Larry Wilmore absolutely bombed at the White House Correspondent Dinner.
Race-baiting and low blows galore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NekE9di2KSo
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2016/05/01/did-larry-wilmore-bomb-or-slay-at-the-correspondents-dinner-yes/
>>72596699
they should have lynched him on stage.
that would have got more laffs
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/02/19/race-class-gender-fail-larry-wilmores-ratings-sink-55-below-colber
LOW LARRY
>>72596699
>opening joke is a le epic faux news stab
>followed immediately by a Donald Trump joke
JUST BAIT MY SHIT UP SENPAI
EXPLOSION REPORTED NEAR TURKEY'S MAIN POLICE STATION. AMBULANCES INBOUND.
>>72596495
a nationalist kurd blow him/herself up to kill nationalists turks.
After Gezi I have very little love for police, I don't give a crap about kurds either. I wish they could solve their shit peacefully but I won't shed a tear for any of the deaths.
Oh fug
Mayday confirmed for habbening
Who fucking cares? It's like a suicide bomb in iraq.
Unless it's happening in white countries we don't wanna know, take your pleb shit over to rebbit for karma fag.
Why are leftists such selfish and greedy people?
>>72596339
I'll answer if you can answer this:
Why are rightists such selfish and greedy people?
AYO HOL UP
GIBS ME DEM PROGRAMZ WHITEBOI
It is the opposite actually.
We want to improve whole of human condition and liberate humanity form slavery of un-planned society.
>A bomb has exploded near a police headquarters in the Turkish city of Gaziantep, according to local media. Several people have reportedly been injured in the blast.
https://www.rt.com/news/341514-gaziantep-turkey-explosion-police/
>>72596260
And so it begins
And niggers steal
Why is this news?
>>72596260
MAYDAY'S STARTING, BOYS. GET COMFY!
So I always find social politics pretty fun and interesting.
Here's the low down: I'm 5'2 (yes I know ubermensh status Manlet), I work a pretty alright job (finance) and I'm pretty well liked by my peers etc (might be my personality compensating for my height). However, I've noticed that sometimes people don't take me as seriously and that at certain points, dating has been stagnant (I've been bluntly told I'm too short). I mean at a certain point, should height be looked past or is it a never ending cycle were height is a defining characteristic in our society today?
Thoughts on this /pol/?
>>72596153
>5'2" man
How is this even possible? What ethnicity are you?
>>72596153
Why the fuck are there so many manlet threads these days?
>>>/r9k/.
>>72596153
Are you flip or something
>I never had shit handed to me
>now let me tell you about the loan I got
Yes.
And, to make it even better, most of them are so stupid they don't even know they're Millennials.
>I'm Gen Y, not a Millennial
>I was born in 1992, that means I'm not a Millennial
>I'm too special to be a Millennial, each year should be a special generation
Millennials are Boomers v2.0
>>72596141
No, because we fucking know the TPP will end democracy as we know it.
www.citizen.org/TPP
Spic here, if I vote Trump in November, how many of you will let me fuck ur qt sisters? I also want a ps4.
Do they have PS4's in Mexico?
That's where Trump's sending you.
My sister is a SJW so she'll probably fuck you if you bitch about white people.
>>72596133
fuck off no one cares
what country has the largest percentage of retards?
Croatia.
>>72596068
Ebinland
Netherlands.
Could the 10 most armed states beat out the other 40 ?
oh shit
you have opened the pandora's box
Depends on how much ammunition they've got.
>>72595864
I think the midwestern states would win a defensive campaign against everyone else. It is pretty cold and shitty there in the winter, the rest of American would give up.
What was Adolf Hitler's greatest mistake? It'd be good to know so we can avoid in in the future.
There's so much we can learn from this wonderful man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cG4fZ3y8vI
Betraying and invading Russia.
>>72595705
That was a master stroke actually. He fucked up when he didn't let his generals off their leash.
>>72595667
Attacking the eastern Europeans.
This is an Australian politician. How can other countries even compete?
>>72595596
She licks batteries?
>>72595596
Feel bad for her husband
>>72595710
>facepalm.jpg what is vibrator?
I say go Australia.
>ADL claims Trump's foreign policy slogan eerily similar to pre-war, anti-Semitic America First Committee.
>Haaretz's Chemi Shalev raised a similar point in his analysis of Trump's foreign policy speech, writing that the slogan "was a disturbing choice of words with troubling historic connotations… especially for American Jews."
http://www.haaretz.com/world-news/u-s-election-2016/1.716966
>isolationist pro-america policy is racist and pro-war
>>72595514
>"was a disturbing choice of words with troubling historic connotations
holy shit...
>>72595514
I gotta admit, the mental gymnastics in that article is pretty impressive.
BLACK DEGENERACY GENERAL
>Bull training videos
http://www.blacked.com
>Nigger meeting
http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com
>Black life support
https://www.usa.gov/benefits-grants-loans
>Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNCJxsZqvLA
Damn that's a big ass foot
>>72595361
Is that Nas?
>>72595432
or a tiny ass man
/pol/ would u date this black girl?
>>72595103
do whatever makes you happy.
>>72595103
I'd date, probably not marry.
I personally think that there is a lot of evidence for the next big false flag and it is pointing to not only a specific location, and a specific theme but also a specific date as well.
I am not going to go into to a huge amount of detail right now unless people are interested, but everything I am researching is pointing to a huge false flag in Chicago (location), using soviet era micro-nukes which were stolen from Texas (theme), likely to be pulled off on May 1st 2016 or what it is more commonly referred to as "May Day" (date).
I don't make this prediction likely, and there is a lot of reasoning behind each assertion I made above which was pieced together through info from hacked emails of high ranking NATO officers stating Chicago as the target, ISIS threats released via Mossad ran SITE Intel Group stating ISIS will nuke the US in 12 months (released in May 2015), Israeli Intelligence reports about a mutli-city attack in the US specifically stating May 1st as the start date... and on and on and on (literally)...
Also doesn't help that Rahm "Obama Hand-Puppet" Emanuel left his position in the white house to go off and run for the Mayor of Chicago which he entered into late and still won. Add to that the fact that he just ousted the police chief in Chicago as well, defied the governor of Illinois by stating Chicago will be taking in Syria refugees, and then deemed Chicago a Sanctuary City as icing on the cake... I am sure ALL this is just random chance right?
Add to all this the fed after over 100 years of having its main branch in NY recently decides to move the main branch to none other then Chicago (which includes moving almost all physical fed records to the Chicago branch) and the Chicago branch just so happens to be basically within a city block away from the COMEX, which doesn't have a huge portion of the commodities it trades via its fake ass paper each day. Oh how I am sure the elite would love to "remove" all the proof of the fed and COMEX/CME Group scams prior to the collapse (or as a trigger that makes them the victim) don't ya think?
Sidenote: Willis Tower will be said to be the primary target of the attack but in reality it is just a decoy, the real target is the Chicago fed (which recently got almost all of the feds physical records moved to that location) as well as the COMEX/CME Group (which dont have a huge majority of the commodities they trade daily with their fake ass paper trades).
>>72595026
Fuck off godlike productions.
Shut the fuck up and let it happen we need it
let this thread die
And go figure coincidentally May 1st is the same date that a yearly mutli-stage FEMA COOP drill is to start (the CoG or Continuity of Government framework which was use to provide cover for the 9/11 attacked was transferred to the federal level after the attack through the creation of FEMA COOP which stands for FEMA's Continuity Of Operations Plan). The primary event controller is a drill called Eagle Horizon, which is combined with a variety of different drills including one that locks down DC as part of a earthquake drill (defensive prep to any backlash). This drill series is called CAPSTONE16, which is a annual drill series... but 2016 is different. CAPSTONE also has a 4 year CAPSTONE CAPSTONE which exercises the learning of the previous 4 years and overlaps it with the annual CAPSTONE series... This is the first year the CAPSTONE CAPSTONE is to take place (after changing from FEMA NLE in 2012 to FEMA NEP in 2013). Previous years CAPSTONE drill scripts/MSELS to be drilled in 2016s CAPSTONE CAPSTONE include 2x simultaneous small scale nuclear detonations, a nuclear accident during transport and several others, which give them the exact needed framework and cover to pull off a nuclear aimed false flag in May of next year.
I could go on for ages about all the predictive programming in the Media or the various leaked/hacked documents which all seem to point to the same story being prepped... or how Kroll International, the Black Rock Group and the Silverstein Group tie into this coming event (9/11 2.0)... or how the Israeli spy's arrested after 9/11 tie directly into the coming Chicago event... and on and on... but I know most people won't listen, so for now I will leave you with a bit of symbology which also seems to mirror/echo the coming false flag event quite strongly.