation/media/criminialconvictions.htm

> If you have been charged or convicted of any crime, including driving while impaired, you may be prohibited from entering Canada to visit, work, study or immigrate.

http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/australia-australie/visas/inadmissible-interdite.aspx?lang=eng
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>>32904726
In 1984 the proles were perfectly allowed to banter with each other like this.
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>>32908787
Well you could stop being a muslim, that might help you out
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>>32907345
Not banned per se.
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>>32907345
yup
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>>32908931
why would I though? we're in the ascendant at the moment. would be stupid to leave a religion just as the chance of a 2nd golden era seems to be appearing on the horizon.
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>>32908644
Mr Bean is Rowan thingy's homage to Jaques Tati. Look up Mr Hulot's Holiday to see what he copied.
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where dos it end?
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>>32908258
The UK has one too retard, at least we won't get put on one for twitter jokes
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>>32908699

>arrested

For what exactly? What was he charged with? This is absurd.
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>>32908907
Except British citizens don't need a visa for those countries, so it's not like they will even have to apply and disclose their criminal record.
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>>32908288
>>32908680
Most of it is stored here.
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>>32904671
>live in America
>cops beating you to death because they mistook your bottle of coca-cola for a weapon
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>>32909062
>implying they don't just make up excuses to suit them
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>>32909076
I know they can easily fit it in there I just legitimately don't think 100 tb of it even exists.
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>>32909020
>The literal fashion police
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>>32909062
>offensive joke about black jesus

he's literally hitler
will serve 20 years in prison for racism and hate speech
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>>32904377

Please remove that picture from your post. This is offensive.
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you could stopped it
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>>32905626
Aussies? Wat?? Fill me in, please.
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>Europe

ahahahah
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>>32904377

Shame that free speech is dead but yeah, fuck that cunt. Celebrating the deaths of two white Geordies in a time of impending racial doom for us all.

Twat.
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>>32909230
Who is that guy you call "Oboylover"?

And Ben Garrison??
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>>32909070
Will you read the fucking information. You are not eligible to travel to those countries (and many more) once you have a criminal record. You have to declare it and apply for a visa the normal way, and they will almost certainly reject you. Last year US immigration deported some Newcastle United football players for travelling with an undeclared record they procured in adolescence. They're now barred from ever travelling to US territory again under any circumstances.

> Newcastle United midfielder Yohan Cabaye has become the third player to be denied a visa to join the club’s pre-season tour to America.

> The 25-year-old only arrived at the club last month in a £4.8million deal from Lille but was not allowed onto the plane with his new team-mates.

> He will join colleagues Joey Barton and Nile Ranger, who were also banned by American officials, on the reserves’ tour to Holland instead.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/07/18/another-newcastle-united-player-banned-from-playing-in-america/
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>>32904467
>we have such a good history of comedy

Yeah, I love laughing at stories about Britain. Just like this one.

This is what you get for being America's bitch by the way.

Have to keep the leash tight on the little UK gimp
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>>32904671
>Thank God I live in America
well that's not something you hear every day
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Anyone else saw the dubstradamus this morning who predicted Spain would have something to do with the crash?
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>great britain
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FUCK YOU BEN GARRISON AND OBOYLOVER YOU ANTI-FREE SPEECH ASSHOLES


HATE SPEECH IS FREE SPEECH
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>>32909202
>>32909117


What the actual fuck. We really are doomed.
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>>32906943
Chat becomes available when the government gets proof of our address and a DNA sample. It's a lot of bother but worth it for Counter S***ke.
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>>32909117
>>32909020
>>32908952

>free country
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>>32904377
Britbongistan.... Not even once.
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>>32909386
the train shows no signs of stopping, friend
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if Labour wins next year I'm leaving this country for good.
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>>32907345
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>>32904377

Fake news story. Y'all gettin tricked once again
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>>32909457
Come to America AND JOIN THE REPUBLIC.
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>>32904377
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>>32904377
Here in mexico people shared at kikebook another joke in kind.
It went something like this:

>Out of the 189 dutch that died in malaysian airlanes flight mh17
>We are sorry to inform the mexican population
>That none of them was Arjen Robben.

People lost their shit and had some giggles
No media business even gived a fuck.

Fuck political correctness.
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>>32909117
>Maybe because we were muslim
>Said through an interpreter
Fucking mudslimes
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>>32909481
im moving to Japan because of their no muslim policy.
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>>32909519
>>32909535
thanks i feel vindicated >>32908787
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>>32909296
He was stupid enough to declare his criminal record. That's why he wasn't allowed there.
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>>32909519
oy vey, give us your DNA racist!
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>>32909580
nah, that's not half as scary as this
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>>32909535
also, go on youtube and look up 'japan muslims'.

i want to taste those tears.
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>>32909566
what do you expect? your kind are scum and are not welcome here.
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>>32909470
>Keeps losing them
Hmm, seems like they made the right call then lol
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>>32904377
There was a time when I thought people in this country were being stupid and unreasonable when they said that the second amendment was the canary in the coal mine as far as our rights were concerned, that britain was a pretty decent place to live in and that hurt feelings reports were just absurd internet hyperbole.

Not anymore though.
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>>32909608
TV licensing guys aren't scary at all.
Just tell them that you are not allowing them into your property, you are not answering any of their questions, and their implied right of access is revoked.
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>>32908035
>Rosenberg
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>>32909568
Oh I see your point is you can try to trick immigration into letting you in and hope you're not selected for a random check? In fact these days checks are so easy they may even check everyone. Become a criminal in both countries.

The law is completely retarded and no matter how paltry the actual punishment is, it'll haunt him forever.
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>>32909614
we neither want nor need your welcome, bitchtits. also, wait a few hours, my brothers are about to show up in numbers.
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>>32904377
>malicious communication.

Poor Britain
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>>32906073
So they're right?
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>>32909608


Total police state bullshit, and for what? So the BBC can force people to make them a profit?
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>>32908073
I know your joking, but when I was learning how to become a chef I had to contact the police about the knives I was going to use. I had a policeman come over to check my knifes and had to get my employer to confirm I was a trainee chef working for them. I don't have a criminal record either.
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>>32909566
>shit up country
>wonder why people dislike your kind
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>>32909773
I live on a farm in the middle of nowhere with several legal shotguns and a bolt action.
Come at me.
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>arrested on suspicion of racism
aren't you guys fucking scared?
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>>32907451
Don't try to spin that shit. That's to pay for ad-free tv channels.
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>>32909818
mfw a farmer tried to be gangsta near me

>>32909809
>shit up country
>wonder why people dislike your kind
(I know you won't get it.)
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>>32908129
Why aren't we dying then shithead
>implying we're free
>gun control
>helmet laws
>no smoking
fucking bullshit
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>b-but m-muh free healthcare
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>>32909818
oh and i'll make sure to dip the bullets in pigs blood
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>>32908699
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>>32909950
you do that m8

>christian faggots still think this affects our status in the afterlife or that Allah cares what state our body is in at the time of death.

Hint: Allah doesn't give a shit even if you covered our body in pigs blood. we still get Paradise.
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>>32909820
there's no way this is real

this is worse than thought crime sci fi
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>>32909486
>THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE
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That's it, this thread has convinced me to vote UKIP.
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>>32910046
God will send you straight to hell for following the false prophet that Jesus warned would come.
Muhammed (may piss be upon him) was a pedophile warlord and a false prophet.
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I don't get it.
Is been edgy teen, who make awful comments, are popular thing in anglospeaking countries?
What a poor culture.
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>you will never bang the queen
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>>32908547
>employers don't give a shit about non-violent crimes
In America non violent crime means being a fucking dumbass (or teen), in UK it means telling a fucking joke
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>>32910099
>its took him this long to convert to UKIP
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>>32904863
Wow
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> people actually pay the tv liscence
> letting them in
Just film them at your door. And dont answer anything
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>>32910126

Please remove this post. It's offensive.
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>>32910099
If I were a britbong (thank god I'm not), this thread would convice me to leave the country asap.
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>>32910250
whats the rules if you rent? can they go straight to your landlord for permission to come in?
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>>32904377
This fucking country. mfw I can't even make a joke because it might be "hate speech".

Perhaps we can fight the cunts with their own laws. Just say that we're "offended" by their crackdown on free speech.
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ITT: 'redpilled' britbongs
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>>32904377
>When confronted the Britbong replied
>Call der Fuhrer, I don't give a fuck
Sheeeeiiiiiiiit son, free food and housing!? Fuck the Queen while we are at it, right in her loose arse.
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>>32910126


She stands by and says nothing while insane liberals fuck over her people.

She's a shit queen
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>>32910305

>tfw poor and unemployed
>tfw no distinuishable qualifications
>tfw redpilled in Britain
>tfw feel like a terror-filled rat in a tiny cage with ever-increasing numbers of Islamic rats

I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS. MY ANCESTORS DID NOT FIGHT FOR THIS TO BE MY FATE.
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what the fuck happened?
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brace for feels
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>>32910325

Or you can just do what we did to you in 1776 instead of bitching about it on the Internet.
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>>32906004
Of course it is, nigger.
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>>32909322
>This is what you get for being America's bitch by the way.

Yeah, no. We have no part in this.

This is British incompetence at freedumb.
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>>32910442
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>>32910442

Can't feel sorry for them anymore. They hurt muh Hitler.
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>>32910250
They cant make anyone do anything. But as I am not renting, I dont know if its his responsibility or not. If it isnt he could probably be tricked into thinking he has to drop you in it. But remember the capita employees arent allowed to be filmed so they are meant to leave. Also write to them removing their implied right of access. And you are never obligated to let them in to your property or tell them anything. The tv detector vans are a lie and have never been used in 1 prosecution. And never sign anything they give you.
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>>32908699
So, UK civil war when? It's the only way to fix this sort of dystopian oppression. not even joking.
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>>32910306
No, the landlord has the right to enter the property encase of emergency or to inspect it if he has given prior notice but without your expressed permission he does not have the right to let anyone else in.
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What is it about bongland's constitution that allows for this inane bullshit?
Do you guys just have an EXTREMELY vague clause on free speech and how various forms of "hate speech" aren't protected?
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>>32910575
It would be happening there if not for your constitution getting in the way. We have no constitution, Parliament can technically add or remove whatever rights they want. We've also tied ourselves into European lawmaking, further fucking us.
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>>32904377
>malicious communication

Brits haven't lost their freedom because you cannot lose something that you never had in the first place. Brits have never been free citizens. They were peasants under feudalism, subjects under their monarchy, now they are turning into proles under a police nanny state.
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>>32908998
>2nd golden era
>not chance of creating a second dark ages
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>>32904377

I can't decide which is worse anymore, ameriburger, or bongistan
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>>32910442

feels felt, bro


Come to America. Yes we're still fucked up but we're not as fucked up as Britistan is. You can still do shit without it being a criminal offense
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>>32905434
I haven't cared for British humor either, Mr. Bean and Monty Python and stuff are crap.
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>>32910770
hmm, I wonder
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>>32910780
>being a double-digit IQ pleb
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>>32909400
[freedom intensifies]
oh wait, you idiots chose slavery
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Does anyone know the act this bullshit (OP) is covered by? I just want to read it to appreciate the extent of the absurdity.
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>>32910801
>Based on his manner, his state of dress and his proximity to the course
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>>32905434

Hot fuzz is one of the best modern comedies
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>>32904863

>...it made her cry and shake with fear for two hours.

You did well, m8.
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>>32910770
America's problem is that we give idiots TOO MUCH freedom and allow them to do stupid shit like eat themselves to death constantly.
Bongistan's problem is that nobody has any freedom at all.

I hate how many rights we give to niggers and retards in burgerclap land but I''l take that 8 days of the week over the dystopia that is bongistan.
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>>32910904

Hello /tg/
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>>32909082

>implying I can't kill a man with a bottle of coca-cola

Come at me, bro.
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>>32910801
>straight up arrested for not smiling

what the ever living fuck

at least the cops in the US try to hide it with dumb charges like "resisting arrest and nothing else"
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>>32910690
>It would be happening there if not for your constitution getting in the way

Granted.

Good luck with sorting out your problems.
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>>32910442
Just been to the funeral of an old friend. He died at the age of 91. He was a bomb aimer on Halifax bombers in WW2. He didn't like what this country has become. These people did not fight for our country to be like this. I'll miss him.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11339381.Tributes_to_RAF_veteran_who_was_shot_down_and_capture_in_Second_World_War/
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>>32911027
that doesn't look much like hull to me m8
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>>32910341
>ITT: 'redpilled' britbongs

ITT: Muslims reminding everyone of why they are hated so much
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>>32911000
Hello /pol/

>>32911135
>Resisting arrest but we we're arresting him for nothing
>"trying to hide it"
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>>32905631
>see? this is exactly what happens if you post everything you think on some retard social media website.
>you keep that shit to yourself. if you post something like this on 4chan you might get a stupid greentext response from a Newcastle fan using a Costanza reaction face pic and that's it.
>if you do that on twattr, you get sued for that bullshit. wtf....

pol, a bastion of free speech
fajtin for truht and justice
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>>32908905
>Bitches about laugh tracks
>His shitty comedy also uses laugh tracks
>>32908871
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>>32911219
>Muslims reminding everyone
m8 we're like 30% of the global population
you think we actually give a fuck if a few cunts like you hate us? srsly tho.
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>>32911027
I can't imagine what would have done to my father had he tried to make me do something like this.
It's simply unthinkable.
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>>32910662
noice
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>>32910099
Sure took you a while.
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>>32911205
hahahahahaha. i was just thinking 'well who gives a monkeys about fackin hull?'
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>>32910690


You Brits need open violent revolution.

The liberals in government know it and fear it, which is why they work so hard to crack down on dissent so they can pick off people individually instead of dealing with swarms of shit-throwers
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>>32911269
>dat pic

That's impossible.
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>>32910305

I'm a former Britbong living in Canada and this thread makes me nervous about going back to the UK even on holiday... I'll have to try to keep my opinions to myself while I'm there.
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>>32911027
those top 2 pictures certainly look like Britain!
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>>32905329
FUCKING LOL
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>>32911349
>you think we actually give a fuck if a few cunts
You and your entire cult are human cancer and will be removed like cancer should be. One way or another. Time is on the side of the civilized. Tick tock.
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>>32911349
>you think we actually give a fuck if a few cunts like you hate us

*Everybody* fucking hates you: Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jews, and a good many atheists too. You even hate each other (Sunni vs Shia), and no fucking wonder, you bring death and barbarism wherever you go in the world. But you do have a few useless white liberal faggots on your side, so there's that.
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>>32910046
Even if we bury you with a slice of ham in your mouth and a salami up your arse?
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>>32911349
30% of the global population and at least 50% of the world's 3rd world population.
You'd better start giving a fuck what your superiors think of you because, without them, you'd be fucking nothing.
You can act like you don't care what 1st world countries think of you but it's only a matter of time til you piss them off enough to get some serious whiplash.

You sand niggers are one of the single most hated demographic on earth and it's going to be a rude awakening for you to realize this fact evidently.
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>>32909913

This scares me more than anything else in this thread. OC was just the first step, wasn't it?
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>>32909801
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>>32908699
Bullshit. There are no white shopkeepers here.
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>>32911349
Most of them in countries that don't matter.
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>>32905329
I kek'd
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>>32911498
check out these fucks I'm giving
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>>32909910
Google boer farmers are hard cunts
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>>32909913
trades huh...
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>>32904377
>The Malicious Communications Act 1988 is a British Act of Parliament that makes it illegal in England and Wales to "send or deliver letters or other articles for the purpose of causing distress or anxiety". It also applies to electronic communications.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malicious_Communications_Act_1988

>girlslaughingandpointing.jpeg
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>>32911589
Yeah, it doesn't matter. The soul is all that matters.

>>32911546
Yeah I guess that's why all 1.8 billion of us are being killed right now by those groups you mention. Oh wait...

The kikes do hate us, I'll grant you that. And a few silly Buddhists in Burma and Thailand. But the rest? Nah m8. We get on pretty well with others in contradiction to what your ultra-right-wing nationalist commentators tell you, to your annoyance. It must feel bad to know we're not going anywhere any time soon.
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>>32911702
You will give all of your fucks in your lifetime. But it will be too late.
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