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where do you defecate while inna woods?
rivers? into a hole? from a cliff? in the middle of the trail?
share your poop stories and techniques
indians very welcome
Like nature intended
in geocaches
>>758003
Normally i try to find a geocache. Barring that i look for the most pristine stream i can find. There is nothing like fresh pure spring water on your asshole.
>>758004
forgot pic
Don't shit in rivers, it's degenerate. Catholes are the way to do it. Bring a small trowel or spade, your "shit-shovel" if you will. When it's time to go dig a small hole just big enough to shit in and bury your excrement/biodegradable butthole wiper.
>>758057
Haha fuck /pol/! I've just been using the word a bunch lately
>>758057
Also, it is a degenerate act
>>758043
I'm not sure what the joke of this image is supposed to be
>>758003
I used to shit into a shelter some kid built.
He sawed down 7 young healthy trees. And let plastic lie around everywhere.
I always deposit muh knobbliest of knobbly doo-doo lawgs right in the middle of the trail. No TP bloom as I carry Fiber One brownies instead of TP
>>758003
Don't shit in the fucking river dude. Especially not on trails like the AT. That's just nasty and disrespectful.
I tend to either shit in a bivy along the trail, or offwoods just sit-squatting against a tree. works fine, not for the weak legged.
>>758236
Naw, son, practice those isometric wall squats;)
A Better Way: clip a piece of lightweight webbing around a tree, step inside of the webbing loop (facing the tree), position the webbing under your arms, hug the tree with the inside of your knees. You'll be shitting happily for hours...
>>758236
>Don't shit in the fucking river dude
stop me if you can
>>758273
cunts like you don't have the balls to shit in rivers along populated trails where it really matters anyway, die river shitter!!!
>>758083
He's eating shit out of a geocache
Don't pretend that you've never done it
>>758261
I like the cut of your jib.
Into a Ziploc bag. Pack it in, push it out, carry it home.
>>758055
how do you clean your bottom if there is no water around?
>>758426
if you squat you don't have necessarily to clean it because buttcheeks distantiate enough from each other to not get dirty
you can also us your hands to spread them to be 100% sure
>>758003
>meyer
If anyone is going to make money on a book about how to take a shit of course it's going to be a kike
>>758003
Lean against base of tree. Wet wipes in a ziplock.
Pooping is awesome. Everyone should try it.
>>758434
>book about how to take a shit
Womans need books to learn things. To them pooping in the woods is unatural. Probably recommends some touchy-feely book to read whilst shitting.
>>758497
>sexist bastard
realist
>>758414
This is similar to my technique but I empty the bag into rivers, that way the fish are kept well fed and I don't have a stinky bag.
As for the literal poopy bag I drop that in the river, it cleans it and would be hand for someone downsream to carry water should they be in an emergency situation.
This technique works well and means you aren't wasting space in your pack. Me and a friend did it for 10 days along the AT
usually I take a shit over unleashed dogs
>>758493
Well if a woman wrote it you can guarantee that absolutely nothing in the book has anything to do with the title. It's like listening to that fat blonde bitch telling a joke; by the end of it you know what clothes she was wearing, what colour her girlfriend's fingernails are and how hot it was that day but you're still trying to find the punchline.
>she needs trail markers to identify where the joke is
>>758514
thanks friend, i rely on river ziplocs to safely defecate in the bush myself. naturally i thus strengthen the biome by emptying the bag into the river and pay it forward by releasing the ziploc into the river to be re-used by another equally moral individual. we all must play our part
>>758084
you sir are a great american.
>>758585
nice to see another sc/out/ who gets it
>>758568
I bet her body needs trailmarkers too, i got lost in the bush once.
I only shit in two places while /out/
Geocaches and Rivers.
>>758003
What kind of dumbass carries shit in their pack?
>>758003
On the side of a trail next to a rock or tree
>>758004
Kek'd so hard at this
>found a geocache entirely by surprise (didnt know it was a geocache, thought it was some guys drug money or someshit)
>felt pretty proud about it
>open it up, excited.
>Its full of completely stupid shit like girls happy meal toys, junk from dollar store or worse.
No wonder you guys hate geocaches.
>>758003
I poop in a bag, preferably yellow for maximum visibility, then take it and tie it up, then huck it up in a tree over the trail.
>>759870
Right, just like everybody poops. It's a jew-shill.
>>758003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1uE6a_r7Q4
i eat lots and lots of seeds and grains so that i can constipate myself until i get home.
>>760038
>seeds and grains
but i thought all the fibre and roughage helpt the poohs move through you faster?
>>758426
>doesn't bring his gimp with him on the trail to carry his stuff and lick his butthole
>>758568
>Well if a woman wrote it you can guarantee that absolutely nothing in the book has anything to do with the title.
Sheee-it, women can retain a huge quantity of feces due to their differing anatomy, resulting in some monstrous dooks. Besides, there's a very good chance that you flirted with your own mother's knobbly doo-doo logs when you were birthed... ask her;)
>>758003
>shit in a paper bag
>tie top with 3lb test fishing line
>tie shitleader to main line of fishing rod
>cast in general direction of a busy trail
>drop bail mid-cast
>leader snaps and a healthy serving of assfudge catapults towards trail as you remain motionless and listen for screams
>>759870
Right, like hipsters do things "ironically"
>You're just doing the thing
>>760029
Holy fuck this guy is hilarious
I'm gonna make a fake account just so I can apply for Jim's Shitting Course
>>758433
Your sphincter will still have shit caked onto it, And since I'm autistic about anal hygene I don't stop wiping until the only doscoloration in the paper is from blood.
I fucking mean it I'll wrap the TP around my finger and get up IN my ass to make sure ALL of it is gone
>>761088
if you eat the right balance of protein and (soluble) fibre and keep yourself supply hydrated there's no cakage! i have a careful diet and the shits practically leap out of my ass like a wet chipmunk. it's been seriously years since there's been any coloration on the TP for me (barring diarrhea or other buttsickness)
i would think with your apparent vigilance you would have arrived at your silver-bullet diet by now anon.
>>761088
are you me?
>>758273
Have fun gettin e-coli bacteria
>>761300
Lol. Yea. It's him that is going to get ecoli. Have fun with your sawyer mini.
>>761304
My bad, he isn't the one getting the bacteria, but all the other campers around. Even more points for shitting on a public beach shore.
>>761308
No one drinks sea water. I used to shit in the sea weekly when i was beach patrol. sounds like you never were cool enough to be a beach lifeguard. Lol. What are you some kind of faggot dork??
>>761313
600km till nearest seashore from eastern Finland, so nah, but have a wild pepe from my last bike-hike.
>>761318
Why are there so many filthy laplander tainted scandis on 4chan. Begone you mongol menace!!
>>761322
>>758003
>where do you defecate while inna woods?
rivers
Back in high school outdoors club, I had to shit real bad one time. Didn't have enough time to make it to the thunder box. So I ended up shitting ne middle of the tail in the dark. I tried to hide it by putting a rock on top of it.
Later, I noticed I lost my utility knife. I thought I probably dropped it while shitting. I went back and the rock and shit and tp was completely cleaned up.
I told my teacher about the lost knife and he pulled it out from his tent without saying anything about cleaning up my shit. Which made it even more embarrassing because I know he knows I know he knows.
>>763280
i just wonder how hard he was at that moment and how often still he jerks-off to the memory
>>763286
Wut.
I poop on cairns, so that when cairn kickers come around they get shit on their shoe
>>763735
>not just stacking your own shit, building a shit cairn
>>761279
Shit, I've been found out.
I'm going on my first backpacking camping trip memorial day weekend, and it seemed pretty self-evident to me that the best way would be digging a shit hole and covering it when done, and just carrying toilet paper. Other than the obvious memes, is it legitimately not the best way to do it?
>>758585
I never heard of this, but it makes sense. I have wondered who would be so generous and release ziplocks into the streams. Thanks based anons.
>>764261
yeah, it shows that you are on your first backpacking trip
you shit in rivers because you have the water to clean you ass you know....
that's why it is the best way
but I assume you don't have a bidet or refreshing tissues at home... good luck walking for house with shit in your sweaty ass, and sleeping in a shit smelling tent
Whenever possible I take dumps off the edge of cliffs.
>I call them cliff bars
>>758414
>>758514
>>758585
>>764263
I am so unbelievably confused right now. You guys SHIT in bags, and put the bags into a nearby river. I have so many questions, why not just shit directly into the river? Why shit in the river at all? Why not just shit on the ground in the forest? What do you mean 're-used another equally moral individual'? You can't seriously expect someone to pick up your leftover shitbag and use it? Have you all gone fucking mad??
>>764439
It's just a slightly different style, nothing to call home for. Step back, take another look, then you'll see it makes good sense.
>>764278
Ah yes. All those Americans with shitty assholes because they use toilet paper instead of bidets.
>>764787
pappy's first troll on 4chan. limited edition.
>shitting in rivers
Sorry, you must be at least level 10 /out/tist to understand this meme.
>>761313
Human shit degrades in salt water, within like 12 some hours, human shit in fresh water, can fester and last up to 8 days.
there is a serious difference. those who don't get it, are just dumb niggers, or white trash, or mexicans.
>>758414
Although this poster is probably joking, there are some areas you can camp in where you do actually have to shit in bags and carry it out with you.
>>765008
>dumb niggers, or white trash, or mexicans
90% of USA
Can I get a serious answer without memes?
Is hole method best method or is there serious debate?
Yes, a small hole and biodegradeable tp is the way to go while hiking, if you have a camp just make a bigger hole and make some sort of contraption to sit on, lashing a small log between two trees works fine. Place the pit 50-100meters from camp, feces can attract several animals that you may bot wish to have in camp
>>765067
>small hole
My leavings are the size of five stacked Foster's beer cans
>>765067
>biodegradeable tp
Who the hell makes toilet paper that doesn't break down?
>>765079
I think you know what you need to stop doing with black guys then, anon
Guys, don't shit in rivers.
>>765110
Guys, don't shit
>>765059
Its best where the dirt is moist. Scrape a ditch with a stick, place poop, use tp, wah with a bit of soap and water, optionally wash with a bit of water, mix with dirt for faster decomposition, bury.
>>758497
>sexist
>>>tumblr
>>765059
River method is best method.
Not really, it's a meme. If you want to be sure you aren't getting trolled, get your advice elsewhere.
>>765059
cleaning you ass with water is a meme now?
>>758261
I need to go back to the outfitter right now.
>>760186
>women can retain a huge quantity of feces due to their differing anatomy, resulting in some monstrous dooks
Is that true? I find that hard to believe.
>>771295
in my experience they can hold it for 9 months and then drop a 12lb banger
>>771295
so gross
>>765110
stop me if you can
>>758004
>>758003
I shit in small holes.
I have one of those small folding spades that I use as my shit-digger.
Just bring one of these shitty ketchup bottles. When you're ready to drop a deuce, just fill this fucker with water and squirt it at your ass hole once your done. Hell you could shove the tip inside and give yourself and outdoorsman enema if you plan on having gay orgies in the woods as well.
>>758004
ahahahaha. I did this once as well.
>>775939
ahahahaha. I did this once as well.
>>776232
https://youtu.be/byVrloNIcKQ
>>758003
Got a buddy who shits in his empty ziploc bags and packs all his waste out
If we are in a small camp a while I will make a small trench and fill it in as I go, otherwise, did a hole and fill it up
He has had more than one bag open on him, smells great for the rest of the trip
He has to supply the ride if we hike out, no shit covered packs in my car
He won't toss them when we get to the trailhead, he takes it home and squeeze's them into his toilet
Disgusting
>>776258
Classic keks
>>758514
i am so unbelievably triggered right now thank you that was qual bait
>>764261
Yes, this is the correct method.
>>782143
>he doesn't clean his ass with water
>>763820
I like to remove the top half of rocks and then stack my poo in the middle. Its like a shitty version of jenga
>>764439
honestly, what is with this river shitting thing in this thread?
>>783307
What about it? Another way to do things.
Dig a hole, poo in hole, cover hole.
Let's say you have no TP while out, what leaves do you use?
>>784421
My poo goes too awry to land it accurately in a cat hole. no no i need flowing water or a pool or something
https://youtu.be/bJBPhpqQxs8
>>784426
What, is your arse a soft serve machine or something?
>>784424
Leaves of Grass
>>758755
>and im all out of geocaches
>>786016
pretty much
>>758003
haven't u ever seen man vs wild? the guy drinks his own piss. I don't see why you can't eat your own shit
>>758273
You think no one knows who you are here, Pranav, but I do.
I do.
>>758501
By the way, are you guys really against geocaching or is this az /out/-meme? If really, then why?
>>786829
it's organized littering.
>>786836
No, it helps you getting to know the area better.
>>786829
unironically against
now, please, return back to plebbit
