Where were you when WE WUZ went full uncle Tom?
who the fuck is 'wale'?
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>>70876251
Literally who are these sheboons?
And for that to work, we need to start with you.
First off, if you live in the city, you are canadianing wrong. That's like going to a steakhouse for a salad, it's stupid and pointless. The entire point of Canada is the massive wilderness. You should know how to hunt and to trap.
If you've never made a kill before, the easiest way is to find a well-traveled watering hole, and ambush at dusk or dawn.
For this, you're going to be in fairly close, downwind of the main thoroughfare as determined by the tracks. So you'll only need a 3030 or so. If you do not have a handgun, you need to bring bearspray, and if you ever use it, you need to be upwind of where you aim it, and then you need to run like a motherfucker because if it incapacitates you, the bear/cat ect WILL recover first.
I shouldn't have to explain snaring to you, it's basically monkey-level technology, you know how. Just keep in mind that it's not necessarily legal.
Which brings me to my next point: Natives. If you ever find a rare unicorn redman who does NOT drink or do drugs, you should be friends with them. Reservations are crucibles designed to defeat them and keep them dependent and without employment opportunity. Anybody who makes it out of that has proved that they have enduring willpower, that is a very good trait for anybody to posses. Plus, he can help you harvest anything you want.
Avoid all other natives at all costs, the booze WILL destroy them, it's just a matter of time, and you do not want to be around that because it is retarded as fuck.
Prepare for bust and boom. Our economies are based on resources, and the ones that are not are small enough to easily be manipulated. You can not rely on your career path always being linear. Do not piss away your money, and do not neglect to buy land.
Ignore politics. Anybody who wants you to dislike another citizen for what they think or believe is not your friend, they are using you. Read budgets, vote on that, no budget, no vote.
Canadians are far too apathetic to ever accomplish anything meaningful as a country.
>>70876933
But that's just empty garbage. I'm sure it sounds great to a sheltered kid who wants to shitpost. But it doesn't actaully matter at all in a person's live.
I used to live in Pueblo Colorado, not too far from NORAD, some of the most secure land and airspace on the planet, and a seat of power so profound that it eclipses that of all human empires before it combined.
It had exactly no impact upon my life whatsoever.
All that actually matters about a country is your place within it. You will learn this when you are older and realize that you can't actually eat drive or live in nationalist propaganda.
Being in a "powerful" country means exactly jackshit if you are poor. And being in a small country means nothing if you can afford to get whatever you want.
And "accomplishments" don't mean a damn if they don't actually have any impact upon you. When I cross the border and am with my US half of the family, I do not magically gain moon landing powers.
>>70876105
Fucking ace.
It's weird, I've been naturally becoming more and more survivalist. I needed to learn to hunt, to be able to live in the wild. I'm gonna learn to shoot soon, and have been learning archery.
It's something innate about this country (immigrant fag here). I wish I was in trader times. But either way, when the lights go out, I need to be prepared to run and live. And up until that point, to fight for this beautiful land.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? IT WAS A GUN-FREE ZONE??
>JACKSON, Miss. (WJTV) – A mother went to a vending machine, she dropped her purse and the gun inside her bag went off.
>The bullet ricocheted off of the vending machine and grazed her child on the face.
>“Charges are not pending, it’s an accidental discharge,” said Officer Colendula Green with the Jackson Police Department.
>That two-year-old is okay.
>While Mississippi has an open-carry policy, weapons are prohibited on Merit Health campuses
http://wjtv.com/2016/04/13/jpd-accidental-shooting-at-merit-health-central-hospital-child-injured/
>Officer Colendula Green with the Jackson Police Department
>mom's race not discussed
chances pol?
The hell kind of shitty antique gun is she carrying that just dropping it can set it off?
Why she just walking around with one in the chamber?
Your daughter comes home with your grandson, and he looks like this. Your grandson is ecstatic and happy to see his grandpa whom he loves.
What do you do?
Dash his head onto the rocks, as what the bible says is to be done to all abominations
>>70876041
>put latex gloves on
>leave faux gold gun on table
>turn off safety
>grab daughter, make her walk into another room
This is satire, FBI
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/trump-campaign-manager-lewandowski-221921
Oh jeez, oh wow,
do you think she'll be charged with filing a false police report? Yeah right...
But maybe he'll bring a civil suit against her. Trump would totally pay for his legal fees.
>>70876015
>Defense lawyer:
>“Jeb Bush has a better claim for battery against Trump after those debates than this reporter does against Lewandowski.”
AHAHAHAHAHA
BEN SHAPIRO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>70876015
that would make the greatest clock ever
I guarantee Milo uses 4chan. He's the hero we need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuikG1p7kiM
>>70875927
He literally said he browses /pol/ and that /pol/ was right about the Jews, so yeah.
>>70875927
Milo is a bug chasing degenerate
>>70875927
he's posted threads before, he is a tripfag and has posted timestamps.
What better way to discredit those who doubt the Globalized World Order than to have them chasing satanic cults, aliens, and lizard people?
>>70875877
Yes.
>>70875877
Yes
Thoughts on Milton Friedman?
>>70875734
Based
>>70875770
HOLY FUCK RARE FLAG
U.S MINOR ISLANDS WTF IS THAT
Controlled Opposition.
/pol/, I decided since I have so much time to kill at work, I want to make a red-pilled comic. So far the working idea is
>former pianist
>mugged by refugee niggers
>daughter raped and killed by them
>government doing nothing about it because tolerance
>puts on the moon man mask
>systematically kills each one
>ends with a grand showdown with an imam
>imam self destructs and takes out refugee center with him.
What does /pol/ think. I want all your ideas.
Pic related, my art style
I also liked Brazilbro's idea about making the character's exploits meaningless in the end. Like there's no hope for any sort of redemption because the government and their hyper-tolerant policies are too powerful for one man's justice to come to fruition.
>>70875731
Could have a continuation where his message gets across to everyone else? One man won't do it, but it'll set off a chain reaction so every other man will.
>>70876108
>moonman inc
Fund it.
I've seen that leftists hate Onodera. Why is this?
>>70875268
You are on the wrong board thats why.
I read the one-shot for that. It was really good. Tried to read the official. Stopped at the first chapter.
It's because Onodera is shit and was basically made up so that a love triangle could exist which is totally unnecessary.
>>70875421
You don't like girls?
NC bigots getting rekt. It's growing.
>>70875155
4000 like and retweets way to go reddit. That sure showed them lmao.
>>70875297
Based NC pissing libtards off
>2016 and going to an actual rock concert instead of downloading the albums off BitTorrent.
Heh
Fresh off the press: Lewandowsky will NOT be prosecuted.
Will Ben an hero?
>>70875017
Shit forgot link
http://www.newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/723820
Bumperino you faggots dont think this is interesting?
The kike is getting angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqyBzXYZPoM&t=18s
>cameras dont shake
>blast comes from behind them so there's no way they're positioned far from the blast
>filming from 25ft off the ground
what the fuck?
>>70875013
That's the air pressure being sucked out and rushing back in you dumb fuck
>>70875013
Thos whole "nukes aren't real" horseshit is almost as annoying as the flat Earth crap.
Fake conspiracy theories to take energy away from legitimate ones.
>>70875013
why don't you ask all the nips in hiroshima and nagasaki?
/pol/ and Drumpf BTFO
Lad status: wew
How do we stop the Hispanic invaders?
>>70874868
Trump
>>70874868
Don't fail where we did, kill those bastards
>>70874868
Make your wasps abandon their hedonistic lifestyle and start having more children.
Protip: no puedes
