Ask a Russian KGB agent anything.
(jews)
yeah
>>71384083
>(jews)
(jews)
>>71384046
Shitty RP thread.
Fuck off, leaf.
I go to school in this building and in that building is a cafeteria. So on the first day, I went to the cafeteria, I had a long talk with the cafe lady because she was a very chatty woman. I thought she was only doing this for me and that she legit liked me, but on the second day, I realized that she was chatty to every customer. Anyway, the schooling was hard and I was tired, so tired I really can't smile and didn't want to say hi to the cafe lady, so I didn't really initiate a conversation with her, both from fatigue and also sort of disillusionment from our first interactions. When she said hi, I said hi, and I forced myself to smile which was not genuine and I'm sure she can see through it. This continued through the third time. On the fourth time, I was there, She looked at me, and then talked to another customer without saying hi to me. And when I said thank you to her husband, the husband sort of said you are welcome quickly. I realize that their interaction with me during that day might not have anything to do with me and that they were having a bad day etc. and I can't help wondering if I'm being too sensitive. I guess the thing I'm concerned about in this situation is that it made me look bad in front of a classmate, and I'm not sure what I did wrong. I wonder what a normal person would do in this situation. Would they react? Because this occurred yesterday, and I still think about it sporadically throughout the day.
>>71384038
hey sperg >>>/r9k/ is that way
>>71384396
What is that forum?
>t. 'tism
I've been coming to pol for a while after transplanting from b years ago and from the start, I knew three things for certainty.
1. Jews are not your friends
2. Aussies are mad cunt shitposters
3. Indians cannot fathom how to poo in the loo
My question is though, when the FUCK did Canadian become the worst posters? Aussies just shitpost for the fuck of it, but I have a feeling Cuckadians believe more than half of the stupid shit they post.
How did it happen? How did a populace of people become so neutered and retarded in such a short amount of time?
>>71383814
Who cares? We're American.
>>71383814
their prime minister used quantum mechanics to turn them all into a race of unstoppable shitposters
little do they know, americans are the biggest shitposters of all
QUANTUM DUDE
>>71383776
who?
>>71383776
Based, but stopped making good music a long time before he died, and was too idealistic to realize letting Muslims overrun your country and destroy your culture was probably a bad thing.
>>71383967
I thought Bowie was super conservative?
Random death penalty in order to keep population under control
Consider the following;
Imagine a future where earth resources are so scarse, and population is so huge, that there need's to be a drastic solution for this problem.
Criminals are executed as soon as posible, and their flesh is used to feed the other people, but even this is not enough
Low IQ and unwanted genetical traits (such as being a fucking nigger) grants you a first class ticket to the execution pods.
Because of this, every single individual is ridicusly handsome, smart, healthy, law abdid and so on...
There is not a single reason to kill anyone, because you alredy did that long time ago, and only the best offspring reproduced.
Would it be ethical to implement a random execution to keep the population under control, or let everyone die because you did not have the balls to implement the "protocol"
>hurr durr, remove genitals
lets pretend we alredy did that, but for some reason a food casualty happened, the people responsible for that were alredy executed, but further actions need to be implemented
>hunger games
FUCK YOU, lets pretend hunger games did not exist
>let them fight each other so that....
NO FUCKING HUNGER GAMES!
>>71383661
flag disregarded
mfw mexicans sleep in urinal sinks
Nothing random is ever ethical.
Made a tinder tonight. Have some matches. This is a shitpost. What do I tell them?
Rules:
>nothing that will get me in trouble with the law (threats)
>nothing obviously racist, that will get me in trouble with the media (calling someone a nigger)
>nothing that will haunt me for the rest of my life
>>71383566
vote bernie
u must be cute anon.
>tfw asian
Also, check this girl out. Haven't matched with her, but holy shit
>her twitter name is KEK ENABLER
I would literally marry her
When will everyone in the US decide enough is enough? A stupid hobby or "muh funs" isn't worth the children that die because of how easy it is for psychos to get guns. It's time for common sense gun control.
Every kid must die before I give my guns up.
All of them
SHALL
Bill of needs
Etc
Goodbye
If everyone else is dead, there will be no one to ban my guns.
> In Qatar, some 18 oil-exporting nations, including OPEC members, failed to agree to stabilize output at January levels until October 2016. A pact fell apart after Saudi Arabia demanded that Iran join in.
> Iran doesn't give a fuck and keeps increasing the oil
Putins and Venezuela commies on suicide watch
There are millions of things you cannot change also millions of people like you put togather still cant change anything so why dont u start fucking off from today until the rest of your life.
Fucking morons opening their mouth in vain every day.
Fuck off.
>>71383320
where da proofs hungry nigger
I'm ready for another price drop! Keep fucking each other up, OPEC, eventually the losers' infrastructure will crumble from lack of cash and they'll have to depend on our aid to survive!
Daily reminder all women would look like this if Hitler won.
>>71936491
daily rmeinder th athasljrt hkafheakfefieuefjk ekhfbfukbrfgukrbkaebfkawed kawebukalwedfn;eafjg;rukbgrguksf awekj efk br gkhbrgkhsebfh
Thank god he lost then
>>71936491
Most women look like that though, what's special about her? She is pretty of course, but most women are pretty like her.
Isn't feminism just a phase?
I miss emo girls.
>>71383301
No. Feminists have been at it for a long time but particularly during the last 40 years or so. They have really been laying down a carpet of lies so thick that it will take years and years to unweave. They are entrenched in our education system and continue to spew out propaganda under the guise of knowledge. We are in deep doo doo with these insane bitches.
>>71383915
>tripfag
>fedora tier first year community college essay level word choice
lmao. Don't worry about being embarrassed. I'm already embarrassed for you.
>>71383301
Scene chicks were the best. Now women just dress like grandmas.
Would /pol/ be okay with Syrian refugees in their country if only Christians were allowed in?
As a Christian man I'd welcome any soul seeking shelter. It's what Jesus would have done.
Yeah, sounds good.
>>71383097
I thought all the Christians in Syria were killed years ago? I mean hell, the turks killed the orthodox and they are the watered down verison of real muslims.
/pol/, I think I might be going fucking crazy.
What is the likelihood of Clinton's candidacy existing for the purpose of catapulting Bill Clinton into a Secretary-General position at the UN? All the internationalist policies, the enabling of globalist subversion, the crippling of Europe through the migrant crisis; all of this seemingly irrational leftist behavior is easily explained if this is the case.
Are globalists trying to put a puppet in a major position of power at the UN, at a time when Western civilisation is weakening? Is the happening finally upon us?
>major position of power
>UN secretary general
Pick one
>>71384363
this
UN is a committee devoted to strongly worded letters and no action. Close the thread
Bill's too old, he's liable to die soon.
I don't know if there's a plot, you'll go crazy trying to piece this stuff together. The thing is, both parties are completely corrupt and untrustworthy, and if we don't kick em out we'll just get more of the same. Or maybe it will get worse and the world will end. The thing is all we can do is vote for someone different.
What's /pol/'s opinion on tipping?
>>71382603
I only tip in bed.
>>71382603
/pol/ doesn't go out. There's people out there and they're NEETs.
Check it: >>71379320
>>71382603
I tip 20% unless a server is garbage then I tip them 10% or nothing
you gotta fuck up hard to do that though
tip bellboys and bartenders and my barber....thats it maybe a taxi driver if its a long trip
What is your country's "muh six million"?
Here we have the "muh franco's dead commies"
>>71382517
>muh 9/11
>>71382517
>MUH 6 MILLION NATIVES
>MUH SLAVERY
>>71382517
Too many to name.
Second round of elections on May 22: Norbert Hofer vs. Van der Bellen.
(FPÖ/Center-right) vs. (Greens).
Hofer roped the competition with 35% national average.
http://www.bundespraesidentschaftswahl.at/ergebnisse.html
http://wahl16.bmi.gv.at/
(FPÖ/Center-right) Norbert Hofer 36.4%
(Greens) Van der Bellen 20.4%
(Liberals/ "Independent") Griss 18.5%
(cuckservative) Khol 11.2%
(SPÖ/Left wing) Hundstorfer 11.2%
(independent meme candidate) Lugner 2.3%
Previous threads:
>>71926896
>>71921164
>>71920338
>>71917519
>>71906767
>>71896691
Twitter, normiebook, leftist newspapers all have people crying about how ashamed Austria needs to be.
Is that really a man crying?
>>71934408
your rooting for FPO right?
>>71934602
We all do, really.
