HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>32506500
Lusitania2.0 my niggahs
>>32506500
Posted something similar to this on /tv/, got instantly deleted.
Fuck those kikes.
Mr. Poroshenko, I'm KGB. You don't get to bring comrades!
THEY EXPECTED ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
>>32506500
UKRAINE?
PERHAPS HE WAS WONDERING WHY THEY WOULD SHOOT A PLANE WHEN IT WASN'T PART OF THE WAR
BUT WHO WAS PHONE
THEY WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT, THE BALDING MAN.
PUTIN?
>>32506748
You're a big plane.
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
TELL ME ABOUT PUTIN
>>32506500
Was starting WW3 part of your plan?
SO WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN UKRAINE'S MASTER PLAN?
Was getting shot down part of your plan?
did anyone screencap al jazeera interviewing dr pavel?
>>32506647
THEY EXPECT 290 OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER
>>32506938
OF COURSH
>>32506500
>777
>Military Aircraft
It doesn't even resemble a refueler. Someone fucked up.
>>32506944
CHRAHSING THISH PLANE WITH NO SURVIORSH
I never realized /pol/ was the source of all the baneposting on /tv/
Its finally happening
UKRAINE?!
>>32506500
TELL ME ABOUT POROSHENKO. WHY DOES HE SELL CHOCOLATE?
>>32507209
It's not. You're wrong
>>32506500
777 is apparently a very lucky plane. 787 can't match its luck.
>>32506500
WHO /BIGGUY/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE
>>32506500
>>32506500
Perhaps they're wondering why someone would crash a plane, before throwing them out of the plane
so in all seriousness, this thing was shot down by a missile apparently?
>>32507602
Yes
2 MH planes shootdown in 6 months periods.
Soon they will start giving out free tickets. Would you accept /pol/?
>>32507747
Do I get to bring friends?
>>32506529
WAS STUDYING HISTORY PART OF YOUR PLAN??
>>32507747
Free plane trip? Fuck yeah dog I used to get free lunch and that shit was bomb
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED COSSAK
I would find it funny if this was a Ukrainian false flag and they were found out.
>>32507834
OF COURSE
>>32507747
>risk of being lost in a time rift
>chance that the Russians will kill me
Sure, I'm game.
>>32506500
Aren't vessels usually she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W
Oh boy!
Malaysia Airlines? what a coincidence!
>>32508004
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W
wrong link
>>32507105
>hastily trained rebels
>knowing the difference
So is The Dark Night 2 confirmed then
>>32508004
Uhhh... you don't get to bring friends
>>32508105
He does make a good point, only a drunk person would make a mistake like that.
>>32507602
OF COURSHE
>>32507602
Rebels confused it for a military transport is the most probably story.
Thread music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXFkctsG6g
BRAHHHHM
it was the missing plane
>>32506500
I sure wonder who could be behind this
>>32507602
most definitely.
break-up at altitude.
>>32508910
>>32506500
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/for-you
i shot down the plane with a glock because the jews told me to do it
>>32508672
>MH370 finally escapes CNN wormhole
>flies right into another Malaysian plane
Terrible luck those Malaysians have.
God I fucking hate America so much. Watching this press conference and some cunt asks 'Were there any 'Muricans on board?' like that fucking matters, 295 dead and all you care about is if they're American or not, selfish fuck.
>>32506500
http://strawpoll. me/2135010
>>32509255
Well, an american journlist is going to ask if any of their countrymen were on board, same with a british, french or german journalist.
>>32509332
>No 'BANE' choice
ya fukt it son
>>32509255
1 American is worth 1000 of you filthy savages
>>32509255
It is a relevant questions because it determines if the event is directly relevant to us- eg should we consider intervention. You're a fucking imbecile.
fucking janitors
who /sp/ here
>>32509455
Spoken like a true patriot *tips rolls of fat*
>>32509216
you jerk
23 americans and more than 50 dutch people
Thanks Obama.
>>32506500
is it just me? everytime some shit happens in the world, a plane comes out of nowhere and somehow magically pulls all media interest, disregarding every other happening like a smoke screen. i mean everytime since years.
what? people doesnt like the current slaughter of palenstines? damn anti-zi.. anti-semetics! f-fast get a plain and do something.
>>32509530
present
Figures are coming in: All 295 are dead. 80 are children. 23 are Americans
>>32509414
/tv/ pls
Uhh you don't get to start WWIII
>>32509255
>>32509585
forgot to link
>>32509530
>tfw eventb owls aren't fun on /pol/
>23 americans dead
why not 230? america a shit
>>32509556
And don't you forget it you gutless monkey!
So the finally plane reappeared above Ukraine?
>>32509628
AHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER TEACH YOU TO FLY COMMERCIAL YOU POOR FAGGOT
>>32509599
don't you think you're being paranoid?
it's not like the plane had fallen out of nowhere...it makes sense that this plane has just been taken out by russians
>>32509628
She didn't land so good!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VTVhljOUXt
--for yhoo
>>32509599
The new gun law passed, and Israel shot some kids on a beach.
Now is the perfect time for part 2 of my master plan
>>32509628
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
Rumours it was being followed by 2 fighter jets aswell.
In which case it could have been ukrainians provoking the rebels or using the airliner as a human shield.
This is gonna be an interresting case, so many things that could have happened or should have been avoided.
Airlines are going to have to seriously reconsider flying airliners right through conflict zones as modern technology makes them easy pickings.
TELL ME ABOUT PARKER!
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT!?
>>32509767
he's a big bear
>>32509815
for you
>>32509648
>deleting eventb owl threads
>no fucking sports even on
>>32509599
>implying slaughter of palestines are more interesting than SOOOO random encounter during the ukrainian civil war
>>32509767
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A TEDDY BEAR
>>32506529
Remember the Maine
To hell with Spain!
Peacekeepers when?
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a baby before throwing him off a plane?
>>32509711
>paranoid
beep beep beep! shit my JIDF-O-METER is overheating!
Mr. Poroshenko, I'm KGB
>>32509767
mein sides
Reports that media related to Ukrainian rebels supposedly downing an "AN-26" is disappearing from all Russian media.
Screencap the links, because "somebody" doesn't want them around anymore.
>Soon a passenger plane with european touristis will be shot down over Ukraine and it will be an official excuse for NATO directly partaking in the ukrainian conflict.
>>32509767
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PLUSHIE
>>32509930
neat
>>32506500
Malaysia was never a good airline service. Remember MH370 anyone?
>>32509930
At least you can talk
>>32509943
*SVR, KGB doesn't exist anymore.
>>32509938
not really....quite the opposite actually.
>>32509658
23 is a very occult number, VERY occult
>>32509628
What the fuck...
http://voiceofrussia.com/news/2014_06_29/Donetsk-militia-takes-control-of-Ukrainian-anti-air-installation-1561/
29/06/2014
>>32509955
Yeah nah give me direct link. Easy to edit.
>>32509996
>23
>2+3=5
At last I truly see.
>>32509658
Let me continue to post on an american image board.
>>32509767
Do you think he was on the plane? :(
>>32509996
>that stupid Jim Carrey movie
>23 flavors in Dr.Pepper
Biggest travesty is that there were only 23 amerifags onboard
>>32509767
Pilot Parker, I'm DPA
Uhh you don't get to fly here
And why would I bomb them?
UKRAINE?
Alright, get the missiles on board. I'll call it in.
THEY DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
>>32509628
Is she okay?
>>32509556
It's the truth nonetheless
>>32510104
One of us needs to be in the wreckage, brother.
>>32509628
What's the age of the body? It looks like a child due to the soft hair but given the size of the body relative to the chair, it must be a full-grown man, right?
shit's spoopy
captcha: sketsen circumcise
>>32510129
just a few cuts and bruises
>>32509993
KGB still exists in Belarus.
Also it is more famous than SVR, FSB and whatever.
>>32509767
Parker did nothing wrong
>>32509767
No wonder, it fucking crashed
>>32509530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBEBkZ7sPMo
THIS CAN"T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>32509930
>remaining intact after being blown up and falling 30000 feet
That's one strong baby.
>>32510057
https://twitter.com/vesti_kpss/status/489822190913986560
>>32508490
more like https://soundcloud.com/masketta-man/the-fire-rises
>>32510259
THEY EXPECT A FEW OF US ON THE GROUND MY BROTHER
>>32510101
>>32510101
>posting on an image board using the world wide web, created by the british
nah m8, u got sum history to be doin ye?
bird strike.
>>32510282
toplel
>mfw pro russian rebels
the person that got his hands on that launcher must have the mental capacity of a dog.
Remember that incident a few weeks ago here on /pol/ where we were tracking that plane that took off from Baghdad without a call sign? I noticed that despite the very heavy fighting there.. and now that ISIS has itself more advanced weaponry... the flight path over Baghdad for many airlines hasn't changed.
Even those ISIS retards aren't retarded enough to just shoot at any of the hundred random planes that fly over every single day.
Pro-Ruskie rebels dun goofd.. hard.
>>32510200
It looks like the chair is not intact
>>32509455
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>32510259
It's a bouncing baby boy!
>>32509930
>he didnt fly so good
>>32510394
lel
>>32507883
>no dead jews
no one cares
>>32509951
fear not anon
And on the anniversary of TWA 800 too....
Peach juice will go bad if it's not refrigerated.
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/07/17/ukraine-adviser-malaysian-airlines-jet-shot-down-by-missile-near-ukraine-russia-border/
23 AMERICANS KILLED
HAPPENING
>>32510509
I'd drink her peach juice before it expires if you know what I mean.
>>32509707
edgy
>>>/b/
>>32510057
https://twitter.com/vesti_kpss/status/478926313831792640
>WWIII eminent
>banepost til the bombs drop
>>32510557
this
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING. Such an obvious false flag from Obongo, but this *will* start a war. I'm russian and I'm waiting for the Voenkomat to take me to the frontlines tomorrow. With my bad health I will not last long, but it will be a glorious ending. See you on the frontlines, /pol/acks.
>>32509255
wahhh usa stay out of everyone's business
wahhhh usa why do you only care about your own business
WAHHHHH USA WE NEED YOUR HELP
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH USA FUCK OFF
fuck you yurocancer. you faggots are subhumans. just can't help but start world wars can you?
>>32510056
ru roh
underrated post
I'd say it was fun while it lasted but I have hated every minute of this and it is only getting worse.
See you all in Hell.
>>32510563
>moment of oblivion
>we all hold our right hand over our mouths
>we will all Banepost in one unified voice
>"THE FIRE RISES... for you."
>>32510361
you fucking seriously believe it were separatists? it's so false flag it hurts.
>>32510666
with my bayonet in your chest you pinko fuck
>>32506500
>>32510292
ha
ha
hahahahaha
ahahahahahhaahhahahahaha
>>32510666
>>32510843
lol putinboos
>>32510901
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK
TOO FAST WITH THIS SHIT
>777 from Malaysia airlines goes missing several months ago
>777 from Malaysia airlines suddenly shot down over Ukraine, conveniently after one of the biggest blunders by the Israeli Army which brought extreme attention to them in the wrong way
>>32510252
lel, the first time I saw that I suffered actual side pain
>>32510282
hlly fucking niggers this shit is hilarious
I blame the Illuminatti.
>>32510901
>>32510901
this fucking thread man
>>32509767
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a stuffed bear.
>>32510901
>>32510959
what blunder
>>32510815
this
hey guys
it was me
dont tell anyone
fuck the eu
>>32510666
rip in peace ruskibro
Where was Otto?
>>32509930
I'm sat here pissing myself after reading the replies
What the fuck has /tv/ done to me
>>32506500
wait hold on, is this a second plane crash, different from the crash near australia?
[CLAPPING AFTER PLANE IS SHOT DOWN INTENSIFIES]
thanks jeremy
>>32511267
Yes
>>32511116
Shooting those four kids on the beach
too bad the plane wont be found in one piece
http://strawpoll.me/2135732
LET'S SETTLE THIS POL
WHY DID THE PLANE DIE
Slavbros, how many American/NATO pigs are you planning to kill?
>>32510361
Imagine being the guy that pressed the button
>>32509767
top kek
>>32511461
>not Big Guy crashing the plane with no survivors
>not the jews
>>32511393
oh that shit. yeah bretty big uh oh there.
Since the plane crashed on the border, on which side should they bury the survivors?
>>32506500
We need to call /b/ and /tv/ and start #BANEING treading on twitter
>>32511442
That's sadly ironic, but not suspicious
Malaysian Airlines already lost a plane, so he thought he could crack a joke real quick
>>32511467
none they are to drunk to even hit the correct target.
>>32511442
he knew
imajne that feeling
lmao ohh shitttttt
>dead
Looks like it was probably a mistake by Ukraine. If you look at the plane, it has the colors of the Russian flag. They probably thought it was a Russian plane and shot it down.
>>32511600
thats what everyone thought anyways
>>32509930
that fucking impact ring
>>32511536
>not the jews
>implying every one of those options isn't caused by the jews
>Poroshenko calling it a terrorist act
>Turns out it was shot down by an incompetent Ukrainian
>WAS MISTAKE, NOT TERRORIST ACT ACTUALLY
Obongle's first step in trying to make Europe cry for war. America wants Russian blood bad.
The Americans shot the plane down, more will follow. You heard it here first.
>>32511667
It says Malaysia on it in a rather big font.
>>32511195
They had to get a stewardess to manually inflate him. She took too long.
>>32511733
>Russ slavs bragging about shooting down ukie plane
>suddenly go quiet
>>32506933
WHY IS HE SO SHORT?
>>32511644
lel
>"fuck, this is actually happening."
>>32510901
If so much money is spent on military, why can't commercial air flights carrying hundreds of people be equipped with basic countermeasures such as flares and missile jammers? Isn't it the point to PROTECT the people?
>>32511790
>implying shooting down passenger planes isn't standard procedure for Russia
Remember when they shot down the plane with the entire Polish government on board?
>>32511644
Oh God, my sides imagining that.
>Plane starts going down
>He starts wishing he'd posted something funnier
>>32512034
>not an american plane
>>32511793
>Who has time to read in a war zone, someone was trigger happy.
>>32509628
That's probably the most fucked up thing I have seen.
My bags are ready, time to go innawoods
>>32511868
It's a fucking psyop.
>>32510666
URA! URA! URA!
>>32509476
O rly? What is the magic number of dead Americans when you plan to attack Russia?
How the fuck did this guy survive?
>>32512316
just one that is all we need
>>32512034
How often do you think com commercial jetliners need to fire chaff and such ? They might as well prepare the plane for a attack from King Kong
>>32512341
is this from that zombie movie? what is the context of this scene?
>>32512341
He's Brad Pitt. The Jewish blood keeps him alive
>>32512341
he's brad pitt, of course he'd survived
>>32512408
Plane crash.
Some israeli girl survives too
>>32512144
you must be new here.
>>32512389
911.
>>32512341
Because he's Brad Pit
>>32512341
>fake an airplane crash
>hire actors for corpses and a few survivors
>LOL LETS GET BRAD PIT GIRLS LOVE HIM
>jews being this retarded
Regards, Dolan
>>32512490
That was the funniest part of the film, where Israel is brought down by generosity. Only in Hollywood...
>>32512341
>>32512570
Oh yea, that was hilarious. Of course, it's the refugees who ruin them with their degenerate cultural music and noise. The Jews in Hollywood already know.
Ho Lee BUK!
>>32512570
actually it was more like brought down by the muslims praying. They were fine until they started chanting. also israel knew about the infecton days ahead of time and had time to erect a giant fucking wall around jerusalem
>>32512341
>>32510292
Nevermind the fact that the website is .org not .com
>>32509930
>>32511442
>an Dutch passenger
>an Dutch
>an
fuck this is why i don't use twitter
The disgusting communist kremlin propaganda outlet RT is now trying to reframe the whole story by claiming that le poor innocent jewtin was the target all along and the separatists din do nuffins
http://rt.com/news/173672-malaysia-plane-crash-putin/
>"on condition of anonymity"
yeah right, my fucking ASS you fucking liars
>>32512655
Relevant.
>>32512868
the D is silent, anon
>>32509255
>Assmad eurotrash.
>>32511442
>Lol I will make jokes about plane
>Several hours later
>This is no funny no more! Why did I have to crack joke
>>32509648
>>32509848
>300 post limits
>>32513026
Bet he's feeling pretty silly right about now
>>32509455
I'd say at best 1 American : 1 Yurotrash.
Therefore:
23x100 == 2,300
This decade's 9/11 confirmed. What country that has no relevance to the actual conspirators of the massacre do we invade?
>>32513026
What movie is that?
>>32512975
anutch ?
My phobia of traveling out of the country via airplane is now justified.
>>32513095
lel, I meant 100 Yurotrash.
>>32509255
British media does the exact same thing
cnn has someone who is denying that it was a missile.
>It is going to be determined not to be a missile.
>Obama damage control
>>32513095
Fuck it, let us invade the whole world. Then, the moon, afterwards, Mars.
>>32513026
where is this from
>>32513095
this isn't 9/11 level.. this is garbage.
9/11 was masterwork
>>32513119
Boku no Pico
http://rt.com/news/173672-malaysia-plane-crash-putin/
Real target was Putin
>>32513217
ah hell ya
