A genuine Bill Engvall moment happened tonight at Ocean State Job Lot. I brought this stuff up to the counter -- tent stakes, lantern, rope, air mattress (how come these damn things only last one year?), bungee cords, and other necessities. She said the obvious: "You goin' camping?"
"Nope, my office is having a nuclear war preparedness drill and we'll be underground for five days. Here's your sign."
She didn't get it.
mmmm pics like this give me the gimmies. i got everything i need though. not a single justifiable purchase. kinda feelsbadman.
keky joke too btw
>>813586
>Bill Engvall moment
What does that even mean
Who the fuck is Bill Engvall?
What is the point of this thread?
>>813586
Good job being a humorless asshole
Abs who the fuck thinks bill engvall jokes are funny, let alone to reference it in real life. What a sperglord
>>814132
This, op probably thought he was being slick and that he was going to make the chick like him. Cringe and sage.
