/out/ humor thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8
>>697314
>California: the video
That bear wa pretty neat. You can tell it's a bear by the way that it is
>>697314
I love these guis so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYFD18BwmJ4
kek
>>697314
Every time I watch that video I get unreasonably pissed off for some reason...
>>697759
Could be because that girl has the most annoying voice in the world
>>697766
Yeah, that's certainly part of it.
I hear a lot of climbers have a drug problem.
They like to get high on crack.
>>697314
https://youtu.be/yj65hnLo7lE
>>697769
>>697768
Carlos!
>>697769
i love tree-felling fuckups. they are just tesament that just because you feel enabled by a bit of knowledge, humility will only rarely fail you
>>697783
Man, I worked for a general contractor for several years who was friends with a guy who ran a tree trimming service and 3-4 times a year we'd have to go repair a roof or carport or something where his guys accidentally dropped a tree or limb onto a house. It was never anything too major, normally just a hole punched through the roof decking and maybe some busted sheet rock or tile inside the house. Those guys were GOOD at what they did too, they'd routinely take down 100ft+ tall Pines right next to a house, bringing it down in large sections with ropes so that they wouldn't damage the house or the surrounding trees, one guy would climb to the top of that damn thing with spikes and a belt carrying a chainsaw... The point being, if those guys who cut down trees 6 days a week all year long fuck up sometimes then I never assume that everything will go exactly as planned when I attempt to fell a tree myself. I move everything I can out of the way and always attempt to apply a good bit of tension using rope and a come-along to get the tree to fall in the direction I want it to go. I won't even attempt to bring a tree down that's next to power lines or leaning over a house.
>>697772
Hahaha i loved that thread
>>697768
Moths, a bathtub, and a sex-starved weeb....
>>697980
Dude, on another board there used to be moth fetishists all the time. They were so fucking creepy.
>>697994
cheeky fucker
http://ghettohikes.tumblr.com/
>>697994
goddamnit
>>697783
>i love tree-felling fuckups
Sorry, but you gonna hate this one.
>>699282
nice
>>697314
Had a dog named Bear. Great dog. He would have hated this video.
>>697663
Source on that manga?
>>699444
Kokou no Hito
>>697768
>>697314
Bear's a pretty cool guy breaks kayaks and doesn't afraid of anything
just look how happy he is to be /out/ and manning artillery :)
>>700372
They have pretty good cameras and photographers over there.. just look at the way that picture was framed and the bokeh it has...
>>697663
Fucking almost as bad as niggers and chink tourists
>>700413
Well its not like its a third world country. Its just uhhh... a little... politically challenged?
>>697980
was here for this. makes me feel like oldfag
>>700413
>Bokeeeeeh
>>697655
dubs of neature
>>701107
>we want everyone to know how neat nature is
>>700685
never noticed his hat said ATF
![1373848151729[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1vQeoho.jpg "1373848151729[1].jpg")
dumping
![1379085214323[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QuJIQUK.png "1379085214323[1].png")
![1386116861641[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kcOsgSn.png "1386116861641[1].png")
has /out/ made any memes of our Tripfags?
![1384528742093[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jyKLw1s.png "1384528742093[1].png")
Opnions ?
>>701557
man in real real-tree camo jumped by racoon. what opinions exactly am i supposed to have on this?
best meme right here
>>701561
>man in real real-tree camo jumped by racoon.
>what opinions exactly am i supposed to have on this?
semibooner?
![20a1a77ec54b113b96e37a2fb00a3f89[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MWZKs3i.jpg "20a1a77ec54b113b96e37a2fb00a3f89[1].jpg")
okay im done for tonight
>>701565
yes, im having a semi-booner
>Tfwblckgf
>>701570
look up giant microtech
>>701580
oh wow. absolutely disgusting yet intriguing
>>701570
>>701580
>>701585
>>697980
dude claimed to live in same city as me, sreeped me the fuck /out/
>>701539
>Wood fire smells like sex in my nose
Anyone else don't shower or wash their clothes for awhile after camping to preserve that amazing wood smell?
>>697854
My daed does that type of job, He used to work for a company here in California. He mentioned that back in the days people would cut trees near the power lines, some even died due to electrocution.Its a crazy job. He also mentions that his body feels weird because due to exposure near the power lines.
>>697769
2:23
faaaaaaaarrrrrrkkkk
>>699282
That soothes my autism
>>700372
Man the breaks and suspension on that truck must be pretty fucked up lol
>>701558
Mycelium
>*tips pileus*
>>701728
No because I can just go in my yard and start a fire
>>697772
>>697865
>>701537
>my feet feel fine
Fucking RIPPED me
>>700362
I don't get it
>>701545
of course. Remember /arboristslidewhistle/?
>>702834
he's wearing camo...
>>702885
Ohhhhh. That's kinda funny now thanks
>>697663
Raged a little
>>700369
Don't worry guys, the airforce is here.
>>702870
who are the tripfags on /out/ anyway, never seen one, who are good, who are bad, best namefag i Dræfend though no doubt
>>697314
That bear is a bully
>>702935
I upgraded from namefag to tripfag not too long ago. It's such a simple way to annoy others.
>>703026
good for fishing threads too
>>697663
>millions of years of geological processes erased in seconds for no reason
>>701558
>m'scaria
>>697768
Ahhhh shiet Carlos!
>>697663
fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I am fully mad
>>701558
my sides !
>>702795
Is there an archived version of the original thread? I missed it
>>703977
Nah that's all I got man, sorry. It was some dickhead getting really upset and it was funny because he wasn't in such a nice job or life position himself
>>701728
All the time, I purposefully make sure my shemagh gets all that sweet sweet smell.
>>697314
Not sure what I'm looking at in pic related
>>701778
My dad gets wood chips from the crews around here that trim trees hanging over and around power lines for the power companies. He was talking to one of the guys on the crew and the guy told him that he just stays on the ground and runs the chipper. The guys who go up in the bucket to trim around the power lines make $3/hr more than he does but in 8 years of doing his job he's had to lower 2 dead guys down using the secondary bucket controls when they accidentally got into the lines and got electrocuted. He was offered the bucket position (and subsequent raise) several times but he's refused them every time.
Those guys still die pretty often these days too.
>>706271
He gets the chips from Asplundh, they're the company contracted to trim trees/limbs around the power lines in this area.
>>701545
OK, How do sharpen your knife with a sharpener on the knife's handle?
>>701542
oh shit this one got me
>>706633
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>706276
>Asplundh
I giggle a little every time I see that name.
>>697854
>>701778
>>706271
The tragedy of improperly designed electrical systems is amazing. There are entire cities with underground power lines. Imagine how many lives would be saved if everything was underground.
I can't spoiler this image, so if you don't want to watch it, I'll understand.
>>701557
I think whoever threw that raccoon at him is a dick.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/rndNr
>>697314
>why are you here youre supposed to be asleep
An eternal treasure from ye olden dayes of /out/.
https://vimeo.com/55420992
>Beta expedition
>>707023
Yeah, but the cost of installation would be higher, there would be no room for expansion, and ohm's law shows that there would be more work done to provide customers the same amount of electricity. Volts=AmpsxOhms.
>>707553
>They're all wearing the hipster meme "vintage offroad" motorcycle boots
God I'm glad I didn't buy those when I was looking for some on/off road motorcycle boots, I was seriously considering them for a bit.
>>701545
Tells time, weights fish!
>>707553
>Peaceful, calm forest
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>"We wanted to experience the depth of the woods and find ourselves"
Faggots
>>707553
a band of hipster faggots
Lewd.
>>707691
my god
>>707553
>sequoia to yosemite
>a 3 hour drive if youre grandma
I mean....its cool they went camping, I guess?
>>703697
leave no trace, faggot.
better build those cairns and take selfies for all those friends you don't have.
>>707553
crinj
>>697314
why is the bear breaking the kyack?
seriously she is right there, why wouldn't it just run away?
are they like giant possums?
>>707553
Just watched that whole thing... God I hate hipster faggots like that. They trailered their bikes to the beginning and even had chase vehicles carrying all of their gear and food from campsite to campsite. Eating "artisan food" and drinking craft beer... It was nothing but glorified car camping after a day of riding motorcycles.
I ride a dual sport bike but when I go on trips ALL of my shit is packed on my bike and I don't have someone following behind me with a cooler full of beer, ribs, and artichoke.
>>707553
Utter faggots from San Francisco. Jesus, I couldn't get through 60 seconds of that shit.
>>706633
Gotta get some Ovaltine!
>>707679
You don't need a ticket to ride the Squirrel Train...
>>707691
I know that place,
Nature's Taint, Utah.
Can someone post that satire video of the guy that has a huge, like 10 meters, backpack?
>>697314
Every single time I see this thumbnail on the catalog I instantly think that is BigDog or LS3 in the background for just a split second.
>>700418
>almost
Almost?
>>697663
For your /out/ triggering needs.
>>701965
Why?
>>707574
Are you a fucking idiot? Yes, yes you are. Stay in high school kid.
>>707950
>I don't have someone following behind me with a cooler full of beer, ribs, and artichoke.
Admit it, you'd like for there to be.
>>697663
>>708503
>>701558
m'shroom
>>708515
Sure, that'd be cool and all but I wouldn't make a documentary about the trip talking about "testing myself in the unforgiving wilderness" and shit.
>>701542
i remember making that, good times
>>702935
bigfoots a lad, Arborist is based (although I haven't seen him in a while) , and madven madagascar is very helpful
>>708513
Good job resorting to ad-hominem. Are you a fucking Engineer? No, no you aren't. Kill yourself, kid.
>>708482
Not a video, but pic related
>>708482
>>708604
>boromir
>no primitive technology
Die
>>708604
what about Hugh Glass?
>>708684
This is the /out/ equivalent of powerthirst
>>708488
What the fuck is it?
whatsthejoke.jpg
>>708521
This. It's a fucking catered day trip. The only thing they tested is their wallets.
>>708684
bruttal
I always laugh when people treat their stuff like shit then leave shitty reviews on retail websites.
>My backpack dropped 40ft off a cliff while I was not paying attention and it broke my ____. ____ is such a shitty product I would never buy again!"
Top fucking kek
>>707901
People might have been feeding it. That makes bears weird. Maybe it's desperate to fatten up for winter. She does mention that it's fall.
>>709017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA4ARPs0R-E
>>708684
>my footing isn't always secure
Kek'd
>>697314
lol keep replaying at 1:25
>>709871
Kek
When I was in school we had camp every year at this place that was run by this hardcore /out/doors yank (ausfag here). He lectured us hard about LNT, then one day one of the guys in my class left some orange peel behind. Yank made the dude *eat* the dirty orange peel while the guy cried (dude was 12 years old at the time). Yank just looked confused that this guy was so upset
>>710042
>forcing a child eat a chemical-laden orange peel
Child abuse.
>>710075
>Child abuse.
If this were in America, I would say absolutely. But these were Strayan little shits, they need to learn.
>>708684
wwhhipssssnek
>>700372
>artillery
>>710187
That's the joke
>>697769
>the girl tryingg to get on a stick swing
>pulls stickswing to body
>tries to climb on one leg at a time
why is it always girls that do some retarded shit like that?
>>702913
Where?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2sDLZkpCfE
>>707553
I mean, shit, that would be fun, but why pretend it's a super manly wilderness adventure?
also
>using a blowtorch to start a fire
>>708019
>I couldn't get through 60 seconds of that shit.
This. I mean holy fuck, "wake up wet, cold, and shivering to warm ourselves by the fire." That right there speaks volumes about how much they are utter morons.
>>708513
Lmao go back to the Bern rally faggot
>>708604
Ever noticed how Joe Teti never actually butchered an animal? Always had Cody or Matt do it.
>>707553
Jesus christ they actually think they have been outdoors when they litterally car camped the entire trip with fridged food and drink.
>>707553
Im not even /out/ and this made me rage
>man is not always an island but sometimes
fucking idiot, there is a place called the isle of man
>makes fire with torch light with lighter
>cooks with fucking gas on an stainless steel grill
>talks about "eroding masculinity" like they are man
>they themselves are the epidemy of eroded masculinity.
>mfw they brought a fucking chopping board
>>697990
One of you fine lads wanna further elaborate on this?
>>712498
>epidemy
>>712547
fucking mimes
i hate them
![feedingbear[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w6wZ9Vl.jpg "feedingbear[1].jpg")
you think this picture ever did anybody any good?
i found it on my states dec site.
>>708488
How often do you see this thumbnail in the catalog? I pulled this pic randomly off google years ago and never seen it here or on /k/
![1289849406849[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dQDXvkB.png "1289849406849[1].png")
>>712643
>/k/
>>707553
>having their gear delivered for them by car
>lighting the fire with a gas torch
>eating artichokes and artisan food
>while drinking beer out of the fridge and gin tonic with fucking lime slices
>all the while talking pseudointellectual shit about testing their mettle in the wild as if this wasn't just organised all-inclusive luxury camping
I don't even know if I should feel angry or sad at this.
>>706937
It sort of means "aspen grove"
asp = aspen lund = grove
>>712795
Not that anon, but what's cucky about ddg? Google and bing are botnet shit, ddg is only search that delivars privacy
>>712808
It's a Google shill spreading disinfo
>>712808
>ddg is only search that delivars privacy
lol no
You want privacy? Turn your computer off.
>>712808
ixquick is less shady, imo
ddg is still a step up from google and bing
>>712859
lol no
You want privacy? Kill yourself.
>>712884
U mad?
>>712913
lol no
You want mad? Mad yourself.
>>700413
>any time the background is not in focus the bokeh technique has been employed
I feel a lot of hatred towards you and those like you
>>707691
Somebody needs to trim back those bushes. Disgusting.
My survival video where I get loose in the forest
https://youtu.be/Dj5T4I3_q-U
>>713013
well back in the 70s that was the shit
>>712780
I should get a couple dual sports and charge people to do this. Only bail when they're all drunk in their tents and make them figure out how to get out of the woods on their own.
>>713602
That'd actually be breddy gud. Train for a couple of days then leave them for shit out in the forrest by surprise. At the start of the course tell them what gear is essential to carry all the time, but only once. Then leave them with nothing but a rough mud map and the gear they're carrying. If they can get back to base then they graduate. Mobile phones not allowed, obviously.
It's one thing to learn shit from a book or youtube, but it only counts when you actually have to put it into practice.
>>707553
>Contrary to the euphamism, man is NOT an island
The quote is "No man is an island", retard
It's not a euphamism, fuckstick
>2nd viewing
>still raging
>>707553
"In a time where manliness is being eroded..."
"We got gin and tonics!"
Fucking poofters
>>707553
>you know, it's the words shared at the top of a mountain that we actually end up remembering
![Band.Of.Brothers.E01[2001]720p.HDDVD.x264-NhaNc3.mkv_snapshot_00.33.16_[2016.03.16_05.17.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VrZMDw2.jpg "Band.Of.Brothers.E01[2001]720p.HDDVD.x264-NhaNc3.mkv_snapshot_00.33.16_[2016.03.16_05.17.58].jpg")
>>707553
>we became a band of brothers
it's too much
too much
>>713715
Those tiny cups yep those tiny cups got me. It's the height of useless faggy luxury.
Can't just pour a small amount of coffee into a normal sized cup, you have to have your tiny penis cups so you can hold out your pinky while you drink
>>697314
>That's my kayak! What did I do to you?
>Literally less than a minute ago, having spayed him with mace...
>>697663
Fucking subhumans.
>>708648
this looks like an OG nug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4VWKci92vM
Camping tips from your boy Nick Allbrook!
>>713715
Kek
dat filename
>>714670
It's like Portlandia but for real
>>697663
USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd7D1LWzWmo
>>703201
AND those guys were parents of Boy Scouts -- supposed to be sensitive to nature/Leave No Trace, but noooo. Just slightly evolved apes after all.
>>708604
Hail kinsman.
>>707553
I watched it all. I want to shoot myself now. These type of people are the reason I have no good places to fucking camp! I have to drive at least 6 hours.
>>707553
>$2,500 for a 4-day car camping trip
You can seriously do that on $40 for gas and food for the entire trip
>>712915
kek
>>699449
Source on those tits?
>>707553
I hate califorians so much
>>701965
Why do you say that?
Also, not artillery.
>>707950
>I hate people having fun
>>707553
>In the age of eroding masculinity
>We grill artichoke
Those poor boys.
>>713576
kill yourself
>>713784
you realize its for esspreso...
>>714743
>all those americlaps running to get a bunch of bouncy balls
top kek
Also since when is dropping balls from a helicopter considered "science"?
>>716979
>when is dropping balls from a helicopter considered "science"?
People these days consider science to be anything that ends up looking cool. They're basically giant children.
>>716918
NO SHIT
>>717049
this isn't true at all
>>707553
>masculinity
>narrator talks like a literal faggot
>>717049
That's something cute that high school science teachers say in order to get you excited about their subject; it doesn't really ring true in professional scientific practice.
>>697663
The youtube description says these fat cunts are facing felony charges. Wtf felony covers pushing over a rock?
![bbozy2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YHGn6Kb.jpg "bbozy2[1].jpg")
>>717132
god damn it, marie
>>708482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY
>>708521
This, the only part that pisses me off is that they pretend they are doing some kinda rite of passage
>>708678
Nigga that is Aragorn, the fuck?
>>706852
DANSEN!
:3c
>>708482
WHIPSNAKE
>>717049
>spotted the popsci connoisseur
