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Let's say you're stranded without tools far from civilization,
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Let's say you're stranded without tools far from civilization, how would you cut your hair?
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I have long hair and I generally don't cut it. Its terminal length is not ridiculous so it doesn't really get too unmanageable as long as I tie it up. But I understand that long hair is not super practical. I just like it. But I suppose you could knap some flint to be sharp enough to shear yer locks.

Inb4 dirty hippie
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My hair is leaving me on its own, thank you.
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Head or pubes?
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I've got a buzz cut, it'll be fine for a few months or so
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this guy uses fire

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539704/The-worlds-ineligible-bachelor-Iranian-wash-60-years-smokes-animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html
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>>793720
>dailymail
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knoife
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>>793696
Fire
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>>793696

Small shot of finding obsidian and chipping it down to a blade edge.
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>>793720
>animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html
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Without tools... Well, let's just say that your hair really won't have time to grow to any significant length.
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If my hairs grown to the point that its become a problem, and I still haven't made some basic stone age tools, then I should probably just consider suicide.
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>>793696
Why would I cut my hair?
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>>793696
the_grudge.jpg
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>>793708
Samesies

>>793717
Kek
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>>793776

This.

How has your hair become a problem, but you haven't yet broken a random rock and made a sharpish edge? Retarded fucking thread bro
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>>793696
fuck your hair what about your finger and toe nails?
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>>794114
I chew mine down, works pretty well
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>>793696
Tie it up or let it grow then whip it to the back
>>794114
Gnaw them off
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with fire
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>>794114
A more primitive method than gnawing on them and a way to ensure you're not eating dirt or grime is to find a flat rock and sand them down I've done it in the midst of civilization and out in nature relaxing process.
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>>794114
Could grind them against a rock

Also if I was far from the judging eye of civilization I wouldn't much see a need for hair cutting
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>>793696
I dunno, find a sharp rock?
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>>794140
If I could chew my toenails off I could suck my own dick and the NOTHING would ever get done!
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>>794140
>>794145
this will ruin your teeth over time.
>>794114
once they're at a decent length you use the nail on the thumb of one hand to work in at the edge of any of the nails on the other hand or your feet and slowly work your way across until a thin strip has been worked off the top.
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Braid the shit to manage it and tie it back, if I was stranded far from civilisation I'd want something to keep my head warm. Hair is functional.
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>>793696
Sharp stone or a piece of glass, it will look shitty but who cares about that in your scenario.
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>>793696
Unless you're in a desert, just don't cut it, as if you're in a cool/temperate climate you'll want the extra hair for additional warmth. Same thing with facial/arm/leg/etc. hair.
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>>793769
>Small shot of finding obsidian and chipping it down to a blade edge.

not where i live
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>>795664
I do this and have probably used nail clippers less than a dozen times in over a decade.
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>>793718
Answer me!! Can I shave my pubes and go /out/?

> reeeeeeeeee!
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I stopped trimming my pubes ~4years ago.

Now they get trimmed by my zipper.

I like to yank out a nice long one and leave it on reasturant tables as I leave

I figure they average about 3-4 inches, depending on curliness.

I woulfd just chew off my head hair.

Pubes are a none issue.
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I have greasy as fuck hair. Have to shower every day or it goes from curly and soft to plastering itself to my scalp.
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>>796039
Dear god. Why would you eat to cut it in the desert? Imagine the sun beating down onto you unmolested.
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>>796296>
> gave up trimming
> i like 70s porn

Daily reminder that '70's porn models are now your Grandmothers!
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>>793769
umm doesn't need to be obsidian, ever heard of flint knapping?
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>>796404
> not sharpening a shell on coral

Landlubbers.
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>>793717
tfw mine is too
I envy the dead.
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>>793696
rocks
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