>Be driving at night
>Almost reach the corner to turn
>4 Niggers start crossing the street right as i get really close to it like pic related
>dont slow down
>fuck it if i hit them its their fault and im leaving
>almost hit the last one
>chimp #1 says something
>starts approaching me
>my window was open
>wait for him to get close
>speed the fuck off, tires screeching
>all jump back
>chimp #1 falls
>laugh all the way home
should have run them over
>get home from hard day's work at potato factory
>pockets full of potatoes
>walk in kitchen
>no potatoes on the boil
>somethingisn'tright.jpg
>hear noise form upstairs
>climb stairs, taking care to avoid stepping on potatoes
>noise is coming from bedroom
>push open door walk inside
>see wife being bred by black bull
>potatoes strewn across bed and on floor
>can't believe what is happening
>black says "I can explain, Mick."
>wife says, "It's not what it looks like."
>can't believe the betrayal
>so many emotions
>take potato from pocket
>throw it at nigger
>bounces off his head
>breaks window
>nigger is unconscious
>neighbour heard glass shattering
>calls over to see what's wrong
>explain and take him upstairs
>helps to lift nigger into potato sack
>place him in boot of my car
>drive to Cliffs of Moher
>nigger regains consciousness on teh drive there
>pull into layby
>neighbour and I get out
>open boot
>nigger still tied up in sack, shouting what's going on, where are u taking me?" etc.
>me and neighbour take turns smashing potatoes into his head
>eventually goes silent again
>close boot continue driving
>garda checkpoint
>ohfug.jpg
>"Where ye boyos headin?"
>"Just deliverin' a bag a spuds to me gran, Garda"
>"Open the boot for me lads."
>Open boot
>Garda has a quick look
>"What are they, Roosters or Whites, boys?"
>"Eeeh, they're Garden spuds, Gaurd."
>"Ah Jayzuz, lads, sure they'll turn flowery on the boil."
>"She likes them like that, Garda."
>"Right, on yer way so."
>"Thanks, Guard."
>Continue drive, wiping sweat from brow
>Get to Cliffs, reverse up to edge
>Open boot, unload our cargo over the edge of cliff
>Atlantic potato nigger
>>79186185
>mfw potato factory
>post in the national fraternity group about a departed brother got shot by some niggers
>click to read about what happened 2 niggers high on meth broke into the fraternity home and tried to steal shit someone was there and he was shot 4 times killed instantly
>niggers left behind a laughable amount of evidence
>scroll down further and see comments
>free mah cuzi he aint no killa
>some lady comments about how how much of a piece of shit his cousin is
>guy threatens to kill her as well
>joke about white people being racist
>"haha what cuz I'm black?"
>"haha that's racist!"
>etc
>literally everytime they take me 100% seriously and stumble over themselves trying to prove they're not racist
Why can't you people take a joke? You spent like 400 years being openly racist as fuck and now somebody jokes about it and you act like you've been sentenced to death. I'm pretty sure I could tell a white girl "blow me or you're racist" and she'd do it just to prove how not racist she is.
>>79184489
>could tell a white girl "blow me or you're racist" and she'd do it just to prove how not racist she is.
Nah, she'll tell your black ass to fuck off before she phones her boyfriend to sort you out.
t.white girl
>>79184489
>implying you wont literally start a fist fight over the same kind of joke to you
>>79184738
L O N D O N
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How many newfags really fell for it? Remember when we had the thread where we decided to ironically back Drumpf and we all said it won't work people aren't that stupid?
Well they are. Even reddit and mainstream politicians fell for it. All the while the thread where we admit it's a joke is still in the archive. Good thing newfags don't know how to use it. Also don't forget to call me a shill to keep the charade up ;)
yes.
K
yes...
>>79184373
do it
i need those pounds
>>79184373
No.
Grow some balls.
>EU superstate
The sheer faggotry of youtube personalities is no more evident than in this asshole's case:
>Calum McSwiggan, 26, a YouTuber, posted a photo of himself on social media claiming that he was attacked outside a gay bar in West Hollywood Monday, but the police are telling a different story.
Can't make this shit up. He had no bruises so he injured himself while he was in custody.
>“I’ve never felt so terrified to be a gay man in the public eye,”
Wtf? He runs a channel about being queer and cries wolf to get sympathy views?
http://www.advocate.com/crime/2016/6/28/weho-sheriff-says-gay-youtuber-faked-hate-crime
>>79184225
Man, this happens so often it's retarded. The left makes shit up so much so they can then say bigotry exists. This black bitch in Mississippi doused herself in gasoline and lit herself on fire so she could say white dudes did it. All these bitches lying about being raped. Ahmed the clock boy becoming rich because he set himself up for controversy. Hillary lying about being shot at by snipers. Wonder when the left will realize they are the bad guys.
>>79184666
I'm afraid Satan speaks the truth.
>>79184817
There is a whole website dedicated to these idiots.
http://www.fakehatecrimes.org/
It's time for a YLYL thread.
I wanted to post a picture of your women burger, but the file was too large
>>79335370
First for MC Farage rekkin the EU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bajnt0iWvqs
Napoleon wants to create a unified European project of peace and prosperity which could be the world power forever. ... but no Brits, have to oppose Napoleon and ally with the dictatorship in Russia and the dictatorship in Prussia and Austria to subdue the free people of France.
First World War - France and Russia declare war on Germany, Germany starts a preemptive war strategy, nearly overwhelms France... but no, Brits send an expeditionary army to help the fucking French and then convince big brother America to help in 1917 and 1918 to achieve a stalemate... only to set up the second world war with the Treaty of Versailles.
Second world war, Germany tries to unify Europe against the communist nemesis in the East. Could nearly win against Soviets... but no, Brits have to ask American big brother again for supplies and start bombing Germany.
Germany rebuilds and then tries to unify Europe again to make it strong, but Brits banter all the time and finally try to fuck Germany again by exiting the EU telling everyone "we are stronk empire, not European".
WTF? Don't Brits know who won the 2014 soccer championship, who is export world champion, who controls Greece, Italy, Spain and Eastern Europe, ... who do Brits think Putin calls or Obama calls if there is a world problem? Yes, Merkel first... Cameron second.
CRASHING THIS UNION
>>79184125
Bla bla bla, who are we really fucking it up for though? Really? Us? Nope, not us, not us at all.
>>79184125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
What does /pol/ think of third party candidate Gary Johnson?
Open borders shill.
>>79183920
Vote thief
>>79183920
cuckkike
Once and for all , why you do not like blacks and Arabs?
(Knowing that the races do not exist in the French constitution since almost 3 years)
Because they're cry babies with self esteem issues about their skin. Any criticism you make of their destructive ideologies will be instantly seen as a remark about their skin colour.
Much like how talking about food around a fat person will make them think you're talking about them being fat.
Why would you want your country to turn into Detroit, Saudi Arabia or worse, South Africa?
> destructive ideologies
Yeah, because South Africa is SO MUCH better now
I'm joining the Canadian armed forces soon(30 days) as a Communicator researcher. I have no family or friends in the military and have no idea what I'm getting into. Any advice? Wat do military anons?
>>79183712
LOL good luck the government don't treat veterans well unlike in America. They don't give them compensation after serving and dying for the country.
>>79183712
Why throw your life away for the army?
Lots of jobs pay shit, if you want discipline just start lifting, at least then you won't have to be stationed in Bumfuck Nowhere Ontario and waste years of your life.
>>79183712
Been in the army for 3 years in the combat arms. It's fun and you will make friends quick it's forced onto you
Men:
>long hair
>deny any approval of liberalism
>take care of themselves
>don't advertise the fact that they do drugs or drink
Women:
>long hair (very important)
>well dressed
>no tattoos
>few insecurities
>don't advertise the fact that they do drugs or drink
I think it's really hard to discern /pol/-minded people since they almost always blend in well with the crowd, but so far I've found all these points to be accurate. Now tell me how autistic I am.
Just kill yourself
>long hair
Why are men with long hair are either bro as fuck or filthy cucks?. There's no middle ground
Tell me about Ben Shapiro. Why does he wear the hat?
Come home Benji. He's lost, anon.
It holds his shekels.
>>79183564
because hes the typical modern orthodox faggot that plagues Los Angeles Jewry
I literally stopped listeing to this overcompensating manlet since he became an anti-trump shill. Hes just doing it to make money, like how he pretended to be an atheist to get straight As in Harvard, fucking cuck.
Have nothing to do with this kike rat.
According to our officials. our 26.4% population is over 65years old.
why the fuck people not support immigration???
>>79183354
because of cancerous English teachers like you
>>79183354
Whats the quickest way of getting into Japan as an english teacher?
>>79183354
Because they don't need immigrants.
What's her name again?
based mom
>>79183317
Cunt
>>79183317
Satan Clinton
IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS BUT IT'S TIME TO FINALLY GET COMFY
anime
First for Portillo
nhs
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