Have you worshiped the god of the outdoors today?
>>726684
more like the god's pet's turd
Good old Matt is a lesser God, Ray mears is the high God-King of /out/ he governs over all in the /out/doors kingdom.
>>726839
There is no God but Ray Mears and the Primitive Technologies guy is his prophet.
No gods, no kings, only Apetor.
Mfw this guy comes to "survive" in a tame ass place just a short bike trip from where I live, makes me contemplate how /out/ reality series distorts how dangerous it is
Fuck, alot of us has already done this shit without even getting paid for it, let alone gotten famous for it.
>literally nothing poisonous
>no dangerous animal
>overabundance of food
>people living every where
Please
>>726873
His shit is getting stale
I'm getting bored, he's so repetitive.
I've met samis tougher than him
>>726839
Businessman and expert marketer.
I can't really respect him.
Everything he does is staged and he's always the "humble" hero
>>726934
Which is what makes him perfect for /out/.
>>726899
>reality series
The hint is in the name of the genre.
>>726873
apetor is the bacchus of /out/
ray is zeus
primitive technologies is athena
>>726861
>his latest bow and arrow video
uncle ted smiles upon his disciple, soon he will become the true apex predator and silence the machines for all eternity
>>727027
Problem is survival reality series distorts everything that is about being /out/
>>726873
Another vote for apetor. The faggor OP posted wouldn't last a minute with apetor, or any tough /out/ situation for that matter. There should be "FAKE as REALITY TV" tattooed on his forehead, maybe there is and it's not his baldness why he always wears a scarf around his head.
>>726839
Uncle Ray got me interested in /out/ stuff. He will always be a god to me. I even have his books.
I forgot to do it for today but I'll worship now.
