I've watched Alone in the Wilderness 1 and 2 about 10 times each and it just struck me: he never once mentions taking a shower or washing his clothes.
I get that he lived alone and didn't have to worry about using AXE (tm) Bodywash to attract grills, but how would he practice basic hygiene without even a gravity shower? He could have easily rigged something up to the bottom of the raised cache he built and warm water up on his stove.
Showering is for feminized cu'ckboys ,
Dick was above that mortal breeder bullshit.
There is another proenekke film where he talks about washing his clothes.
Also he has a washboard, its in a few photos of his cabin.
It looks cold where he is, he doesn't have the need to bathe as he doesn't sweat profusely, certainly looks too cold for most bugs and is sure he isn't shoveling shit or doing gross farm related chores.
If he truly needed to he could always steam shower and steam wash his clothes.
>>645771
I'm not sure on local flora but I'd suggest using saponin containing plants to make suds to wash yourself, then as an added bonus if you go in a pond or smallish body of water you get a free lunch as it's piscicidal.
Other than that you just rotate clothes and wash them in a lake and dry when not in use. Even a home I don't use soaps or shampoo, the body doesn't need it, just water
>>645771
also you dont need a shower, in my country its called a "cats bath" . you just get a pot with warm water an a cloth /sponge and wipe down your body, first with soap water then clear water. a tiny bit of water is all you need and just stand on a towel or outside.
he also rarely pooped
>>645796
In English is called a sponge bath.
>>645875
If by sponge , you mean whore then yes
>>645771
He was an MGTOW. He had no need for it.
>>645877
>shit this gunshot is pretty bad, here crumble up this whore and shove her into my gaping wound
>>645877
Sponge bath =/= whore bath.
Soonge bath is full body with minimal water.
Whore bath is washing your face, pits then naughty bits. Like a whore would do between clients.
>>645884
>>645884
My fetish is that they dont wash between clients then I have them do face sitting and then no condom intercourse.
After this I rush home and have unprotected sex with my wife.
I feel horrible afterwords but soiling my sweet innocent wife with a whores hideous filthy juices is the most arousing thing I have ever felt.
I am so sorry Laura ;__;
>>645890
Kill yourself degenerate.
>>645909
what in heck is that?
>>645884
Then there is the Nigger bath. Usually done by crackheads hobos and assorted ghetto trash by washing their underwear in the sink at McDonalds or 7-11, sometimes accompanied by a fire in the trashcan if its cold outside
>>645890
Dude, you're alright!
Use her filthy innocents, we can give her a Ruffie and video a dp!
> dp boner commencing, we lovz you Laura!
>>645771
> attract grillz
It is common knowledge that Dick was gay.
Common.
Knowledge.
>>645909
>I wonder what that shit tastes like?
Cannot stop looking, cannot unsee.
>>645942
Source to back up your common knowledge senpai?
>>645943
I'm surprised you're just now seeing it.
>>645944
Why would you care you faggot? Do you need that excuse to be gay? Or do you just not understand how fowl females are?
>>645960
Modern females yes. But the ones back in the 70's were a thing of beauty.
>>645964
Maybe the disco coke honeys of the eighties, but '70's?
Hairy unshaved pussy is your thing, man.
>>645967
At least they weren't all obese with purple hair, tattoos, nose rings and two black kids in the 70s 80s or 90s.
>>645936
IIRC It appears to be a [spoiler]blue waffle[/spoiler]
>>645782
>Even a home I don't use soaps or shampoo, the body doesn't need it, just water
Bacteria...oil...dead skin. Water alone isn't enough, you can maybe get away with it once or twice if you aren't really dirty but I've never been able to cut soap out completely and I can't imagine how anyone realistically could.
>builds himself a nice cabin far away from civilization and decides to live there alone
>doesn't build a sauna or a sweat lodge
There's literally no reason for you to not build one.
>>645796
Good gawd are you still living the the middle ages?
>>645975
This I will conceed.
Give those tatty sluts another 30-40 years, take out the ear gages and nose rings and there will be a new attraction at the circus right in between the bearded lady and the dog faced boy!
>>645796
I'm in the US Army and the term we use is "bird bath", and I've taken many when showers were full or when we were out and about.
Though they teach you to only wash the "hot spots" ie face armpits groin feet, I manage to get my entire body. Nothing like feeling clean and fresh ready to get all dirty again innawoods.
>>646037
Why did women have to get so horrible?
Men go the the gym and stay fit more than any time in history but women are just getting to be tattooed up fatty puhtattingtons
Oops, meant to add this to my post:
https://youtu.be/F_5gZDsyrIc
Super easy way to make soap from fire ashes and lard from something you just ate.
>>645953
Looks like blueberries.
>>645796
Did this myself for three years living in a log cabin with no running water, phone or electric.
Heated water in a wash basin over a kerosene heater (winter) and as described, started top down, feet after ass.
Didn't want stinky foot water on my butthole, ymmv. Got easier every year.
>>646052
Same here, I've always been paranoid about getting a fungal infection from my feet, on my genitals/ass area.
Care to tell me more about living in the cabin, and what you did every day?
>>646057
After sleep.
>>646058
Ok cool. I should sleep as well.
>>645771
read the book, it's good.
he had a large bucket he would stand in to wash.
>>645875
No it isn't
>>645771
What is a washtub?
>>645779
you can clean your skin with smoke it kills bacteria sou you don't get smelly unless you count smell of smoke bad.
>>646021
i would for sure
>>645774
>2016-17 days
>still using the word kek
>>646066
Ok. Not about relationships, phylosophy or religion, just lifestyle.
Roughly 2/3 years I had a job in town I would drive in for, about 35 miles. Small town, so 35 miles out was dark skies, I mean dark! 40 acre properties, most no improvements. None.
Mine was one of the few exceptions, nearest neighbors a couple miles, several miles after that for the next. Mostly did not visit, ever unless an emergency like dead battery.
Took a solid year off. Read the entire Robert A Heinlein canon. Had a wind generator by the with small battery bank. Watched the entire Northern Exposure series... in rerun! My daily vice.
Washed clothes and got water in town. 5 gallon bottles. Sponge/whore/hobo/WHATEVER bath daily! Warm enamel washbasin over kerosene heater, lay down towel, wash face, shampoo hair and rinse with freash reserve water, start moving down. Feet last. Fresh towel to dry off. Hang towels to dry.
Very simple fair, included potato, onion, eggs, SPAM, beans, Rice-a- Roni (the San Fransico treat!), oatmeal. Very basic. Between that and feeding the woodburner, I stayed fit!
Changed my life, but I almost never comment on "I want to live inna woods" threads.
It has changed my life, none the less.
>>646147
>reading books
>>646264
Anon, whatever you do, no matter what you do, even if you do nothing else... FOREVER...
DO NOT GOOGLE IMG SEARCH BLUE WAFFLE DESIESE (sp).
DO NOT DO IT!
DON'T DO IT!
NO MATTER WHAT!
> mfw I warned the stupid fuck
>>646557
WTF anon?
When you warn me that way what choice do I have?
You make me so curious ;_;
>>646582
Don't google img search blue waffles, you have been warned!
>>646582
>>646582
b-but I have to know....
>>646557
I resisted the temptation to not Google it all these years. Then some fuckwad on /out/ of all places posted it. So thanks for that.
Asshole.
>>646602
Did you read me telling not to google img it?
Don't blame me, I did not post.
Anon who posted is likely at Band Camp for posting blue waffle img!
>>646609
Not you. The anon who posted the pic. I purposely avoided it all these years only to stumble across it on /out/.
>>646611
Got it. I am permascarred, myself.
This could be /out/'s new meme sticker!
>>646001
The only thing you "need" soap for is to wash away oils.
Unless you are coming into contact with exterior oils, natural body oils do not need to be washed away.
Everything else is dealt with by a little bit of proper scrubbing.
>>646550
Well great! I finally open up my life changing event to my fellow sc/out/s and it's in a fucking BLUE WAFFLE thread!
> mfw
>>646611
That's the risk of 4chan in general.
/b/ spills over
It's only a weird looking vagina, who cares?
>>647225
> only
Dude...?
The blisters had pustuals on the leasions. What are you used to?
>>646637
Soap has been used for thousands of years for a reason...but agree a human can survive without it lol
In his journals he mentions doing laundry and heating water for a wash/bath. I just assume he cleans up now and then, he never really wrote about stuff like that. If he took a bath one day it probably wouldn't be recorded in his journal because he'd be writing about which way the wind was blowing or what the porcupines are doing instead.
>>647233
Medical textbooks
Family is in the medical field
Family dinners always have at least one mention of poop for some reason.
>>647380
Does your family write medical text books?
>>647360
>or what the porcupines are doing instead
:3
>>647859
No, I meant that I've seen their medical textbooks.
And I'm used to hearing about gross stories involving patients.
>>646057
i got that once, absolute hell on earth, took months to get rid of and my ass cheeks weeped constantly, they flaked dead skin and took ages to heal, if you got what i got in the wild you would have to return to civilisation to get rid of it with medicine
>>646395
The word kek was not used at all, you fucking retard.
>>648289
Anon was using it in place of kcuc (backwards) to evade a possible ban.
I've seen it used a lot on other boards.
>>645890
You might be the most disgusting human being on planet earth.
>>645796
Hello there fellow german speaker.
bahahahahaha.... sorry I'm the anon asshole that posted the pic... Good news is that it's been deleted...just close your eyes, take a deep breath, & tell me what you see...lol
>>649035
What did you post?
>>645796
That was a reasonable common way to bathe here up until the 50s
People tend to forget showers have only really been a standard household thing for less then a century.
>>649176
It was also reasonably common for Abraham Lincoln to sleep with grown men in his bed while his wife slept in the other room.
>>649197
Was there any penisarry contact?
>>649236
Kek.
>>648428
Actually cuck is wordfiltered to kek.
>>649251
Not anymore I guess.
Good, that makes it easier to filter frogposters.
>>649251
h...how did you did that?
>>649161
I'm assuming it was the "blue waffle"
>>647251
>Soap has been used for thousands of years for a reason
Because it makes you smell pretty. You don't need to bathe nearly as often as society would have you believe to be healthy, it just keeps your from smelling like, well a human. And unless you're in an area where it's important to keep clean due to gangrene or fungus growth you can easily not do full bathing for weeks or if the middle ages are any indication, years.
>>649456
>middle ages
Look how well that worked out.
>>649462
Save the black death, pretty well.
>inb4 some faggot mentions 40 year life expectancy and doesn't understand what infant mortality rates are
Random fact.
The Romans used to rub themselves with olive oil and scrape it off with a stick. The scrapings of famous people could be purchased for premium prices.
>>649465
You could make the argument that those high rates were because of uncleanliness. I'm guessing and going off no info, just saying it might be legit.
>>649467
To a point maybe. Most was just shit like measles and such that we scoff at today that was deadly back then. But if you made it past like 5, you had a good chance of living to see 60-70.
>>649479
Some of them probably did. Wealthy ladies would also pay good money for the scrapings of famous soldiers and successful gladiators. I don't know what they did with them because I got kind of grossed out and stopped reading.
>>649485
You already know what they did with them.
>>649485
>I got kind of grossed out and stopped reading.
Kek, you pussy.
>>648965
Anon pls do not drive and stroke your cat.
That is distracted driving and worse than texting
>>649972
Is it worse than being a ford driving tattooed catloving homo?
>>649998
What is wrong with fords?
Best vans you can get desu senpai
Also cuck somehow
>>650188
What?
We can say cuck now the others are still filtered ?
What the hell?
>>650492
Oops , posted this in the wrong MGTOW thread.
>>645771
No doubt he swam in the lake, took snow and PTA baths, etc. He wasn't an animal.
>>646040
>the term we use is "bird bath"
The older term is PTA bath - pussy, tits, and asshole.
>>646052
1. Build trough, 4'x4'x3'
2. Fill with water
3. Heat rocks and add to water, remove and reheat
4. Wash off with cold water like a man, soap and rinse
5. Enjoy your hot bath
We have a cabin and built another one on the same property (>75 acres). It didn't have plumbing and the first order of business was to simulate it with an elevated water tank and gravity. We have an old Queen Anne in there with a side water heater so we don't have to use rocks. The trough is good for all kinds of other shit than bathing as well.
The elevated water tank is fucking brilliant and I don't know why this isn't a standard feature in off the grid homes. We can even take hot showers, like 4 gallons at a time.
Off grid living is the comfiest of all, no need to do it half assed.
>>646364
this, sort of.
When I'm /out/ and want a shower or to bathe but it's not an option I stand very close to the campfire and downwind of all the smoke. It's more or less just an act of kindness to the people you're with, as the smoke smell just masks your stench.
>>651268
Ugh, I know hippies that actually believe this.
Nothing worse than smokey BO anon. You are not doing anyone a favor
>>651045
>4. Wash off with cold water like a man, soap and rinse
he wants soap with cold water
>>649251
Smh desu you fucking cuck senpai
>>645960
>fowl.
They're fucking ducks now?
>>645890
What the hell am I reading?
>>645890
i hope to god you're a troll
>>655853
Not a troll but i have managed to stay clean for the holidays. This is the longest i have gone.
If you are wondering, i really do love my beautiful wife
>>655921
Guh-rowse
>>651045
How do you get the water into the tank?
>>645890
just what the fuck
>>658334
Dont be so judgmental anon, I am sure you have some fetishes that others would think were weird.
>>645771
I could seriously not shower and be fine, literally ever, EXCEPT my balls and bunghole. They need it and get funky and dirty bungus is the worst.
>>658748
Just dip your tp wad in the toilet water after you shit and give your butthole a rub down.
>>645796
It's called a hooker bath. Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. The only parts of your body to wash on a regular basis
>>659083
> mfw in that order
Obviously has never done.
>>658674
All that leaves is MLP.
>>649456
Not true, they were very clean actually, bathed like once a week. Now rennesaince was firty, they thought bathing will open pours in the skin and bad air will slip trough.
