Alright, so my mom called me over to fix a tree that went crooked, and I came to find this. She tells me it's about 5 months old. How do I go about straightening this?
1) fix your fucking pic
2) get a new tree
>>621233
Cool.
> your mom called me over, too...
Not sure if fixable but loosen the rope that's pulling on the thing like a g-string
>>621273
Weird that's what I did when his mom called me over!
tie a rope to the top of it and and tie it to a stake in the ground
>>621233
re tie it correctly. also tell you're mom to get a Big Black Bull to help her around the house.
> itt
> single mom
> limp ass tree
> kid what do?
Sad really.
>remove post
>go to other side of tree
>hammer post back into ground
>attach rope to pull other way
The only way to straighten it out is for you and your mom to kill yourself. She is obviously a whore and probably fucks niggers and you were raised by a slut and probably are a tranny in training.
>>621631
woah too far bro. i mean it is obvious his mom fucks niggers. and he is probably a faggot since he doesn't understand basic physics. but you can't just go around telling people to off themselves.
The post was put too far away from the tree, either redo the post in the otherwise but closer, or get a taller post and attach that to that the tree stands upright
>>621739
Alternatively take that tree out because it looks shit and replace it with a Japanese acer or a ceris siliquastrium (hope I spelt that right)
>>621233
/r/marijuanaenthusiasts
>>621276
it has to Wantogo straight,, you cant force it!
,, a nurturing enviro would be nice,, lawns a little oveRoundup?,, topsoil looks thin.
,, and for Dogesake!, cover those post ends!!, justhe old scars talking there.
>>622489
Man, whats up with the way you type? Ive seen you here before
Body slam it back to the original position.
>>622489
Baconrider pls go
