>five hours ago on a nice vantage point at the beach
>just enjoying the beauty that is life while eating the ham and cheese sandwich I had made at home
>decide to skip some stones as I'm right near the water and actually pre good
>get fourteen skips on second try
>people start to watch
>get nervous as they continue to watch
>throw another
>wasn't a stone
I threw my half eaten ham and cheese sandwich in the ocean while people watched
>>772774
So how many skips did you get on the sandwich?
I don't know I sprinted back to my car
>>772774
kek
You did nothing wrong btw. Consider it your skipping show grand finale. Next time pass a hat around.
>>772779
kek
>>772774
what kind of cheese!?
>>772774
Y-you too
Lol i know the feel though. I used to be an epic stone skipper. My record is 21. But yea you get a great skip and people start caring but skipping is so much luck.
Also what beach was flat enough to skip? I only skipped rivers mainly.
>>772796
murrican cheese!
well OP it's a good thing you weren't peeling an orange isntead, someone might have called the cops and you'd be using your one-internet-post from jail to tell us what happened
Thanks for the keks anon.
>>772811
I bet this is not to far away in the future from happening. Though the jails would have to make money off it somehow. Maybe a collect post?
