You are now aware that a pack filled with 30 pounds of peanut butter will keep you alive considerably longer than a pack filled with 30 pounds of gear.
How do you feel?
>>797394
>30 pounds of gear
gonna have to be more specific there, anon.
but yeah, 30 lbs of pb will keep you alive longer than 30 lbs of gaiters
>>797394
Yea but have you ever filled your tent with 30lbs of sleeping bags?
>>797394
Asian here.
I pack 30 lbs of dog.
>thread about peanut butter
>OP uses a picture of a dog
MODS
Depends on the climate and environment, and ability to purify water.
Canada in the winter? You'll die in the elements long before you eat all that peanut butter.
West Virginia in the summer? You'd probably be able to find water, and make a shelter just fine, as long as you could start a fire and find a way to purify the water, or you'd die from diarrhea long before that peanut butter ran out.
>>797438
Yeah you could do it in wv. Coal laying everywhere and streams every mile. This place is pretty gangster, I live here because no black people. Sorry but society is godly with pure whites.
>>797438
>You'll die in the elements long before you eat all that peanut butter.
This
The rule of 3
>>797441
West Virginia gets a bad reputation at times, but I don't know why, it's beautiful.
A lot like Maine without the coast. Relatively poor, working class population, but filled with pretty nice people, and awesome wilderness. I grew up in rural Pennsylvania, a lot like WV.
>>797449
Unless you can make a shelter from all the empty jars, you're screwed.
>>797474
Probably mountain dew, Copenhagen and none of the girls here have teeth. Like fucking none of them.
>>797394
Isolated yes but in a large city that amount of heroin could make you millions
>>797441
West virginia is the leaat happy state in the country. Your society is shit and so is your polluted to death state.
>>797394
>living off of peanut butter
Enjoy your ketone toxicity moran
>>797418
Dog here.
I pack 30 lbs of Asian.
>>797441
What part of WV you from?
>>797641
No.
>>797620
That's because the women have no teeth.
At least there are no black people. That is literally all that society feeds on here. No crime in this town because no black people.
I can scroll back months to find the last dispatch.
We don't even have cops on duty on Sunday. Just a bunch of fat, stupid white people. The intelligence they display makes me cry inside. Absolutely the dumbest state.
>>797394
if you carry 30lbs of peanut butter is stupid, 30lbs of ricecripsys is lighter and packs more calories for weight/calorie density. dumbfuck
>>797653
>30 lbs is lighter than 30 pounds
Wait I know this thread.
>>797654
shhhhhhhhhhh don't give it away, let the newfags figure it out on their own.
>>797394
Good luck carrying 30lbs of peanut butter, that shit is dense as fuck. I'd rather carry 30 lbs of gear. Peanut is heavy as fuck, you'd waste too much energy carrying that heavy shit about 30lb of gear would feel lighter.
A little bit hungover
A little groggy
And tired of memes and shitposting
>>797441
Sorry to be the one to tell you, but Appalachian Scots-Irish aren't real whites, they're just white blacks.
>>797394
>sure do wish I had some peanut butter about now...
Just spread a thick layer of peanut butter on your body it'll insulate against the elements. Do you think polar bears need a tent or sleeping bag?
>>797659
>>797741
We talkin smooth or crunchy?
>>797796
Are you a fuckin retard or something? Obviously smooth. Just go try rubbing crunchy all over yourself, I did once, worse mistake of my life.
>>797569
kek
What would happen if you ran into a hiker carrying 30lbs of chocolate?
>>798037
Probably nothing. I don't go into the wilderness to make friends.
>>798037
Same thing that happens when I run into a hiker that isn't carrying 30lbs of chocolate only this time I'd have chocolate for after the rape.
>>798051
Wew lad
>>798037
>excuse me sir, your bag seems to be bleeding
>>797394
Jokes on you I have a fatal nut allergy. It would just kill me faster than a pack of gear and no food.
Not if every water source around you is lousy with giardia.
>>797434
I don't get it.
>>798767
Dog eats the peanut butter on his cunt
>>797649
>That's because the women have no teeth.
Ever heard of a gummer?
>>797394
Won't a pack full of peanut butter attract bears and wolves looking for a tasty treat? I don't think you've thought this all the way through...
>>798909
That's why I never bring food backpacking, and always carry a few guns
>>797639
Asians are like half men.... like they are a lesser race of people almost capable of rational thought, but missing that divine spark..... also, chinks never camp. They don't give a fuck about nature... they cant, to think transcendental thoughts would be too much for them....
Is this the same faggot that thinks he can walk the AT with just some peanut butter and figures he barter with it?
>>797394
You are now aware 30 pounds of water will keep you alive considerably longer than a pack filled with 30 pounds of peanut butter
>>799386
What do you eat?
>>799474
You are now aware that 30 pounds of whisky will keep you alive considerably longer than a pack filled with 30 pounds of water
>>799760
no it wouldn't
>>797659
Nice bait, almost got me
