Hey /out/, wanna see a good meme? Such as the $40 mora.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tools-outdoor-survival/survival-camping-gear/
lmao the 300 dollar flashlight is advertised as emitting 3500 lumens. This shit is a joke. Check out the knife/carabiner too haha!
>>644348
Hey, that's fat wood. I'd carry that shit...fuck off nigger.
>>644370
Yea but if you pay 20 dollars for it you're fucking retarded
>>644375
I just got 5 lbs for $4 at home depot
Are these sweet survival blades bros?
>>644378
Great. We're not talking about home depot dude lol. Did you even check the link out? It's a bunch of items super inflated in price. They are literally selling a 15 dollar mora for 40 dollars.
>sold out
My god
>>644402
The green handles make them effective zombie killing blades.
>>644390
I'm not him and I didn't check the link because I don't sniff something when someone says, "Smell this, it really stinks!".
Why would I check your shitty fucking like to stupid, shitty crap?
Oh and anon, please smell my shit, it really stinks! Jackass.
> mfw that stupid fuck sniffs my shit
>>644352
>>644384
>>644761
Nice stance.
>>644763
You too.
>>644405
Visiting the link made me laugh out loud and have a few minutes of bafflement and wonder. Pretty worth the effort it takes to copy and paste. Sorry you're having a bad day, and that your way of dealing with it is crying like a bitch over the internet :(
Everyone knows thinkgeek is a just a website for ripping off and taking the money from le quirky redditfag amerikeks who will probably throw their gift away after a month.
>>644348
Bought the same Mora earlier this week.
Wanted something to replace my buck 119. (annoying rattle in the sheath) Plus it's got a fire starter it's lighter and a rubber handle in case i have to use it in the rain.
Payed 25 bucks on ebay.
>>644772
Hey anon, sniff my shit. Really, try it!
I won't push your face down or anything, honest.
>>644352
That is the previous generation...the one with current tech emitters does 4000 lumens.
Way overpriced there though, I just bought the current version for $179 USD from massdrop.
>>644404
kek
>>644772
>Pretty worth the effort it takes to copy and paste
or triple click and open in new tab
>>644390
Yes. I was agreeing with you. I was starting how much I got for cheap. Moron.
>>644390
It's ThinkGeek, what do you expect? These are people who rarely go outside except to go glamping with their parents.
>>644765
Holy shit his mom in the mirror
>>644402
what is the style of that top knife called? Without the tip for skinning or whatever but like a fat curved blade on a short knife. I've wanted one forever
>>645295
I'd just call that a skinner. It has a similar blade shape to an ulu. I don't know another name for it, but wouldn't be surprised if there is one.
>>644375
But the listed price is $4...or did I miss something?
>>645202
>or triple click and open in new tab
Well I'll be buggered. Learnt something new today.
Thanks, Anon.
>>645483
No middle click on a laptop touch pad, so no.
>The kit includes ONE of each of the following items:
>non-aspirin pain reliever,
>adhesive bandage,
>alcohol prep pad,
>antibiotic ointment,
>book of matches,
>compass,
>chewing gum,
>sugar,
>salt, e
>energy nugget,
>duct tape,
>fire starter cube,
>first aid instructions,
>fish hook & line,
>note paper,
>pencil,
>razor blade,
>safety pin,
>reflective signal surface,
>tea bag,
>waterproof bag,
>whistle,
>and wire clip.
>>645490
Holding CTRL when clicking should do the trick when using chrome
>>645538
>teabag but nothing to purify water with and no way of heating the water up
>>645288
I would TOTALLY fuck his mom!
I'll bet she is one dirty little anal fuck whore!
>>644348
I-is that a piece of fat wood on a lanyard?
>>645587
It is!
>>645542
>fire starter cube
Water purification tablets would have been good though
>>644348
>Tinder on a rope
>TINDER
>ON A ROPE
>4$
Fuck man.
>>645604
>That wood full of resin
>That smell
>That color
>That texture
One of my favourite things tvh
>>644348
>I'd buy that for a dollar!
No seriously, this is just a large match for outdoors type, it's something you burn.
I suppose for a joke I could have it on my key chain that has micro EDC survival tools.
anyine got that picture of the hilariously overcomplicated fishermans knife?
blue handle. had a hook sharpener on the handle of the knife. a small fork at the tip?
lost it when my old pc died and i cant find it anywhere
>>644384
eh, trigger is too small
OP here.
Yours for only $279.99!
>>644384
i imagine a fat guy who slams thujas in a park and a his dissapointed face when one after the another broke
>>647723
299$
>>647699
>all that bear grylls shit
>a charger that holds exactly one (1) charge
>fucking swedish firesteel instead of lighters
>shit flashlight
>plasticy BPO canteen
yikes
>>647699
>tiny first aid kit with useless fucking shit in it
>"survival" kit
>useless fucking tacti-cool memeshovel that has been reported to break within the first few uses
>button compass
>no filter
>backpack that will likely fall apart in the first month (oh well, at least there's a sewing kit in the survival kit)
>Cold Steel memesword
>canteen isn't metal so you can't boil water in it
Wew lads, this is why you build your own survival kits from scratch.
>>645462
You're supposed to buy 5 of everything faggot. It's basic survivan
>>645538
>energy nugget
i fucking love plutonium
