/out/ story time.
>me, Brog & Gug go /out/
>walk long
>Brog say: "stop. we eat"
>Gug forget food back in cave
>me & Brog angry
>Gug always forget
>very tired
>sleep under tree
>dream of nuts
>wake up
>tree is peanut tree, we too tired to notice before
>me, Brog & Gug all laugh and eat peanuts
This now stone thread. What is best stone?
>>723429
Big stone best.
>>723430
>tfw live in ice age.
>no stones.
>only ice.
haha
baby still use stone
smart man use stick
>>723436
>current epoch
>not tying sharp rock to stick and also carrying club
Do even try?
who also put animal on cave?
>>723447
hate animal on cave.
always rub with water and poop when see animal on cave.
cave is better without animal.
>>723456
you sound like big man from cold land
>>723447
What is favorite dragon? Mine long neck dragon like in picture.
Always talk stone stone stone.
Do even use stone or just keep stone on shelf? Do even go /out/ or just all day in cave play pebbles?
![examples-stone-age-clothing_7c334f4ae33b6e37[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/duNyK4n.jpg "examples-stone-age-clothing_7c334f4ae33b6e37[1].jpg")
>>723460
>and so began the first rock war
Umph!-Glug kill big tooth cat. put skin on. now he cat
>>723503
>being furfag
>laughingcavewhores.rockpeg
>hunting with Brub
>Me hear strange noise
>Sound like dying sloth
>See shadow man disappear behind tree
>cave painting related
>Me no see Brub
>Brub return
>Brub act strange now
>Ask Brub what happen
>Brub say "Me no worry about it"
>Me scared
>Keep eye on Brub rest of hunt
>Me never go hunt again
>>723427
>peanut tree
OP confirmed for retarded caveman.
see Homo sapiens with strange girl. hit him in head with rock. take girl. now always chase me with sharpsticks. How make sharpstick?
>>723481
underrated cavepainting
>>723529
man if that was a dude you would have heard my codpiece knock
>me go out
>again see this devil work
>i break them
>next sun comes
>they are again not break
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg
>>723621
pouty lips, tiny chin, wide hips... yeah that's a dude
>>723716
nah i think there's boobies under there. so even if it has a peanus it's not a dude to me
>>723722
>peanut
no nut just clam me think a girl
>ITT
>tfw wasn't born in a time when rape was "seduction" and money/economics meant nothing when you could just kill people in their sleep and take their things
>instead look at me now
>I would have totally been different back then
>top alpha know what I mean
Big chief make me leave cave, no come back. Me have only sharp rock, tigerskin and handful berries. How can me survive no-cave?
>>723772
don't ask me m8
>>723772
Make sharpstick, go to small water, sharpstick watermeat. You be fine.
>>723772
Alone man ice cold dead before spring.
Only if find empty cave and kill many big animal and dry meat before winter maybe live.
Hope find new family before winter.
>>723529
Cavepaint breasts or leave cave.
Me think go /out/ first time.
Need basket.
Stick basket better or skin basket?
Autism, the thread.
>>723929
It's just jokes you fucking dry asshole. Get the fuck out
I thought Neanderthals couldn't talk? Which was their one weakness and why they died out. They were just as smart as Homo Sapiens.
>>723929
Me think you feeling sun god burn you up inside. Does father not let you sleep in same hut anymore?
Spear yourself.
i'd easily let pic related ravage me
>Be Me
>Me Ugg
>Ugg log into cave
>see cave wall
>another paint of backsacks
Why no other painting ask Ugg
>>723529
>see Homo sapiens with strange girl. hit him in head with rock. take girl. now always chase me with sharpsticks. How make sharpstick?
I've always felt like stories in scandanavia regarding trolls sounded a lot like this. troll kidnaps human, taken back to troll cave, human made to work for slow witted troll, outfoxes troll, ... pretty sure these myths are describing the last days of the cavemen.
>>723430
No, Mora stone best stone.
>>723816
Have many moons and many women.
-Neolithic proverb
>>724143
damn that actually makes a lot of sense
Ug make fire. Ug put bird in fire. Who want CaveFC?
>>724143
Mfw
>>723621
Is girl. Girl too small for babies, but big enough for grunt-grunt.
>>723752
Frog play vidya, but frog chase animals? Ha ha. Frog die diabeties in my day. "I sit on you" not threatening.
>>723772
It OK Ötzi, you be fine. Sleep on animal skin tied between trees, use big big knife to break wood for fire. See you next Spring.
>>723886
YOU GO OTHER BASKET CAVE
WE HAVE 10 BASKET CAVES ALREADY
>>724143
Fuuuuuuuuckk
Mind just go bang like river rock in hot fire
Best cave paint of all today, anon
cavepaint ugg here
what ugg cavepaint??
![268B4E6C00000578-2990149-The_shells_above_were_found_in_Israel_and_were_thought_to_be_the-a-3_1426101225113-448x330[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aa4mYld.jpg "268B4E6C00000578-2990149-The_shells_above_were_found_in_Israel_and_were_thought_to_be_the-a-3_1426101225113-448x330[1].jpg")
>>723943
I make trinkets I talk to weak skinny man
>>724313
Paint haha fun fun!
Paint table and bear. Bear sit like man!
Hahaha!
Need foot skin.
What best foot skin? Otter skin good for water walk, but bear skin more strong and warm. What foot skin best??
>>724304
Real good hunter no use basket. Very light carry go faster.
Me make tribe for man who take own path. No woman allowed. You too eat red berry, understand all women devils who only want to take man's meat and fire. Who want join tribe?
Red Berry me on Hill People. Are O.k.?
>>724370
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k
Magic Leg Skin
>>723514
possibly it was peltrunner?
>>724404
Can Homo Erectus come? How do Bo-Hinga? Man/man or Man/boy?
>>724404
you put cat skin on head.
>>724826
no! like this anon
Here carving of new cave mate, hot or not?
> me and bro inna woods hunting komodo dragons
> hear strange loud noises
> hide in tree and watch
> suddenly biggers, biggers everywhere
Brarsh-dook want make stone tools cave.
>>724948
i just reverse image searched that and google came up with some stuff
https://youtu.be/wo1TJsLwndk
>>725176
Fertile as fuck
>>725176
Those hips are more luscious than the fertile crescent of Mesopotamia
>>723529
>reverse rock search not working
How get sauce?
>>725176
Not crazy about hair style, but she shaves for you.
>>724143
>last days of the cavemen.
I think you mean 'Neanderthal'. Also, yeah.
On the flipside, some people think that stories about fairies and elves come from Neanderthals getting outsmarted by Sapiens.
This thread good until Bronie show up.
>>725176
How go to next cave with all squish squish? Wild dog live happy for many year if catch
>>725176
Would carry fire for,
>>725176
She have hot sister who does not gather or cook. She spend all day talking to horn. I wish she talk into my horn!
>>725295
No good. She not gather or cook then she get fat and sit and talk on horn still. If she not at least keep cave then she not good. Pretty face no make fire and when your cave get cold. Then she go to another cave with nicer drawings until looks give out. No good.
>>725312
This cave painting, ugg like this cave painting.
>>723430
/bigstone/ help
>lift stone for 30 moon
>now lift bigger stone than rest of cave
>still no unga boonga
Why girl spend no sun time with man who sing with hollow stick or man who paint meat on wall but not man who lift big rock?
>>725330
Go use big rock liftings for make big rock pile, make pile look good, like female, female love it, make unga-boonga
>>725391
>pick up female
>carry to rock pile
>make unga boonga to rock pile
>female laugh and run back to cave
>everyone in cave now call me Grok who like rock
Last time Grok do what picture carved in tree bark from cave on other side of mountain say.
>>724404
>>>>/r9kave/
Unga in epig bunga
Now this show up, what do?
>>725520
Don't touch big black rock. Me touch once and head full of spirits and ghosts, like seeing past and future at same time, like after eating yellow mushroom. Shaman had to talk me down from tree and put calming herb in my dunghole. Never touch black rock again, head too full of ideas.
I dont see well into the distance. Hunt only with traps and sneak.
I like sun haired tall women. But not their skinny men.
Tell me my chances, as I approach old age (now 26).
I feel the years.
Still no mate.
Still no little peoples.
>>725529
As someone who is elder of tribe I speak this to you.
Use what you know, use talk and trap to get women. Don't throw skin over her head and drag to cave, show her shells, give her sharp stones, fire sticks. Make her come to your cave. Be like fox, not like boar.
Me busy, leave me alone!
>>725409
No make unga boonga TO rock. Make unga boonga to WOMAN ON rock. Me swear you no pay attention to cave painting. May want find new tribe stone boonger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU
>>725559
Instructions not unga enough, got small leg stuck in tree branch.
>>723529
Anyone got source on this chick and the other image of here that was deleted?
>>723461
big man for ugg
Dumpf say make cave great again
I like Dumpf
>>727086
How you get tree branch for make boonga to woman on rock? No sense made from this.
me no need bow to kill sabertooth, me bodyslam it.
>>723447
Why not kill animal?
>>723514
That happen all the time in urg clan. Better hunters, no loss.
Dreadlocks form of cultural appropriation.
#neanderthallivesmatter
>>727094
Ohlopkov.deviantart/com/art/cave-girl-3-390280184
>>727290
I no smart ugg
>>727296
Why you need pointy stick? Only need club, no need pointy stick. Put all pointy stick under big rock, all who have pointy stick go long sleep, pointy stick make little ones long sleep, think of little ones, won't someone think of little ones?
>>727865
What do you do when Valley Tribe at your cave with pointy stick and you have just club? Pointy stick is right of all Hill People.
>>728858
Smoke signal help and roll big rock in front of cave. No pointy stick stab change Valley Tribe mind.
Why you not ask of woman opinion?
>>729147
>>729015
Problems. Problems.
>>729147
You no have talking stick.
>>725542
>>729178
This, this why need pointed sticks.
>>723529
>How make sharpstick?
Google "spear", you knuckle-dragger!
>>729232
Cave NoT got WiFi, Cave got BATS....
>>727585
Thanks!
>>723444
This gug gets it
>>727865
No pointy stick? You live in past. Probably not even walk erect.
>>729245
Chicken of Cave good eating. Be happy, no flies in cave.
>>729245
Use bat, send message, maybe not strong enough for stone carving though.
>>729398
Good idea, maybe write on bark or skin and tie to bat. How get bat to fly to right cave?
>>729479
Write on many bat. One bat find right cave.
>>729483
Many cave get wrong message. Maybe invite for dinner.
>>729616
Me see no problem with have more people for dinner. Just make sure write "man bring own meat, woman bring more woman" so man who no hunt no come.
>>723958
>3dpd
>>724313
paint hard to find frog
>>730505
Only woman berrypickers, man who picks berries is woman.
>>730687
Me have strange dream and paint on wall of cave. Two warrior come out of sky on moving rock size of mammoth, but color of Sun. Warriors kill big dark demon. Then I wake, have desire to jump over things in same moving rock.
>>723481
kek
![cave_girl__9_by_ohlopkov-d769a8q[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/neJQL3v.jpg "cave_girl__9_by_ohlopkov-d769a8q[1].jpg")
maybe tonight unga bunga with homosapiens
>>730831
Knees too pointy.
>>730949
You think maybe too much vagina also? Maybe you unga bunga with boy.
>>730949
He should go live with Valley People.
>berry picker as fuck
>want to unga bunga with homo sapien
>do starting sticks + gourd of mammoth milk a day
>use functional strength to kill skinny man with rock and drag tall woman back to cave
>woman see piss gourds and big eye cave paintings
>woman laugh at uug
>woman tell tribe and tribe laugh at uug
>kill tall woman with rock and eat never wake up berries
>>730989
What color berries?
peanuts do not grow on trees!
>>731123
Shiny exit berries
>>730989
oh gosh
>>729308
Why do NEED pointy stick though? Club enough.
>>731444
Last me check ancestor shamans make cave painting of right not need
>>731444
Why NEED club when can follow wolf? Wolf kill buffalo then run at wolf wave hands over head yell AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH and wolf run. Free meat.
>>730831
paint picture of breeder, yet still she wear furscraps?
milk bags or get fuck out of cave
>>731528
they not run away... need pointy stick fast
>>731541
not good for blue wall cave:
http://ohlopkov.deviantart.com/art/Caryatid-468109938?q=gallery%3Aohlopkov&qo=3
>>731445
Right to hold pointy stick not not hold pointy stick.
>>731545
Me steal small wolf and feed it when small wolf big he bring me food
>>731566
this no real wolf. this different kind of wolf who likes you. me seen it before, it does make kaka in living room
>>731622
hill people laws allow ugg to throw pointy sticks rocks at any wolf even if he likes ugg ugg is no specialist in wolf head think ugg rather kill running towards ugg dog than get bitten even if it is small wolf that likes ugg
>>731631
Ugg just like kill wolf cuz ugg insecure.
>>731873
WHERE IN CAVE PAINTING WALL YOU NOT SEE UGG BITTEN 10 TIMES UGG NO THINK LIKE WOLF UGG JUST HIT WOLF WITH A ROCK TIED TO ROPE OR THROW POINTY STICKS AT WOLF
>>731566
>when small wolf big he bring me food
wait long time for meat
>>724234
underrated post
magic wall, what best for fighting bear? some nameless say spear, others say fiery herb tea. I not know what to believe
>>732111
no listen other nameless. spear no break bear head. bounce off. fiery herb tea for woman. make big and yelling at bear. bear go away. unless you no man. then die and me take woman. ha!
>>724234
I know this Ko Nel. He make bird, you eat you lick fingers. He no make chicken of cave.
>>732111
no tie rock to long stick
tie rock to heavy stick
hit bear on head with heavy stick rock
you miss bear you make long sleep
this nameless no have hunting party
is hard but feel more good than kill bear with hunting party
one day find full cave
kill all other hunter
have all berry picker
make other hunter bring me meat to have berry picker
make them pay for laugh at me tie rock to stick this way
make them all pay
you cool nameless no go to whistle cave near big rock 4 moons from now
>>731875
Not care if bit. Not all wolves bad. You meet misunderstood wolf and get bit. Then you say Ugg kill all wolf because chomp chomp. Not always that way. You make loud paint on cave wall. You insecure.
>>731875
Ugg not only person bit by wolf either. Like me say, not all bad.
>>723427
>>725235
Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend, you have been the one...
>>732807
omfg donno how old that pic is but i lost it
how is any of this even /out/ related, go back to /v/ with this dumb roleplaying shit
>>733352
Go live with Valley People,berry picker.
>>733352
>>733352
Fucking berry pickers, I'll bonk all berry picker heads, so help me great spirit.
>>733352
It's a bit of comedy in between endless axe threads and fucking enos. Get that cactus dislodged from your backside.
Grom from land of poles lieks this thread. Grom had several laughs.
>>733352
>be in favorite cave at new wall
>very smile, much good, all share
>tiny man walk in
>tiny man yell "NO FUN LAUGH, GO TO POKE-MAGIC-FIRE TALK"
>hunters at wall grunt slightly and go back to fun laugh
>tiny man go yell at other wall in cave
>>734895
>hunters all snicker behind tiny man's back when he leave
silly tiny man
>>734965
>tiny man walk out
>stumble at cave door
>berries fall from loincloth
>>723427
>peanut tree
>peanuts
>growing on trees
>>727131
Kek
I love how this joke has evolved over time.
>>724303
>Ötzi
Kek, I get this reference
This entire thread is gold.
I wish I could reply to everyone but it's impossible. Just know that if you posted chances are high I liked it.
10/10 made my night
>>735186
>confirm for alwaysincave
Cave wall request for peanut tree turn up many paintings. Go back to berries, tiny homo
sapiens
>>723429
Southern chert
>>725259
Terrible graphic
>>735192
this it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM
>>735329
lol yeah, that's it. Damn anon, that was some hella gud detective work.
>dat raaawrr at the end
>>735184
>tries to play it off as tipping his silly hat
Silly tiny, round, neck hair man.
>>735190
Oh yes? Well you go sleep in cold lands, see where you end up in many moons. Maybe homo sapiens man try to make your bow.
>>724303
keckly keckstein
>>735691
>hat
KRUGG NOT KNOW HAT
THIS MAKE KRUGG TRIGGER
>>735723
Me sorry, me mean, feeedora leaf head cover
>>735692
>need travel to village
>go over mountain
>feel sharp poke in back
>assole ugg
>he smash head
>die
Mfw some gearfag find me 3 millennia later
>>735195
you not know moving cave picture Quest For Fire
you dumb dumb
>>735297
Lazy never-leave-cave man not even stand to make paintings on wall instead lay on floor and paint sideways.
why do i feel like this whole thread is copy-pasta?
>>735879
Because you have no imagination
Here is the webm of how a Neanderthal "spoke"
>>>/wsg/1025727
>>723955
>spear yourself
Hey berrypickers,
Me name uug, and me hate you. You all small, dumb, never leave caves who spend all sun looking at cave painting. You everything bad in tribe. Have you ever even unga bunga ? Uug like laugh at weakers, but you take to far. This worse than hand unga bunga with cave painting.
Don't be outsider. Hit me with best rock. Uug PERFECT. Me leader of hunting party, and make fire. What berry picker do other than hand unga bunga with big eye cave painting"? Me learn to be shaman and have homo sapien woman(they suck uug rock; Shit was SO cash). You all berry picker who should spear yourself. Uug happy you hear.
painting related uug and homo sapien
>>725520
Touch
Me touch black rock then bang ugly tribe with bone crush crush crush
>>731140
What homo sapien know
Homo sapien unga boonga with boys with fur
>>736035
This is wonderful.
>>735887
>That webm
I can't fucking breathe
>>735887
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>735887
>bigger nasal cavity
>more nasal sounding
Wouldn't it be the opposite? You don't sound nasally unless you obstruct your nose.
>>736460
ackchully the deep portion of our voices comes from our vocal cords with some help from out chest cavity. the throat, pallet, nasal cavity, mouth, etc. all provide annunciation and upper resonance. so the larger nasal cavity would cause more powerful resonance. yes, it wouldn't be as high pitched as the smaller cavity but it'd still be much higher pitched than the rest of the voice, except more powerful.
now, i think the guy in the vidya is taking some artistic license and exaggerating a bit but a larger mouth and/or nasal cavity would all contribute to pronounced honkiness
So wut you iz sayin iz, we wus needinertallz n sheeeeeiit?
>>735879
/k/ has had threads like these for years
>>736789
Yeah, but it's always nice to have one now and then for a laugh.
>>736413
He sound like berry picking Valley Person, magic wall.
>>723427
Peanuts are legumes and grow underground you idiot.
How is this even /out/ related?
Me have idea to deal with berry picking Valley people, Big Rock!
Big Rock crush all Valley People in path.
Valley People too weak to push Big Rock up hill at us.
>>738473
Berry picker never see magic peanut tree.
Berry picker need to tell all he smarter than us on magic wall.
Go away berry picker.
>>732257
Rock stick good idea. Me think, rock on end of pointed stock good idea too.
>>723427
>Be out hunting
>see burnt man
>decide to say hi
>what the fuck is dis nigga? nigga not playin. dis nigga a f'real caveman n shit or sumfin. Back da fuck off befo i cap yo ass, nomsayin?
>me no think burnt man like me
Me out starting fire.
Me get happy-dizzy from smoke.
Me have idea.....
>>724143
That also makes sense when you think how backwards swedish österland was. Those people were the last in europe to come to iron age and they seemingly never took feudalism to it's fullest so they just kept foraging their food from the forests. The fucking neantherdals must have been fucking their wimmin till the middle-ages.
UUhmp
>>742916
Wut
>>742916
This man have idea, bring river to you.
