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>be middle of winter >go on hike to hot springs >people
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>be middle of winter
>go on hike to hot springs
>people generally bathe nude there
>get there, see cute girl, looks about 20 years old, bathing
>her clothes, shoes, and backpack are in a pile behind a tree beside the springs
>when she's not looking, grab all her stuff
>hide it in a nearby cave
>except her backpack, take that back down the trail a little ways, hide it behind a tree
>but take her keys out, leave those in the cave with her clothes
>take my clothes off, go in hotspring
>talk to her
>act friendly
>hang out in the water with her for an hour
>she's ready to leave
>she realizes her stuff is missing
>I say I'll look for it
>get out, get dressed, walk around a few minutes
>come back, tell her I couldn't find it
>it's 20 degrees F (-7C), late, almost sunset, storm moving in, getting colder
>with no clothes, considering she's wet, she could die trying to get back to her car
>no shoes, she could get frostbite walking on the snow
>I don't have extra clothes, but I'm pretty resiliant to cold, I can make it back in just a t-shirt as long as I have my hat, pants, and shoes
>offer to let her wear my jacket
>she has no shoes
>offer to carry her
>she gratefully accepts, but is in tears
>now carrying this cute as fuck 11/10 20 year old girl who is wearing nothing but a jacket
>walk down trail
>see her backpack where I put it
>grab it for her
>pretend to search the area for her clothes
>get back to parking lot
>she goes to get her keys out of her pack
>they're not there
>she is locked out of her car and her apartment
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>I offer to give her a ride to my place
>I do
>we get there
>she's extremely chilled
>we take a warm shower together
>sleep together
>I get up early
>she's really tired
>tell her I have some stuff to do, be back in a few hours
>tell her she can stay in bed at my place
>I return to the hot spring
>grab her clothes and keys
>go back home
>going to tell her I went to look for them and found them
>gonna make up some story about how they were next to some dead guy who looked like he was a drunk hobo and died of hypothermia
>get back to apartment
>go in
>she's not there
>all my valuables are gone
>as well as all my clothes and my spare keys
>note on inside of my front door says "someone broke into your place and stole your clothes and keys, I'm going to go hunt down whoever took them and bring you back your stuff"
>never hear from her ever again
>>
7/7 for effort

I kekked a little
>>
tl;dr
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>>746666
>dat get
Nice.
>>746667
tl;dr you're a fag
>>
>>746661
Cool. Story. Bro.
>>
>11/10
If you feel the need to exaggerate like that she was probably a dog in reality
>>
>>749500
>implying any of that was real
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