Is there anything better than being /out/ with a happy, dopey dog?
Sure. You could be the lucky guy who pumps some lead in your aggressive offleash mutt
I pepperspray all barking dogs on the trail, on the leash or not.
If the owners bitch about it, I spray them too!
>>626950
MTGOW don't have to be nice.
I coexist with myself, everybody else can fuckoff. I am /out/, you are a parasite.
I am a rock, I am an island.
>>626966
You are not a real MGTOW.
Its amazing the lengths that women will go to to discredit ideas that they do not like.
Protip: No real man would ever say mean things about doge.
Dogs are the only real love that MGTOWs get.
Nice try though.
>>626979
>Protip: No real man would ever say mean things about doge.
I love doges, especially when BBQed. Though watch lead content.
>>626918
>>626948
I oughta suffocate you, you little prick!
>>626990
Tits or get the fuck out.
>>627013
Dick or GTFU
>>626979
>Dogs are the only real love that MGTOWs get.
No means no.
>>627021
No is just a cheap whore's way of trying to pose as a decent woman.
MGTOW never even hear no, much less listen to what bitches say in the first place!
>>626918
It always seems to be woman who can't control their dogs. "Here boy". "Get over here". "Stop!" Then after we learn that there are beta to their dogs they start with the as its running toward you aggressively "he's friendly". "He doesn't bite". Well I'm not friendly and I shoot.
>>627027
>>627027
Nope
>>626948
no you dont
>>626990
>trying this hard
>>627045
>New edition: harder that Die Hard
>>627042
Yes. Yes I do. I don't discriminate.
>>627056
No, he means you don't actually spray any dogs or people at all.
>>627083
Why would he do that? Macing is caring.
>>626979
Is it mean to say that dogs are good at one thing...target practice
Also decorations. You take the carcass and nail it to a tree with a spike. It's really cool to watch and spoopy enough that it keeps two legged faggots from trespassing
>>627051
First nice dog I ever met
>>626948
than i shoot you dead because some stranger initiated a violent attack on another for the reason of some schizophrenic paranoia about barking dogs.
>>627108
I know, right? I named him Sniffles.
>>627119
Dogs are property and thus have little value $25 or so and you display the typical dog fucker attitude that everyone wants to be attacked by your shit eater
>>627127
>$25 or so
Are you retarded? Property value is worth far more than $25, especially when you can prove you paid more for it.
>>627127
you threatened to spray the owner as well. If someone threatens to destroy my property and do bodily harm to me, i will kill the threat. You will be some random stranger bleeding out in the dirt while lifeflight comes to recover your body. i will probably be back out walking my dog the next day without worrying about some dog hating psychopath hiding out in the bushes.
>>627186
This is exactly how that will work too. May take a few months to get your gun back, though.
>>627051
>>627185
2 words
Leash law
You will get zero and sued and jailed if you attack me Mr lawbreaker
>inB4 dindu nuffin
>>627186
Ha-ha! You think only one person in the world will defend herself against your weaponized attack dogs? Don't worry, you will be so overwhelmed with emotion watching your dog bleed out that you will be an easy match despite your 100 pound weight advantage
