So I'm planning on fucking a few Bernie supporters this month, been leading them on for a while now that I'm totally into him and parrot liberal talking points about inequality and the like.
I need suggestions on how to break the news to them I'm voting for Trump after or during sex with them. I want to fucking ruin the moment as I blow a wad in them. What are some sly ways to "allude" to it or things to incorporate? I have a few absolutely diabolical ideas so far, two of these women are busy sending me nudes, I'll be able to pull this off as early as tomorrow
Oh and yeah, there's always the possibility someone accuses me of rape after this comes out so I've got to play this well
>>70696601
Presuming you're wearing a rubber but it'd be a laugh to blow your load and tell her "the wall works."
>>70696601
As you bust a nut deep inside her whisper "make america great again" into her ear
Alright, listen up /pol. We got a rally coming really soon and we're gonna need all of you to be there.
We're gonna make college tuition FREE. By the time the 1% elite are taxed to oblivion, any of us can attend university completely free; not a dime paid.
All loans will be forgiven. POOF!
Any private school that refuses to charge nothing will be exiled from the country as befits any crony 1 percenter.
Don't believe the conservative propaganda about the "holes" in my economic and/or all my policies because I will make stuff FREE.
See you there!
#feelthebern #bernie2016
>>70696467
I am not a #BernieMissile
I sexually identify as an anarcho-syndacalist and he's the the only candidate (besides a hopeless libertarian party candidate) that floats my boat remotely
>>70696467
Make it free Boogers and I'm there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9xSVzdUNqo
>TFW Bernie Sanders is the solution to all your problems
What's that?
Did you just...
feel the bern??
Where are the best and worst places to go in the US?
/pol/'s post hated individuals
I'll start
>implying anyone on pol would devote energy toward hating the mentally ill
We're realists, not sociopaths.
Also,
>Pol is one person
don't even care about that bitch
i actually kind of admire her for getting away with her con job
you go girl
>>70696242
She's a terrible person, but there's a reason why we don't focus on her.
A: GG was about journalists. Not con artists. She's not a journalist and doesn't have to be held to the same ethical standards.
B: All her money comes from being a professional victim. Don't do her work for her.
Where were you when /pol/ got BTFO?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3533826/Muslim-woman-prevented-second-terror-attack-Paris-tipping-police-whereabouts-ISIS-mastermind.html?ito=social-facebook
>>70695877
too bad no one tipped off the police about the first attack
>>70695877
That's mighty white of her.
>>70695877
lol she gonna get acided
Where are you /pol/?
> Teal-Purple-ish minus the sex, maybe some indigo
>>70695861
i dont even meet yellow
>homeostasis
>>70695861
where's the smug anime girl?
I live in a 40% black city and our malls and restaurants are typically filled with 90% blacks
What do white people do all day!?
>>70695796
I'd imagine they're working
We stay inside to avoid the blacks that are always outside
>>70695796
Work
The only good Jew is a dead Jew
>>70695514
The only truly based Jew ever to exist
1) How much do you dislike Blacks on a scale from 1-10
2) How much do you dislike Jews on a scale from 1-10
3) How much do you dislike Mexicans on a scale from 1-10
4) How many times have you had sex this year?
>>70695468
i dont hate any race beccause i am not a bigot
6 million times
10
10
10
0
>>70695468
6
1
1
23
Where your votes don't count
Dank meme, bruh.
>>70695449
Needs more boogers to be honest
Fuck Voters - Colorado
Well why the fuck wouldn't you vote for based Paul Ryan? He's the future of the conservative movement and can save us from the fake conservatives voting for Trump
Nah, if Trump gets robbed I'm voting for Hillary.
Reported for shilling, RNC. Prepare to get a cease and desist sent to your establishment.
Ask a guy who went to a Trump rally today anything.
Pic related, I'm in the yellow
>>70695269
Did you remember to take your insulin after dinner?
>>70695346
Kek, rip op
>>70695269
you are fat as fuck.
How do we get rid of that Overpopulation without fucking the rest of the Planet up to much?
>>70695174
gas the chinks and poo in loos. I hate those yellow and brown fucks. Have you seen all the Canadian posters lately, 90% chinks.
your neck of the woods appears to be underpopulated
hence the muslim invasion
>>70695174
Overpopulation always fixes itself eventually.
I thought the prairies were free of whiny liberal fuckboys.
A radio DJ in my city released a few song parodies and the SJW cucks are all in a huff.
They're going to have a fucking protest tomorrow in the middle of the day (nothing better to do I guess) about a joke on the radio.
>Let me off this ride
Here's the links to the videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEiRRQ8hkMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_hBAUqX6zY&nohtml5=False
>>70695118
>Vineberg
>>70695118
Did they only get mad at the song about females and bitches in the other song?
I like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naHObdmYLTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi3blgTl2_0
