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Would you?
You can't own land in Russia as a foreigner so no I would not. If they really gave me the land and a job then maybe I would since I'm a neet and I have a huge crush on slavic woman, so why not.
>>758890
One Kamchatka pls
Not only you have to move in Russia which is a shithole already, but they are offering land in shitty regions and in this case double negative is not a good thing. So no, i wouldnt
As long as I don't have to settle there or repatriate sure why not. Build log fort in Amur, rove out into mongolia and tibet, sounds good to me.
>>758890
Very close to Japan! Yes yes yes!
>>758900
You said Russia is shitty twice but failed to address the UK.
Which country do you want your family to be in when the war begins?
>>758911
Weeb detected
>>758890
where do I apply
As a disillusioned BritBong, I would if I did not except China to conquer much of Siberia in the near future.
>>758911
Being a frontiersman in the far East, building settlements and make history. Making AMURica great again.
Is this real?
I'm one of the disillusioned Brits they keep going on about
>>758894
After five years you are given the land and Russian citizenship. You can simply sell the land, if you like, but I'd imagine no one would buy it.
>>758922
I'd imagine Russian embassies would handle it or point you in the right direction.
>>758931
Looks real and may not simply apply to Brits. It sounds like they are targeting Brits but maybe anyone who is white and has some skills and money could do it.
They'll only give out 1ha per person (but that counts 1ha per person in a family, so a family of four can get up to 4ha).
Would be pretty cool if you could get a few hundred hectares and start ranching horses or something
>>758945
>and has some skills and money
I'm out
is Siberia really like this bros?
People say the land is shitty but HOW SHITTY, exactly?
I just feel like property in the middle of fucking nowhere would be very cheap and while it's cool that it's free. I feel like you could in theory buy it for like U$S 15.
>>758954
it's better, but can you handle masterrace women, anon?
>>758959
>>758959
magadan oblast
There are lots of places like that. The catch is that you have to build something, remodel something, turn something into an industry, etc. It is never simply, "come here for x amount of time and it is urs free!" They always get something out of it that really has nothing to do with you being there after the time limit..
>>758966
Yeah but that is a given, isn't it? You're not just going to dig three blocks down into the dirt, place one block above you and stand there for five years.
You're going to have to build a house.
>>758896
Kamchatka is the key to taking Asia.
>>758968
It is more like, there's no road, no utilities, and you have to pay to have all that stuff installed across 50-100 miles of nothing.
I will take Kamchatka, пoжaлyйcтa
>>758961
The thing is there are none there unless one will come with you.
Khabar to Tokyo is about two and a half hours by plane. About 448 Euro for a return ticket.
>>759047
Why am I not surprised that someone who writes desu doesn't know what's the deal with Japan.
>>759235
>newfag doesnt know about wordfilters
baka desu senpai
>>759047
What are you even talking about? They're a pack of brutish drunken savages who routinely massacre their neighbors and steal their land.
>>758923
Put all of your money into gold. When China conquers that area, sell the gold for whatever the Chinese currency is worth and live like a king! Or maybe trade the gold in for Euros or USD's. Either way I wouldn't want my money in Chinese banks. The day you want to make a big purchase, sell gold for currency to make the purchase.
>>758931
>tfw only 300 spots
I'm sure they're full already. There are millions of Brits tired of getting cuckolded by sand people.
>>758890
Sounds good, finally a new colonization effort for whites. I always wanted to be a frontiersman.
How can we apply?
>>758961
Don't people in that area of Russia look much more Asian?
>>759250
Hnnng!!!
>>758918
I don't like UK either. It's a cuckistan
>>758918
Where the hell does that dickhead think the refugees are gonna go in London? Even in the east end the property prices are getting fucking stupid even for rentals.
MFW They'll get free housing when the young middle class will struggle to rent a room in a sharehouse in the outer suburbs
>>758923
What the hell would the Chinese want with
>Strip mining to the horizon
oh
>>758927
>That's my mum you're wearing u cheeky cunt i'll fookin smash you
>>759241
I'm still trying to figure out what version of writing "4chan" triggers the filter to turn it into shit like "A Malaysian knitting forum"
>>759250
There aren't any people in that area of Russia.
>>758992
we're not playing risk here...
>>759518
That's not a filter. That's just people memeing out, inventing "synonyms" for "Japanese anime board".
>>760156
The original is Chinese cartoon forum.
>>758890
>mfw dual Russian and Australian citizenship
going to move back back in a few years, family lives relativity close to Siberia and we have our own dacha (farm)
>>760179
forgot to add, once i finish Uni and hopefully become a Lawyer and make some dosh going to buy even more land (since it's fucking dirt cheap in some areas, only a thousand or so aud) and just build on it.
>>758992
I must unite the Germanic Peoples under one flag first
>>758890
I would, but fucking Russia man... it's cold as fucking fuck. I'm from a place with temperate climate and alot of sub-tropical influence on winds and rainfall, i don't think i can cope with -35° celsius for 9 months, then enjoy a "toasty" 4-5° summer.
>>758890
Damn straight, I'd shit down the throats of their mongol bitches like I shit in our rivers. Amen.
>>760179
Back to the USSR? You don't know how lucky you are, boy.
>>760672
wow all of those things are so much worse than invading 3 or 4 relatively stable muslim countries and radicalizing however many of them to no end
this post screams >i get my political information through the grapevine on facebook
>>759248
post email
>>760984
i mean i'm not a russian consulate or anything but i figure we should at least get like minds together
>>758931
>>758922
see above linked post
>>758927
>>758950
>>758945
>>758959
>>758963
>>758964
also potentially all you lads. if your interests are piqued you can also post email or see above email. y-you know, if you want to
>>760990
>See above email
what fucking email? You didn't post it
>>761164
wewlad, what a bad first impression
[email protected]
name is a throwaway meme, not a honeypot or anything
>>759873
We are always playing the game of risk.
>>758890
You'd probly have to be able to live like these guys
>>761326
So true
>>758894
>a huge crush on slavic woman
Ew, good luck.
I don't speak Russian and I'm from the tropics so I would probably die of hypothermia. It never even gets below freezing here.
>>761672
what's wrong?
>>758890
I'm pretty sure that's the area they tried to pawn off on the Jews after WW2.
>>759031
>Because Russia is a xenophobic authoritarian kleptocracy and an economic disaster
as opposed to western governments, which are oikophobic authoritarian kleptocracies
I like my country and my history but I hate being treated like a subhuman because I'm white in a white country.
>>761841
kek 4chan.org
>Mixing your genes with russian women and creating the new " " white " " civilization in a place so frozen that mudslimes wouldnt even think to invade
Oh fuck yes, thank you putin. Thank you so much.
How do they think random fat brits are gonna make a living in the middle of nowhere?
>>762032
>make a living
Assuming you are going to be stuck in a frozen tundra with no neighbors or society, I dont think money will have any use to you.
>>758890
Good luck with the scurvy bud.
>>762050
Putang is specifically inviting Limeys though. If they can't ward-off scurvy then we as a species are lost
>>762050
Meat has plenty of vitamin C if you don't cook it to death.
I'm curious about the wildlife there. Do they have caribou? Hare?
>>762401
Where in the fucking northern hemisphere is there no hare?
>>762410
I'm from the tropics, man. I've never even seen a hare.
>>758894
>I have a huge crush on slavic woman,
wanting to provide for a girl
>>758927
>make history.
fantasy of the true impotent beta cuck
>>762056
>specifically inviting Limeys though.
what about burgerfats? did he invite any burgerfats?
2.5 acres for free? What's the catch? Build a home? Start a business?
How is the land? Is it fertile? What's the growing season like?
What's the cost of livestock in that part of Russia? Would it be relatively easy to get sheep? Goats? Cows? Chickens?
How does Russia feel about owning blacks?
>>762488
lolno
>>761672
They're only the most beautiful women on Earth. Infinitely better than the ugly ass japs the weaboo faggots obsess over.
>>762514
you are given that land to 'develop', which basically means if you can live there for 5 years straight you win, it's developed
the land is likely forested, and definitely has precipitation which is a lot better than i can do here in the desert
i doubt small livestock is very expensive since others probably have it as well and wouldnt mind selling a few for relatively nothing
they need habitants there; while the locals probably are racist they wouldnt care too much so long as you arent a useless waste, which would be an impossible way to live in such an infrastructureless region
are you interested?
>>762514
Owning blacks is bad because it fill up the country with niggers.
>>762514
The catch is it's a swamp on top of permafrost. You can't grow anything there. Maybe breed livestock but idk. Russians have been trying to settle this land for over a century with little success.
>>762830
Also there is 0 infrastructure, it gets flooded in spring, selling animals is not viable because
- no roads
- huge distances
- very low pop density
You will be on your own. It's prolly possible to survive.
>>762658
>>762830
>>762836
I dont mind the lack of infrastructure but if I can't grow anything and livestock isn't viable fuck that.
How do people live there now though? If there is no infrastructure but you also cannot grow fruits or vegetables and raising livestock is too difficult how do they get food? I really doubt there's a grocery store
>>762830
not even all of siberia is arctic circle, and it's not just siberia. kamchatka is probably the worst offender and it has a city on it. there's land of much better quality than places like south dakota for example taking into account resources and climate. plus its on a coast
>>762658
why is this thread still alive?
its just propaganda, the US has had literally the same deal for like 100 years, and none of that free land is Siberia tier.
though its mostly in Kansas and Nebraska, which are still shitty.
>>762865
yeah, the US land is in mojave tier. even if it's relatively cheap, you still have to pay housing codes and taxes on your useless land
>>758890
>siberia
Fuck that noise. I grew up in a village in bumfuck nowhere Alaska. There's a reason I hightailed it to the continental US as soon as I had the money.
>>762865
Except those deals are awful.
It's 0.3 acres or less, you have to put down a deposit that only gets refunded once you build the house, and the house has to be 1,400+ sqft with an attached 2 car garage and it can't be a modular home
Fuck that noise
>>762515
that bullshit. what if bugerlanders want live the wild challenge of homsteading and living off the land? not fair to leave us out.
>>763088
Just remember everything Puntang's Kremlin does is for political gain, which for Puntang's Russia means undermining the West (EU, NATO, etc) in any number of clever, subversive, or overt ways on any number of fronts.
>>758911
So when Japan reconquers it, you'll be a legal owner of land and grandfathered into Japanese citizenship.
That, or you'll be enslaved as a comfort boi. Win-win.
>>762021
And having a larger white population in a region that, while titularly Russian, is ethnically Asian. And having them there in a hurry because they're about to have a refugee crisis like you wouldn't believe from Best Korea and need disposable Europeans as a buffer. China's been sending their nationals as settlers into Siberia for years as a bloodless way to conquer the place by establishing "facts on the ground".
OTOH, if you can survive the tide of refugee Koreans, you'll get a yourself a hot Korean wife who will do anything for you. Greeks and North Koreans will be the same kind of hookers, porn stars, and mail-order brides that Russians and other eastern European girls were in the 90s.
>>761841
Mongolian Jam appreciation board
did it work?
>>762849
>how do people live there
They don't.
>>762859
The soil is poor everywhere there, and I think it is mostly permafrost @ 2m depth or something all the way to the southern border. Could be wrong, can't be bothered to look it up.
I personally would have loved this shit, breeding fur animals or whatever, but the reality is, even if you do grow something, you can't transport it anywhere for cheap, unless you live on the shore, maybe you could export food (game maybe?) or furs to Japan or China? That would be cool.
It's also entirely possible that the only real problem with Siberia is Russian corruption.
Dear Pudin,
Please gib lands.
ok thanks. bye
XD
>>761672
Too bad the places Putin wants to give to immigrants aren't populated by Slavs, then.
>>763088
Thing is, he also wants servile, compliant cucks who will tolerate being ruled by a remote, totalitarian tyrant and having absolutely no rights.
Americans are a little bit too unruly for shit like that. We tend to like things like free speech, voting, owning property, and having some semblance of a fair shot when we go to court. That shit doesn't fly in Putinistan.
>>763088
>Mericunts miss out on shit sandwhich
>IT'S NOT FAIR
Americans in a nutshell
>>758959
The problem with the land if it resemples the land here in Finland is that crops are hard to grow and it's a massive job to make a field in a swampy land.
>>765097
is it less swampy at higher elevations
>Come home white man
The qts await to save them from this degeneracy
https://youtu.be/kaLVKzgVC9A
god this russian slav paradise meme is autitism
Russia is HUGE and the land and people who live there are all very diverse. The closest people you would be would speak a completly differnt language than russian most likely. They will be mongolian speaking natives that will be of no help to you
You guys think your gonna be buddys with slavs who are grumpy xenophobic russians that will most likely harrass/ beat you because your immigrant.
Most of russia has extremely brutal winters so you will need at least 2 years of prep time before you offically move to the middle of siberia.
But on a postive note Siberia is basicly canada
and there will be no one for miles.
Its way more prerable to live there as an immigrant than live in a small russin citys full of
heroin addicts,drunks, HIV, disease, xenophobic violent gangs ect
>>763094
>undermining the West (EU, NATO, etc) in any number of clever, subversive, or overt ways on any number of fronts.
This could easily be said about what "The West" (Murrika, UK) has done to the entire rest of the world for oh, i dont know,... the last hundred fucking years.
Noit saying Russia/russian govt is utopian far from it we know that. But stop holding up "the West" (NATO, EU, IMF) as if they are some puritan white knight. They use propaganda, subversion, usurpation, every and any other means to forward their own agendas at the damage and expense of innocent populations worldwide
>>766225
DING DING DING
Tru fakts
Now go back to /pol
>>766093
it is acknowledged that you go with a group
>russia is very diverse!
>oh but also russia is xenophobic
>>766260
>>766225
>>767033
How many rubles do you get for posting? Do you get like a fast pass in the bread line?
>>764310
4chan.org
>>767033
>>758890
Hopefully he'll extend that offer to Americans if Hillary gets into office. Maybe I should start learning to write in moon runes now.
