>believing the pyramids were built with chisel and stone by hand 4,500 years ago
How stupid are you?
>>31433712
Give me 500.000 slaves and a lifetime and I shall build you a second set of Giza pyramids with bronze age tools
>hurr time traveling aliens
occams razor
>>>/x/
>>31433712
Isn't a pyramid the easiest way to build a tall structure? It's the most durable form, right?
>>31433809
>Give me 500.000 alien gravity guns
FTFY
>>31433712
enlighten me Professor. I need a good giggle, Tell me, how was it really done?
pic is OP
>>31433712
I can be done if you believe the story of massive earthen ramps around the pyramids, which when given the tech would take ages to produce since they didn't ahve bulldozers and dump trucks.
.
>tfw you can't grind granite to a fine sheen on a curve with a fucking hammer and chisel
Google Pyramid Machining Marks
>>31433933
You already know.
>>31433986
If 500,000 slaves use a hammer and chisel every day of their lives can they make granite smooth on a curve?
IT'S FUCKING MAGIC!
EGYPTOLOGISTS TELL ME SO!
GEOLOGISTS LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF.
>>31433712
>believing dinosaurs died thousands of years ago
>believing they didnt lived with humans
>>31434022
Advanced Machining in Ancient Egypt
http://gizapower.com/Advanced/Advanced%20Machining.html
>water erosion on the sphinx
>it rained 8000+ BC in Egypt
>>31434052
NOTHING TO SEE HERE CITIZEN
YES, A HAMMER AND CHISEL DID THIS
NOW MOVE ALONG
>>31433712
how the fuck else would they have made that shit?
they didnt have modern technology to help... your a fucking idiot
>>31434030
Godzilla is REAL OH SHIT
>>31434069
>b...b...b...but they say Khufu only made it 4,000 years ago!
>>31434069
It probably did. The Middle East used to be fertile and pleasant. lrn2history
>>31434030
That shit's freaky cool. I've seen it before and there are lot of dinosaurs on those artifacts that they should not know about.
Anyone who thinks history is as simple as the official atheist explanation says it is is fucking retarded.
>>31434084
IGNORE OBVIOUS EVIDENCE
HIDE MACHINE MARKS THREAD
DO NOT REPLY TO MACHINE MARKS THREAD
>Hammer and Chisel Defense Force Detected
>Remove bullshit logic
![Laocoon-BEST[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u8cFCkK.jpg "Laocoon-BEST[1].jpg")
>>31434084
Did the aliens make this too you gullible sheep
>>31434030
Humans have been finding fossils for 1 million years in all corners. Just because some primitive ape expressed their concerns in art implies nothing of significance.
Major religions don't touch it because its beyond their scope and the basic indoctrination.
>>31434092
Well...
Show incontrovertible evidence and expand on said evidence to prove your point, OP.
>>31434117
>Anyone who thinks history is as simple as the official atheist explanation
>official atheist explanation
None of this has anything to do with atheism you fucking /x/cunt
Blacks did it
>>31434126
im not a mason and either are you
give me more evidence that a human could not do that with hand tools.
>>31434069
The water erosion was massive and impossible to ignore that it had to be restored way the fuck back in ancient Egypt times.
HOWEVER the water erosion is not present on the head, leading to the likelihood that the head was re-carved
>>31434126
IGNORE MACHINE MARKS ON ANCIENT EGYPTIAN QUARRY ROCKS
HIDE MACHINE MARKS ON ANCIENT EGYPTIAN QUARRY ROCKS
DO NOT REPLY TO THREADS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN HAMMER AND CHISEL
>>31434184
Head was most likely re-carved, seeing as it has no erosion and is way smaller compared to the rest of the body.
>>31433712
ikr
have you seen carl munck the code, mindblowing stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw9lTB0hTNU
>amerifat too lazy, fat and stupid to comprehend how human endeavour could produce the greatest wonder of antiquity
>must be alidums
>>31434206
STONE AGE NIGGERS WITH HAMMERS
NO PROBLEM
PERFECT LINES
PERFECT ANGLES
HAMMER AND CHISEL?
NO PROBLEM!
>>31434206
im not a mason and either are you
give me more evidence that a human could not do that with hand tools..
>>31434030
http://www.skepdic.com/icastones.html
>>31434257
DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING LINES?
THOSE ARE MACHINE MARKS
THEY ARE NOT HAMMER AND CHISEL MARKS
YOU WILLFULL FUCKING RETARDS
NO ONE IS SAYING ALIENS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING GEOLOGY AND SCIENCE
OPEN UP YOUR FUCKING JEW-ADDLED SHIT BRAINS
>>31434315
Prehistoric Machined Artifacts
http://gizapower.com/pma/index.htm
It was simply the genetic superiority of black Egyptians that allowed them to create advanced tools.
Whites borrowed almost everything, including their writing.
>>31434357
>black egyptians
flunks 9th grade algebra
man didn't land on the moon
flunks biology
there is no evolution
flunks history
space guys built pyramids
flunks American history
expert on 2nd Amendment
see a pattern forming?
>>31434257
>too big to have been brougt in through the only shaft leading to it
>too small to hold a body nevertheless one inside of wooden coffin followed by metal or stone sarcophagus
>no writing at all inside of pyramid, making it one of only a tiny handful of burial sites without the "book of the dead" on the wall to guide the departed to the afterlife, which was considered esential
>no antechambers for holding all of the pahraoh's shit
>bottom underground level completely unfinished and looks totally abandoned.
I am willing to argue that it was never used, and was nothing but an endeavor for bragging rights while serving as a means of hiding his true tomb
>>31434315
So those marks have nothing to do with centuries of arid weather and sand being constantly blown up against the rocks?
>British Egyptologist, Sir. William Flinders Petrie, recognized that these tools were insufficient. He explored this anomaly thoroughly in "Pyramids and Temples of Gizeh," and expressed amazement about the methods the ancient Egyptians used to cut hard igneous rocks. He credited them with methods that "......we are only now coming to understand." So why do modern mainstream Egyptologists insist that this work was accomplished with a few primitive copper instruments?
http://gizapower.com/Advanced/Advanced%20Machining.html
>>31434389
1. Open mind
2. Read
3. Think critically
4.?????
5. PROFIT!!!1!
http://gizapower.com/pma/index.htm
>>31434426
This one: http://gizapower.com/Advanced/Advanced%20Machining.html
>>31434357
>>31433712
Such hostility , very sadness.
>>31434393
It was done using god's chosen people as slaves, they're capable of amazing feats when they're under the lash, look at wall street.
>>31433712
I'm assuming you've never worked as a stonemason. Also slaves didn't build the pyramids, but groups of skilled workers and people paying off taxes by working. To get straight cuts you dont really need laser tech, just sand and a bit of copper. The outer stones were not chiseled, that takes way too much time and its easy to fuck up. Sanding is fast and gets perfect edges. Also you dont have to use up copper to replace chisels. Basically you take a thin copper plate (rectangular, sort of like a saw with handles but the copper plate is not jagged but straight) and you "saw" the stone while pouring sand on it, so basically the sand cuts the stone. Regarding transportation of the stones, the quarry was not far and the area could've easily been flooded to use barges. The Nile has changed its course over the centuries and it has been much close to the pyramids during the time of the Pharaohs. Anyone who thinks humans could not have achieved such splendor and build such a monument with their own intelligence should crawl into a hole and die because he and the idea of muh aliens are an insult to humanity.
>>31434426
im not hitting your click bate
if you want to stand on a soap box and call everyone sheep and stupid and unable to form critical thoughts you damn sure better be able to express your opinion in words without copy pasting
>>31434315
>implying you have a background in geology, science, or machinary
>implying you aren't a high school drop out
>>31434374
I know it's funny people still believe that the pyramids were built by regular humans
man are they stupid OP
>>31433712
OH GOD, NOT THESE IDIOTS AGAIN
Pyramids are simply built in concrete.
Google Joseph Davidovits, and I won't even post a youtube video, retarded MUH ALIEN SLAVE TECHNOLOGY would ignore it.
>>31434145
This.
>>31434493
>>31434485
If you would like to have a reasoned and educated debate about machining in ancient Egypt, first you must read the article we will be discussing.
Of course, this is 4chan, so to expect you to go and actually read an article you'd like to debate me about IS PRETTY FUCKING HILARIOUS.
>>31434405
Please don't affiliate this board with such trash.
>some scientists disagree with carbon dating
Nice source fucker.
humans are awesome and build amazing shit. It's amazing what shit you can get done when 90% of your population isnt over weight, sitting on their asses all day playing vidya or watching tv.
>>31434556
http://gizapower.com/Advanced/Advanced%20Machining.html
The article in question you would like to debate me about but you refuse to read.
>>31434137
yes, yes they did.
>>31434206
that soda can.
must be the aliens though, all praise to the aliens, faggots.
>>31433712
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCvx5gSnfW4
>So hard to move rocks
>>31434374
>>31434463
Look how much the head protrudes at the back, that is a very typical negro trait. Also, the sloping mouth and weak chin.
>>31434676
>>31433838
yeah, because it's just a big pile of bricks
a neatly stacked pile of bricks, mind, but still a pile of bricks
There is actually some evidence to suggest many of the blocks may have been poured in place using an early form of concrete. I remember reading that some research found the hydration content of the rocks was waaaay higher than the surrounding desert sandstone.
>>31434030
That one is probably fake, but what about this one.
>>31434805
Its fake because the kike sponsored scientists say so
Why are people acting like it is impossible to do smooth surfaces, straight lines etc with primitive tools? People can do it today no problem.
>muh aliums technology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Çatalhöyük
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Göbekli_Tepe
It's amazing what people in the stone age were capable of.
>>31433712
Moving the blocks is a piece of piss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCvx5gSnfW4
>>31434805
its a rhino with a design behind it. There's a youtube video by aron ra I think that demonstrates this to be the case
>>31434986
>cutting and moving 100 ton stone blocks was a piece of cake
ahahahah
>>31434571
It's devious as fuck, because some scientists indeed disagree with carbon dating on a fine scale, as it is highly derivative of previously dated objects and wildly fluctuates.
As in you can make a table out of ~40 year old tree, carbon date it and get results wide as "it will be made in 350 years". If it dates 85 million +-5 million, who cares.
>>31434958
Also this place, no one talks about it.
>>31435016
>look at me, I'm a retard who didn't watch the video and see a man move and erect a 20 ton block by himself with no machinery or ever pulleys.
>>31434126
>>31434206
>4,500-year old masonry
>Durr, there's no way somebody could have come along since then and made new marks
>Durr there's no way the CONSTANT WIND and BLOWING SAND could have rounded the hard corners in all that time
>>31435052
Did he also cut it out with chisel and stone and with perfect lines down to one 15th of a centimeter?
Did he also place these blocks so tight that a razorblade wouldn't fit in between?
>>31433712
I honestly believe we used to be just as advanced or moreso than now. Then something really stupid happened and we went through a real "dark ages" and too much was forgotten.
Looks like we are repeated the same process.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih1ZWE3pe9o
Egyptians did math like a computer
>>31435044
>>31435052
Would be hard on sand. Nae, impossible on sand. Also, how's he get them stacked on top of each other?
>>31434052
>>31434084
>>31434126
>>31434206
>>31434257
>>31434315
shut the fuck up samefag
It was mammoths
Ok no it wasn't but this is 100x more likely then aliums
>>31435162
anyone know about the tunnels below the sphinx? One under the front paw and on in it's ass.
>>31434871
Why would science keep modern time dinosaurs a secret? Why and when did they go extinct? Who would profit from this? Why would the jews sponsor such scientists?
>>31435034
Carbon dating is useless past about 50k years but its irrelevant because there are significantly more accurate, more precise and with much longer time scales useful for dating chronologically different objects, and they all generally agree with one another, so you get multiple lines of evidence supporting one overlapping range of dates for a high degree of accuracy in your dating.
>>31435098
>I honestly believe we used to be just as advanced or moreso than now.
Well, we didn't.
>>31434691
Kek, he looks like the man in this video
>>31435119
>>31435165
Stop being a retard and watch the fucking video.
And Egypt isn't made entirely out of sand. If we can build roads there, they could build roads there.
>>31433712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9w-i5oZqaQ
All of your shit disproven in one video.
>>31433712
>not believing in skilled workers
Also >>>/x/
>>31435241
Obviously we did since there's alot of knowledge they had 4000+ years ago that we found out about in the last 100 years
>>31435208
>>31435162
>>31435044
What and where is that?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DoGZoFUCfM
>>31435275
Ancient aliens? what?
Isn't that the weird guy on history channel or something? What does that have to do with anything?
>>31435241
>Well, we didn't.
*tips fedora*
All we need is a few bad solar flares, and we lose everything for a while.
>>31435313
Gornaya Shoria, southern Siberia.
>>31435304
>Obviously we did since there's alot of knowledge they had 4000+ years ago that we found out about in the last 100 years
Just because we found out people in the past weren't as stupid as we presumed them to be (which was always a stupid position to take on our part because anatomically modern humans have been around for longer than modern human agricultural civilization has been around) doesn't mean some magical Atlantean sort of super society with advanced technologies based on crystals transmitted to them by the lizard people living on the moon existed.
>>31435096
No, concrete, and yes. You can't fit a razor blade in between smooth stacked stones. This isn't magic. Look at the precision with which statues of the era were carved. Same deal.
>>31435364
>All we need is a few bad solar flares, and we lose everything for a while.
And yet bad solar flares happen all the time and nothing comes from it.
And there would be, you know, actual evidence of our existence in the future. You'd be able to actually dig up our cities and find remaining computers and shit, and they wouldn't be made of fucking rocks.
>>31435427
No one said that either.
>>31435427
*tips all knowing fedora*
>>31435453
>thinks cities last forever, thinks his suburb would be around for more than 150 years without maintenance .
>>31435448
Weird shapes and stones, built like lego.
Chisel and stone xDD
>>31433815
You clearly don't know what occams razor is.
>>31435217
>>31435492
Chisels aren't the only tools stoneworkers have or had, you know.
>>31433809
Deal, but you have to arrange for food and materials
>>31435529
How did they perfectly carve out and cut 100 ton stone blocks then? That's something that we need very modern equipment to event attempt today.
>>31435467
Yes, it was a bit of a strawman for humor's sake, but saying that people in the past were more advanced technologically than we are now is rubbish mate.
Now, did they live a far more sustainable existence than modern society?
Definitely.
Technologically, they weren't remotely close to us, but socially? Maybe they were more advanced.
The two aren't remotely the same though.
>>31434030
Velocirape
well they had a lot of time to get those lines straight. literally all day every day looking at bricks asking yourself 'is that shit straight or not?' well I guess I'll look at for another 5 years before I make my final decision.
>>31435490
>>thinks cities last forever, thinks his suburb would be around for more than 150 years without maintenance .
>thinks buildings magically fly away to the land of Easter Bunnies and purple fairies when all the people move away from them.
>>31433712
>Extremely advanced culture capable of space travel and other technological marvels
>finds nothing better to do than stacking up rocks in the desert for sandniggers to gawk at
How stupid are they?
>>31435596
I'm not saying they were more advanced technologically, I'm saying they knew stuff that we still don't know/just found out about in within the last 100 years, and their civilization date back to atleast 4500 years ago, most likely as far as 8-10 000
Remember to hide all /x/ threads.
>>31435621
You really have no idea, do you?
>>31435554
The same way they carved 100 ton statues. Artisans.
Jesus you're dense.
>>31435608
Except the mainstream belief is that they were built in just 20 years.
>>31435627
There's alot of evidence out there that there are buried cities and monuments under the sand.
I'm sure you will be able to find anything from the modern world exist atlest 4500 years from now, oh wait you wont
>>31435657
>cities disappear 150 years after the people living in them move away
>>31435608
>Ancient egyptians didn't have string.
>>31435658
Top explanation.
>>31434315
>machine marks would still be on stone exposed to weather for 3000 years.
Sure thing m8
>>31434481
So how do you account for the fact that it takes the earth EXACTLY one year to orbit the Sun? Coincidence?
>>31435663
>There's alot of evidence out there that there are buried cities and monuments under the sand.
Cite some of it
>I'm sure you will be able to find anything from the modern world exist atlest 4500 years from now, oh wait you wont
Catalhoyuk is from 9000 years ago.
These places don't just disappear. If there's cities under the desert or the ocean demonstrate it. Don't just say there's lots of evidence, then not cite it.
>>31435673
Cities are the same as your suburb right?
All of our stone skyscrapers and pyramids, would still be here.
>>31435554
>That's something that we need very modern equipment to event attempt today.
Except that we don't. It's very much possible to do it with primitive tools. It just takes a lot longer.
>>31435663
>There's alot of evidence out there that there are buried cities and monuments under the sand.
Probably, yeah. And?
>I'm sure you will be able to find anything from the modern world exist atlest 4500 years from now, oh wait you wont
Pretty sure our tanks will survive for some 4500 years even if they don't work anymore. But I still don't see what your retarded point is.
>>31435490
>thinks cities last forever, thinks his suburb would be around for more than 150 years without maintenance .
Yeah, because there's no such thing as ancient cities.
>>31435717
The Earth doesn't orbit the Sun, the Sun is carried by the Great Lord Ra in his Chariot of Fire unerringly each day.
Kindly don't spread the lies that the Earth revolves around the Sun here.
>>31434137
Are the balls too big,or is the dick small?
>>31435744
I don't think you realize that foundations, even once removed, leave very distinct soil changes which remain for extensive periods of time (we're talking thousands of years) and can be detected with ground penetrating radar and other ground penetration techniques used widely in archaeology.
As well as all the artifacts that would remain such as our massive fucking garbage dumps, which are extremely detectable and will remain in place for tens of thousands of years due to the amount of plastics and metals in them.
>>31435727
http://news.sciencemag.org/2011/05/satellite-imagery-uncovers-17-lost-egyptian-pyramids
There's evidence that there used to be an ocean of some sort in todays desert in Egypt, with the ocean floor and fossils still there for anyone to see.
>>31435761
>>31435673
Furthermore, we have created systems that require maintenance, without someone there to control these system, our cities could rapidly destroy themselves. Stone structures, like the pyramids last/chaco canyon and other places alike, last.
>>31435747
Tanks? I think nature would eat that up fairly fast actually.
>>31434315
>imperial units
>>31433809
It was never built by slaves and it took only 20 years to build apparently
>>31434357
That's really cool. I like the m and o's
>>31435673
>>31435727
>>31435761
Also, even if the buildings themselves crumble and the bits of rock and bricks turn to dust and the foundations are erased and people build another city on top of it, we STILL find evidence that there was a city there from all the artifacts we dig out and the various traces left.
Otherwise archaeologists would be out of a fucking job.
>>31435864
>Tanks? I think nature would eat that up fairly fast actually.
How so?
>>31435832
>There's evidence that there used to be an ocean
There were lots of bodies of water in places they didn't use to be. The entire landmass of planet Earth was once one broad landmass called Pangaea, with vasly different temperatures, climates and environments, including different bodies of water located throughout.
The entire state where I live is made up of fucking limestone, which was the result of billions of microscopic and larger water dwelling life forms dying and accumulating at the bottom of the body of water and calcreting into rock.
Further, Egyptians built lots of smaller pyramids and lots of smaller tombs, and modern Egypt is significantly drier than ancient Egypt due to climate changes and silting up and closing off of channels of the Nile over time.
What's your point?
>>31435882
Yup.
Herculaneum was found underneath an entire other, modern Italian city whose name escapes me and I'm too lazy to google at the mo.
>>31435834
>Furthermore, we have created systems that require maintenance, without someone there to control these system, our cities could rapidly destroy themselves.
No, buildings will crumble, but the foundations will remain and even if they are removed, the soil changes in chemical composition which is directly detectable for extremely long periods of time.
There will be mountains of evidence that we existed for future anthropologists to dig up, which is kinda cool when you think about it.
Oh come on OP.
Everyone knows it was the Jewish Lizard Aliens from Planet Scheckels that wut dun it.
>>31435882
Right and now we have come full circle, stone structures last, but technology doesn't.
>>31435923
My point is, weather has obviously changed in todays Egypt, the sphinx is atleast 8000 years old according to the erosion on its body and surrounding foundation.
Arguing that we should have whole massive cities to basically live in after so many thousands of years is retarded.
People forget the pyramids outer layers are very damaged, as for how they still stand? They're earthquake proof.
>>31434454
>>31434454
that's a fish, a skate in particular
ITT: Intergalactic Jews Enslave Ancient Niggers
Egyptian precision a shit.
>>31435995
Actually I think I just said the opposite. We probably know ancient people's technological levels better than their architectural styles because (non-perishable) objects are more likely than buildings to survive in a form we can analyze.
>>31436032
It's the special alien lizard glue.
>>31434380
Still votes
>>31434094
I Once made a drawing of a green flying face catching fire...Does my drawing prove something?
>>31436063
Copper chisels did that or you're a Jew from Reddit with a fedora.
>>31433712
>believing the pyramids were built with chisel and stone by hand 4,500 years ago
Is such a thing even possible?
>>31434405
I'm totally convonced
>>31436002
Yes, weather changes things. How does this in any way support (this assuming you're still the same poster that this discussion I'm having started with that asserted past populations were at least as advanced and modern populations technologically) the claim that past populations were as advanced if not more so than modern populations?
Just because some pyramids are still under 10 tons of sand doesn't support that these things were built by a super advanced civilization.
Egypt had a very large population for its time period, which allowed it to engage in some pretty impressive structures. But so did the Mesopotamians. Except they didn't have access to the quarries Egypt had, so what they did instead, was similarly impressive structures, but with hard fired mud bricks.
>>31434654
Shit, this is it! This is what niggers did to build the pyramid.
>>31436120
I never heard ppl saying Copper chisels was the tool used in puma punku.
>>31436171
I've never said they are as or even more advanced, I'm saying they're advanced in certain areas, which they clearly were.
We still to this date have no clue how they built their monuments, what they were for, how they knew so much about math, astronomy and such.
>>31434612
This is the perfect visual rep of human futility. It's all going back to nature one day
>>31434315
Are you >>31436226
This poster?
>>31435098
>I honestly believe we used to be just as advanced or moreso than now. Then something really stupid happened and we went through a real "dark ages" and too much was forgotten.
Because that was the one I was originally discussing this with, and if you aren't him then, that's cool, you didn't say it. But someone did, and that's the comment I was primarily discussing.
well they definately weren't built by aliens.
>have there ever been proven aliens?
>No
>most locals wouldn't know how to do it
>must be aliens
>>31435801
natural selection has caused dicks to become bigger since then
women used to fuck donkeys/horses instead
>>31436243
No it'll always be there and the tools used to make it too
>>31436299
Nope, sorry.
And yes it's a weird comment.
>>31433712
>intricate statues carved by hand with a chisel
>retards dumbfounded about how a straight line could be chiseled
>>31436301
Did you see OP mention aliens? no, fuck off
>>31434117
Could it be that dinosaurs were an intelligent specie like humans? They were so advanced that they made bio degradable weapons, machinery et. al. ?
>hand carved
>>31436326
Cool bro. Glad we cleared it up.
>>31436344
Ancient Europeans (except the Mediterranean people) were such fucking savages, I don't understand how neopagans can idolize them. Might as well worship bongo-playing jungle niggers.
>>31436361
I don't see why that couldn't happen somewhere at sometime.
The reptile jews had to come from something
>>31436375
>>31436361
no, in fact in comparison to body size, most dinosaurs brains were fucking microscopic
>how 2 str8 lien? :3c
>>31436344
Those stonehenge blocks are many times heavier and a much harder engineering/logistical problem. The terrain was not flat and along a river 100% of the way unlike Egypt. Plus the full complex was much larger and more impressive than the pyramids.
Nice try revisionist lib self-hater.
>>31436375
Different anon, but I suspect these people literally spoke in geometry
>>31433933
The stones were levitated using saser technology. No aliens involved, just people with a very deep understanding of the universe.
>>31436221
Well then they did it with Andean Nigger chisels and shit.
Basically if it wasn't done by cave niggers with rocks you're a Jew.
>>31436485
No, they spoke in their own languages, geometry and trigonometry and algebra were developed initially to help solve problems of laying out fields along river banks to ensure all the arable land was properly distributed and being utilized efficiently, and to help build canals and irrigation systems, waste disposal systems and the like.
So the mathematics were important parts of these people's existences, that's certainly true.
>>31433712
ALL YOU STUPID FAGGOTS IN THIS THREAD SEEM TO FORGET THE FACT THAT THEY BUILT THE PYRAMIDS OVER HUNDREDS OF GENERATIONS, NOT UNDER ONE FUCKING LIFETIME YOU FUCKING MORONS. GIVEN ENOUGH TIME ANYONE CAN BUILD ANYTHING EVERY.
>>31436554
lol I love these no fun autists
>>31434137
Soft marble is not granite. 300 bc is not 3000 bc. Thanks for trying
>>31436365
>Hand carved
>>31436310
In classic times a small dick was considered more aesthetic. Men back then didn't give a fuck about cock size. Women may have but who gave a fuck.
>>31436299
The best theory going I have found regarding this is the 'Dominator Culture' outlined first by Riane Eisler and refined by others over the years like Terrance McKenna.
The basic idea is that starting with the agricultural revolution about 10k years ago, only 10k years after the last glacial maximum when human populations were reduced to a few million in two base camps, one African, one Euro based, the cooperative culture slowly dissolved as accumulation of wealth began. Can be tied into the matriarchal societies drifting towards patriarchal which benefits the few over the last 2000 years. The discovery of distilled alcohol production is probably also tied in. The drunken ape may bring about the downfall of civilization as we know it.
I have a pet theory that there are many earth like planets formed constantly. These are like eggs in the universe but mortality is high. Some embryonic fetal planets mature into something wonderful but most are relegated to the garbage bin of the universe. Our earth has simply squandered its massive mineral and fossil fuel resources in large tribal wars over the last 2000 years and its life forms will probably not progress to the great enlightenment.
We may only have a few billion years left before earths core cools and the atmosphere blows away, our sun burns out and the planet just another lifeless rock in the universe.
What that great enlightenment would be I have no idea but we are nowhere close. We are dying lel.
>>31436565
tiny mud brick tombs a shit
great pyramid is only thing that matters
>>31436527
Get a few thousand of these here sum'bitches and y'all can sonic blast yerself a big ol meglalith n'shit.
>>31436466
>Over the years, various authors have suggested that supernatural or anachronistic methods were used, usually asserting that the stones were impossible to move otherwise. However, conventional techniques, using Neolithic technology as basic as shear legs, have been demonstrably effective at moving and placing stones of a similar size
Also one thing that always scandalized me about Megalithic people is that they never bothered to fucking carve or sculpt the stones properly.
"Oh shit that's a huge stone! What can we do with it?"
"Uh... Let's flip it upright!"
"Genius! Fuck yeah! Let's erect everything!"
It's nigger behavior, not a mark of civilization.
>>31436570
fun is believing things that are demonstrably true
also dungeons and dragons table top roleplaying
>>31433986
Its called a copper saw and sand, bro
>>31436588
>dat theory
>hieronymus bosch
10/10
>>31436640
*tips fedora*
>>31436588
>What that great enlightenment would be I have no idea but we are nowhere close. We are dying lel.
You're fucking dumb, humans haven't even began harnessing the endless power supply that is the tides, let along perfected solar power, batteries and other forms of technology that will being to exponentially expand over the next few decades.
Technology right now is fucking booming. You can buy a 16GB usb stick for $9 at Future Shop today. That's fucked. You and I can't even imagine how advanced our shit will be a few hundred years after our deaths.
>>31436588
>We may only have a few billion years left before earths core cools and the atmosphere blows away, our sun burns out and the planet just another lifeless rock in the universe.
So longer than the amount of time life has even existed on the planet then?
I think we've got plenty of time left bro. Asteroid harvesting isn't far away.
>>31436588
>>31436572
>What are massive 12,000 year old monoliths recently discovered in Göbleki Tepi, north east turkey?
>>31436588
Also, I like some of Terrance McKenna's world view, but the dude was really high a lot of the time.
Not saying that can't be useful. PCR technique was invented by a dude while tripping on acid, but don't put too much credit in broad based theories developed while taking DMT.
>>31436642
Mr. Brinell would like to have a word with you
>>31436662
Now whose the no fun allowed autist?
Huh buddy?
>>31433712
No realising people had fuck all to do back then, actually being autistic as fuck and insulting human intelligence with one of the most ridiculous assumptions
I have ever heard. You should learn your history before you decide to humiliate yourself in front of the entire world.
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>>31436403
>believing roman propaganda
the germanic tribes weren't savages. they weren't as technologically advanced as the romans, but they weren't stinky dirty barbarians like they want you to believe. stop watching hisjewy channel
Guys, if you can go with the simple explanation rather than the complex one, do it.
>How you granite with bronze tools ?!?!
You don't, you use granite tools, they will both wear out but in the end you'd get the job done. Got the tool broken - get a granite rock and start smashing.
>but muh straight lines
Get a rock, tied it to a string, you'd get a vertical straight line every time
>but muh angles
You draw a line, put two sticks in it, use a strings to draw two circles that touch each other center. Where they intersect you'd get a right angle to the line. Use some planks to make an an angle and go with it from there on.
>but muh transportation
Wooden logs to roll the rocks to river barges, wooden logs to roll the rocks to construction side.
>but muh placement
Cover place with sand, load rock on top. Shovel off the sand, set rock in to place.
Those people had little in terms of technology but they were not stupid. They used what little they had to make do.
I do not exclude aliums but only provided we really can't explain how they did it, so far we are able to do so for the most part.
Come at me, bro.
>>31436713
Things that were not done by chisel
>>31433986
>Implying they used hammer and chisels
Most tools were pounding stones, simply a rock shaped to allow long durations of pounding chips away to bring out a shape.
the ancient egyptians were white. whites can do anything
check and mate, atheists ;)
>>31434454
and it's an upside down fish, with four dicks
>>31436819
Awesome. It's about time a proper Geologist showed up to tell us all exactly how this works instead of a bunch of 14 year old summerfags trying to act like internet tough scholars.
Go on Dr. Breakingrocks. Please continue with your address to the National Geological Society.
>>31436799
please tell me more about the bathing habits of ancient peoples
you seem to be an expert
>>31436799
>the African tribes weren't savages. they weren't as technologically advanced as the Europeans, but they weren't stinky dirty barbarians like they want you to believe. stop reading stormfront infographics
A savage is a savage. Celts and Germans were savages.
>>31433933
>pic is OP
that is some 9gag tier humor right there
>>31436787
>>31436683
>>31436670
these people want robotic gf's and think they'll be flying in space cars soon
>>31436819
>making a straight line by pounding two rocks together
>>31436787
This is the lamest post of the day. I can't believe you took the time to type that out, a simple "lol fagit" would have sufficed.
>Have tens of thousands of people who are willing to give you months of labor every year because of their stupid religion and over a couple decades they build you a giant monument.
Yes aliens building it is much more logical.
Its just another example of how bad religion is. How much more would egypt have got done if it wasnt pissing away so much work time?
>>31436872
they used rivers and lakes?
>>31436894
Why would I want a robotic girlfriend?
I want a robotic penis motherfucker. Then I can get all the real girlfriends I want!
>>31436587
Being hung like an animal was for niggers. Women were for raping anyway, boys were for pleasure.
>>31436829
Indeed, we not even in2 agriculture back then
>>31436894
it is pretty funny listening to these 19 year olds getting all hype for stuff which only has a vague "2050" release date
>>31435871
>It was never built by slaves
[citation needed]
the 20 years per pyramid part is true though.
>>31436882
even the celts and germans were more technologically advanced than african tribes
>>31436927
why a robotic one, it'll eventually rust and break down, what you want is a stone dildo made directly from decedents of the Egyptian pyramid builders
>>31436896
get out
>>31436713
They are not that big, but still fucking impressive and a proof that they were not the berry picking, retarded caveman as show in the books.
Spoilers: The pyramids were built using electromagnetically induced "anti-gravity." It didn't make anything float, but it did cause the object it influenced to be significantly lighter.
Guess where they got the tech from?
>>31436922
are you being retarded on purpose?
>>31436588
All life on Earth will be extinct within 600 million years. Multicellular life has already passed the half-way mark on Earth, unicellular is at the tail-end of it's existance.
>>31436900
that's reddit for you
those faggots always want to try and be the funniest fuck in the comments page, but they are the most boring unoriginal memespouters ever
>>31436976
The amount of work required for even one of those is far beyond the labor output of even the largest of tribes
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monks_Mound
The egyptians were shit and rode the coattails of the Assyrians and Greeks who did all the hard work for them(ie: the ideas, blueprints, and logistical mathematics)
Fuck Giza
>>31436317
Actually no. Plate tectonics will bury it beneath the mantel of earth, crushing and melting the history away.
A real shame but that's reality.
>>31436956
theyve found settlements made by the actual builders just outside the valley of the kings. carvings depicting workers being paid, drinking and ACTUALLY going on vacation were found there too
>>31436896
>making a straight line by pounding two rocks together
I will draw it to you, since you show inability to comprehend writen words.
>>31436965
The robotic one will be upgradable.
>>31437000
>All life on Earth will be extinct within 600 million years.
Citation required.
>>31436957
Not really, and pretty much all of their technological advances can be attributed to close contact with the great Mediterranean and Middle-Eastern civilizations. What technology did a Germanic barbarian master that a migration-age Bantu negroid did not?
>thinking it takes anything other than a couple generations of a hoard of slaves to stack rocks into a big pile
>thinking the big pile must be evidence of aliens whose tractor beams are the only thing that could stack a bunch of rocks in a big pile
The abundance of clear and direct evidence for the advanced acoustic levitation techniques of the ancient pyramid-builders is being completely ignored by the concerned historians and academics. Why?
The answer to this question leads down the blackhole of 'State Secrets' that is maintained by the same psychopathic Nazi elements that assassinated Nikola Tesla for his acoustic levitation technologies nearly 70 years ago, as the first move that began World War 2 and the successful Nazi takeover of America.
http://www.human-resonance.org/tibetan_levitation.html
>>31437076
it must have been aliens!!!
>>31437076
No, this is not /x/. We're entertaining the possibility that human civilization is far older than 7000 years old
>>31437079
>The abundance of clear and direct evidence for the advanced acoustic levitation techniques of the ancient pyramid-builders is being completely ignored by the concerned historians and academics. Why?
Because it doesn't exist and is retarded?
They used cement
They would bring in shittons of limestone, a yet unidentified binder, throw them in to a mold on site, pump water in, then mix
After it sets enough to be solid they slid the mold out
Further expansion as it dried would be what made them butt close to each other
They or nature itself would sand them down to make them smooth
>>31437046
Does the rock agree to break the way you want it every time?
Is this some fucking Jewish magic bullshit, Rabbi?
Are you a fucking space lizard?
>>31437058
Cattle. Horses.
>>31437117
Its demonstrably at least 9000 years old because the city of Catahoyuk in Turkey dates from that time period.
But that doesn't mean the people living there were very advanced technologically.
>>31437042
>theyve found settlements made by the actual builders just outside the valley of the kings
Slaves would need housing as well. Can you give me a citation for finding that though?
>>31436956
They weren't slaves, they were paid and respected labourers. Why would you want some dirty Nubians building your tomb and monument that would last for thousands of years? Plus like the other guy who replied to you said, they had their own towns and communities. Some were even build around the pyramids.
>>31437130
>Does the rock agree to break the way you want it every time?
Really good lithic tool makers had pretty high degrees of accuracy once they had enough experience.
