My mom and her fiance went out boating like an hour ago and a half an hour ago we just had the biggest wind/thunderstorm I have ever seen in tennessee. I havent been here that long but it was crazy, glass shattered outside, shits broken everywhere, screen doors flew off and they are out on the river somewhere. I am so nervous for her, because it was 101 degrees F today and I told her not to go out because its to fucking hot, but the storm that came was incredible. And now she isnt answering her phone. Could she have gotten blown off the boat and drowned?
>>792876
what is the race of the fiance?
>>792876
I love the what if game!
what if she got blown out of the boat?
what if a leprechaun came down a rainbow and gave her a good rogering?
what if she and her fiancé and another couple were having hot group sex in the middle of the thunderstorm and had a group climax just as a gigantic bolt of lighting fried them all?
>>792878
Both white in their 60's. He is a fucking prick but im worried sick about my mom
>>792876
and you're here, posting on 4chan, instead of doing something about it?
>>792876
Nice blog man.
>>792876
Pretty sure her Fiance was the only one "blown off" on the boat
>>792894
(captcha was boats!)
>>792876
>t. a NEET
I'm sure your mommy is fine faggot. She'll be home in no time preparing your chicken tendies.
>>792931
all that projection
>>792949
are you suggesting that anon here >>792931 is the one eating tendies?
>>792954
He doesnt have parents so he insults OP who does. Typical behavior from someone who lurks 4chan often.
>>792876
Do you know what kind of boat and where they were supposed to be at what time? Do you know if either has boating experience and experience with using the radio?
>>792876
What happened to OP's mom?! Did she ever come home safe and sound and get OP's tendies ready for dinner?
>>793105
nah, she preferred spread her legs before her new provider.
>>793105
She died. Thanks.
>>793125
Are there at least some tendies in the freezer? Does your new dad know how to cook them?
>>793105
>>793125
>>793158
Relax anons I have tendies for everyone!
>>793002
>using the radio
As though anyone on fresh water outside of the great lakes actually monitors those frequencies....
>>792876
What the fuck part of Tennessee do you live in I live here and its not been close to that heat or storms that size
