>ITT: We confess our degeneracy to /pol/ to cleanse us of our sins
I'll start
>used to smoke weed a lot in high school because I was an edgy fuck
>Was subscribed to theamazingbanana and TYT for over 2 years
>Have been in a sexual relationship with my cousin several times
>>31187742
I enjoy cuckold porn.
I have alcohol like once every two weeks.
I masturbate daily.
>>31187762
Inexcusable.
>used to smoke weed and do opiates almost daily
>used to be a general shit head who liked the thug culture
Now I'm a hard working individual who only takes stimulants to increase my work load by 100%
i used to fuck blackmen, then I got hiv.
>>31187742
i sometimes porpusly click the b , the d, and even the s, at the bottom of this very page we are on right now to this very day.
I drink every 2-3 days, I masturbate about once a week.
Back in high school I was really into punk culture so every day was a total mess. Drugs, sex, violence, etc. at least I graduated high school and never let the people around me have any influence on my political beliefs.
>>31187742
NEET master race reporting in!!
I am a homosexual.
I do my very best not to be a faggot and to counter any faggot culture that I discover locally but I still know, in the back of my mind, my efforts will never cleanse me.
my first choice is to run, there's a fighter in me somewhere, he's just lost.
No Masturbation depressing me
>>31187832
If there's something wrong with watching some slut get double teamed by a couple of niggers then I don't want to be right.
>>31187742
>go to college
>mixed race
>only have dated white girls and plan to race mix more
>>31188041
>your future
I'm a convicted felon ;(
>>31187742
I sucked 5 penis. And enjoyed anal sex until /pol/ cure me.
I take shits on peoples lawn dressed up as a dog, then I run away on all 4's.
I am too scared to act upon my political beliefs.
Part of me feels like this is the worst confession in here, in a way.
>>31187742
I am da niggest
I fap a lot
I smoke a lot
Drink a lot
No job, no friends
I eat with government money
play vidya games to escape reality
probably mentally ill
>>31187742
I molested my little sister
>>31188255
>revealing incriminating evidence
>on NSA owned webzone
top fucking lel
I masturbate
I'm addicted to entertainment. Vidya, movies and tv-shows.
I'm addicted to cigarettes. Whenever I quit I tend to come back to my smokes.
I masturbate daily.
any advice?
>>31187742
Sometimes I think the merchants are the chosen race for acting like genius.
>>31188160
I still ennoy anal sex
>>31188316
start ripping pieces of paper into smaller pieces of paper
chew some gum
>>31187742
>N/A
Christian masterrace reporting, now bow degenerate scum.
>>31188316
dxm trip + suggestive hypnosis
Change your life in 7 days by Paul McKenna
>>31188316
Just kick back and wait for the happening. Life isn't really all that until then.
>>31188255
I molested my cat when i was a teen
>>31187742
I like chubby women, I also have another degeneracy related to it which I'm too embarrassed to talk about online.
I also shoved things up my ass when I was about 13-14 years old.
>Homosexual
>Addicted to masturbation
>Smoker
>Casual drug abuser
>Theist
>>31188347
They are anon, you don't need to be a Jew to admire their cunning nature, not unlike the respect one has for a rat who manages to elude them.
I've been smoking weed for 4 years and don't plan on stopping, I'm considering trying shrooms
I watch a lot of porn
I used to steal shit from retail stores semi-often
I cheated on basically everything in HS
I regret none of this, except maybe the porn
i think everyone who posts top kek or top lel should be thrown into the clensing fires of an atomic bomb.
You know what.
>>31188449
MODS
O
D
S
>I am married, but living with my mistress/girlfriend -- traditional marriage has failed me
>I'm not religious
>>31188400
>Theist
>degeneracy
I like anime.
Anime girls are White, r-right?
>>31188407
I know a guy like you, successfully cheating isnt degenerate, it's resourcefulness and creativity which will make you turn up alright if you keep it up.
I Read Each and Every One if your stupid shit posts and I Came To The Conclusion That None Of You STUPID FUCKS are worthy of my degenerate sins. let me begin.
I used to let a mentally Ill retarded fuck face take advantage of my money so I smoked that retard out with the herbal Jew , for about $2999 worth of weed. And the fucking retard still have not paid me back nor have any idea or heart to pay me any compensation. God fuck the retard and his piece of shit soul to hell. And forever I will pray of thee. Or at least someone fucking fucking murder the fucking retard please
>>31188474
No m8, the degeneracy is that despite having faith I still act the way I do. I'm lost.
>>31188405
Yes. They're brilliant. Our worldviews just don't mesh, at all.
>>31187742
>Have been in a sexual relationship with my cousin several times
nicccccceeeeeeeee if she's hot.
gross is she's an uggo.
I'm smoking marijuana with niggers and like black womans.
I'm considering killing myself.
>>31188479
ur waffle is shit
>>31188407
>guy who smokes weed everyday here
I tried shrooms once. Ate the whole bag (Like 2-3 servings worth)
Setting, setting, setting.
I took them at night at a star wars tabletop roleplaying session. Worst mistake ever.
i grind stale hamburger buns to dust and snort it out of boredom
hell, i even sell fucking hamburger dust to people, they think it is just some ridiculous name for a drug
1) I drink rarely. Maybe once a month.
2) Smoke cigarettes like a damn chimney. December will be my 4th year smoking. I need to fucking quit.
3) Smoke pot almost every day. Not gonna defend/justify it in any way.
4) Watch porn once in a while and jerk it if my girlfriend isn't feeling good. (She has health problems and isn't always up for sexual activity)
5) By far the worst and most personally embarrassing is that i used to be a little thief piece of shit. Put my parents/loyal girlfriend through so much pain. I served my time and have never thought about stealing again, it's just plain wrong and it makes me feel bad just thinking about it. (except media from TPB kek)
>>31187742
>Le honeypot bait thread
Fuck off you retard.
Take this shit to /b/ you retard
>>31188500
I think we found the retard.
>>31188537
I have to deal with waifufags extensively because of my hobby. I recently realized I have come to hate them.
Smoke weed and cigarettes
Drink booze
Jerk off
Have premarital sex
Have fucked girls outside of my race (black and indian)
Treated my past gfs like shit
Have multiple mental problems
Criminal record
*tips snapback*
Do nothing everyday
Smoke pot everday
I am really attractive so I meet chicks and fuck them
I fuck wives, gfs, singles, you name it
I masturbate daily
Think about killing myself twice a week
Work a shitty dead end service job
All the things I want to do are banned or no longer viable.
Feel like I was born into the wrong time period.
i am a black anon who is dating a white woman. I feel bad for not keeping my race pure.
>>31188593
whaddup bruh
lazy
too comfortable
not reading as much as I should
>masturbate almot every day
>masturbated to hentai, cp, gay porn, cockold
>masturbated anally and loved it
>drink alcohol every weekend
>college drop out
>never worked in my live
>depressed
>virgin
>my "friends" have normal lives and dont need me
>fat
>>31188562
Lol what the fuck.
>Drink often
>Used to be bleeding heart liberal
>Used to be a self-described Feminist
>Play lots of vidya
>>31188422
I engage in the processed Jew and the carbonated Jew. Im trying to stop the stroking Jew but its proven to be harder ( ;) ) than anticipated.
>>31188593
Yolo fag detected
>>31188562
>my fucking sides
I really want to quit my job and do that instead.
>>31188548
the fuck happened
>>31187742
You fucking degenerates, you think /pol/ is some kind of god? Wallow in your own filth, o the rejected of God.
I only date asian women and i plan to breed with one
>>31188732
we make our own gods, why not?
I once stole a cake.
>>31187742
I dress as a sissy faggot and suck cock. I love anal too.
I'm in a menage a trois relationship with another man and a male-to-female transsexual. And I've never been happier.
>>31188505
I know that feel bro.
>>31188815
Say i am a faggot
>no job at the moment, though I am waiting to go to boot camp (Navy)
>enjoy hentai
>used to be a 3edgy5me in highschool
>used to smoke weed everyday
>still drink a lot
>have sex with whores
>>31187742
I used to sell drugs and profited from prostitution. I've taken just about every drug, done home invasions, assisted people in robberies and thefts, collected welfare for two months while I was on parole so I could tell my PO I had a source of income. I smoke cigarettes. I've tricked people into selling drugs for me. I burned down a place as a kid. Contributed to the decay of residential buildings through agreements with the super. I've sold drugs to prostitutes and corrupted young white wimminz
etc. etc. etc.
Now I go to university and don't take drugs or drink alcohol. I have been sentenced to 200 hours of community service and am seeking funding for a film project about how the urban planning of my city resulted in social decay. By all accounts, I'm making the world a better place
>>31187742
My girlfriend is overweight.
>>31187742
I masturbate at least 2 times a day, every day.
>>31187742
I didn't fulfill my civic duty to acquire and maintain a rifle until I was 19, even though I could have done so at 18.
Sometimes I'm just disgusted with the person I used to be.
>>31188593
>smoke weed and cigarettes
>drink maybe twice a month
>jerk off like once a week
>have premarital sex
>have fucked girls outside of my race (indian dot, and indian feather)
>treated past gf's like shit
>criminal record
*tips snapback*
>>31187742
Fuck I got a really hot 16/17 year old cousin I want to fucking bang, really exotic looking. WAT DO?
>>31188651
Ding Ding Ding
I think we may have a winner
used to be obese
fucked 6 prostitutes in my life
did drugs but quit
had a internet/porn addiction
bought mass effect 3 and all of its dlc
>NEET
>masturbate at least 4 times a day and to latina porn
>dreamed about fucking my smoking cousin multiple times
>never had a gf
>browse wizardchan
>do nothing but play video games, browse chans, and movies/tv shows
>have 3GBs of feels
>>31188784
And you will enter the great fire with all that you worshiped in this life.
>>31188933
I never asked for this
>>31188943
>bought mass effect 3 and all of its dlc
End yourself.
>>31188902
oh and I had a 8/10 gf who I cheated on with a short disgusting fat chick.
and then I told myself I would never cheat on her again
then in 2010 I fucked a girl and filmed it, and in 2012 the video went online and became world famous for a week because everyone thought she was Carly Rae Jepsen (hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe)
>>31187742
I have fun and actually go outside.
I am the biggest degenerate according to /pol/
/pol/ is the worst board :)
>>31188868
Forgot to mention I've been on court imposed conditions (or incarcerated) since 2008 and will continue to be until 2018. I haven't had a job since 2008 either, maybe 2009.
I've ruined families
wat do?
>>31188976
Well I think you know that you have to change now.
Probably best to stop masturbating so you aren't disgusted with yourself mentally. Then probably best to to go to a job agency and earn some money so your life has some type of hope for the future.
Then get rid of your fat ways.
Then get a qtpi white wife and reproduce for the sake of the Horde.
>>31188143
Best ones are when the girl is obviously disgusted with herself
>>31188859
Just ordered this. I hope my bf likes it.
>>31189059
>tfw no femboy bf
>>31188868
>>31189030
also forgot to mention I've treated women horribly and got my friends baby mother hooked on drugs while I was fucking her while she lived with him so she stole from him in order to prove her loyalty to me. She wanted to move in with me with her two kids but I said aw hell naw
>>31189000
i just couldnt accept that i wasted half a decade of fandom on this shit and that this was the final conclusion
even most of the bullshit from me2 could have been explained in 3 if they have paid attention to their own story
i am getting mad just thinking about it
>>31189090
I think we may have a new winner.
>>31189059
I love the emma nice hypno trainers
>>31189097
I laughed so fucking hard when this came up.
Its like a bow to tie up the worst thing I have ever seen.
>>31189097
Too busy designing homosexual relationships that fly in the face of existing characterizations, Anon.
>>31189132
I may or may not be under house arrest
But I'm definitely not a degenerate right now
>>31189169
>>31189182
Welcome to modern Bioware
>>31187742
>Was a 24/7 stoner from jan 2013-May 2014, had been smoking for three years prior
>STEM dropout, currently a NEET
>had gay sex twice at the height of my depression/addiction/involuntary abstinence although tbf I was the man both times.
>I've been arrested three times, I have a conviction for racially aggravated assault (although if anything you guys would probably aprove)
>I used to have extreme left wing views, be a fedorafag
however i'm not teetotal, spiritually open and beginning to work hard and study.
>>31189059
wtf comrade!
>unironically enjoy watching cartoons
>have a waifu pillow
>want to cosplay as female characters
>lost v-card to a hooker of another race
>dropped out of college
>fap to all kinds of degenerate stuff
>>31189183
oh yeah, when I was 18 I broke into a construction site to steal power tools (drunk, on painkillers and cocaine) and fell four stories and broke my back and heel.
Turned out it was a church, LOLPWNT
I used my own back pain as justification for using and selling opiates
>>31189262
Broke your fucking spinal cord? How the hell are you not paralyzed?
>Worked as a canvasser for Planned Parenthood one summer for extra cash.
>Fap to [spoiler]/ss/[/spoiler] doujins.
>Smoked weed regularly for about two years. Played an unhealthy amount of WoW for those same two years. Have since quit both completely.
>Addicted to tobacco, though I've reduced my daily consumption from 1 1/2 packs to just half a pack.
I do watch a moderate amount of anime, but I wouldn't consider that degenerate personally.
>>31189221
*Now NOT *not*
>drink 2-3 liter vodka weekly, best experience with cigarettes
>masturbate 2+ times daily, sometimes ranging up to 4 times, drawn, shemale, normal, no difference to my dick
>had best orgasms through help of prostate stimulation
>NEET and virgin
>eat more calories than what I can burn
>spend 98% of my hours during awake on 4chan, internet and sometimes vidya
>used to browse /mlp/ for 2 years since moot added it
>>31187742
Currently trying to quit my benzo habit cold turkey before I go back to college as they make me fucking retarded.
So I'm trying to correct my sins.
guys I think I won this thread
everyone else just seems like a fucking introverted beta loser.
I was actually an extremely socially detrimental person
>>31189289
I broke my lumber between t12 and L2. It's fused together with titanium, I was crippled for 6 months. I also have 13 pins in my calcaneal part of my right heel so I walk like a YOLOSWAG pirate
>>31189307
ahhh, I always think "atleast i'm not a virgin"
I hate white people and i am white myself.
Not for all the leftist bullshit but having had to grow up in a pc environment where they would take the word of immigrants over yours and call you a nazi/racist/bigot because they were so guilt tripped.
I hate them all and i love seeing how the west is falling, i get off on shitskins fucking white women because its the ultimate form of humiliation seeing these cunts fuck animals
Ive always felt like a stranger in my own country and ive never had a sense of belonging to white people and their bullshit
>>31189349
Lel I wish I could stare at you awkwardly as fuck as you walk past me
>>31189080
You can talk dirty to me, honeybun. I'm VERY submissive and have an extensive wardrobe of pretty dresses like pic. My bf has given me his permission to post naughty talk, although he'll probably spank me later......
I'll turn you on, if you tell me to, sweetcheeks.
>>31189443
Get the hell out with this shit.
>>31189381
lel its not even that bad really, it's just when I've been walking for a while, then it develops into a strut. It originally looked kinda bowlegged but I developed it so now I just look like a cocky asshole. If I have a "good pain day" it's fine but on a damp day when I've been walking for a while its a pronounced niggerwalk
>>31187742
I am dating a bedwetter and have developed a diaper fetish.
Please send ZimZam my way to end me if this thread doesn't wash the degeneracy off of me.
Well, lets see
I am morbidly obese; losing weight but still have more then 80 to go. (Have lost 60 so far)
I am asexual, but never made a big thing out of it.
Im a tranny
I violently masturbated to a thread on 7chan's /be/ board the other day and still feel unclean
>mfw my friends make fun of me for being vanilla
I'm a psychedelic enthusiast and I once got a blow job from my second cousin.
>>31189655
You may be asexual because you've been so fat for so long that you have an extremely low testosterone level.
Congratulations on the weight loss though. Keep going and build some muscles.
Maybe go to the doctor for a testosterone level test.
>>31189706
Thanks for the compliment. Benching 320 right now. Yeah, sadly it isn't testosterone. Reason involves some child abuse that I do not think anyone wants to read unless they are a deviant and need to get back to /b/ where they belong.
I masturbate daily
I binge-drink every day or two, usually alone
I'm overweight
Used to support gay marriage
>smoking weed
>degenerate
Weed smokers can be degenerate, but marijuana isn't the root cause of said degeneracy.
>>31187742
>fap at least once a day to all sorts of shit (anal porn, fisting, hentai), need something sick and crazy to enjoy masturbating
>left gf of 3 years just because I was busy with exams, didn't bother to call her or anything, just a pathetic text message
>don't answer 80% of my calls
>altough I keep my body in shape I eat easy to make food and drink energy drinks regulary
>smoke 20 cigs / day
>drink alone every friday night, go sit on a bench in a park and just think random shit and smoke
>regulary pull an all-nighter
>starting to become anti social as fuck
>>31188112
Look dude, you go ahead and be a faggot. Fuck /pol/ and fuck what everyone else thinks.
You go and be fuckin happy and be nice to people and you'll win the game
This thread may have managed to drive me off /pol/
fucking christ, the beta fagishness here is palpable
-went to film school (learned the technical part not the artsy shit)
-slept with a hooker when i visited amsterdam
-love fran drescher and her annoying voice
>>31190038
Bud it's summer. See us again in October.
>>31190038
these threads tend to be hijacked by people from other boards who agree with our view on things but are self hating degenerates (lbgt/mlp)
>>31190052
>and her annoying voice
>You are now aware that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJ8B1ek_L0&feature=kp 's punchline is her real voice and that the nasal voice is like Hugh Laurie's american accent
>>31190096
That sucks
as I mentioned, I may or may not be on house arrest
>>31190099
At least people on reddit are just idiots who are easy to troll and so weak in their convictions you can actually change their points of view. I turned the ukraine thread in /r/worldnews into a moscow solidarity thread
is there actually a lbgt board on 4chan? If so I'm gonna stay on my VPN so I never accidentally post here
>I have a waifu
>I fap daily
>>31189336
Benzo withdrawl can kill of done from 100 to zero/cold.your GABA receptors are fucked
>>31189307
>>31190702
*if
not of
Use /mlp/ and fap to pony porn.
I had sex with three women before marriage.
I really wish I hadn't and I'd feel a lot better about myself if I had kept pure but I was a teenager and thought things like purity and religion were stupid bullshit.
>>31187742
I smoke cigarettes
I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>31187742
>I smoke weed every weekend
>masturbate to cam girls
>listen to heavy metal
>watch cartoons like adventure time
>I have no sins
>Regret nothing
>All experiences are healthy
>Part of being alive
>Hallowed be the flesh
>Used to smoke weed 24/7 from 15-18
>Dropped out of college twice before finishing
>No real long-term relationships only one night stands and several week long flings
Captcha: destructive
>>31189974
Keep smoking and you'll never be a proper Norman Bates.
>>31191011
this
Used to smoke weed everyday and cigs on and off, I like twinks
>>31187742
I masturbate to lady boys and strong, Aryan men fucking effeminate Asians men. The only females I'm attracted too anymore are underage. My degeneracy rank only continues to climb.
>>31189993
There's more happiness to be found in starting a family than ass fucking.
>>31189864
You're on 4chan, how bad could it possibly be?
>I have a diaper fetish and have a stockpile of diapers
>I'm a pedophile and I like to get off by looking up webcam videos on youtube
>Smoke weed whenever I have it
>In a gay, interracial relationship
ITT degeneracy
>>31187742
>Am Zionist Jew
/thread
>>31191393
>>31191331
>>31190863
>not selling everything to buy a gun and blow your brains out
Why are you posting your shit life on here instead of buying that gun.
>>31191331
Your feels, I know them.
>>31191661
Because suicide is for cowards and I don't mind my life.
>>31191661
Why should I kill myself? I like living.
>>31187742
>I used to be a huge obnoxious atheist
>I proudly stated this in my catholic high school
>I get off on incest porn
>I used to be a communist
>>31191743
>>31191748
Because you are degenerates and are going to be first target when it happens. So just end it.
>>31191376
so start a family you faggot
go get a hubby and make friends with some lesbian couple who wants children and be all 'hey if we giv u sperm and a turkey baster can we have babby 2?'
>>31191661
I like living. Besides you can't be a degenerate if nobody knows you are.
>>31191808
Top kek. How are you gonna kill me if you don't even know me?
>inb4 liberal/jew/JIDF
>>31191808
"It" will never happen, whatever that is.
I'll continue being a degenerate pedophile, thanks.
>>31191854
Stop being gay and then start a family. Gay people should not be able to raise children.
>>31191393
disgusting
about the pedophile shit and diapers, the other stuff is okay by me
>>31188479
>Stein's gate
>stein
>white
>>31191854
Swing on a rope, faggot. You know Rick Perry was actually spot on when he said being an ass pirate is something that can be fought against like alcoholism. You might want to drink alcohol, but you don't have to. Remember you chose to be gay.
>>31191892
>implying people can just "stop being gay"
Stupid fucking neo nazi 12 year old
>>31191941
>implying they cant
>Fap to traps sometimes
>Pop over to /e/ for more guilt faps sometimes
>I'm a drunk
>Would be a stoner but job hunting makes that a no-no
Other than that I'm pretty plain and boring
>>31191808
I'm an upstanding person outwardly, you'd never know. Actually I'm strongly against public displays of degeneracy, but I have nothing against people keeping things on the down low.
I don't play vidya games. Americans are too fat. Jews run the world. I work for a bunch of greedy Jews. I violate myself in the ass nightly. Make secret trips to the whore house. Get's Aids. I'm deed...
>>31191914
>tfw Okabe is a secret jew
I undressed and molested my older sister on two separate occasions when she came home drunk back when I was 14.
No penetration, just jacked off onto her tits and ass.
>>31191941
No one is born gay you become gay.
>>31191995
>you'd never know
Somehow I beg to differ.
>I used to be subscribed to theamazingbanana and The Young Turds when I was an edgy teenager
>I used to be a socialist
>I used to be a flamer faggot
>I'm bisexual
>I still fap to furry porn
Can I be saved, /pol/?
>>31188112
Are you me?
>>31192024
That's fine, but many men have vices you aren't aware of. When it comes down to it I think puritans are just lacking in experience and have yet to find they're more crooked than they thought.
>>31192025
>I still fap to furry porn
No
>I'm 20 and although I have managed to have 3 gf's, I'm still a kissless, handholdless virgin.
>I fap daily
>My hobby is converting swfs and flashes into gifs and uploading them to Paheal
>I belive in waiting until marriage
>>31188500
>3 grand a month on weed
w-what? How is that even possible?
unless you saw them smoke it, assuming this happened, you definitely funded someones drug dealing
I fap to traps, I'm obese (but losing hella weight fast now that I'm dieting and counting calories), and I actively want to become blue pilled again because being red pulled makes me suicidal and I'm realizing now that ignorance is bliss and that happiness is the only thing I need right now.
I also play the lottery religiously and I'm probably going to lose my virginity to a cute camgirl I know.
>>31189097
I stared at that for about a minute solid with seething rage. I just can't believe that they would put 3 endings that were rubbish and exactly the same to cap off the trilogy, and then pop up a message with "thx for playing, gib mone pls"
It still revolts me that when fans were expressing outrage, the "journalists" started going on about "gamer entitlement". Sorry if I actually expect something coherent and satisfying from a game I bought at full price.
I actually really liked ME2, which is basically blasphemy on /v/, I preferred it to ME1, but ME3 was just inexcusable. I loved DA:O as well. DA2 and ME3 were just so fucking awful, never trusting bioware again.
>>31192180
>My hobby is converting swfs and flashes into gifs and uploading them to Paheal
>into gifs
>gifs
>not webms
>>31192230
This. Get with the times, caveman!
>I secretly vape but feel like a faggot sucking on those things BUT GOD DAMN ITS NICE!
>I drink too much red wine
>i'm 37 and don't really give a shit about anything but my kids
> selfishly want a happening
>>31187742
#Men*Cant*Be*Feminists
Remove asterisks.
>>31192328
b-ut the wont let me upload webms anon-kun
I like interracial porn
>>31192746
Do you like Shane Diesel?
>>31188815
>>31189059
>>31189443
listen here "commie" you don't have a god damned right to wave the scarlet banner and be the degenerate you are. You are an insult to Marx himself. Mao, Stalin, and even Lenin wouldn't hesitate to put you six feet under via firing squad.
>>31187742
went to a mates for a drink up, suddenly 4 feminist dykes walk in. it was literally like seeing an impersonation of tumblr walk through the fucking door.
we all sit down, a some of them start going on and on about the fucking patriarchy and how its so much better to go after women and munch carpet. a couple of them were fat and mumbling about thin privlege. my based friend tells a fat joke deliberately with the land whales in ear shot while i was in the toilet and most of them decide to leave, 2 of them stay anyway.
having already decided i'm going to need some help from my closest friend, Jack Danials to get me through the night, i'm pretty drunk by this point. one of the dykes who had been going on about her girlfriend in Melbourne the whole night walks up to me and asks jokingly for a kiss. i say "whatever, your a dyke anyway so it doesn't matter", kiss her, she puts her hands down my pants and then next thing i know i'm banging her brains out in the toilet. she then walks out of there wondering why she's a lesbian in the first place.
so the score sheet would be
>had drunken pleb sex -1
>bitch was probably on pingas -1
>turned a feminist tumblr cunt straight +1
>>31188449
More
>>31192228
You realize ME4 was just announced right?
>>31187742
>have had sex with men (and women)
>probably bisexual
>masturbate once every day or two
>look at porn
>drink once every week or so, get decently drunk
>smoke weed on occasion
>play vidya
On the flipside, I eat well/am fit, have an aryan QT GF and a good job, and I'm very comfortable with my life.
>>31188548
Greentext pls
>>31187742
>used to smoke weed, drop acid, and roll on x
>while on the rave scene, banged so many bitches and because i was high i don't remember it
>enjoy banging chicks that aren't white and cumming in them in the hopes that they get pregnant
>the bad part about the previous one is that they have to be trashy for me to get that Big O
>>31188479
Good pick anon.
>>31188389
>Has a fat girl foot smashing fetish
i browse 4chan
>>31187870
lol so now you do meth to work 2 jobs?, much better
>>31188407
we are one
>>31187742
hate niggers and faggots but when i always fantasize i am girl being gang banged when i jerk off
no idea how to solve this problem
I'm not a degenerate so I have nothing to confess.
I'm pro-Hitler/anti-Jewish, but I listen to exclusively black music, I even make a living off of something somewhat related to it.
>>31192228
dont think DA2 was as bad as people made it sound. Combat got better, so did graphics. Ofc the rest sucked but the game was still somewhat enjoyable.
>>31194281
Fuck dude, get help
>>31188212
>>31189144
>hypno trainers
Ladies and gents I believe we've found the degenerate
>>31187742
The only emotions I've felt in the last four years towards anything was anime related. Other than that I only laugh for real on here. I am completely horrified by what the world has become and would welcome the Grand Happening.
>>31194504
Ain't nothing wrong with a little Wu Tang, nigga.
>>31194654
Oh boy, I'm in the same situation. Somehow, I feel no emotions whatsoever for real people now. They are completely meaningless to me. Yet fictional characters still touch me deeply at times, it makes no sense to me.
>>31188316
>I'm addicted to entertainment. Vidya, movies and tv-shows
Think about your future for an hour a day
>I'm addicted to cigarettes
Just dont buy another pack, problem solved
>>31188500
>for about $2999 worth of weed
Dude, thats like a month of smoking weed, thats like fuck all.
>i engage in oral sex and titfucking with a girl im not married to
>>31189443
Okay. You will be my little cunt bitch, right, WHORE?
>>31188803
>>31194716
Would you support the emperor?
>>31195027
I don't understand.
>>31187742
Is this NSA bait?
>>31195077
when the habbening habbens, authority figures always rise out of crisis. Would you support a benevolent authority figure? aka, the emperor
Like many men my age I have a bit of wanderlust and bloodlust in me. I joined the US Navy at 17 and blew out my knee 6 months in so I never got to experience anything outside of training. I want to go somewhere, I want to fight... but I'm stuck here because after that no branch will take me. I was going to join the FFL, but after talking to them I can't get in even after getting my knee fixed. So I guess my degeneracy is I'm the edgiest of edgelords who wants to be a soldier or sailor.
After jerking, i always eat my own cum
>>31195192
Chris Chan pls go.
>>31187742
I fap exclusively to the worst cartoon porn.
I'm into butt stuff (strictly on myself).
My best friends are black and jewish
I masturbate in my moms clothes.
>>31187742
I used to play a shit ton of vidya games and watch a ton of porn. I read now more than anything else and stopped watching porn when I started dating my fiance
>>31195115
oh honey, they already have enough information on you, they don't need anymore
>>31195132
Back in the day maybe. Apathy has overcome me, I would probably just lay in bed all day and wait to be killed. Who knows though, maybe a bit happening would stir my spirits.
>>31187762
kill yourself
>>31187742
>don't believe on the kike on a stick but no fedora
>watch/fap to chinese cartoons
>smoke cigar/cigarettes?
>read VNs/LNs a lot
Also I'm a lolicon but fuck you I don't regret shit.
>>31188150
>dumbing down the inferior genes
>degeneracy
You can't help what you were born as. At least you're combating your nigger genes properly.
>>31195276
Kill yourself pedophile.
> Smoke cigarettes
> Drink a lot of beer on the weekends. None during the week though (not that that's really a redeeming factor).
> Like having degenerate sex with females
>>31189864
there might be a way to get over it
how are your friendships with females?
and do you feel the urge to have a family at all?
>use mind altering substances occasionally
That's about it, I guess. I have a long time girlfriend, a job, I'm in college... I really don't feel like I'm degenerate at all. That kind of brings up the question, what is degeneracy? Things that other people abhor?
>>31189974
if you cut the porn and find somehting to be fanatic about something (say selling things on ebay or studying) normal sexual feels will return eventually.
try to cut the weed until the late evening when you've done shit with your day already and it's just a joint before reading abook or bed
I'm bisexual, but I can't stand most supporters of the gay rights movement though and liberals are fucking idiots.
I don't think I'd ever actually fuck with a dude (hell I've only had sex a couple times and with women) but I like fapping to gay porn and futas sometimes. I think it's because I'm an ass man.
I'm trans and stopped hanging out here as much when I discovered /lgbt/ but still consider this place my homeboard even though it has been overrun by shills.
>>31188112
Being a homosexual isn't inherently degenerate. Talking effeminately, displaying affection in public, and wearing clothes that suggest your sexuality are certainly degenerate, though. If you don't do any of those things they your cool.
>Smoke cigarettes
>Drink alcohol every day
>Masturbate every day
>Buy escorts + lap dances
>Have been banned from some local bars for excessive drunkenness and rowdiness.
I should probably go to a quit drinking program.
>>31188295
>implying online banter is enough for a conviction
>>31188369
>religious
>not degenerate
>unemployed
>English Major
>gf has to work two jobs to support us
>smoke weed almost daily
>haven't cut hair for almost three years
>have cheated on gf a couple of times through whole relationship but she doesn't know
>>31195748
thats not only degenerate thats also being an asshole
>>31187742
I watch MLP. I didn't think it was degenerate until the show started sucking, but I can't get off the ride.
I have spent more than $300 on MLP merch that I keep hidden so my parents don't see it.
I'm 28 and live with my parents because my student loans rape me monthly.
I'm bi as fuck. I'm not into sissy faggots either, but intensely masculine men like soldiers and such.
>>31188405
It's easier to use cunning when you worship satan.
>>31188486
>cheating isnt degenerate
>>31195961
your mom knows
she also knows about your vibrator in that box under your bed
>>31187762
This
>>31189058
and this
and if I may add, it's like taking sex toys to another level. A nigger is merely an animal, an object to pleasure women.
>>31188509
Not brilliant, just sociopaths. Genius =/= sociopath
>>31188158
Story please
>>31195748
if you died right now, everyone from your life will be in the positive
