This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.
They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in american culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.
Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.
As the americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go "
Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.
When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.
I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later. " If you gotta go you gotta go they said ".
I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans and they all find this socially acceptable.
Looks tasty
Did anyone else crack a smile when reading this? We had ebola-chan. Should Mediterranean Sea-chan be next?
I audibly cheered.
Thank you Poseidon.
Thank you Poseidon
Thank you Based Poseidon
How did you survive the holocaust?
I'm German.
>>76085789
I'm Prussian
>>76085789
I'm Bavarian
Does anyone have good stats about abbos being retarded?
Oh God it's true.
And no, there's a sort of gag order on studying aboriginals in any way that results in them even vaguely being portrayed as inferior. For instance, it's illegal to study their genome.
The best you'll find are prison statistics.
>>76086017
American here, just how stupid are they? Is it that bad? Are they violent or antagonistic? Do they pick up the white tongue with ease?
>>76086017
>For instance, it's illegal to study their genome.
You have a source for that ?
>2016
>Not searching for illegals on twitter
>Not reporting them to the ICE
https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/735/~/reporting-illegal-activity
>I'm proud of my parents being freeloading law breakers
Bravo liberalism
>>76085621
>Not deporting them yourself.
>>76086626
Wish I could desu
Lets nuke it /pol/
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/poll-do-you-think-donald-trumps-rhetoric-unpresidential#discussions
~*~please bump after vote~*~
>>75950758
lets do this niggers
>>75950758
Bamp
Bumpalump
confess your degenerate sins anon
I posted in a thread once made by a tremendous faggot. In fact, I'm doing it right now
I don't actually like the alt-right
Just finished jacking off then immediately came to /pol/
For all things politically relevant to dykes, fags and in between.
Remember: There's a big difference between a guy who sucks dick and a faggot.
Pride is cancer and trannies need medical help.
Do try and be polite.
>GERMANY
https://web.archive.org/web/20160604150131/http://www.derwesten.de/politik/hat-ein-afd-mann-im-landtag-gefaengnis-fuer-schwule-gefordert-id11883870.html
>AfD-politician Gehlmann shouts: 'We should do the same in germany!' after Linken-Politician Quade says that homosexuals are thrown into prison in the Arab Maghreb Union.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160124070608/http://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/queerspiegel/fluechtlingsheim-tempelhofer-feld-messerangriff-auf-homosexuelle-fluechtlinge-polizei-ermittelt/12869068.html
>Two gay '''''refugees''''' attacked with knives in a camp by other '''''refugees'''''.
>LSVB (Lesbian-Gay-Union) says that there have been more than 95 attacks on homosexuals by ''''refugees'''' between August 2015 and New Year's Eve.
WORLD:
http://www.worldvaluessurvey.org/WVSOnline.jsp
>World Values Survey finds a whole bunch of shit, including stuff like: an average of 70% of all questioned people in europe, australia, south america and the US would not mind living next to homosexuals.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160428100017/http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/egypt-gay-sex-jail/
>On the other hand arabic countries like egypt jail fags for up to 12 years
>Or just outright kill anybody even suspected of being gay:
https://web.archive.org/web/20160512233608/http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-has-killed-at-least-25-men-in-syria-suspected-of-being-gay-group-claims-a6797636.html
>ISIS officer rapes 15 year old boy. 15 year old get's thrown from a building for it.
>BURGER LAND
https://twitter.com/mcdougalbugle/status/738583588833136640
https://twitter.com/Dale_1776/status/738590277154144257
>Notorious british cocksucker keeps triggering college students and sings Star Sprangled Banner.
>>76085403
Faggots need medical help too.
Fuck this gay thread.
>>76085403
>There's a big difference between a guy who sucks dick and a faggot.
they are both gay
Get out fag.
hail kek
>>76085327
Hey, Man.
>>76085411
Yo, States.
>>76085327
She destroyed Trump.
Highly infectious disease broke out in Celle, Germany.
Small town under quarantine.
http://www.focus.de/regional/niedersachsen/dorf-grossraeumig-abgeriegelt-seuchenalarm-in-niedersachsen-verdacht-auf-infektionskrankheit-bei-frau_id_5595590.html
>>76085273
when the fuck is it not happening? dont you get tired of spamming the same stupid shit every day?
>>76085273
is the disease multiculturalism?
Initial reports indicate that this is a vag-destroying strain of ZIKAIDS.
this guy's a fucking joke
>>76085270
How is so? Just because an individual is very good at something and happens to be muslim does that mean that the entire muslim community all of a sudden are heroes of sports?
Profiling.
>>76085270
> Muhammad Ali
One person.
> Heroes
Several people
>>76085270
And yet he will be the President.
Really makes you think, huh?
is Germany really as bad as /pol/ says ?
are there really immigrants everywhere ?
The colours of their modern flag reflect the reality of modern Germany, there is no more white.
So is America lik pulling the world's biggest prank on every other nation by electing the biggest douchebag on earth that literally has no idea what he's saying, or are they just proving how retarded, ignorant, selfish and uneducated the average american citizen is?
ITT: "IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE" - The Post.
>>76085148
We've been doing that for a while now. Try to keep up.
>>76085383
i would have to agree with you on that one, but trump's kinda pushing the limits :d
I've been picking out burqas for me and my wife for when we visit Germany on vacation in a few weeks. I thought we could get a little decorative because some of the burqas I found online are really sweet! My wife's boyfriend and I are both thinking this one is pretty sweet. What do you guys think? We want to show the new additions to Germany that we respect their religion, while also getting some extra style in while we're at it! Let me know!
>>76085178
That's a pretty cool one too! Will it be an issue that the eyes and mouth are shown? Just trying to be respectful!
>>76085110
Whenever I see a burqa I feel the urge to rape. They enjoy it since they're used to be slaves and mud-dicks are tiny. Post more muslim sluts pls.
Trump supporter sucker punched and dropped to the concrete in San Jose. GET IT VIRAL!
https://twitter.com/marcusdipaola/status/738572899808743424
TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE 14TH. Send a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
https://twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday
OR
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>Delegates Trump: 1,239 (+2 More than Needed)
(Hit the ‘magic number’ on May 26th)
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump Supporter minding his business ATTACKED and BLOODIED by Anti-Trump Mob
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/738561162980134913
>Trump Supporter Cornered and eggs thrown at her by Anti-Trump Mob
https://youtu.be/RnYXA3_UAv8
>Trump in Sacramento, CA 6/1/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2gX79_mlsA
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
https://youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on CNN 6/1/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBp2h_qFSE0
>Trump’s Attorney Cohen on CNN 6/1/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciby4cMoUbc
>Trump on Savage Nation 6/1/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxdAdYhrx5Y
>Trump on Hannity 5/31/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6nGxq99dC0
>Trump Veteran’s Donations Press Conference 5/31/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqNnxCO0uVU
>Ben Carson on Fox & Friends 5/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0FwG0c4vk
ENTERTAINMENT
>TRY GETTING IT OUT, OBAMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aIr_0hnsdI
>David French says he’ll vote Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxPzszdkAKo
>IF IF IF IF IF IF: Obama is a bumbling MESS w/o his teleprompter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxo9-Z5Ki0
>Donald Trump 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuIMdo77o8g
>Jeb BTFO by Family Guy of all things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSCiBvsm7w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
"Peaceful" Anti-Trump Protesters
>Woman Trump Supporter get thrown eggs and bottles after taunted by protesters San Jose Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnYXA3_UAv8
>Trump supporter attacked and left bleeding at San Jose Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC5hWfpkp1g
>Trump supporter sucker punched by peaceful protester at San Jose Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp3YUvMXDWA
>MAKE CALIFORNIA MEXICO AGAIN CHANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAAaivvNw_Y
>Other angle: Woman Trump supporter egged in the face and hit by other food by protester at San Jose Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiWC60V0TrI
>Trump supporter who says he was beaten up at San Jose Rally
https://youtu.be/JvTwXAFPg2I
>Protester knocks phone from a female reporters hand at San Jose Rally
https://youtu.be/gnwGGhsFQec
>Trump supporters being attacked and chased down by peaceful protestors at San Jose Rally
https://youtu.be/Jc9PJQeM2Ng
>Protestors chased down a kid and tackled him at San Jose Rally
https://youtu.be/syNls-J9vXc
>Protester: "We Should Not Respect The Laws Of The United States " in San Jose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QFpyuEmrIM
>Anti Trump protest rips up American flag in San Jose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owEG8OMJdgY
>Trump Supporters Attacked After Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3bZ7SQJe4s
>Longer version: Woman Trump supporter get thrown eggs and other food by protester at San Jose Rally
https://youtu.be/KjW6NUgYBrM
>Protesters chant "Bernie, Bernie Bernie!" after mistakenly attacked by Anti-Trump crowd at San Jose Rally
https://youtu.be/g5At0mt95Ow
>Protester holds burning American flag at San Jose Rally
https://youtu.be/bXMOaiF0JJQ
LITTLE
Facebook is literally censoring the San Jose thing.
My blood is boiling but god damn I can't wait for this man to win.
