H-hey, guys!
I know we've put a lot of work in rigging the debate polls for Hillary, creating epic memes ("Delete your account." xD That was my fav!), and overall giving her positive feedback to really let her know that she has her fingers on America's middle class pulse.
Who here is absolutely enthralled at the idea of the first woman president?! HISTORY is in the making. But, we need to have a serious conversation, /pol/. We all know we aren't just voting Hillary for her looks (hehe, love you, Hill! ;]). We are voting her because she will make America great.
She believes in gay marriage, helping minorities, and, best of all, COMMON SENSE GUN CONTROL.
We all know that places like the Donald and Reddit shill for Trump non-stop (absolutely repulsive if you ask me), but we really need to make sure Hillary takes the White House this election and ensures that we can continue seeing real progress. I know it will be hard to beat Obama, but have faith friends! I, for one, know she can do it!
Daily reminder: /pol/ is an LGBTQ and feminist friendly board. Please refrain from making sexist comments about her. IF you wish to do so, we may have to censor your posts. Grow up if you can't debate her policies. Hate speech will not be tolerated and IP addresses who use hate speech will be logged and reported. This is especially important for any country in the EU. Please, it's 2016. Be respectful of your fellow human beings and /pol/itical correctness friends. I've also been doing my part to report any suspicious activity to the NSA or CIA as well. I've been tipping them off about disgusting toxic, racist shitholes like Reddit for awhile now and encourage you to do the same. Thank you.
Now, say it with me!
HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!
JILL STEIN FOR PRESIDENT!
>>76910563
I've thought this too, Canadian friend. Have I mentioned how tolerant and progressive you guys are by the way? I mean Justin is so hot.
But, realistically we cannot afford to split any votes away from Hillary. Perhaps we should convince Reddit to vote for Ron Paul or Gary Johnson?
>>76910356
Bumping for Hillary!
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-grandpa-drumpf-was-deported-from-germany_us_575c6379e4b052f656efb91c
>Donald Trump’s Grandpa Drumpf was Deported from Germany (His Home Country!) for Illegal Immigration
Drumpf btfo !
white supremacists brfot!
white pepole btvo!
;v
>>76910248
wow, guess im now a Hillbilly.
So what you're saying is, deporting is good for the deportees
haha that is SO funny!
Why do white supremacists always seem to look like this?
>what is a straw man?
I love this game. Your turn!
I've lost the websites where this guys gather. I'm interested in the Marxist nationalism the most. I know /pol can find me links to this guys. Thanks.
>>76909874
I saved to my shuffling wallpaper folder without even thinking... oh well...
Are they still alive?
Nationalism is bad, goyim. Submit to your israeli shecklebers
Yo bros, what's up!! I had an idea; laws that you broke thread! Have you ever broken the law? Was it intentional? Would you do it again? What was the law that you broke?
It would also be very cool if you said your general location, maybe you guys can start a gang!
no way haha I just come here for the satirical 4chan funnies
j walked once. got scared. probably wont do it again. Cars a spooky when they're going 60 mph
I'm a good boy FBI sama. I didn't do nuffin
Well, guess #ImWithHer now...
makes u think...
>>76909750
>imblying we want nudes from fat, hairy landwhales
>>76909750
Can I lie and say I voted Hilary and get nudes still?
Is Overwatch degenerate?
>>76909726
League of Legends girls > Overwatch girls
>>76909726
Yes
Would a high IQ manlet be able to reproduce in a Eugenics society?
>high iq
>manlet
they don't exist
>>76909667
in the future no one will care how tall someone is
they will have realized that all the dumb bullshit you argue over is, guess what, still retarded.
>>76909847
manlet detected
Anyone got more like this?
That made me laugh until I saw your flag then I just got angry.
>>76911081
Picture quality is too high, English is too good
Poo in Loos BTFO
>>76909172
this is sad!
>>76909172
>toilet
>in india
>>76911015
It was the only one in the country, and it was clogged too. How long was it clogged for that this guy has to discover it?
>tfw WWII was won by A BUNCH OF BONGS
I think we helped
Maybe....
>>76909284
like we threw a rock or two at some people screaming at us and they ran away
thats pretty much all we did
>>76909284
Where exactly would you invade Nazi Germany from if Britain and Ireland fell? You couldn't do shit. French and British colonies would be wiped out by the Italians, Germans and possibly the Russians in India before Hitler turns on them.
The world is in need of another disease pandemic similar to the Black Death. What disease to you think is capable of doing this?
You mean the ones bubbling up in Africa? Western nations are far from overpopulated.
>>76909132
None we currently know of, stopping an epidemic isn't so much about curing the sick but about prevention and we're pretty good at that right now. Sure, swine/bird flu killed some people but no countries fell apart. Hell, even african nations were able to beat back ebola without that much trouble in the big picture.
>>76909132
Don't worry, it's a comin baby.
Just letting you all know 'for the record', we are close to a conclusion to the Hillary Clinton investigation and most of you will be pleased.
>>76909094
Thanks Effbeeaye.
>>76909094
K... Keep me posted
K.
Where does money get its value from?
I really don't get it. I mean, it's just pieces of paper. On its own it has no value. So where does its value come from?
government claims on taxation
watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KRi9nF8BiA
Modern currency is fiat money, it's based on faith in the government printing it.
And yes it's stupid.
>>76908998
It used to be that it was backed by gold. One dollar could be exchanged for one dollar worth of gold. Now the prices have gone way up. The money has worth because we all agree that is what it is worth.
In this thread we affirm that everything we have ever posted was meant as satire in the spirit of pol is satire.
Fuck you NSA for creeping on us. We joking.
> I affirm I only posted satire.
I assume this thread is also satirical
>>76908789
> this is not a thread
Obviously. Nobody takes stormweenies seriously, they are ignorant and inbred genetic waste
