Has the world really become so uneventful that a fucking coup in Turkey and a few people getting shot are now happenings? 71 years ago fucking nukes were being dropped. This shit is nothing.
We're in the digital age. We're too comfy. We all just want something to happen somewhere so we can make memes about it. Deep down, we all know nothing is happening. We all know there is no WW3 or day of the rope. We all know this place is fantasy, and that we're just going to keep going to our shitty 9 to 5 jobs and shitposting on here after work. We just want to pretend for awhile.
>>81481725
Sorry?
>>81482062
tqbh WW3 is closer than ever before
Rules:
Tripcode required.
>Nation name
>Color
>Starting location
Put your bonuses in the trip or they don't get counted.
No quitceding, if you want to cede territory to someone you'll have to spend your roll to do so.
Nation name before your goddamn tripcode so I don't have to backtrack if I forget something.
We're playing real-time, that means whoever posts their action first gets their action done first, if someone is wiped off the map and the victim doesn't post in time that means they are dead, so post fast.
If I believe that someone has wasted enough time then I will post the mupdate without them.
Available nations:
Hezbollah
Bulgarian Empire
Reich
The Real Hitler Empire
Awaiting QT taxes.
>>81495723
attack cherafians, take egypt and libya
>>81495723
Finish the Nignogs off , attack the Cherifians in the North
>>81495723
COUNTER ATTACK AND DEFEND GODDAMNIT I KNOW YOU HATE ME BUT CMON
Shepard Smith confirmed for SJW.
I just watched him interview Bobby Jindal, the former Governor of Louisiana, and Jindal was saying "all lives matter" and Shep started splerging out saying he should not say that, that it would offend people. Jindal said if it is true, why can't we say it? And Shep was getting all soft-voiced saying "no, it might offend people, why do you have to say it?"
Gad dammit I am raging.
Can someeen get this video? It just aired about 20 minutes ago.
>>81481343
Saw this shit live too, this guy is such a fucking stupid cunt
>>81481343
yeah i saw that shit. disgusting
>>81481343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gwDpY5hBZ0
http://deadline.com/2016/07/ghostbusters-weekend-box-office-1201787149/
Ghostbusters Opens with $46M in its first Week
Second best opening this week
Sequel is now possible and is beeing discussed
CAN'T WAKE UP
SAAAVE MEEEEEEEE
>>81495348
It'll die down the next week senpai, no need to worry
no way this movie does better than break even.
>>81495348
>For Sony, after everything it weathered with the online attacks on the film by male haters, Ghostbusters is nothing less than a win
how long is this narrative that the all female cast was the only problem with this piece of shit
Which one of you fuckers did this?
>>81481108
kek
> my wife's boyfriend
my sides
>>81481108
>Not posting a link
How exactly is killing cops going to stop them from being "racist nazis who go out of their way to target and kill blacks"?
Isn't this shit just gonna put every single cop on edge, and even the leftist cops are never gonna relax around blacks now.
Are blacks really this dumb? Or is BLM literally a far right/CIA plant trying to bring about widespread breakdown of race relations to start a civil war?
>>81480602
They are a mix of Soros paid protestors and moronic WE WUZ dindus.
The former, are getting paid to create chaos; the latter, are too dumb to think ahead and just want to be tough and think they can intimidate cops and not end up with their brain matter turned into a red mist.
I'm just a guardsman and what is this?
>>81480602
Yup... these BLM people are that stupid. And the media knows better, but they only care about dat dere dollar so they just keep reporting false shit, and the dummies believe it.
Why are pollacks so angry at everything?
Are they just upset because they can't change lightbulbs and have to live in darkness?
>>81480326
Because white genocide went from conspiracy theory troll bait to full fledged reality.
>>81480326
You do realize you can't even post a Polish flag American fag? Weak bait.
>>81480024
It doesn't trigger my OCD now.
Who fixed the angle of the blade?
are 4chan's abuses what redpilled Ben?
>>81480024
>>81480316
based Zyklon Ben
Does /pol/ go apeshit when the odometer's last digits are the same?
> Be me, park the taco
> See pair of 6's in last pace on Odometer.
> Flip the fuck out.
> Notice I have a full house.
> Start honking the horn and slamming the doors.
> Start the engine and gun it for 20 minutes.
> Write "checked" in the dirt covering my vehicle.
> Smash the windshield with a brick.
> Drive 11 miles so I can do it again.
>>81479949
Either Autistic with ocd or you should start posting on /b/
>>81479949
wtf is this thread, /b tier and shit.
where the fuck the mods are
KYS dammit
>>81479949
This belongs on /b/
Hey, /pol/.
I wanted to talk to /v/ about this but they clearly aren't as red pilled as us.
We have a problem, /pol/. And it's a problem that effects almost every first world country.
I propose a ban on video games.
Ever since the conception of the internet and television, people have gotten lazier and lazier. It's gotten to the point where people like pic related have become the norm.
Men just simply aren't men anymore. They can't fight, they can't chop down a tree, for fucks sake most of them don't even know how a gun works!
We as a society don't tolerate drug addicts, we don't tolerate alcoholics, we don't tolerate gambling addicts, and we don't tolerate pedophiles. Why should we tolerate manchildren who consume more resources then they create?
I think /pol/ agrees we need to embrace spencerism, right? Well this is where we start.
>Well this is where we start.
Ironic.
Oh, FUCK yeah! I'd totally support a ban on video games!
I have a kid who's almost 3 now. I don't want him growing up in a world filled with toys made for adults.
Ban the internet too.
Make it a work and public service only and ban home PCs and phones. Shut down all ISPs.
Publicly shame all 4chan and anonymity users.
Ending the Internet an absolute must.
4chan are the worst scum so they need to be first to go
CROATIAN MEGATHREAD 2
OLD THREAD:
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/81473895#top
My story so far:
>be Croatian American diaspora
>Want Croatian dual citizenship
>Contact consulate
>You need birth certificate, documents from parents, written biography
>Ok sure
>Also you need to be a member of a Croatian club for a while, you need to speak the language fluently we will also quiz you on the history
And this is why the jews always win. You simply have to prove you are a Jew and they will pay to fly you to Israel. Meanwhile this small country of 4 million that produces nothing has tough immigration requirements as bad as the US. Why?
What if someone was half dindu and half croatian? Would you want that person to get citizenship? Strict requirements keeps the nation pure.
>>81494582
>hajduk split
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCVXz5gzpa8
What are you complaining about, exactly? That it's hard to move to a country you have no connection to whatsoever?
What were you expecting?
Daily reminder that if you use toilet paper to wipe your ass (without showering immediately afterward), you are fucking degenerate scum.
Toilet paper is dry. To clean your asshole and the inside of your ass cheeks sufficiently after shitting, you need moisture. Just because you don't see any more shit on the toilet paper does not mean your ass is clean. You're walking around in public with all kinds of smelly poo bacteria all over your ass and underwear.
It's 2016. Grow up. Use baby wipes.
Thinly veiled Trump/Pence thread
>>81479326
Why do you care about my asshole, asshole?
>>81479756
4d chess
What the fuck is this guy's problem?
literally riding BLM cock
>>81479258
I'd say it's #'s getting people killed, weather it be all lives matter or black lives matter.
#FireShep
Of course he's riding cock, he's a faggot leftist.
>shep riding cock
um....
Thanks to niggers, and I've been predicting this for years now, the uniformed cop will eventually be phased out. They will essentially all become undercover which will make spying on the American people easier.
Honestly, it's probably better that way too.
Sosa got them AR's
>>81479062
>Thanks to niggers
Right, they're the masterminds behind this whole 'movement' They are also sharpshooters. Retard.
>trumptards will defend this
How retarded can trump supporters get?
>>81494322
They can't. Pence was a horrible choice. He should have just chosen some random bum off the streets. Would have been more credible.
>>81494322
>>81494438
>1 post by this ID
>0.05 dollars has been deposited in your account
>>81494797
Doesn't change the fact that Pence is a terrible choice
