http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/05/david-cameron-donald-trump-deserves-respect
What is Dave trying to do? Does he really think this?
>>73081744
Davids just trying to be supported.
He's a Cuck, don't trust him.
>>73082053
That's what I thought, but he did say that he wasn't going to retract his statement about banning muslims, which shows that he's not trying to be supported.
>>73081744
Everyone's starting to fall in line. Vicente Fox of Mexico, David Cameron now...
This is what Clinton's foreign policy looks like.
>those jeans
I think Stevens wasn't the only victim here
>>73081706
Where the one where he's getting sodomized?
Those pictures are fucking heartbreaking.
Does anyone know why the Obama administration and Hillary left this man to die? It's clear that they turned a blind eye, but why did they do it?
Must suck to be a right-winger. Hardly anyone with talent wants you using their songs. Few musical choices! Sad!
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/Rolling-Stones-Ask-Trump-to-Stop-Playing-Their-Songs-378143761.html
>The Rolling Stones have asked likely Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump to stop playing their songs at his campaign events.
>In a statement Wednesday, the rock band said they have not given permission to the Trump campaign to use their songs and "have requested that they cease all use immediately."
>Adele and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler both asked the candidate to stop using their recorded songs to fire up crowds. Neil Young also objected when the real estate mogul used "Rockin' in the Free World" during his campaign kickoff announcement last year. In those cases, the Trump campaign stopped using the songs.
The Strolling Bones suck anyway.
>>73081935
I NEVER LIKED THEM ANYWAY! BAWWWWWWWWWW!
They still are alive?
But who cares for drug addict grand pas
THIS IS A CODE RED!
Crooked Hillary shills are out in full force today. Do not, I repeat DO NOT GIVE ANY ATTENTION TO THESE SHILL THREADS!
SAGE. REPORT. IGNORE.
SAGE. REPORT. IGNORE.
SAGE. REPORT. IGNORE.
>>73081514
fuck that name the jew and watch them scatter our meme magic has been strengthened and we can destroy them
>>73081514
just hide them like every normal person you idiot
>>73081514
N͝o͡ ̶o͟né ͞iş ̧b͡ei͠ng̴ ̶pa̧id to s͞h̛i̡ll̸ ̕f͜or Hilla̢r͞y.͘ ̶I̷t̴'s͏ a Re͜public͢a̴n͟-f͢u͏O̶͝H̨͜͠ ͘͘͟G̸̡͡͠Ò͝͏́͜D̶̷n̨ded ̨li̢e̵ ͘a̕n҉d ͡a̛ ͜pat͝hetić attemp̛t at s͞mȩH͢͏̡͝E̶͜͝͞L̸̸͟͠҉P̷̸̕͏ ͏M̷̨͢Ȩ̵̕͞ar̡in̷g͘ he̢r͝ ̵c͠ampai͡gn.
ITT: We write a letter to Ben one word at a time
Shalom
Jew
Shekels
Why can't they be like America?
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>73081430
I get my fast food then drive back to work and eat in my office. I'll bet she was mexican, was she mexican?
I almost NEVER eat inside the restaurant. Its too cold, it fucking smells like bathroom air freshener in the lobby, you can hear those fry machines beeping all the fucking time, and there will ALWAYS be some unscrupulous looking individual eating in there that stares at me or stares at little kids.
Not gonna lie, unless you are going to Chick-fil-a or Jimmy Johns, your service is going to fucking suck.
>>73081430
Stop eating at McDonalds you fat fuck
>>73081430
Fuck your re-tread thread.
ITT: share your best drumpf memes
Drumpf isn't even a funny name.
At least Trump means a fart. Brits understand what a trump is. That's something.
Calling him Drumpf is dumb. What's the joke, that his name is foreign?
>>73081422
>Drumpf
Sub 80 iq identified
>>73081422
I WANTED LEGAL MARIJUANA
>SO YOU BE TOO HIGH TO VOTE
I THOUGHT IF YOU GOT AN ABORTION
>LIBERAL VOTERS WOULDNT GROW
I WANT ENVIROMENTAL TARIFFS
>SO THAT CHINAS GROWTH WILL SLOW
I WANTED BLACKS TO BE DISARMED
>WITH INNER CITY GUN CONTROL
>>73081359
QUANGS
Using a microwave is not a special power
>>73081359
This can't be real
Help /pol/ I was getting my wisdom teeth pulled and was under some fucking amazing opiates that made me pretty delirious.
I just started yelling "GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW" over and over in the dentist office and I am pretty sure people could hear me all the way from the waiting room. My family now thinks I am racist.
What do?
I woke up halfway through having my wisdom teeth pulled and all I could do was mumble, thrash around, and bleed all over myself until they gave me another shot of jungle juice.
>>73081268
>some fucking amazing opiates that made me pretty delirious
That was benzos, retard
>My family now thinks I am racist
Tell them you are now a #hilldog
ANAL
C
U
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T
Ah yes, very subtle.
He's trying to get the votes from Bernie supporters, if he makes it out that he's joining up or complimenting Bernie then his supporters will side with him whether they agree with his policies or not.
Ouch. Trump is getting stumped. Hard.
I used to support Trump, I had all of his books, seasons of 'The Apprentice™' and watched all of his rallies.
After this I just can't support him anymore. He's over, he's been shot down by a Cruz Missile.
We need a true conservative leader in Washington, one who is TrusTED. I am now a Cruz Missile.
>>73081235
not very subtle all actually. Trump and Sanders are the only two candidates running on election reform
ITT: Reasons we support America's future president
>She's a she
>She's aged beautifully
>She knows how to have fun
She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
eat shit nigger
>>73080917
FUCK OFF KIKE SHILL
>>73081096
Stop posting these offensive caricatures.
Let's be honest, he sometimes sounds like a newfag that just discovered about /pol/ and who needs to talk about it in public, like those /b/ neckbeards who talk about "muh army" irl.
I mean, using "cuck" and "meme magic" outside of /pol/, it sounds kinda cringy desu. He looks like those child who just discovered about this website and needs to use private jokes outside of here.
I'm not gonna say "muh rule 1 & 2", because honestly nobody gives a shit about 4chan in the real world, this is not a secret website community or whatever. But, I still feel like there are some stuff that you shouldn't talk about outside of this website if you don't want to sound idiot, and, ultimately, makes people who think like you seems stupid.
If you browse this website you shouldn't go outside and scream "RACE WAR NOW GAS ALL THE KIKES". That's a private meme that should stay here if you don't want to sound stupid and makes people of /pol/ sounds stupid. It would discredit what you say.
>inb4 le /pol/ is satyre maymay
>>73080694
He should be strung up and hung by the neck for what he has done
>>73080694
Every. Fucking. Day.
Milo has a reckoning coming to him, and that is a fact. Do the at nero thing on the twitty-tister site, get him to confess his sorry.
I am very seriously not a Trump fan. He is brash and would be a horrible president. Sanders is crazy as well. Hillary is by far the best candidate to help America with the problem our nation is facing now. And is the best candidate to grow America in the future. She has political experience, master in foreign affairs, and has a savvy business mind as well. #hillaryclinton
She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
>>73080560
FUCK OFF KIKE SHILL
meme magic is ours!
>>73080560
>Hillary is by far the best candidate to help
help solve the problems they created in the first place?
she should just be honest, didn't their family earn their place above the law in the slave trade?
>A Brazilian Supreme Court justice ruled on Thursday that the powerful lawmaker who orchestrated the effort to impeach President Dilma Rousseff must step down as he faces graft charges, ratcheting up tensions in the country.
>And in a further blow to Brazil’s scandal-plagued political establishment, Vice President Michel Temer, the man preparing to take control of the government from Ms. Rousseff, had his conviction on charges of violating limits on campaign financing upheld earlier this week, a ruling that makes him ineligible to run for elected office for eight years.
>President is corrupt
>Person who BTFO'd the President is corrupt, too
>Person who is supposed to take over the presidency is also corrupt
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-05/summary-sheer-political-chaos-brazil-under-150-words
Damn it, Latin America.
Look, the country is 100 million+ niggers (50%) and the other half is white self hating commies.
Who in their right mind would want to sort through all this trash? No thanks
Who will be in power now once Dilma leaves?
The senate's president?
>>73080839
Vice, Temer is his name. But apparently the public wants him out as well
>be mad about Republicans who get elected on their campaign promises and then never fulfill them while in office
>nominate a guy who makes campaign promises and then breaks them before even entering office
Trumpkins are special breed of stupid.
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/donald-trump-flip-flops-taxes-wages-he-turns-focus-general-election
>>73080144
http://www.businessinsider.com/clinton-pac-spends-1-million-to-correct-people-online-2016-4
>>73080144
> $0.02 USD has been deposited to your paypal account
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>>73080183
>>73080240
So you believe Trump hasn't lied to you then? Faggots. I wish I got paid for this, but watching you idiots is its own reward.
I'm helping build one of the "Trump delusion posts megacollage" like the 2012 Romney one tbqh. Shit's going to be great.