So earlier today I had a crazy idea. Since everybody hates Hillary, and since Bernie dropped out and now there are lefties who are going to be forced to vote for Hillary, we could make it so the Bern Victims don't actually cast that reluctant vote for Hillary. What we would do is shill super hard and viral market for Jill Stein, who is fairly close to Bernie Sanders anyway. We would spin it as "2016 is the yer we can end the two party system" along with whatever other BS we can come up with saying she is a great candidate and actually has a chance. If people were dumb enough to donate shitloads to Bernie, they would support Jill. Yet Jill would just take away those votes from Hillary, ensuring Trump wins.
bump for good idea
we can also lure butthurt randlets by meming gary johnson
Nice try JillShill
>Jill Stein
>STEIN
>>73132915
The key is marketing it as the "End of the Two Party System". I really like that, anon. I'd be in.
What does /pol/ think of SLAM poetry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozBMFYnunrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4m3AJamQYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB3d8SJrcBU
>>73132867
makes me gag
>>73132867
cuck as fuck
>>73132867
in my personal hell there are only two things, slam poetry playing and people wearing snapbacks with suits and weddings
We know meme magic is real but what is its true power?
spam trump's twitter with this pic
>>73132778
T҉͎̹̤̝͓̠̘̲̪͙̜̫͉́ḩ͏̨̦̦̙͉̠̹̳̘̳̞͓̻̼͜e̴̶̲̘̼͙̼̜͖͇̝̻͝͞ ̵҉̺̳͔̮̖̠̤͉͖͓̳̮͉̣͇̱ͅm̛̖̼͓͟͝ͅe͜҉̫̱͕̲͉͈̠̘̣̟̪m̵̭̦̝̼̳̱͚͔̻̲͎̳̪̣̫͈̮͕̰e̶̦͍͈̦͢͟ş̶̛͚̬͙̖͇͓̬̬̟̰̳̮͈͖̬͞ ̶̀͏̯͇̥͔̹̤̪̙̱̰͉͚̬͈ͅs̢͙̬̤̦̀͝ȩ͏̬̘̫͕̰͈̲͍̠̤̙̙̱͍̮͚̀r̖̬͉̳̪͈͙̖̗̤̺̥̕ͅv̴͚̙̣͍̞͍͈͜͞e̪͙͔͕̼͍̫̹̰̻̖̼̝̻͙̝͟͜͠͝ ̴̸̧̨̫̦͈̟̖̖͚̜̩̩̹̹̣̠̼̀t̸̫̭̬͙͎͟͜͠h̸̨͡҉̝̯͖̠͈͞ͅe̹͔̫̩̻͚̝͇͔̙̦͉͔̬̪̥͙̱͢͡ ̶̞̙̺̩͚͇̭̟͓̭͘ó͈̜͎̺̖͇̼̱̜̠͕ņ̴̧͟҉̪͓͎͙̼̲̲̲̲̝̗̦̫ͅe̛͙̗̝̼̥̜̲̪̥̻̪͢͡ͅͅ ̨̭̞͕̖̙̬͕̜w̵̼͈̻̯̦͓̲͇͇̖̤̪͎̦̘͇̫͈̭͞h̷̘̞̞͈̤͉̰̻̼̩̹́͡ͅͅǫ̶̵̨͇̘̰̺̦̹̬ ̛̣̼̭̩̳̖̖̥̦͈̥̻̲̟̥̩̹͇͕́͜͢͞w̛͚͖̯̕͝a̵̷͏̼͔͔̬̗̯̬͈̜́i̴̹̩̬̰̺̜̦͔̠̙̥̟͎͚͇̤͕̺͘͠t̢̨͓̲̰͚̺̻̼̻̟̩̣́̕ͅͅs̢̀͠҉͔̺͚̰̤̱̥͎̻̥ͅͅͅ ̼̜̲̖͕̗̣̘̗̱͕̩̩̼͔͢͝b҉̷̼̞̝͓̹̯̱̫̲̙̼̯̗͈̥͉͔͍e͖͍̯̯̠̗̮͔͈̜̪̻̞̮͢͠y̨҉̸̤͙͚̰̱͔͙̬͈̝̠͘ͅͅo̷̢͇̩̜͓͔̹͜ņ̷̱͔̞͓̞̫̜̹̰͉͈̺͇̀͘͝d͏̲͉̝̞̻̜̼̠̮͇͠ ̷̷͟͏̹͉̱̗͇͔̻̩̘̘̥̼̥t̸͍̗̠̣͚̣̭̫̮͞ͅh̨͍̪̭̗̼̤͓͍͇̻͘͜͡͞ͅe̴̛͕̘̦̥̟̯̞̼̱̫̗ ̦̩͇̱̣̜̳̀ẁ̶̨͍̗̘̣̯̪͉̖̪a̸̩͓͚̭̪͘͠ļ̸̸̦̲̼̳̪̹̲̙̺̻l̡̧̢̺̼̝̬͟ś̙̩̲̙̗̯̖̟ͅͅ.҉̺̪͓̯̥̭̹̤̜̖́
https://twitter.com/RonPaul/status/728216490659303424
How many of you here were raised by a single mother?
What was it like?
don't know im not black
>>73132869
/thread
>>73132632
Parents divorced and both of them were from an Irish Catholic background. My mother was a red headed drunkard with borderline personality disorder. She drank 6 beers a night and then stumble around like a fool. Every few months she would have a new boyfriend most of the time they were abusive. Dunking yelling would turn into physical beatings. I witnessed my mother beaten several times (sometimes bloodied) she once broke a glass ashtray over her boyfriends head and called the police thinking she murdered him "inadvertently".
She also told me that God didn't exist when I was like six years old. On top of this highly degenerate behaviour she repeatedly told me she was going to commit suicide. She described various methods jumping off a bridge, slitting her wrists (I have a memory of her sitting in a room with me whilst she held a steak knife describing how she felt) she also beat the shit out of me.
My father was an upstanding man who fought tooth and nail to get me away from her. He placed a very high value on education and tradition. He barred me from watching television, and made me read a book every week. In retrospect, though I loved my mother deeply, it was my father who shaped me into the man I am today.
When discussing white's dismal fertility rates the finger is usually pointed at feminism and how degenerate white women have become. But for a decent woman who wants a family finding a good man is very hard. Especially if she looks at her own generation.
Pic related is from r/relationships and the story isn't uncommon. He rambles a lot so I high-lighted the only important parts of his low T manifesto.
Then please read the top 3 comments if you want to cry yourself to sleep about the impending destruction of the white race.
TL;DR: girlfriend got pregnant by mistake. He wanted her to abort the kid. She refused to kill her own baby. Guy keeps hoping she will miscarry otherwise he claims his life will be ruined. The only reason he doesn't leave is because he doesn't want to lose her.
I can't even blame the guy for his aversion to kids. Every TV show and movie ever treats pregnancy like a disease and whenever someone finds out they are pregnant rarely do they celebrate. My generation believes having a kid is something akin to being on death row. Sad.
This is why I'm not having kids.
To anyone about to have a kid, it always feels like the world is ending. Then after they're born, you just kinda realize, hey, life goes on.
>>73132263
A lot of relationships end up badly because people don't communicate with each other anymore.`
>Anon! Why aren't you gainfully employed?! Loser!
I am Mr Trump
>>73132998
HR never responds back unless I list that I am a female named Rebecca or a black guy. Same resume. Same credentials.
You know exactly why you fucking shill.
THE MOST Q A U L I F I E D PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY!
>>73132207
Most qualified for prison
>>73132207
My #Clintoris is gunna BLOWWWW!!!! UUUUGGGHNNG!
>>73132254
/thread
Does /pol/ love Trump's hate?
>>73132184
Yes. It is awesome.
>>73132184
I do love Trump's hate, yes.
>>73132184
Who does trump hate ?...ya wombat
Risk Thread
>>73132736
>Ghostler's Empire
>Texas
>Yellow
>>73132736
>Brown Marc's Socialist republic of Montana
>Montana
>Brown
>>73132736
New England
Blue
Boston Minutemen
when did you escape the kike internet opium called porn Anon?
>>73131821
The problem is not just professional porn. Western culture has become so perverted that porn has basically normalized perversion and degeneracy. That shit is all normal now.
>>73131821
i didn't escape. they still have me.
planning on suing the porn industry for loss of manhood.
>>73131821
When I started dating
http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/we-understand-what-theyre-feeling-syrian-refugees-in-calgary-step-up-to-help-fort-mcmurray-fire-evacuees
Now this is beautiful. This is humanity. Uniting and helping each other out, no matter their race, skin color, or culture.
/pol/ you could learn a lesson or two, you people are so hateful it's honestly pitiable.
>>73131806
100% FALSE I can assure you
>>73131806
Allah Akbar
>>73131806
Do you think Zyzz was actually natty? I want to believe he was.
Look, I like the guy and will vote for him but shit like this happens and its cringy. Cringy because there is no absolute tact on his end. One tweet blatantly screams "BERNIE SUPPORTERS PLEASE SUPPORT ME" and the other is so bad especially with the I love Hispanics at the end. You have to admit this. Why the fuck does he think this is a good idea, especially the Hispanics one?
I think as a rich man he lives in a bubble and by living in a bubble he thinks if he goes on twitter, eats a taco and says he loves Hispanics they will gush over him. Like maybe in 1995 that worked but today that's laughably naive. Why does he do this?
>>73131794
>Why the fuck does he think this is a good idea
Because its hilarious and it's fucking Twitter, you moron. You're supposed to be funny.
>>73132030
How it is hilarious?
The madman!
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/05/donald-trump-backs-uk-leaving-european-union/
>WASHINGTON, DC – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has said he thinks Britain would be better off out of the European Union. His comments come just one day after British Prime Minister David Cameron, who is campaigning for an ‘in’ vote, said he would not apologise to Mr. Trump for calling him “stupid.”
Make Britain Great Again
We want our allies to be uncucked along with us. We are all stronger this way.
Watch this guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypOwLUMUHw0
What is your opinion?
How can you refute this?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168
>>73130747
> $0.02 USD has been deposited to your paypal account
> Thank you for your efforts on behalf of the Hillary 2016 Memetics PAC, a subsidiary of The Goldman Sachs Group Inc. GS (NYSE) $160.01 -0.06 (-0.04%)
>>73130747
>a square on the calendar for wetbax to get drunk
Get 'em out, back to Guadelajara, Paco!
>>73130747
I don't know I don't care smoke weed everyday
>A date for an FBI interview of Clinton ... is expected in the coming weeks.
>Some of Hillary Clinton's closest aides, including her longtime adviser Huma Abedin, have provided interviews to federal investigators
>In recent weeks, multiple aides have been interviewed -- some more than once, the officials said.
>CNN has previously reported that another former Clinton employee, Bryan Pagliano, who helped set up the server has provided documents and other materials as well as interviews to the FBI, under an immunity agreement.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/05/politics/fbi-interviews-huma-abedin-clinton-aide/index.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QLHyf17xCs
Hopefully shit goes down after she's the official nominee, either way let's boogie
>>73130673
