I enjoy taking showers spanning multiple hours, and have noticed that I never get thirsty when in there. Clearly, sufficient amounts of water must be absorbed through the skin.
Is this principle applicable when going /out/?
Consider having an insulated water tank (a thermos, like one you keep coffee in) attached to each of your boots. The water would be body temperature so would not make you freeze, and it would also ensure you get hydrated enough when you're on long hikes. Drinking from a bottle would literally become unnecessary.
To make a simple implementation you could use one of those sport flasks with straws. Cut a hole in the boot, make the straw poke at the sole, and then fill the bottle. If the opening of the flask is fixed at the same height as the surface level, laws of physics will keep the water from overfilling
>>658876
>Clearly, sufficient amounts of water must be absorbed through the skin.
Good god you're retarded. Thirst mostly comes from a dry mouth. If the humidity is 100+% you're not going to get a dry mouth until severely dehydrated.
>>658876
Skin breakdown on long hikes would be a thing.
>>658876
You should post this on /sci/ and have them rip on you instead of /out/.
>>658876
That is pretty retarded...I should know, I am autistic.
*tips fedora*
Interesting idea however the most absorbent place on the body (if not the mouth) is inside the anus.
Imagine, going for a long hike but never having to stop to take a drink! Your idea was good OP but this is a little more refined.
>>658900
You win the thread
>>658900
dubs and filename win.
>>658900
/thread
>>658900
>The Hydranus.png
Fund it.
>>658876
> spanning multiple hours
Stop jacking off, you are wasting water!
>>658916
>Stop jacking off
>implying OP is male
Where did OP ever state a gender?
Hhahahaha i hope this is a serious post.
OP, you can't drink through your skin. Also, have you ever had a bath, your skin goes all wrinkly and fucked up if its in water too long.
Your skin will fall off it's called Trench foot and it doesn't always matter the temperature.
>>658917
>women cant jack off
racist
>>658900
>>658876
You have clearly thought this through.
I'm going to steal the idea now. Keep an eye on that show Shark Tank.
>>658900
Amazingly this is viable, though would need to have an anal probe for interior fluid introduction, as well as a surrounding watertight seal to enclose your rusty sheriff's badge and prevent leakage.
>>658900
This has lawsuit written all over it. Some college kid is going to fill it with vodka and kill herself.
>>658900
truckers do this BUT they use 10% alcohol believing that they'll pass a breath test
>>658945
Must be an American thing. In Europe tampons don't have applicators.
>>658950
You don't need an applicator. You could use a salivette or similar cotton bud.
What sort of ass do you have?
>>658876
You'll die of dehydration, after all the flesh on your feet sloughs off.
>>658917
Women masturbate
You're a fuckin idiot
>>658945
>Bear Grylls builds one in the island/raft episode
I remember that. I think it was with sea water though and isn't that bad because of salt?
>>659027
It was actually urine.
> now there's nothing to do but lay back and think about The Queen
>>659022
> not knowing "jacking off" is a euphemisim
Can women fap, anon? Idiot.
>>659022
They do but they don't jack off
>>659032
jack/jill
6/half-dozen
you're saying?
>>659032
> they do
> but they don't
> do
> don't
> do don't
Anon, stop! You're tearing me apart!
Can you boner killers get back on topic or do I have to go to /gif/?
>>659053
>on topic
theres,, a what?
,,as you first hithe 61 degree water at Catalina,, it Seeps into your wetsuit., its like that scene in "The Abyss,, "Take it! you spent 9 months in fluid.", AAAAAAARGH!!!
,, bellychill, is the worst!,, you know, jumping in with hood open to FLUSHSHOOCK is the way,, but i do 4 minutes of sissybird chirping at the surface!
,,,Bless coldwater reflex!, a,, spreading warmth,,, 98.6 degree bath.
, timeto Chasealife!
>>659066
what is with your posts
>>658900
>Hydranus
rofl
>>658900
This.
This is why I browse 4chan.
>>658876
You never heard of trench foot have you?
>>658876
At first I thought you were the same guy who wanted to tow a campfire behind him on a sled when he went walking on the ice so he could warm up quickly when he fell through, but your diagrams are better drawn so I have my doubts.
Too bad. I miss that guy. Should've capped his threads.
>>659119
Maybe he learned to draw...
I would have liked to see that.
>>658920
My immediate thought, also other infections like athletes foot
>>658876
Replace water with organic oil, maybe olive oil?
>super smooth feet
>>659119
Damn, I wish I could have seen that thread. Love the idea.
>>658900
not good you pour water into the anus is not very effective.
water is absorbed in the large intestines you need to guide the probe into there for maximum comfort and absorption.
>>658876
anyone else reminded of "The Uni-Fliz" by this?
>>659537
Me too
>>658879
>Thirst mostly comes from a dry mouth. If the humidity is 100+% you're not going to get a dry mouth until severely dehydrated.
Thanks for the tip anon.
>>659532
In an emergency water can be taken orally.
>>658876
Better yet, just make a stillsuit.
>>658900
Top kek
Hydranus is a new meme for /out/
>>658917
Everyone on the internet is a male. It's a known fact.
this thread is the best laugh I've had all day and im still not even sure if OP was serious.
>>660095
Go one step further: combine the stillsuit with the hydranus
>instead of catchpockets that hold drinking water for you to consume orally, there is a switch that pushes the recycled water into your rectum
>also design improvements that inject the salt you lose through sweating directly into your veins, avoiding death by hypotonic hydration that would result from wearing a stillsuit
>>658917
>gender baiting
Back to leddit you go, newfriend
>>658900
MAKE THIS A NEW MEME
>THE HYDRANUS
>>658900
wait for the gearfags to come up with monies to buy your idea
>>658900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIG4TuVnvg
>>661417
>>659871
Good?
Another one added to my /out/ folder.
>>661612
>>661705
>>661757
>>660044
kek
Dale Gribble learned to drink beer via osmosis I'm sure you can too.
>>658900
>>658900
Mother of god...
>>658900
This isn't mothman tier, but you're getting there. Definitely getting there.
>>659066
XD SO LE FUNNY COMMAS MEME
>>661417
