>Be me
>hunting for quail and such
>sees Cottontail darting towards a bush
>using 12 gauge
>takes shot
>direct hit
>son of a bitch
>rabbit is mutilated
>little guy is torn in half with only a few muscle fibers keeping the body from tearing in half
>sees coyote coming over a ridge
>better leave it here
>look of disappointment streaks across my father's face
>"nice shot, Anon"
>damnit
>>635950
What were you using in the shotgun?
Why didn't you bodyslam the fucking coyote and eat it? Fucking betafag...
>>635950
Did you shoot it with deer slugs? Jesus
>be me
>deer hunting
>three days in
>no luck
>taking constipated MRE shot
>hear rustling coming from nearby foliage
>it's not my jimmies
>pick up gun
>trace movement and fire thrice
>hear moaning
>walk over to kill
>tfwhuntingaccident.jpg
>it is a high school student that was coming down from his shift at the fire tower
>dig bullets out of his crippled body
>swift stomp to middle of his neck
>move to different state and sell guns
Oops
>>636145
OP once more
Fucking great
>>635950
>hunting rabbits with a shotgun
That's what you get anon
next time use a pellet gun
>>636219
Anon did say they were hunting for "quail and such."
I presume that would mean other fowl.
Maybe he just saw the rabbit and thought, "hmm, never had rabbit."
>>635991
What type of shot you use? That coyote probably died of lead poisoning
>>636251
I always use non-toxic.
>>636145
he got rick'd
>>636145
Dick cheney?
>>636145
>it's not my jimmies
my sides
>>635991
No, dipshit, why didn't you bodyslam the coyote and eat the coyote?
>>636145
>shooting before verifying your target
>>636989
I said oops now what more do you want from me
>using my newly bought M1
>inna stand waiting for deer
>suddenly, big as buck in my line of sight
>aim for the heart
>pull trigger
>nothing
>I didn't slam the bolt forward enough when I got into the stand
>rerack
>deer fucking bolts
>>636145
Last day of duck season today, watched my mojo tip right over into the river. Got it drying out, hoping it isn't fucked!
>>636145
Are you priming the pump, fbi? You made me chuckle at least.
>>636145
Oops indeed.
