U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) sent shockwaves through the Republican Party today when he announced that he would endorse Donald Trump for President, but only if the GOP nominee would be willing to publicly support a ban on masturbation. The Senator called this ‘The single most important issue facing the country today’ and that without ‘swift action by the next President the country was doomed to slide down a slippery slope of debauchery and self-satisfaction’.
http://www.shoah.org.uk/2016/06/28/ted-cruz-i-will-endorse-donald-trump-for-president-if-he-makes-masturbation-illegal/
>>81423188
>It starts innocently enough with a JC Penney catalogue tucked under your mattress, but it quickly spirals out of control, and before you know it, your mother has to call the coroner because you’ve died from auto-erotic asphyxiation.
>banning masturbation in current year
pretty sure jacking off isn't as bad as cheating on your wife
http://www.snopes.com/ted-cruz-donald-trump-endorsement/
Too bad it's fake.
GOOD MORNING
Funny isn't it
>>81422437
my dubs great you
Why'd he quit his job when his country needed him the most?
Marion Maréchal Le Pen
>post based women from your country
sorry everyone, i've already claimed marion as my waifu
psychochan
>>81474542
swedish women are pretty based
Will the death toll tripled if he used this truck?
Too big and slow.
how fast can that thing even go? I think they'd be able to get out of the way if that was coming
>>81422352
ban assault trucks
If you try making a valid point about India, they all start insulting you.
No matter what it is, they can't take any criticism and think they live in some sort of paradise.
Why the fuck are they so insecure? I've never met any other people like this.
India is just one big stanky shithole, m8.
Do indians really shit in the street?
>>81475717
yeah they do.
>According to the study by the dating website, WhatsYourPrice.com, blonde men don’t fair very well on the dating scene. Of the more than 145,000 male members, it was found that in June and July, blonde guys had the least amount of dates, compared to men with other hair color. Even the ginger boys are doing better than blonde guys.
>According to the study, men with brown hair average 10 dates a month, compared to blonde guys who average only three.
>While black hair isn’t as common as brown hair, there is definitely an added appeal of mystery that comes with it. It may not be as high as the average of 10 dates a month that guys with brown hair are scoring, but at an average of seven a month, it’s not too bad.
>When it comes down to accepting a date with an older gent with grey hair or someone closer in age who happens to be a blonde, women choose the grey hair lads, giving them an average of six dates per month.
http://www.bustle.com/articles/103217-women-dont-want-to-date-men-with-blonde-hair-says-new-survey-but-heres-who-they
>>81421942
you sad sad faggot go die
>>81421942
fuck off shlomo
>>81421942
is that before and after braces? pretty cool.
Can any Frenchbro translate this for me please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Gxp6Q-J-M
>>81421896
Bump. My waifu sounds pretty upset and I can kind of get the gist of it, she's saying something about a war being declared and muslims not being able to integrate to French society
>>81421896
Please I want to know what she's saying
>>81421896
Islam has attacked once more
Children hospitalized
Muslim terror attacks
No more time for candle lighting and flowers
If we don't kill Islamism, Islamism will kill us
When an enemy declares war, there is no alternative, either with us or against us
Cannot tolerate excuses anymore
Who is responsible? Foreign terrorists, children of foreigners.
But also the government who does nothing, the politics who let them in and do not assimilate them.
We can assimilate a few but not an entire population.
Propaganda for multiculturalism is still going on and it's wrong
Responsibles are Sarkozy who removed a lot of policemen jobs
Muslim Brotherhood responsible, terrorist organization, too many connections in radical mosques
Deport imams who have two nationalities
Politics say "If you get killed by terrorists, it's your own fault for not being nice enough"
Stop the self-hating of Frenchmen
Remove family regrouping
Combat immigration
If the current politics don't act accordingly, we will
ive just seen this ad on cnn for the first time.
what is wrong with clinton?. how can you produce such bullshit attack ads?.
trump didnt really mimic a disabled person, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUYQUd0Qh8
>>81474080
yea he did
was kinda funny
>>81474230
kek, really?.
>>81474080
Pretty funny lmao
BATON ROUGE HAPPENING THREAD #4
- 3 Police Officers Confirmed Dead
- 2 Officers in Hospital
- 1 Gunman Shot
- 2 Suspects at Large
Livestream: http://livestream.com/accounts/11595706/events/3707065
>only 3 dead cops
Not a happening.
>>81474359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZI_y_ePAzk
Guns stolen from pawn shop last week. Police learned of plot. Pic from last week
He is a laughing stock for decades now but as deeper you get into the rabbithole the more he makes sense. Was he telling the truth all along and we didn't listen?
Quite nice lecture talking about the satanistic elite, jews, soros, sjw infestaion(newspeak).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Ta5uAlqgM
I thinks he is pretty redpilled and says more truth than most can even entertain. He also stayed truth to himself after decades of harassment. Even his wife was probably a illuminati plant.
Just saying. Give this guy a chance.
Reptilians programmed a vagina into the male anus
For some time I was suspecting the sexual nature of many reptilian/alien abductions. However, it was difficult overcoming the a wide range of false perceptions to hide their true activities. From needing human DNA to help
their 'dying race', getting the illusions of having sex with these beings, delivering 'hybrid' babies, 'curing' an ailment, or simple diagnosis made by curious creatures. Lies.
In all cases, the is surgery of both the brain (through the eyes, nose or directly into the head) and sexual organs. That whole 'anal probing' thing, it's not simple "probing", but actual modification of psycho-sexual components
of the human anatomy. This was revealed to me by a gay person, who
says that he experienced an abduction when he was younger, and in his teen years he became 'obsessed' with gratifying himself through his anus. Particularly, he said that after his abduction he felt like his "inside organs"
became different. Then he said after a lot of experience he learned that he was able to achieve multiple, long-lasting female type orgasms with internal liquid secretion without even touching his male organ. His description,
"it was like going into another world." He is allergic to soy and he has never taken any estrogen.
This type of behavior is shared by both gay and 'straight' men, which quite clearly explains the growing phenomena of "fisting" and other acts that involve horses (which made international news some time ago).
This new knowledge correlated with other information. Leading to the role of drugs and plastics in the overall reptilian agenda. We are sorrounded by plastic products, quite often unnecesseraly, and even being near them is like injecting ourselves with a slight but steady stream of estrogenic substances into our bodies.
>>81421770
So half of Thailand has been abducted by aliens, that's why they are now trannies.
>>81421770
That the most important part for you faggot?
Radical islamic immigrants?
Sorry, we're full!
Your cartels aren't all that different from ISIS, Jose.
>>81422261
This
this place is a shithole why would they come here??
Looks like the entire area is chimping out now. Might be nothing but RT usually knows their shit to send breaking news this early.
Lol I'm sure this is FSB related. They're probably capitalizing on this, big time.
Why would Amrenians strom a police station in France? I don't even.
>>81420975
At least post some links m8
https://www.rt.com/news/351668-yerevan-police-gunmen-hostage/
http://archive.is/uEKGd
Armenian coup being led by this man..more details developing
Jesus christ didn't he just stage a coup against Turkey yesturday?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>81420867
Is there anything that can quench his genocidal fury?
What would his pokemon team consist of?
>>81420351
I don't completely sure but I do know it would have a koffing.
mightyena, koffing, weezing, lampent
Blastoise, because Germany's military ships were advanced and we're equipped with.powerful weaponry. Blastoise is a water type with cannons on its back.
>be Croatian American diaspora
>Want Croatian dual citizenship
>Contact consulate
>You need birth certificate, documents from parents, written biography
>Ok sure
>Also you need to be a member of a Croatian club for a while, you need to speak the language fluently we will also quiz you on the history
And this is why the jews always win. You simply have to prove you are a Jew and they will pay to fly you to Israel. Meanwhile this small country of 4 million that produces nothing has tough immigration requirements as bad as the US. Why?
>>81473895
Because they just simply do. If you're too retarded to learn another language then you should stay in the US and have no sense of cultural identity whatsoever. Remember, you're an "American" ;^)
>>81473895
Because we don't want people who aren't serious. Since anyone who emigrates is comiting an act of treason against his country a little bit of discomfort in obtaining your papers is nothing.
We are not under any circumstances obliged to drop on our knees and make it easy for you, Mr Rich American Expat
>>81473895
>Also you need to be a member of a Croatian club for a while
This part is interesting.
