<--- is this the perfect solution?
>>645623
Its perfectly retarded.
No
Learn the crack house squat
Push you back against (a wall, a tree, rock formation)
Be mindful of poison ivy.
Lower yourself to to the sitting position with your back against the wall.
Release...
>>645623
No, this is. Pooped in there many a time.
>>645685
Like pic related?
It's better with a buddy
Think of the bonding moment you could have with your significant other.
>>645623
A few days ago I went camping and found some old chair without its top, I used it to take a shit and was perfect.
pic kinda related
>>645689
You dont poop in a river m8 thats bad for fishies
>>645710
It feels so good on my asshole though, plus there's no mess.
I poop in a hole like a pleb. ;^(
>>645689
same pic related
i prefer to sit on a log or deadwood with my ass and dick hanging over the edge. it's perfect.
if shitting is really that big of a problem for yall, why dont yall just carry a $10 folding chair and cut the seat out. you can even use your fancy $100 bushcraft knives or whatever you use to make it
>>645717
>/out/ has bullied the catholers into submission
>>645710
Fish poop in the river. Is that bad for people?
>>645623
The final solution
>>645685
Why can't you just squat like the japs do?
I find it really comfy but I always fart and feel like I need to poo when I squat.
>make a thread about poo
>someone else makes a thread about poo and gets more replies
Fuck you OP
>>645685
This pic probably shouldn't have turned me on as much as it did...
>>645818
To be fair, your thread was pretty shitty...
>>645812
Damn, you just blasted me with smarts.
>>645689
That's the best. Or finding a geo cache to poop in.
>>645720
>dat soft water
nice photog skillz friend.
>>646203
kek
>>646458
>>646460
>Using handle as toilet roll holder
Woaaah, man!
>>646460
>>646460
I do not understand this.
Why do you want to keep your poop in a bucket?
I cannot imagine walking on a trail with a bucket of poop.
Pic related
>>646470
bury the bag, dipshit
>>646481
Not only do you get to carry the bucket,
You get to clean it, too
>>646485
-if you're an unhealthy wreck and don't poop solid/colloidal - otherwise, you get rid of the source you get rid of the smell.
If you're that paranoid about germs bring a small lysol spray and purell travel-size with which to disinfect.
>>646458
>>646460
>>646463
>>646470
>>646481
>>646485
>>646488
Guys, I think we found a new poop meme.
>>646470
Whenever my family went camping, my mother and sister would refuse to either go in the bushes or use the campground facilities so we had a bucket. They would also make my dad be the one to dispose of the waste.
>>646481
Not if your bags aren't biodegradable.
>>646509
why wouldn't you biodegradable if you know they're for out, dingus?
>>646522
So I decided to shitpost on 4chan...
>>646458
Where do you put the bag of poo? I'm sure putting it in just any old bin is out of order.
>>646791
People put babby diapers in any old bin. Same for dog poop.
This>>645691
You have to make sure nothing spatters onto your clothing.
>> trust me on this.
No poop bucket for me
>>645623
You cant shit without peeing, and these plastic shitbags dissolve when pissed in. Big problem for us in Norwegian army
>>648518
>You cant shit without peeing
tell that to my butthole
>>645752
>why dont yall just carry a $10 folding chair and cut the seat out.
Then all you need to do is make a monkeyfist with your paracord with a piece of hardtack in it. Then you're ready to have some real fun with any lone hikers you find.
https://youtu.be/JDJOXiPSRIs
>>646190
iktf
>>649320
Just dig a hole
Then
Burry your poop....
>>648518
wtf your piss is acidic or something?
i have pissed in plastic bottles quiet a lot and nothing ever got dissolved.
>>649652
Biodegradable bags dissolve in anything wet, that's the point.
>>648518
Piss first. Elsewhere. Shit stinks a lot more when it's saturated in urine. Couldn't tell you why, but it's true.
>>646460
This is by far the best solution for car campers, bring a tarp and make a stool while you're at it, it's almost like being at home.
That all said, I'm a soloist, so a cat-hole, leaning against a tree and mullien or raspberry leaves for TP are my preferred way to go. Diaper wipes or body wash wipes after, for that "God I wish I could take a shower now" feel.
