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Everyone knows that any outdoorsman worth his salt has a green wool beanie.
Post pictures and discuss green wool beanies.
Why are they so good? Why are they so perfect for the outdoors? Why is the green wool beanie the best item of outdoors clothing ever to be invented?
>le fags dont know about grean beanies
A real outdoorsman decides what the best headwear is for him personally.
>>711904
And the decision he inevitably makes is the fabled green beanie
Look at this hairy motherfucker
You know hes callin for your girls ass in that green beanie
This thread makes me angry
>>711912
See dude? Fucking green beanies are the perfect compliment to any /out/fit. Absolutely beautiful.
>>711890
>Why are they so good?
They're not. Too hot when moving and not warm enough in freezing winds.
A fleece beanie in same colour is a winner. You can actually hear something while wearing it, it's more comfortable and it dries very fast. As a bonus you can still look like a hobo while surviving on the backyard.
>>711890
Blue wool beanie is the best faggots
>>711904
>>711914
>>711926
>>711947
You guys wanna talk shit on green beanies? Meet me in the woods and we'll settle this like real men.
>>711959
Yes bro, yes. The green beanies are the mark of a fucking warrior soul.
You've got it all wrong. The Green wool beanie is babby shit.
If you know your shit you have trancended to the green wool watch cap. The epitome of human engineering
>>711967
yeah no worries, wanna show us that you actually have one?
>>711967
Yeah righto mate. I'll 'watch' as your stupid watchcap is trodden on by the thousands of superior outdoors beaniemen around the globe. Literally nothing can compare to the beanie. We are the chosen ones, and your "watchcap" will impede us no more than any other hat.
to seattle this, frusciante says: green beanie is the only choice
Beanies are for hipster nu-male cucks.
Men wear blue baseball caps.
green beanie is operator as fuck
ok maybe just a really practical hat in cold weather, but it's usually associated with the military where I'm from
>>712022
>m-muh balls
Typical nu-male cuck, always having male genitalia on the brain
>>712028
ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CONVINCED?
Jesus, the green beanies run deeper than even I could have imagined.
>>712030
I was playing off the fact that it's a "baseBALL" cap.
You must have been born and raised in Philadelphia, because it sounds like you spend most of your days on the playground.
>>712032
Nu-male cuck
>>712031
saved, sweet pic
>>711890
Can confirm ops shitpost. Green wool beenie is /out/ as fuck.
(alpaca wool for the win)
>>711926
>fleece
Kill yourself.
>>711967
All the people ive ever known that wear watch caps are major drug addicts
>>712224
>mfw
>>711890
A balaclava is superior to a beanie, as can be seen in my picture
What about a black wool beanie?
And what about those buff watch tube things?
>>712235
I use buff alternative to a scarf, it's practical and takes less space than a scarf
>beanies
Buff + wool toque checking in
>>712211
Why all the hate? There are better materials than wool.
>A real outdoorsman knits his own beanie using his own hair.
>>711890
>Post pictures and discuss green wool beanies.
I am not a stopid turtle
>>712265
>not a meme.jpg
those are very memeish
>>712269
fake
picture releated make itchy arcryl beanie obsolete.
>>712269
Holy shit I think I caught cancer from that image.
>>712279
Whats wrong with that guys face. why would they pick him to model. He looks like an oblivion character
>>712284
>He looks like an oblivion character
he is from USA
>>711967
That shit is literally the fedora of hats.
Get fucked greenfags
Red hat crew for life
>>712233
Are all four pictures the same balaclava? How does one learn to do this?
>>711901
i have this exact bean
Idk if this is some ridiculous troll thread, but holy Fuck I want a green beanie now.
>>711890
that's a watchman's cap faggot.
>>712593
>literally the fedora of hats.
literally
>>711947
What color are the trees, faggot? Blue?
>>712594
have fun being visible from 500 yards
[spoiler]all the time[/spoiler]
It's like you guys don't even play S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>712233
Second this
>>712613
It's not hard to figure out if you have one. The beanie-version might take a few tries and varies depending on model, but it's not hard to find out the right way
>>712613
Oh, and yes. It's the same one
>>712594
Get the fuck out of here stupid redfag. Literally suck a shit.
>>712675
>He thinks green beanies aren't S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Don't let the door hit you
>>712746
Wow. What retextures are you using?
Black beanie. Plain and simple
>>712783
Silly fydor. It's not reskin, it's just me
>>711915
Trying too hard m8
>pic related, you built it
>>712824
Why am I trying too hard? Should I have lost the axe?
>tfw tan beanie
i guess i should kill myself
>>711890
I lost mine and bought a black one :c
>He doesn't own $40 Gucci headwear
>>711915
Pretty good honestly
am i the only one who wear ushanka
>>712673
during hunting season that's a good thing
>>712638
Not that this is a shill thread, but this is why we get shills
>I fell for it too
>must... ebay... hurry...
>>713780
There's nothing to 'fall for' dude. Green beanies are just genuinely super good. There's no reason anyone shouldn't have one.
The amount of same-fagging in this thread is pathetic. It's okay if you think green beanies are the coolest thing ever, just don't be a nigger about it.
>not choosing a hat that's aesthetic as fuck
>>713677
>$40 is expensive for a beanie
what a fucking poorfag lmao
http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/rick-owens-slouchy-beanie-item-11265042.aspx?storeid=9089&ffref=lp_pic_1_14_
>>713746
merica dude, merica
But... what kind of green? What shade? Bottle green? Olive drab?
Fuck you guys, I want a green beanie now
>>713797
>$40 is expensive for a beanie
>what a fucking poorfag lmao
>paying for a brand
>>713880
>>paying for a brand
funded by mom+dad
>>>>>not wearing a hand knit Canadian Tuque made by someone's grandmother, wears factory made in third world country fucking green watcherman's hat.
>>713791
fuccboi detected
>>713788
Looks comfy AF
Would wear
Mine.
but i have a beige wool beanie
>85 replies
>47 posters
good lord someone has too much time on his hands.
Icebreaker merinowool pocket beanie.
I've been using it for years outside. Never let me down.
am i really on a thread about green beanies?
>>716383
baka i think it's you desu senpai
>>716827
Goat beige and brown comin thru
>>715706
Holy fuck!
>>712028
Yep, I was issued one
>>711915
We got us a future hand
>>717147
A future hand?
>>715593
>Implying Alfie is a fuckboi
nah man, look him up
A watch cap is a beanie, it's the same thing. A JEEP cap is the one with a bill.
I have a couple of beanies but I've been meaning to cop a jeep cap, for when it rains.
>tfw black beanie
>>717275
ushankas are better btw :^)
>>716830
Don't know why you'd want to put something on your head that's named after a filthy stinking animal that eats trash.
I prefer a tree green, myself.
>>712193
Dems some big lips for a white dude
>>717233
Field hand, farm hand, oil hand, etc. Basically white trash only capable of general labor and having their name written on their shirt.
>>716396
SO THATS YOUR BEANIE, HUH
>>717474
That's a bit fuckin rude
>>717934
2 hands 1 thread
>>717474
>mad because he doesn't own a green beanie
>>711890
I don't know about you but I'm never putting on a piece of military clothing ever again. Get smart.
>>718050
Not all green beanies are manufactured for the military.
>>718056
I know but if it's olive drab, it's considered a uniform to anyone observing you and a uniform makes you a target.
>>718061
Olive drab. Yeah maybe Marine undershirts and Vietnam era gear. "Makes you a target" who the fuck is targeting you in the woods. You're a huge fag.
>>718069
No, you bitch. I am actually being serious. But luckily civilian gear and clothing is just as good, so why buy something that looks like (or actually is) a uniform? Unless you want to look "cool" and "operator". By all means, sperg it up if you want...
>>718076
Guy shot me the other day with his custom AK-47, turns out it was because while walking down Main St USA I was wearing a single item of clothing that happened to be olive drab, so he naturally assumed I was a marine. My bad!
>>718076
Did you even read my post? You missed what I'm saying entirely. OD green is no longer military. People just associate it with the Army Surplus Store, and they assume that's where you bought it. It's not 1970 any more. Wearing an OD beanie doesn't mean veteran or active military. It means nothing. It means you like green. People trying to look operator or whatever wear coyote tan or retard ACU.
>>718076
I just happen to like the color and you just happen to believe you're a secret agent and/or rambo.
It is now 2016. "olive drab" (GREEN) is not considered a proprietary military color.
>>718117
I live in a country where OD and green+brown camo is the main military color. Ofcourse some of our soldiers wear desert camo/tan but they aren't actually in my country while wearing that. But sorry for the misunderstanding.
>>718138
Well I am actually disliked by the powers that be ;^)
>>712233
Yessir, you are correct.I have a camo merino wool one!
>>718142
They are tracking your every move. You're constantly on the run, watching your back at the shopping mall and glancing over your shoulder as you jingle your keys to open your door. They're watching you. Once you're safe inside your house, they can't get you.
It's your safe zone.
But every time you step out that door, there could be a SWAT sniper scoping you out ready to pull the trigger. The day you slip up and wear a green beanie is the day they can confirm without a doubt YOU ARE THAT GUY and they will pull the trigger. Until then, the highly trained authorities will remain in the dark about your true identity.
Green Beanies are pleb tier
Jayne's hat all day erry day. If you disagree you're a purple belly coward.
>>718157
Jayne should have been blown out of the airlock when he betrayed the crew
>>711890
Where do i get me a thick, big, 100% merino wool beanie?
>>718151
kek I dunno man, all this talk about sniper acti
>>718151
Dust. I am not on the run, but I am being treated like a secret agent/spy. It's really annoying that the police won't believe that I am innocent of the accusations, they just don't believe that a schizophrenic could have imagined it all...
>>718170
We know what you are doing, and we don't like it. We are coming for you. You won't know when, or where but we are coming.
>>718157
i've never seen something more tumblr on 4chan in my entire life
>>718172
But that isn't a vegan lesbian athiest...
>>718047
Only a hand would think a green beanie is some sort of status symbol. You probably even give bonus points if it has drake, bass pro, or a carhart logo on it.
>>718158
I'll blow your dad in the airlock anon :^)
REAL tovarishi wear an ushanka
>>718172
there is nothing tumblr about Jayne Cobb, he is /k/ as fuck
it's just that tumblr has become the big boogeyman for autists like you and you see it everywhere, even if it isn't there
>>718225
>/k/ as fuck
That is never a good thing.
>>711890
>they all think a ski cap is a beanie
This is a beanie you damn high school children.
>>712593
The fedora is the fedora of hats
Literally
>>711947
>Spotted the Cholo
Leave, ese
>>712698
3 hole balaclava best
Paradoxically keeps nostril area warmer and air you breathe in warmer because less condensation for evaporative heat loss every time you inhale
>>718170
You shouldn't have raped a Schizophrenic person then.
That's no reason to not like green beanies though.
>>718209
No. The only points you get are for it being a green wool beanie. I don't give a fuck about the brand, as long as it's a good quality one.
>>718574
What? Raped? Who said anything about rape?
>>718934
Only rapists don't wear green beanies.
Fuck green beanies. The only hat to wear outdoors is the ushanka (trapper hat).
>>712655
>>718953
I have a green beanie for /out/, red beanie for /onnaboat/, and a nice blue one for everyday life.
>>711890
>bought my first green wool beanie
>didn't really fit
>not very comfortable
>who cares, I am one with nature now
>imediately loose it
>where could it have gone
>ask my little sister
>bitch tells me she hasn't seen it
>she has her lying bitch face on
>turns out she thought it was cool, stole and then proceeded to loose it
>at some party
RIP green beanie, it never even got to go innawoods
More green beanie madness
http://www.thelocal.no/20140417/april-fools
>Going on the mountain at Easter?
>Remember to bring your green hat if you're single, red hat if you are taken and orange hat if you might be open for contact.
>>711890
black wool toboggan>green wool beanie
>>719051
and btw this rule still applies today, as an unoffical dating trick for autistic Norwegians
maybe I should try it this easter
>>719042
Did you slap her shit silly, anon?
>>719042
>turns out she thought it was cool, stole and then proceeded to loose it
Did you press charges or sue her?
>>712594
ethan get the fuck out of this thread
>>712594
>out in the mountains
>see some little red hing moving a few miles down the mountain
>it's a redbeanie faggot, I can see the beannie bob it's way through the trees
>throw some large as fuck rocks off the mountain in it's general direction
>this mountain is mine, redbeanie faggots should go back into the sea where they came from
>>719467
did they die?
Someone has already capped this thread, I'm surprised
>>718516
u must be fun at parties
>>719784
capped
CAPPED
>>719793
aha, more like butchered
I dunno, I like green but if it's subdued I like it, my hat's comfy.
I like this
>>711890
just ordered this used norwegian military "hunter's cap" (jegerlue) 100% wool
>>720389
if you're ~16 that's cute, if you're over 20 it's a bit megh
>>720414
>used hat
>>720417
Of course I'm old enough to use this website, Anon, You big silly ;^)
The sides fold down to keep your ears less cold
>>720426
Lol I know just kidding haha :3
I have pic related, it was cheep walmart shit but really cumpfy for all 3 non-summer seasons. even the earflaps have little earflaps!
>>720424
wtf is the problem?
>>720448
Nothing, just remember to wash it. And filter tripfags.
>>720461
filtered, thanks
>>720480
ha
>>713868
This is a valid question. Forrest Green? Moss Green? OD Green? Sea Foam Green? Lime Green? Neon Green?
>>720627
Navy blue. Because green beanies are for landlubber farmer infantry candyass faggots, navy blue watch caps are for naval merchant marine longshoreman master races.
>tfw I went to a grocery store customer service, and asked if anyone turned in a beanie, and guy pulls out carhart beanie (grey unfortunately) and said, "is this yours?" and I replied "oh damn, someone actually turned it in"
It wasn't even mine. But I only had 9 dollars, and was picking up some rice for my meals.
But that was last year, now I am saving my money like crazy, already have 2.2k saved up. Never going poor again.
>>720675
So... Bumfuckers, basically.
>>719784
I'm not. The message of green beanies is spreading, by brothers
>>720675
You know, you are the only person I have ever encountered who actively tries to stretch their penis into their asshole in order to fuck themselves because they're that fucking gay.
>>711890
w2c green soft beanie
>>720480
>>720464
But I can still just take the trip off...
How much could a NIB wool beanie possibly cost in the first place? Idk about you, but I like my headwear nice and fresh.
>>712028
>beanie
>operator
Pick one.
Then get a real operator hat.
>>720747
I got my 100% wool green beanie from some camping store that also sold ski gear. The brand is XTM. It's super soft and warm, my dude.
I'm not sure where you can get one of this quality online, though.
I have a norwegian "Boonie hat" and a camouflage mosquito netting to put over it, from NFM (Norsk Forsvars Materiell). But then I decided to go civilian, and got a "little fly" grey fisher hat with a brim all around, and a BUILT-IN mosquito net... Much less operator but still does the job nicely. :^)
Is there a modernized version of this?
>>720787
See? See what happens when anyone tries to stand against the true outdoorsman headwear? That boonie thread was abysmal. The green beanie thread will ALWAYS reign supreme.
>>721423
mmmm green beanie supreme
Green beanie best beanie
>>721429
That, my friend, is a brilliant image
>>721434
Can't argue with ol' Prenners
>>721434
What the hell is he eating? Looks like iron filings kek
Uncle Ray agrees
>>721652
blueberries
>>721056
Richfags in the UK still hunt in that shit, it's gay as fuck.
>>712594
Right comrade, get rid of the green scum
>>712743
>A watch cap, sometimes referred to as a ski cap, is a snug-fitted knit hat with a roll at the bottom. The term originates from naval watchmen who wore these types of hats while on "watch" during cold weather. A beanie is very similar to a watch cap, although it does not have the roll at the bottom and fits closely on the head without additional material extending from the top.
>>721921
>Any beanie that you roll up is a watch cap
>Those gay hipsters with slouch beanies are just wearing un-rolled watch caps
>all these people talking about beanies
>they're posting pictures of toques
what the fuck is wrong with you hosers?
>>722197
>"A toque (/ˈtoʊk/ or /ˈtɒk/) is a type of hat with a narrow brim or no brim at all. They were popular from the 13th to the 16th century in Europe, especially France. Now it is primarily known as the traditional headgear for professional cooks, except in Canada where the term is primarily used for knit caps."
>Except in Canada
Canada fag confirmed
>>712830
You could have been outdoors. I mean honestly, you don't have a single good picture of yourself without posing in you suburban condo?
Also you shouldn't have a picture of yourself with an hatchet unless you're about to split some kindling.
Fag.
>>722422
Save your jelly for your breakfast, son
what do i get for having this beaut
>>722422
>Suburbia
I live on 5 acres, which isn't heaps, but it's not suburbia.
Is this one better?
That was the only picture I had with a green beanie on.
>>722449
Wow really loving how the snow is on the trees in the background in this pic.
Live in a cold snowy state and kinda dislike it but ill be damned if it doesnt make me stop and say "dang thats kinda nice" every once in a while.
>>722452
Oh man, I know what you mean. Just that gentle powder on the trees up the side of the valley was so beautiful.
>>722455
So coool,Love how the snow stops as the elevation levels out with the river. where is this at if you don't mind me asking NW US? or SW Canada?
>>722449
Like this?
>>722458
My property is like this, my dude
>>722456
It's a wonderful area of the world. The area around the Reese river on the South Island of New Zealand.
The particular hike was the Rees - Dart track, in which you go up one valley following the river to the glacier, then back down another one on the other side of the in the mountain in the middle.
>>720760
You wouldn't wear a boonie in cold weather. Wool beanies are cold weather equipment.
After reading this thread I have decided I need to buy myself a goddamn green beanie
duck brown
>>724129
>duck shit brown
Ftfy
