HOW DO I GET A JOB IN AUSTRALIA I DON'T WANT TO RISK GOING TO UNIVERSITY TO STUDY IT OR TEACHING AND GET OUT OF IT BEING IN DEBT AND STILL NOT GETTING A JOB I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY PATHETIC LIFE!!
Get the abbos to pay you for importing gas(petrol) from other nations
Join the defence force brah.
>>79244011
>waahh i dont want to acquire the skills that will make me a valuable employee
Get off your ass and acquire some skills. Everybody has to do it. If you dont want to go to college, start looking around at different trades and begin asking what it will take to get an apprenticeship. If you dont do either of the above, you will be flipping burgers until you graduate to being a poorly-paid shift manager at a restaurant, then retiring with nothing.
Real talk.
Why do all the old people in my town seem to have a nervous look on their faces when I walk around near them?
>>79243908
Are you a dark skinned individual?
>>79243908
You're most likely a nigger.
>>79243908
You probably smell like shit you autistic leaf
Be realisitic here faggots, how much did Joos did Hitler really kill?
I'm thinking the 1 million mark or not even, anyways dump le redpill maymay
0 faggot
bampo
What? This is a joke, right? What kind of fucking website is this?
Haven't you ever read a fucking history book? It's a historical consensus that 6 million died. Denying this fact is like denying gravity.
Why is American politics so retarded?
>>79243566
Why are you still here, Bremain cuck?
Not enough of your friends get beheaded?
Good thing your countrymen aren't as retarded as you are.
>>79243756
Who said I was bremain?
>>79243824
>Defending goat fucking mudslimes
>Not Bremain.
At least try.
Do you believe in world peace, /pol/?
look at nature to answer your question
>>79243493
I just don't know anymore leafbro.
I believe in Christ; I believe in peace. Abstinence from the temptations of this world are the only ways to avoid its wars and games.
>we hate niggers, we hate jews, we hate faggots, and we hate spics
if this is not you then FUCKING LEAVE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uILCZARnzkE
>>79243213
/pol/ in a nutshell
>>79243213
I would love to torture that man to death over days and days and days. When I can't sleep at night I dream about mutilating and raping and murdering white nationalists and their families. So soothing.
>>79244858
that's a supremacist dumbass. Know the difference.
Non Whites of /pol/, would you date/be in a relationship with a skinhead qt girl if she showed interest in you?
Keep in mind she'd be the dom in this relationship and you also gotta sneak around her red laced /pol/fag friends
Is there really no non-white /pol/fags?
>>79243184
>dom
Nope, dropped.
>>79243184
Oh, definitely.
Wait, non-whites?
I think the only non-whites around here are Indians and Asians.
Why the fuck is this book not taught in school? A CENTURY passes and it's like he wrote this yesterday.
>Where two distinct species are located side by side history and biology teach that but one of two
things can happen; either one race drives the other out, as the Americans exterminated the
Indians, or as the negroes are now replacing the whites in various parts of the South; or else
they amalgamate and form a population of race bastards in which the lower type ultimately
preponderates. This is a disagreeable alternative with which to confront sentimentalists, but
nature is only concerned with results and neither makes nor takes excuses. The chief failing of
the day with some of our well meaning philanthropists is their absolute refusal to face inevitable
facts, if such facts appear cruel.
>>79243085
He uses anthropologic race as an indicator for success, even though that's been proven wrong.
>>79243698
Jews would disagree.
This is what happens when you let a fart out in public, its not only embarrassing for you, but it rapes everyone else's nose.
Has anyone here ever been in an elevator/behind someone in line/or just near someone in an aisle that farts and doesn't say excuse me? We've all been there, we've all dealt with the smell.
Well what if I told you that farting in public is illegal in florida?
Honestly it should be everywhere and I think this isn't brought to the attention enough. You're literally eating shit when you sniff a fart. You're being molested against your will.
Well I say no more, I say we take to twitter with the hashtag, NoMoreFartingInPublic
I also have an idea of how people can prove someone farted in public.
Whats this idea you say? Well basically its a gopro set up around your crouch region that can record heat signatures. So if someone farts in a public place and you call them on it and they say they didn't you can take them to court with proof.
Of course this will have to be done at least one time in court for it to become illegal in other states besides florida.
>but op why do this, why are you being a faggot?
Why not? its funny as fuck and you'll see news stories bout farts. It will show just how low our media will go for a story.
#NoMoreFartingInPublic
Make it trend!
Also when you do make sure you add a story like
>was just in line in walmart behind this woman and smelt a rancid smell, at this point I knew what was happening and I felt like my nose was being raped #NoMoreFartingInPublic
Or I am sure you guys can make up a better story.
Lets do this!
>but anon cute girls farting is cute
No, this will cause fat women to say its ok because "that hot girl can do it why can't I? this law is bullshit, I want to fart in public I can't always get to the restroom."
This is the excuse they will use, No more farting in public, It must go.
>>79242987
>Literally shitposting
Bro, are you from Victoria and visiting Washington or something?
Wut
>>79242987
My stepfather died after trying to hold in a fart during a meeting. His colon split open and gave him sepsis.
>be 20 y.o.
>fell for the STEM college meme
>tfw still living with parents
I know I'm a leech but is it really that bad to be living with parents at 20? I feel like such a fucking w a s t e sometimes because I can't fully support myself. What's your opinion on when to move out?
when is the time you edglords would force all children out of their parents' homes?
>>79242946
>What's your opinion on when to move out?
Whenever you feel like it, maybe never. Who the fuck cares.
What's more degenerate? Families living together, or a fuckton of single households, each with its own tv, and own fridge, and own everything.
>>79242946
>I know I'm a leech
kek. the memes are strong.
>don't fall for the memes
>tfw 28 still with parents house
It's totally ok though since I'm earning cash to buy a house. I'm not paying thag shit with a mortgage just to get jewed for the rest of my life.
>>79242946
I'm a neet. Never worked. Never moving out
Verbal cues that someone is retarded. I'll start:
>"At the end of the day ..."
>>79242897
>"Trump has a chance at winning"
>>79242897
>"Verbal cues that someone is retarded. I'll start:"
>>79243007
Yeah this.. Hillary will win.
What is an easy job to get with no qualifications and minimal people interaction?
Cadaver
>>79242817
Janitor/Landscaping
>>79242817
If you're being serious, consider graveyard shift janitorial/maintenance.
Is it bad that I want to be a crusader /pol/?
>>79242261
Yeah, wanting to be a literal racist is kind of a bad thing in this day and age. Not sorry.
>>79242261
its a rather good thing,see you in the holy wars brother
>>79242354
Crusaders were literally soldiers of God you filthy nigger, don't insult them.
>universal healthcare is a good thing
>slavs are generally unpleasant as immigrants
>the enlightenment was the greatest fedora tipping of all time
>atheist/agnostic conservatism generally leads to a very cruel or draconian society more then christian conservatism would
>anarcho-capitalists are worse then SJWs
>jews are generally left wing because they lack masculinity in their culture
>the diversity and mixing of European ethnicities in the US is a weakness
God damn are you gay
>>79242135
NOT AN UNPOPULAR OPINION
Racism is a modern, leftist, progressive idea, and it should have no part of the tenements of National Socialism, Fascism, or any ideology that strives to restore the traditional idea.
>All I can say, fundamentally, is the three famous words, which I had to say to my friends (former friends) who disapproved of the coarse I was on, who could not reply anything back
>All I could say with them was:
>sorry, not an argument
Holy shit, that made my sides burst into orbit. Is Stefan fully self-aware?
>>79241878
Woah! did he actually say that? Link me please.
>>79241878
>Is Stefan fully self-aware?
The guy is a genius. Of course he is self-aware, and he only gets more and more self-aware as time goes on. That's sort of what happens when you are smart.
As I've always been saying, dropping your friends is the first step to getting red pilled.
