What's the difference?
life or death
One is hated by a lot of people, the other likes to fuck women.
Anti-establishment vs. Establishment
Anarchy fags fuck off.
I'm probably what you guys would describe as a "bro" or a "Chad." I go to a somewhat reputable university in the south.
On Monday I was at the commons, on campus with some friends, and there was a table of girls sitting and eating lunch nearby. I thought this would be funny, but it turned out to cause a ton of drama and now I feel like I'm being vilified:
I walked up to the table, tapped one of the girls on the shoulder (she was sitting down and her head was level with my rear), and when she turned around, I farted in her face.
It turns out all the girls were super militant BLM black chicks.
Their response escalated super fast, and long story short, I ended up having to do some pretty sweet parkour across campus to escape this huge crowd of haters.
So today I learn they did an investigation and found out it was me, and I had to go explain to the deputy chancellor that I farted in a girls face. I couldn't deny it, they had it on security cam. Now they're saying I'm going to get expelled most likely, but I can dispute it. They also said I won't get my tuition refunded.
Anyway, I feel like this is a real injustice. I get it, it sucks to have someone blast a fart in your face unexpectedly, but it's just smelly air.
What are my options?
>>70797488
Dude, what did you think was gonna happen when you fart in a black chicks face?
>>70797488
a fart is assault
you're fucked
http://blogs.findlaw.com/legalgrounds/2014/02/texas-cop-arrested-after-farting-in-another-cops-face.html
Hi senpai. Why haven't you come to opus dei and at become a collaborator?
a collaborator of what, friendo?
Do I have to mortify my flesh and give you all my wages?
>>70797517
Of the work. You don't even have to be Christian
ITT: What would the world be like if the Germans would have won WW2 or better yet been able to carry put their plans unmolested by Britain and the U.S.?
>>70797390
probably a lot better desu
Germany would definitely try to conquer Britain after, on even terms, It would be very likely for them to win.
After Germany was to control all of Europe, they would eventually go after the U.S, it would be a long and bitter war between the two, but Germany would probably win that one. (Assuming the U.S didn't invent the nuke because they weren't in war or had the motive to.)
>>70797390
Maybe it would have been like the glory days of Rome. You would have had a sex slave. Minorities would have no rights and would be treated like inhuman objects. Then it would have had its inevitable collapse and you'd be right where you are now.
Daily reminder that the romans were not white according to /pol/
>>70797387
DOLCHECAVEIRAPORRAMEUDEUSEIRO
Bait, Romans were white, the Roman empire was multiracial.
COMPLETE JEW REDPILL THREAD
An olderfag dumped this to me.
I sifted through, & found the best nuggets
Re-arranged them into the proper-order
& Now I pass this dump to you.
Let the dump begin...
LET GODS WORK BEGIN!!
Tax time! Fuck the US government!
I finally got off my NEET ass and got a job, and made a little over $30,000 last year. Entry level position.
I decided to claim myself (because fuck giving the government a interest free loan) and I have to pay in about $500 this year.
ALMOST ALL OF THAT $500 IS THE OBAMACARE PENALTY I HAVE TO PAY!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is there any way to avoid paying this bullshit?
Pro-tips?
>>70797735
That money goes to help people on welfare who can't afford to pay their Obamacare fines. You should pay, it's 2016 after all.
>>70797134
>not running your own charitable foundation so you can donate money non-profit style
>not having multiple investments that lose money in the short term to offset your capitol gains
>not buying gold which is tax-free on gains and can be sold for cash very easily
>using the 1040EZ
plebs
Full news coming soon - complete docs confirming no gas chambers, limited purposeful murders, etc, thousands of primary documents
Get hype
https://youtu.be/_xNaUVmcwB0
>>70797004
No hype for big news? Sad!
interesting.
>>70797004
Bump
>loses
>>70796879
loses 11 elections in a row
>>70797113
> pny
BARNIEFAGS GET OUT
>>70797113
You mean 3.
"No matter how many handouts or free opportunities you give a woman, she will never be able to compete intellectually or creatively with a man." explain why this quote is untrue
>>70796710
Don't really care about that, I just love your flag. Would love to visit the Isle of Man is there anything to do there?
>>70797161
>Isle of Man
>anything to do there
Nice flag
All across the world, from the US to Oz, from Spain to Egypt, young men in their 20s find it increasingly acceptable to sit on their asses and do nothing productive all day. States support this lazy man-childery with welfare cheques; whilst parents support this by continuing to cook, clean, financially support, and baby their offspring.
Soon enough, millennials will be the generation in power and the disease of NEETdom will become more glaringly evident than ever.
The decline of any civilization or society is directly correlated with the youth's will to either be glorious, productive members of society, or lazy asswipes.
How can we cure widespread NEETdom, /pol/? Is Trump the answer? Is Bernie the answer? Has laziness simply become too entrenched in our cultures?
You are NOT allowed to answer if you're a filthy manchild who lives with/is supported by his parents.
>>70796479
Yes, let's go participate in the big faggot fest
Eat shit. Return to work and pay your taxes so I can get my check you stupid fucker.
>>70796479
simple
stop putting so much pressure on people to succeed in the way that society deems "normal"
the way that people see it now is that you have to finish highschool with very good marks, go to university for 4 to 8 years, then come out, get a job, find a wife/husband, and have children.
we need to change education to actually encourage people to do what they love, not what they're expected to do
at that point, and only at that point, will the NEET epidemic stop
NEETs have been fucked over by the system to the point where they genuinely do not see any possibilities any more, and are in an odd type of limbo where they can't do anything because nothing's ever worked for them
if you judge a fish by it's capability to climb a tree, the fish is going to spend it's entire life believing it's stupid.
NEETdom is simply learned helplessness.
>>70796479
>You are NOT allowed to answer if you're a filthy manchild who lives with/is supported by his parents.
But how do I end it then? Tell me.
Does it have to do with the fact that we treat everyone here with dignity and respect?
>>70796319
It won't be long before they snap.
>>70796530
they wont tho
>>70796319
Because it just FEELS GOOD TO LIVE HERE
Honestly Canada is fucking great, beautiful landscapes, great people, everyone is friendly, no hate, country is stable politically and socially.
Can you say the same about america?
Am I and my gf white enough for /pol/?
Mets... shameful
>>70796295
I look almost exactly like you. Pretty sure you're my long lost brother.
>>70796295
You look like that Australian doctor from House.
Is Illinois a good state to live in? Is the 'chimpcongo' meme exaggerated? Are the chimps really segregated to the south side? How are the taxes? etc
>>70796116
Its pretty segregated so if you're by the lake or in the north it's pretty chill.
>>70796116
Southern illinois here. Life is suffering.
>>70796116
I have been through Chicago, I never stop in Chicago. Same with St. Louis. You see that walking dead show, avoid the big city's it's not a meme.
Are chemicals in food, in the environment, psychotropic drugs and other substances combining to give humans partial chemical lobotomies and less intelligent than they should be? I can't be the only person noticing how the older generations seem more intelligent as you go up in age, not to mention how low energy a lot of millennials are. I mean our ancestors were figuring out psychology, philosophy, geometry. The new generation has no interest in space travel, politics or anything that seems objectively important and seems to be only interested in how many genitals they can interlock with and how many pop culture references they can memorise. They also don't seem to be/are having trouble maturing into adult roles.
tl;dr are people actually getting less intelligent and are artificial chemical compounds in our environment playing a role?
>>70795941
Bump because this is more important than that disgusting picture of shat out intestinal lining
It's all illuminatis and reptilian. Prepare fore the arrival of the great kek! Beware brothers. The end is near!
All food is comprised of chemicals.
