Ok, next iteration of the ongoing current event thread for the situation involving the important and very serious internet site, Tumblr. As we all know, Tumblr is home to some of the most special and unique people on the internet who are currently undergoing a gruelling exercise in reality. Of course this is very serious, not at all hilarious, and the FBI is planning arrests and moot has received quite important and serious emails.
In this thread we will discuss:
FEELINGS
TRIGGERS
LEGITIMATE TEARS
AND MORE FEELINGS
And go.
keep posting gore gifs on their tumblrs
Tag your trigger warnings plz.
>bing
Composite for those new to the drama.
>>31996249
trigger warning CUTE TO THE MAX
>>31996336
I was prepared to find the cuteness devolve into chainsaw beheadings or such.
I was pleasantly surprised.
>>31996058
My god, white people are just fullscale emotional wrecks huh.
What the fuck is wrong with your kind?
>>31996403
PLEASE STOP TRIGGERING ME MUH RACE PRIVILEGE
>>31996336
DISAPOOOOOOOINTED!
>>31996397
Same. Still should be made into chainsaw beheading surpise, though.
>>31996336
You horrible fucker. That's really triggered me now.
GOOD CIA RAID GUYS!!!
>>31996336
FTFY
i'm too gay for this
>>31996480
Thanks.
This was all I wanted.
>>31996480
Thank based anon!
>>31996486
> too gay to get an account on tumblr and post cute photographs and other shit
Fairy pls.
What should the schedule be set to? The 9th?
Relevent to this thread, this guy is a fucking legend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0USsMKUFd4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3BL6pbP7FM
I've never been to tumblr. Is this woman in the audience the average tumblr user?
>>31996437
This so much. Why the fuck are these pussy white people so up their own arseholes.
Truly liberalism has made you into a pathetic lot.
>>31996524
i meant too gay to understand you /pol/acks lmao im the best at tumblr
>>31996480
anon you slay me
>>31996582
Peter Hitchens actually making sense? That's quite a finding, but when it happens, it's quite good to see!
This raid has given me legitimate sensible chuckles. Gonna be great when phase II starts on the 20th.
>>31996648
16th jackass, join the chat
>>31996403
>implying it is only white people.
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>>31996582
yes. that is exactly the fuck they are. it's fucking scary.
rape culture, rape culture, rape culture
make it an issue of guilty or not guilty,
they rephrase it as "women are innocent men are not innocent"
Tumblr's important and serious petition regarding the shutting down of 4chan (but wat why). All complaints have of course been directed to the Internet Hate Crime Department (or whatever) and the FBI have been notified (apparently).
> yfw when this faggot managed to get about 80 votes total
> and then /b/ came in to help him
> much glorious in the "why do you want to vote for this" comment section including but not limited to, nigger niggers, imma nigger, whatever, feminazis ate my cat, ALL TUMBLER FATCUNTS DIE, and an entire posting of the Book of Genesis
> got to about 300 when they got bored and fucked off to post more shovel dog back on #feminist
This is before the raping when tumblr still thought they could do stuff quite easily and freely on our internet. And then /b/ showed them reality again.
>>31996693
I'm sure /b/ would love to politely debate them on why they are faggot niggers.
>>31996748
That fucking face, man.
What do we do about our own kind behind their borders?
>>31996634
Peter Hitchens pretty often makes sense. You might be getting confused with the slightly more Che Guevaran cocksucking leftist Christopher Hitchens.
>>31996648
>>31996685
There are five planned though and those two dates are included. The others are the fourth, and two more being finalized.
>>31996635
It happened, its name is /co/
>>31996796
meaning?
>>31996856
Not confused at all, in this video he seems closer to his brother than I've ever seen him. Usually, when I see Peter debate, he's pretty much jumping around the questions, and constantly shooting fallacies.
We have an update from BG. He says Hammernet is currently controlling 268 accounts and it's adding more at a rate of a couple dozen an hour. These people seriously use things like "fuckyou" and "cishetscum" as passwords.
I don't condone hacking but you know BG. Can't tell him it's probably not a good idea or he'll go batshit.
>>31996058
>reporting people for a raid
>thinking that will actually help
HAHAHAHA
FBI here. Shut down this operation now. This is your final warning
>>31996982
Not gonna work unless you are CIA.
>>31996873
hook me up on the bg rizon when the officials make their decisions
>>31997003
>>31996982
NSA here. We got this lol.
Thinking about tumblr spying on raid planing gave me an idea to program an encrypted chat, which to install, makes you sit through gore, which would be like a raid on it's own.
>>31996943
Someone needs to update the wiki then. Also: irc shitstain.
>>31996982
>>31997026
how much you guys pay?
>>31997007
Even in death her face still has the shit eating grin of a nigger looking for a lil more.
>>31996982
CIA here, we're orchestrating this. We ran out of creative ways to spend taxpayer money.
>>31997026
Stahp reading my elmails, snoden! Wtf?
She's not even underage
>>31997088
My mistake. We really should communicate more.
Carry on
>>31996935
Like where? How does this video show him closer to his brother? He's denying 'rape-culture' and saying that people should always have a fair trial. Pretty right wing, nowadays
>>31997074
my sides are gone forever
>>31997038
Stop triggniggering my /g/dar pls.
>>31996697
it's 2MB
>>31996982
come OTD, don't you have anything better to do over the 3-day weekend? seriously?
>>31996693
Fine leftist Americans. Leftist westernized whoever. I dont understand a thing there, its so fucking egotisitical.
>>31996058
I have anxiety disorder and gore doesn't even affect anything what are these fags talking about
Remember, these videos are related to the Tumblr incident.
Mundane Matt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb9_JqaEIXk [Embed]
Mr. Green Wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q3Ls63aAhs [Embed]
>>31996480
Good effort. 10/10
>>31997165
STOP TRIGGERING MY SUPERIOR ANXIETY EXCEPTIONALISM PLS
so, did those tumblr people actually come here? or did you guys strike first?
>lol let's raid 4chan!
>yeah guys let's raid 4chan it'll be fun!
>OH MY GOD 4CHAN IS RAIDING US
>OMG GOR
>TRIGGER WARNING
;(
>>31997123
Well, you know little of Christopher then, just labeling him leftwing... First of all, he was in favour of the war in iraq, pretter rightwing thing, he also was openly sexist about who needed to get a job in his household. But that's not what I mean. What I mean, is that it's completely reasonable that anyone who hasn't been proved guilty should not be considered guilty. And I generaly don't see Peter as being reasonable.
>>31997202
They shot firs, and then they couldnt take it when /b/ struck back.
Man, I hate all this waiting around. Hurry the fuck up.
>>31997142
It's 1MB for animated GIFs. Says so on their photo troubleshooting page. (http://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/photo_troubleshooting)
Should clarify though that other file sizes can (apparently) be 10MB. That's a crime of ignorance on my part, sorry.
>>31997202
Them.
>>31997231
They folded like a lawn chair.
>>31997231
Well, serves them right. fucking people had no idea who they're fucking with to make /b the enemy.
One shudders to though the inhumane thoughs that will go in there.
Damage control at its finest
>>31996943
Damn, the Tumblrinas are vile little women.
so what does it take to get to this state, pol?
laziness?
>>31997290
>/pol/ for social justice
oh god, NO!
>>31996693
>why don't you put down our nonsense with actual arguments?
Because the stupid fuckers would still whine about us triggering them.
"lets raid da chans n show 'em real social justice!"
"no pls. pls stop. no more. pls go. pls. pls stop"
>>31997317
Too bad it won't work. They fall for 4chan's tricks so easily because they're idiots!
>>31997343
Mental illness
>>31996480
>>31997317
>don't give a shit
>carry on as normal
I don't think tumblrites are capable of that.
>>31997358
Didn't even notice, sides burst.
>>31997366
Omg I was waiting for this gif thank you so much
>>31997343
the fuck happened to him?
>>31997343
Dump it in a Tumblr tag.
>>31997193
LETTERS ARE MY TRIGGERS
>>31996335
I love you 4chan
>>31997366
source video?
>>31997408
Can Chun Li decapitate Decapre?
>>31997358
I'm pretty sure the petition to consider all tumbrl users as mentally ill landwhales has gotten more "signatures" now.
It was fun.
>>31996058
Wait, so all you have to do is tag an image with a hashtag and it'll show up on everyone's tumblr feed?
Holy shit why haven't we been doing this earlier? Who knew that shitty website was so easy to fuck up.
>>31997398
YOU DINDNT TAG IT MOTHER FUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
#letters #feminism #queerpan #bluesexual
>>31997366
go get my sides back
I knew the raid sucked but I didn't know bitch tears were involved
>>31997442
It can last 5ever!
>>31996796
Implying anyone who participates in the trigger nonsense would be able to comprehend calculus.
>>31997409
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fce_1404400919&comments=1
Le fuckin l, just watching the aftermath of this shit is amazing.
plz guys plz
>>31997056
300K a year, but you need a math degree.
>>31996908
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>31997050
wiki link?
>>31997227
Well, you're using the word 'sexist' unironically, so I'm guessing you're left wing as well The whole niche of Peter Hitchens is that even his opponents can see the logic of his points as they're pure logic while liberals use emotional arguments He's a pretty wise paleoconservative guy Also, being for the war in Iraq does not mean you're right wing Interventionism is not a purely right wing concept
>>31997520
i was best in my class at shitposting *<:^)
>>31997358
Never worry brother! They think this place will fall but this is our rightful digital clay!
>>31996574
Jim we know it's you. We all know you go on pol
a tumblr victim made this little slideshow to explain the 4chan raid. I know they're melodramatic but this is ridiculous. 1/7
2/7
>>31997699
Dis gonna be gud
3/7
>>31997368
>>31997384
I've lurked more and they already think we are:
>fedoras
>MRAs
>Hurr durr white cishats who fear the oppressed omfg
>plebbit
>>31996582
>peter puts forward rational argument 'people need to be guilty to go to jail'
>RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE SEXISM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1FFVWEQnSM
It Took me a minute to figure out what they were talking about when saying triggering. I have instant hate for this fucking term. Moreover if I were to hear someone say this in real life I do not think iI would be able to prevent myself from punching them.
4/7
>>31997731
I honestly feel bad for the MRA's, they have done nothing wrong and the rabid feminists always attack them.
Either way. Great job gentlemen. Tumblr is where logic is frowned upon.
>>31997558
Are there any real women that manage to keep their tits a decent size after getting that ripped?
5/7
>>31997731
They're even blinder. They're so blind they started posting selfies derailing the tags even more than the gore did.
6/7
last one - 7/7. Now don't you feel bad about yourselves, /pol/?
>>31997409
That's it you saw it. Nothing else to see.
>>31997761
Just to tell you now (sadly), it does happen IRL.
>>31997823
That was so pathetic I'm actually stumped at whether it's either from tumblr or /b/.
>>31997699
>>31997713
>>31997729
>>31997762
>>31997780
>>31997800
>>31997823
>Depicting 4chan as killer awesome giants eating teenagers alive.
Is almost like they want to make everyone here feel good about themselves.
>>31997317
And yet this is their front page right now and it's still the same endless bawww, fussy, whining, endless blah blah blah, interspersed with the usual combination of fuck yeah stronk and muh waaah hugbox bullshit.
They'll never stop. For them "not to feed the trolls" means they'll have to stop taking themselves so damn seriously in that uniquely self-delusional, arrogant and yet totally illogical, really stupid way of theirs. Never, ever, ever going to happen. They know it, we know it, the whole utterly lulsy expanse of time before us knows it too.
>>31996982
MOSSAD here. Shut it down.
>>31997800
>Hacking
This internet truly is SRS business.
Excellent work, /pol/.
You are the most legendary of all boards in 4chan's history.
>>31997774
It's kind of funny. We divert blame to so many places but they are so ignorant as to what MRAs are and they actually do that they think the only people that hate them MUST be MRAs
>>31997003
>>31997905
>not understanding we hate tumblr
do they really think that /b is only raiding because they were "trolled" and not that /b hates tumblr?
>>31997954
They are a scared.
>>31997761
it basically means "I am such a worthless and broken human being that even being presented with something I don't want to read/look at gives me a 'panic attack.'"
>>31996058
> I was met with extreme gore while on the beach and had an anxiety attack
You just couldn't make this shit up.
>>31998063
Yep, they're weaker than a pussy willow.
>>31997390
Probably got diabetes and his foot died, leading to an infected lower leg because he didnt seek treatment to remove it.
>>31997954
MRAs are to feminists as the JIDF is to /pol/: they exist, they're not as intense as they're made out to be, and they serve to be a boogeyman that you can blame everything on.
>>31998111
It's diabeetus.
>>31998004
Meh. Let them stay delusional. It does nothing but help us.
>>31997778
Nope. It's not possible.
the funniest thing about 4chan is how some people are afraid of it.
>>31996582
>"the UN has found that [the UK] is one of the most sexist countries"
These people are beyond reasoning with.
>>31998145
They need more fear.
>>31996782
>>31996748
>>31998145
I've noticed a lot of people seem to think 4chan is just /b/ at that. Like it's just a bunch of guys laughing at whatever gore and cp that gets posted for the entirety of the website.
>>31996735
>62 signatures
itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>31997439
It was close to 2,000 the last time I saw it.
>>31998145
It's because they take themselves (and, by extension, the internet) so god damn seriously.
>>31998116
Except MRAs just complain about feminism on Reddit. They don't ever really actively engage them. TRPers and PUAs actually make them more butthurt than MRAs, but for some reason they think TRPers and PUAs are synonymous with MRAs.
>>31997547
I use sexist, as in, the word... I don't mean to say it's wrong or anything, I just put it as a fact. I agree when Peter says that we're breeding a society of intolerant people, which is basically the current state of tumblr, and in close future, the internet. What I was referring to was when asked if he believes in same sex marriage, he dances around it, never actually stating his beliefs, and I find that weak as fuck.
This is better than when the GNAA took down tumblr.
would tricking tumblr into this would work? they're underage enough to not know
>>31997290
>/Pol/ for politics and social justice
>>31998237
Unfortunately, they think everyone who disagrees with them is an MRA, regardless of what they actually are
>>31997439
http://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-that-all-users-of-tumblr-be-labelled-as-mentally-handicapped-landwhales
>>31998237
PUAs are rarely actual MRA. They're just betas pretending to be alpha males.
Remember guys, we have a counter petition, and it's already well over 2000 signatures
https://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-that-all-users-of-tumblr-be-labelled-as-mentally-handicapped-landwhales
If you would like to help the cause
>>31998285
that's pretty fucked up, friendo. /b/-tier shit
>>31998145
It seems that there are a lot of people who think that:
1. /b/ represents all of 4chan
2. 4chan is full of people who will hack you just by being on the site
3. Every single thread on 4chan is filled to the brim with porn and gore
4. The people on 4chan will take any chance to raid / dox a random person for no reason
It's actually quite funny.
>>31998285
>1/2 gallon bleach
>1/2 gallon ammonia
this never gets old
>>31998299
Oh man I love that gif. I was asking about it the other day. Thanks.
>>31998285
Someone actually did that and made a post about it on /b/ raging at them for tricking him because he almost died, haha. There's a screencap floating around, but I can't seem to find it.
If anyone does do this, make sure you use a VPN/proxy/tor/whatever, you could probably get in serious trouble for basically trying to trick people into killing themselves.
>>31998347
We need to dox the radical Tumblrinas
>>31998347
>yfw /sp/ posts more cp than /b/
>>31998285
That's evil.
Just tell them that they can make crystals with toilet cleaner and aluminum foil crumpled into balls put into a water bottle and shaken well.
>>31998098
kek
If gore and /pol/ is all it takes to chase tumblrfaggotry off the internet and specific websites, there should be a new rule allowing it on all of 4chan to make sure no 'muh trigguhs' tumblretard ever comes to 4chan ever again.
>>31998381
No, they need to "feel safe" to spew their insane shit and help the overall reaction against the overall ideology.
Leave them be other than sustainably farming smaller lulz quantities.
>>31997366
>>31998413
>that german poster
>>31998285
Fatality!
>>31998500
I bet some just go there for the cp
also
>that ned-crc match
>>31998486
>tumbler
>>31998285
There are more of these. There's one about injecting air into your blood to get high, another about making hash by putting weed in a big pot of boiling oil, lighting it on fire and then throwing a bucket of water on it to 'put it out' (read: spread fire fucking everywhere and burn your house down).
>>31998285
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
>>31998285
hmm
>>31998285
Change it up so they think it can be used in place of those medications for transitioning transgender people.
>>31998285
Well, they're lurking here so it's up to them to do the warning.
>>31998596
does this work
its actually sound reasonable to tried wit small
>>31998285
I support this motion!
captcha: xeropho make
The homosucks arrived. Also
>mentioning people
I thought that shit only happened on Facebook and Twitter
Could someone explain what Tumblr did beforehand that made /b/ lash out? Apparently they were trying to do a raid of their own or something?
Didn't you dweebs hear? You lost.
so when are we goingv?
>>31998485
They need more paranoia in their lives. They're already degenerates as it is.
>>31998380
>Person
>Not gender-fluid otherkin (dragon/fox) with the pronouns xi, xe, and xir
Check your privilege, shitlord. Not everyone identifies as human.
>>31996574
Sometimes I just stick these videos on in the background when I'm going to bed, Jims voice and laughter at snowflakes soothes me to sleep.
Also, Jim stop shilling your videos.
>>31998629
The only way to find out is to give it a try and report back with results.
>>31997390
Its an infection, doctor put maggots in severely infected areas to eat the rotted flesh and promote healthy skin to regrow. It's fairly standard.
>>31998285
Does anyone have the one where you can make cool looking metal or something by wrapping a spoon handle in duct tape so you don't get your hand burnt, heating the spoon's head on an open flame stove and then cooling it under water?
>>31998629
hallo
i shatted myself its not good
>>31996058
What I see, when I think of /pol/ teaming up to do something wicked
>>31998654
They tried to force their shitty ideals on us, but they failed so hard the "raid" was gone by the afternoon
>>31997358
Stare into the darkness...
>>31998656
Yeah, because they got so organized and really played us for the fools.
maximum damage control levels reached
>>31998654
There was a "Shut Down 4chan Movement" that started on tumblr which was just a pathetic raid on a couple boards. The funny part is that their "raid" was completely identical to the regular shitposting here every day so nobody really noticed.
>>31998634
>god i love my fandom sometimes
just another fanfiction by gaby
>>31996335
I hope moot does to them what he did to /r/SRS.
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/SRS
>>31998558
I ended up homeless because I wanted to get high~
>>31998622
Yeah, that would be a brilliant idea.
>>31998634
Send them some hamsteak and they will soon be crying
>>31998285
I can already see the headlines
>Hundreds of teens die as deadly pic sweaps blogging site
>>31997761
>Moreover if I were to hear someone say this in real life I do not think iI would be able to prevent myself from punching them.
Would you say it would be "triggering" you?
>>31997366
>>31997947
I've seen this around a few times. Glad I finally took the time to read it.
It's very accurate. Everyone I know who got baited by the tumble feminist ideology ends up as another zombie pushing the social justice agenda based off of feels.
>>31998818
The world was cleaned of so many leftists if that happened.
OK GUYS JUST LOOK HERE FOR A MOMENT THIS IS IMPORTANT
This needs distributing and saving. It's a really good and highly useful piece of armoury. Obviously tumblr know about this but it's how their site works so w/e if they didn't know about it before. Save it, and spread it as much as possible.
>>31998762
Tumblr is so retarded they still think /b/ is the only board trying to troll them. They will ignore the others.
>>31998285
I was starting to worry you guys were losing it. This could be a new golden age of 4chan.
>>31998663
Still waiting for confirmation.
>>31998818
Ban assault pictures!
>>31998707
>Devo
My melanin-enriched gentleman!
>>31998285
Do this >>31998881
>>31996693
You really should mix redpills in with the gore, like crime statistics, IQ scores, Holohoax and 9/11 facts,the arguments against femminism, articles, shit like that, so people like him can't say shit like that and assume some bullshit moral high ground.
>>31998881
>10 or so neckbeards band together and spend 1-2 days making accounts and having gore/rape bombs
>tumblr is reminded of their inferiority for years to come
the consequences will never be the same
Uh oh, looks like they're onto us.
NEED MORE CUTE GIFS WITH CUTE SURPRISES GET CRACKING
>>31996735
>67
/v/ had more for that shit against DmC
>>31998909
>starting to lose it
Too Late
>>31998881
This could be done for years.
>>31998966
And they won't be able to do anything about us.
>>31998966
install gentoo
why don't we get them to put a virus on their computer that spams gore?
>>31996582
>they women who are most concerned about rape culture are the fattest and ugliest
tip top lol
>>31998762
Mods=Gods
>>31999001
I'm Spidaman, niggas!
>>31999001
>believing a spider
It would be so amazing if /g/ were to give us loads of tech looking things to do with their site so they could go and whine and whine to their moderators who would then be so fuck this, that they'd just ban them.
Wouldn't that be amazing?
>>31996982
>>31997003
>>31997026
FDA here, and we approved these raids as treatments for cancer.
>>31998995
I usually dont trust spiders, but I am making this one an exception.
>>31999002
Too obvious.
How about a virus that replaces all pictures with gore at a random time?
>>31999001
I dont trust you, spider
I bet you're one of the tumblrers aren't you
I was hoping they'd try harder on /pol/. All we had were shitposters, not actual srs. /b/ did fine, I guess.
>>31999044
Nice doubles, now we need to set up the Valverde Blaster for July 18th!
>>31999087
Nah,
>>31998966
> 4chan users are willing to go as far as destroying multiple people's equipment
Does anyone else find this whole little teenage drama queen language as hilarious as me? Cracks me up.
And yeah, dummy. We're the internet hate machine duh.
>>31998727
But they actually believe it. There's a lot of people going "come at me 4chin, I ain't afraid" now that there's a lull. One anon before was right, they have the memory span of a gold fish.
>>31999064
CDC here, Tumblr needs to be gassed due to an AIDS outbreak.
>>31998656
>dweeps
holy shit ahhahaha
>>31999109
>requiring two genders
Stop adding identity to what is basically just a suit.
>Anonymiss
Seriously wtf you sjw faggot
>>31998699
HMMM
>>31999133
This reminds me of the Habbo Hotel back in '07!
>>31999163
I told you he was tumblr
I warned you dog
I warned you about spiders
>>31999048
Are you 5 years old and a script kiddie? We can do that ourselves. Hell, we can download macro programs, add-ons, or userscripts right now. But you're right that /g/ should join us, especially considering we collaborated with them during the Feminist Software Foundation thing.
>>31999163
I was just joshing with ya. You never expected the 4chan Inquisition!
BG come back yet?
Ok. They are still running to their little hugboxes.
Attack "#signal boost"
With similar to pic related.
Aww those fluffy widdle baby chickens <3
>>31999197
I offer the name of Valverde (Green Valley) Blaster.
>>31999221
Is that how you make chicken nuggets?
>>31999182
That's the ticket. Someone needs to make this into a tumblr friendly version.
We need to have them save an image and copy/paste a script to execute. They'll be spamming their own site.
>>31999243
Lmfao
Was there any reason why the anons did this or did they just do it for the heck of it?
