sex inna woods
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I wanna sex my gf inna woods.
How do? Pic related.
Any green text stories?
Am I the only one that gets real bad chafing after I ejaculate? I usually only ever have sex (just kidding) or masturbate before I shower for said reason.
>>708840
> olive oil
> NOT Dr Bronner's peppermint
For reasons, man.
>>708844
lol wtf is using bronners peppermint a thing? i guess the 100th monkey is real
> be me
> be 14
> be carrying raging boner thru most classes
> ditch 7th period (last class)
> take trqil through woods home
> climb a tree, cause tree
> see girls ditching and laughing
> start fapping
> heading my way
> getting closer
> blow jizz right when they walk under
> ninja spunk
> never saw me
> got one in hair
> my first SCCCCOOOOORRRRE!
Mfw I'm a man now.
>>708837
sex when you're camping is great, man
it's fucking intense
>>708893
> FUCKING IN TENTS
Ftfy. No prob, thank later.
> tzke gf /out/ on first camping trip
> get really drunk
> howl at moon showing off
> get her in tent
> she's sloppy drunk horny
> go down on her
> bleeding, bloody horney pussy
> wtf man?
> fuck it man.png
> licking out bloody pussy like a vamp
> fuck bleeding drunken pussy ever way possible
> blood ever where
> moaning lika a whore
> roll that sloppy druck bitch over
> start in on ass
> whiskey dick can't cum
> fuck it man.jpg
> starts shitting when I'm fucking her
> pushing brown
> shitstorm in tent
> ditch bitch and sleep in truck
> gf wtf#@!
> Throw tent in garbage tell her to dryclean bags
Fucking bitch!
>>708893
You're so stupid...
>>708837
Sex in woods is cool, sex in tents is ogrerated. No comfortable position in a tent unless you're glamping and have an air mattress. Only way I've ever enjoyed wilderness sex is while standing up and hitting it from behind, and it was truly the most extraordinary sex of my life.
>>708837
Post moar
>>708926
I sat her onna log and face fucked her until drool was coming out of her miuth like spagetti!
Had her strip tits first.
> big white mammeries
Trail bikers came by and I gave "shush sign", they gave thumbs up!
Finally blew and she prefunctoraly swallowed.
> first dates are best dates
> I take my future ex-second wife to hhe top of Sandia Mtns via Tramway
> get to top, trees, nothing to do (1986)
> tell her to brace up against Ponderosa Pine tree
> mfw exhibitionist
> fuck her raw, she's fixed
> mfw she's got bark imprints on her forearms and shows them to the German couple of tourists on the tram ride down, telling them how great the summit was!
God help me if she browses this board, but here goes:
> camping with gf
> decide to get freaky (still not fucking at this point.
> strip each other naked
> rub her to orgasm while she strokes me
> she fucking tries to fall asleep after I get her off
> not having this .png
> get her to suck me off
> a few minutes later we hear something rustling around outside the tent.
> pick up the single shot twelve gauge I brought for bears
> I could be my dog but we thought she went home
> crouched, stark naked, gun in hand, listening
> finally see dogs silhouette outside
> she still makes fun of me going full commando
>>708893
Shut the fuck up Carlos
>>708952
Wow, somebody older than me (36). Nice to see!
>>708959
Another one
> tenting at a secluded beach
> having fun, eating smores and listening to the surf
> turn in
> it's business time
> eat her out on the sleeping bag
> she's calling my name, i'm lovin it
> when she's done, I rise up, between her and she jerks me off onto her tits and stomach
> did minimal clean up cause we were so zonked
> next morning, we're SO FUCKING STICKY
> both of us have smore/people goo on our hands, bodies, mouths.
> Our ride is hours away, and we only have enough water for drinking
> wash ourselves off with salt water
> felt so fucking crusty
> fyi, she made me wait a whole year before we started fucking. Worth it though, still going strong.
>>708963
> sticky
> be me
> group hike to Havasu Falls
> walk grrl back from falls second night
> she's where do?
> old shallow mine right by trail
> BINGO.JPG!
> she's I could write a book on how to BJ
> proveit.jpg
> peppermint hard candy out of pock into mouth
> mfw sticksion plus sucksion
> blow huge load
> compliment plus gagging, wow, huge load
> walk back to camp
> I do this for my friends, for mondy
> are you asking me for money (hold back laughtr.jpg)?
> no, jez sayin
> thanks!
>>708837
I lost my virginity inna woods
Was how ever old you are in 8th grade
Lived in a small town of about 10,000 people.
If you remember the movie Varsity Blues, that's pretty much a carbon copy of where I lived.
There was this shitty club that opened in an abandoned warehouse every other week for middle school kids.
It was pretty much like a school dance, but a lot less monitored by adults, and ran by high school students.
Anyway, I was the only Asian male in the entire town, so girls would often be 'attracted' to me because I was 'exotic'.
So most girls I went out with would only do shit like make out and let me cop a feel.
I didn't mind, this was before the internet was a thing and kids took longer to lose their innocence and grow up.
So one day I was at that juvenile club and this girl asked me if I wanted to dance with her friend.
It was dark so I couldn't really get a good look at her.
Only thing I saw was she had a fucking awesome body.
Nice big tits and a firm ass
She was a lot more developed than any other girl there
So I said yes.
But when she came up to me, she had the face of a witch.
She could tell right away that I was nearly repulsed by her face
She did quick thinking and pressed her body against my immediately
I could feel her boobs pressing against me like none other.
Half way through the song, she took my hands and moved them down to her ass
After the song she asked me if I wanted to "do something fun"
She took me to the back woods and sucked me off
After she finished me she went off with her friends for the rest of the night
The next time the club was opened, she asked me if I wanted to do something fun again, and I jumped at the opportunity
We went out back and she took a condom out of her pocket and asked if I wanted to have sex
This is a MGTOW board guys, just a friendly reminder..
>>708974
Don't you dare say that.
>>708840
I find it pays to moisturize my dick, these days.
Was in a high school relationship that we hid from our parents. Had sex pretty much everywhere but a bed.
Some of the more shining moments:
>fucking by a river
>finished, washed up innapool
>jogger runs by while we're dressing
She didn't see, I started making out go distract her
>Milford fire tower
>she's scared of heights
>hitting it standing up from the back
>panic hits her and she collapses
>brokendick.jpg
Another time I ate her out so well she didn't notice a mosquito biting her face
Most drastically, I got poison ivy on my leg after fucking on the side of a pond. Got infected in Canada and nearly killed me. Fuck Quebecois doctors
>>708837
Is that a wiffle ball with fastened wit twine?
>>708837
OP I think you're going to have to post some more in /s/ and post a link in here.
You know it's the right thing to do, c'mon.
>>708915
Amazing
>>708837
sex is for women and plebs who live to give orgasms to women
>>708969
what the fuck did i read
>>708984
>Was in a high school relationship that we hid from our parents. Had sex pretty much everywhere but a bed
This was me as well. I fucked in the woods behind my house on the regular. There was a felled tree that my gf and I called our fuck bench. It had this flat spot on it that was smooth. She would sit/lean back there while I stood in front of her.
My parents went on vacation for a week and we got to fuck in a bed, in a closed room and it wasn't as exciting as fucking outside.
I miss fucking on the old fuck bench. I am gonna shoot her a message and see if she remembers, wants to go see if its still there.
>>708837
finger her with your dirty hand so she gets uti and never goes out
>>709142
did this with a chick from high school when i visited my home town last year. turns out the old trails hadn't been maintained in forever but we fucked out there anyway and ended up with 3 ticks, some mosquito bites and when i took off her panties i tossed them behind me, into a web of one of those big fat orb spiders.
would fuck in overgrown woods ~100ft from a school again
>>709142
we she still sleep with you now that you are MGTOW?
In hammock, sleeping next to a river, gf on top of me
Sex was had, dick washed in the river and a cozy night of sleep afterward, we just slept with our heads on opposite sides of the hammock because 2 people in a non-commercial hammock would be a squishing nightmare any other way.
>>708837
i usually don't do sex without showering first it's nasty so sex while hiking is out of question.
but when we are at a lake or sea we always go in and well one thing leads to an other. i like to swim without clothes naked swimming feels awesome then her naked body touches mine and i get erect we start to make out then i slip it in or she jerks me out into the water.
happens every time.
>>708974
No it's not. No matter how many of you autists want it to be, this has always been one of the most normie boards there is on this site and you are going to have to fucking deal with it. Fuck you. Go to hell.
