This slime
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What is it?
>>801922
Bigfoot jiz.
>>801922
Bigfoot jiz
>>801922
Bigfoot jiz
>>801922
Bigfoot jizz
>>801922
Looks like it's Bigfoot jizz
>>801922
Might be jizz. Bigfoot jizz.
Squatch squirt
Probably some animal's vomit.
>>801922
I KNEW IT!
Probably some animal vomited.
OP here. It's been there for months already and it seems There's too much for na animal to vomit.
>>801922
it looks like a slug died on your plant.
>>802023
If you stand near that spot, can you see into other people's windows? I'd say there's a chance bigfoot has been jacking it to your mum.
>>801922
Slime mold
Jk, its bigfoot jizz
>>801922
I visited /x/ once, and I'm pretty sure that's bigfoot jizz.
Sasquatch spunk
All jokes aside, I've worked in my field for many years and it's most probably just semen from a bigfoot.
taste it - if it has a metallic taste, with subtle caramel and hoppy undertones, it's definitely bigfoot jizz
Biologist here.
OP, does the substance stretch between your fingers? How does it smell?
Also, your location is a huge factor.
I'd say it's bigfoot jizz from the way it looks.
Zoologist here- this is clearly the ejaculate of the species Gigantopithecus blacki
>>801922
Starjelly, probably a slime mold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_jelly
I've seen this before. An old high school pal of mine brought a bunch back from a hike once. He didn't even know it was all over his sleeping bag. Apparently a gigantopithecus ejaculated all over him in his sleep.
>>803415
>Dr. Hikaru Onodaki investigated the phenomenon, studying several samples in his lab at the University of Tokyo. After weeks of examination, he concluded, "It's probably just bigfoot's jizz."
>>801922
Is that Bigfoot jizz?
Its a slime monster, maybe a goo girl
>>801922
Gonna be honest senpai,
>>802023
It's mud and water you cunt. Your mum shoudlve swallowed that bigfoot jizz rather than have your cretinous dumbass self
>>801922
OP have you ever seen Creepshow 2? The Raft episode might be of interest to yoos. Don't touch it whatever you do!
https://youtu.be/3-VdBmrTxDk
Well, You know what they say about men with big feet.
