>Be /out/
>Be british
>Mild climate
>No dangerous animals or insects
>Gorgeous countryside for miles
so comfy
New England best England
As far as I know you guys still have ticks.
>>719052
>>719064
Rainy and fucking gray/grey almost all year round.
Get on my southwest usa level
>>719064
Yup, we still have ticks, I actually have a friend with lyme disease :(.
Where in UK are you OP?
British countryside is dank
How the FUCK did you guys manage to have no biting insects? I don't even bother bringing a tent when I camp in England, my head poking out of sleeping bag like a horse fly's christmas dinner...I'd enjoy it if I weren't so befuddled.
>>719067
Lol. camped in new Mexico yesterday. Woke up surrounded by javelina. Like 20 of the fuckers. Bumping into my hammock and sniffing my ass.
Scottish sc/out/ here. We have midgies in the millions up here, so there's that when it comes to biting insects.
We also have a compact (distance wise no more than 6hr for me to reach end of the island) and varies countryside.
Nice forests, mountains,glens, lochs,beaches,
And the weather isn't that bad. I much prefer hiking in 10-20c summers than 30c+ summers like when I lived in Spain n France
>>719158
He's doing alright now, but he has some heart issues from it. Ticks are scary as fuck.
>>719052
>Be british
>fenced off, cleared out, overgrazed, processed farmland for miles
ftfy
>>719161
>WE 'AVE MIDGIES IN THE MILLIONS
What fucking language are you speaking.
>>719626
>be Brhuehue
>the only place worth camping is up on the mountains
>Can't go because some normal brhuemonkeys fucks everything up and the park is practically shut down
>>719632
How many bees do you have up your ass, like as a rough estimate?
>>719067
>120 degrees
>no water
I'll stay right here
>>719684
It has never ever been 120 here.
In fact where I live it is rarely about 90 and even thats only for two months a year.
>>719052
>be British
>cities full of junkies and mudslimes
>tfw too poor to afford TV license
>no Big Black Cock channels
>must get /out/
>at least it never gets too cold
>but never warm enough to enjoy it
>overcast all day
>no qt3.14 sunrises or sunsets
>no interesting animals
>no guns to shoot interesting animals
At least you can carry that 3" locking knife when you are /out/
>living in a Third World country
>>720552
>At least you can carry that 3" locking knife
Your government knows whats best for you anon
>>720552
We aren't allowed locking blades of any size lol
The only bad times to be British is winter/spring.
Our summers are mild but warm and then we have a 3-4 month long mushroom season so for 6 months of the year there's always a reason to go walking outside.
>>720745
Unless you are /out/ and have a good reason...
I wonder if it's like the US where they will propose bills that are guaranteed to pass with strange little law tacked on at the end. Pass some law like "Taxes 0.01% Higher" and make it real lengthy, but then add at the very end "and protection from Muslims is a valid reason for carrying a blade banned under current law".
So you can carry your 10cm locking folder or fixed blade and while it would still be illegal without a valid reason like "but I'm fishing!" you can now just say "but the Muslims!" And it is totally valid.
>>719657
Not that anon, but I'm sure it's
>IN THE MILLIONS
kek
>go /out/
>not see a single person in days
You poms don't know comfy.
>>719626
>>719158
Ausfag here. Coming your way in a few months time, making a potentially permanent move.
Looking forward to those 25 degree summers, no monsoons, being able to use snares, being able to use air rifles without gun licence, being able to go outside without bursting into a ball of flames.
One thing puzzles me though re wild camping.
>Brits: "Every piece of land is owned by someone! You can camp in your backyard if you like. Oh, and maybe dartmoor."
>Scots: "Make yersel' at home, laddie. Camp wherever. Piss where ye like and shit in holes ta yer heart's content!"
>>720765
>snares
snares are legal to use just about everywhere except tasmania, similar with jaw traps.
>air rifles
Should've said "obtainable 10/22s for the average citizenry" if you wanted to make us jelly. Have fun with your unlicensed BB gun though you fuckin' loose cunt.
You can't camp anywhere in England and there isn't any wilderness apart from a couple very carefully controlled national parks. Shit suxs desu. Also hedgerows everywhere
>>720763
Its called Scottish, cunto.
And to be fair its more like billions than millions
>>720765
the law is different in England vs Scotland.
>>719052
>never seen a real forest, only tree farms and managed woodlands
>hike in pastures
>all interesting large critters murdered centuries before I was born
That doesn't sound like fun at all
You might as well camp in a zoo
>>720552
>no guns
kek
>muh knife ban
nice meme buddy
>>720765
no one gives a shit if you camp on some land in england if it's not a field with cattle, we can use snares, we don't need a licence to use air rifles, etc
>>720847
We can camp anywhere, get the laws right mate. Farmers don't care if you camp in some woodland, if you aren't stupid you can find isolated forests that no one has been in for years.
>>721634
There's many ancient woodlands if you know where to find them
>>721707
Yeah as far as I understand you britbongs aren't anywhere near as bad as the Aussies with how you classify 'weapons'.
I know there are ancient woodlands in Scotland, but where are they in England? Copses don't count.
>>720764
Scot sc/out/ here again. Pretty common to not see anyone when I go out, too. It's called not hitting the tourist traps and being away from population centres.
>>720552
Just STFU. I carry a khukri or an axe when I /out/ along with a locking 4'' knife. Zero problems because I, unlike you, actually know the law. I've met multiple police men (when I've only gone as far north as Trossachs Loch Lomond area) and you know what they're concerned about? That I'm not some retarded kid making a nuisance trashing the place, drinking, cutting green wood or setting fires. As soon as they realise I'm not a mongoloid bam they don't give two fucks about the 9'' of steel on my hip.
>>720764
But this happens almost every time I go /out/.
>>721734
This. If you're in a city or whatever you might get questions from police, but you're usually fine, but if you're innawoods and you don't look like a fucking chav everyone will leave you alone.
>>720765
Lol in New Mexico you can use a 50 caliber sniper rifle without a license
>>720556
Shit must be poor, you don't even have enough pixels
>>720776
Have fun with your abos, you fuckin loose cunt
>>721734
>about the 9'' of steel on my hip.
You should try harder anon, I'm not sure if everyone understands how cool you're trying to look
>>720776
Nobody gives a fuck you dumb cunt
>>721814
No fucks are given, dude. We're not all insecure little bitches
>>720750
did you just say "i wonder if its like x" then give a whole story about how a world like x would be. nobody can tell whether you are daydreaming or trying to share some factual information. you are going to get someone arrested for carrying a saber around then telling the copper "its to protect me from muslims" and then find out later behind bars that that wasn't how it worked at all
>>721843
You got 9 inches of post right there, anon
>be british
>never see the stars
you poor bastards.
though no one's quite as fucked as belgium
>http://www.lightpollutionmap.info/#zoom=6&lat=6615343.22045&lon=647085.00035&layers=B0TFFFFTT
>>720765
Scotland considers air rifles to be firearms now lad. Don't move there.
>>721870
Daydreaming mostly. But I guess it does happen where they will pass bills that have some little addition or fine print in them where some unrelated law that most people don't care about will also be passed along with the larger bill.
So you know, have the politicians propose some 100-page bill that is overly complicated but seems like a great idea and everybody would pass. "Free Eyeglasses for Veterans once every 5 years" or some bullshit. And then slip the little clause in there saying that the Britcucks can carry a machete through town as long as they claim it is for protection against Muslims.
>>721879
I live on the island that you can barely see in that picture because no lights and I can see bare stars m8
>no dangerous animals
>>722157
Would you really consider them animals? I don't think they deserve that much recognition.
>>719067
>New Mexico
>not shit
pick one
>>719052
>Be /out/
>Be Alaskan
>Extreme Climate
>Tons of dangerous animals, clouds made of mosquitoes
>Unnavigable countryside for hundreds of miles
How many people go to bongland for its nature?
How many people go to Alaska for its nature?
>>722268
Its probably the best /out/ state besides alaska tbqhwyf
>>722354
>no ocean
>anywhere near best /out/ state
nope
TIER 1
>alaska
>california
TIER 2
>oregon
>washington
>hawaii
TIER 3
>arizona
>colorado
>montana
>utah
>wyoming
TIER 4
>idaho
>nevada
>new mexico
TIER 5 (garbage tier)
>everyone else
>>722363
you left out north carolina.
let me say again
you left out a state with both mountains AND ocean.
you forgot a state with the blue ridge parkway
you ignored a state with well known climbing
you left out a state that the AT trail passes through
you also left out virginia and west virginia. see all of the above for virginia and as for west virginia... best damn backpacking, hiking, rock climbing, and white water rafting in the country.
tldr; your list is shit.
>>722485
>best damn backpacking, hiking, rock climbing, and white water rafting in the country.
lol no.
his list is shit though
>>722505
should probably read 'some of the best'. because yeh, that is entirely true.
All around amazing Tier
>Alaska
>Colorado
>North Carolina
>Virginia
>Hawaii
>West Virginia
>Idaho
>Oregon
>California
>Arizona
>Washington
>Wyoming
>Utah
>Vermont
Good tier
>New Mexico
>Montana
>Nevada
>Kentucky
>Maine
Shit
>Most parts of the midwest
>Deep and dirty south
>All parts of the NE that are slammed packed with cities or just plain suck (DE, NJ, RI, etc)
Worst than Shit
>Ohio
>>719052
I was feeling like shit for weeks, not horribly sick just no energy and my joints ached constantly. Went to the hospital had Ricky mountain tick fever.
>>722528
>Ricky martin fever.
you poor bastard
>>722485
>mountains
kek
>atlantic bathtub
next you'll be saying the great lakes count
>blue ridge parkway
wait, you're claiming a ROAD is proof you're /out/?
>climbing
you wanna start that game, nigga?
>at
inferior in every way to the pct
>>722683
>muh mountains are better than yours
both are awesome. one is higher. one is more green. *shrug*
>your ocean sucks
still fun to dive in. good wrecks.
>blue ridge has roads
you know whats around it on all sides, right?
>climbing sucks
yes. yes i do want to start that. it has great climbing all over the state. maybe you don't like slab, but thats your choice. shit is awesome. wanna come climb in asheville?
>at sucks compared to...
stop making excuses. its pathetic. you literally had to include two different states (CO and CA) to rival nc being awesome... which should tell you something.
>>722700
>two different states
false. google the names of the mountains in my pick retard. i'll wait.
>climb in asheville
and fly over this to get there? nah.
>>722714
Didn't pay attention to the name. looked like rockies.
no wonder I dont go to cali. people there are dicks. even in the out perspective. in NC we just drink beer together. if you think NC doesn't have an awesome outdoor life, you're missing out.
For instance, its probably why it gets selected for things like the whitewater national championship repeatedly and the olympic whitewater.
anyway. enjoy your quinoa and tanning beds.
>>722724
yep. we're assholes. stay the fuck away.
>>722157
Kek
>>719648
But we don't have mountains here, amigo.
>>719052
How come the trees in England are so sparsely distributed? The bushland here in my part of Australia is so dense its really weird to see photos of empty fields
>>723159
Legal reasons. You can't carry a tree in public without a valid reason, or it gets confiscated. Self defence is not a valid reason.
>>723159
The inbred fucks probably killed them all during the industrial revolution, there is no sun in England and trees are probably illegal.
>>721877
I give your mum 9 inches, too.
>>721879
>what is north of Scotland
>>723159
The UK has been lived on and farmed for FAR longer than a lot of other parts of the world, and coupled with it being relatively small, it makes sense that a good chunk of it has been converted into fields and pasture. Like the rest of Europe (like the rest of the world..) the UK was heavily forested right up to the late middle ages.
>>723159
>empty fields
>weird
Mate drive anywhere west of the eastern seaboard and you have empty fields for hundreds of k's, then desert for thousands.
You know what I find cozy? Sitting back in my chair drinking a nice beer and organizing my pack. My gf looks at me like I'm a retard but there's something nice about finding the best balance for my bag.
>>723159
they're not sparse you cunt. there's plenty of forested areas if you're clever enough to look for them and not say that trees in bongland are sparsely distributed
>>723172
>>723175
le knife illegal meem
>>719052
>british funposting
>using the term "miles"
>not kilometers
>imposterdetected
>outpic to not shitpost
Loch lomond is perfect for camping if there weren't so many fenced off fields everywhere that are never marked on maps ffs
>>724324
You're posting on an American hosted image board complaining about Americans.
British Lands aren't rightfully British either they're just land a nation occupies did you steal it from the neanderthals you filthy fucking Saxon.
The Meek shall not inherit the earth, Pussy.
>>724295
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiom
>Only a yank would be this stupid
>>724336
Britain's worst invention: The US
>>720996
Fellow Scot here, he isn't kidding. Midges are fucking unreal here in the summer.
>>720996
You're speaking English, cunto
>>724293
>le meem
But it's true though. Why do you keep denying that these laws exist? Just because they let you LARP with your foam sword doesn't mean that laws prohibiting locking blades don't exist.
>>724336
British lands are rightfuly Anglo Saxon, the celts had a huge plague and the lands were empty and christians started settling so the pagan anglo saxons wanted to take the land back. Also the celts promised the Anglo Saxons land for mercenary work but denied the Anglo Saxons the land when they had done.
Anglo Saxons are neanderthal, not celts you dumb american.
>>724666
No, I carry a real sword innawoods.
The laws are for CITIES, if you walked around the forest with a zweihander and the police saw you they'd probably think you're a reenactor and not give a shit; if you walked in the city with one (without a reason) you'd get arrested.
stop posting shitty memes
