Guys my pet weta just bit my cat. What do?
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Guys my pet weta just bit my cat. What do?
>>738691
deep fry
You must find original weta before the next full moon.
>>738691
Wrap it in cling film and put it up your bum
>>738691
tear out its legs, glue them to its head, then wrap the whole thing in aluminium foil...
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
>>738691
>wrap in parchment paper
>insert into your anus
>>738691
Call a veteranarian and ask if Weta bites are harmful to Cats?
>>740367
Wrap in saran wrap, shove up veterinarian's butt.
Ftfy
>>738691
Wrap it in burlap and poke it into your butthole
>>738692
Weta or cat?
>>740682
>or
nigga please
>>738758
kek mah nigga
>>738691
>literal clockwork-tier organic robots
>pets
Many keks
>pet weta
Is this an American custom? Do more of you keep vermin as pets?
I'd like to know.
>>744267
>Is this an American custom
they are endemic to new zealand
Insert weta into cat's rectum.
>>744389
Then insert the cat into your rectum
>Rectumception
>>744361
>they are endemic to new zealand
>this somehow makes it less strange
You're missing the point m8
Slap it
>>744946
it is certainly strange, but highly unlikely to be an american custom since they don't have wetas in america
>>745290
We Americans have a horrible habit of purchasing creatures from other environments as pets, especially if said creature is unusual.
I hope that Weta isn't an example of this, but at the same time I would not be surprised.
>>738691
Bump
