How many people on /out/ have a beard?
Just curious
>>615753
Damit
I do.
I am bearded
Me
>tfw native American genetics so no beard
>tfw brother got most of European genes and can grow a decent beard
Death take me now
>>615796
My twin brother can't really grow a beard, yet I have a very full beard when I want. Just this year I wore one year round, used to be a winter only beard.
Not me but I can grow kinda pic related, no genes for a full beard just a redneck fu-man-chu plus westerado mustache combo. So confederate general, western cowboy type facial hair when grown out. Not blonde thankfully
Beard here
>>615753
3 or 4 years here. Around 8 inches. Guess it could be longer, but I don't trim it and do the beard creams and stuff. I just stopped shaving. Lol
>>615818
You seem a decent fellow.
Nice looking country. Where's that at?
Yup.
>>615782
you look like the cowardly lion ;3
I can grow a beard but I cant grow a stache.
it comes in all crisscrossed
Shaved it off when I turned 30 because it made me look my age, also I carve stone sometimes and dust masks and respirators don't work with a beard. Sometimes it tries to grow back though.
>>615862
Uber gay, too precise for å straight guy, but hey I don't judge, just sayin'
Last time I shared was 4 or 5 years ago, true hipster, had a beard before it was lumberhomosecks. Probably won't ever shave completly, just trim, currently haven't trimmed in 7 months but sttangely I dont look like a hobo.
>>615880
>Only non shit beard here.
He looks like he has a job and showers regularly. The other guys look lazy.
id guess that everyone on /out/ who can grow a beard has one
>>615920
You sound like a dick.
>>615956
Why? I wasn't trying to be oneone lol
been letting my beard grow every winter eversince i could, so like 15 years now. just feels natural.
>tfw the connectors are still blonde
I'll get there, one day.
>>615753
No beard, but I've tried it. Being a baby-face a beard makes me look more like my age, but it's so uncomfortable I can't have it.
Be it eating, drinking or brushing teeth, there's always something. Moreover, it makes me feel I just woke up in the gutter, and it itches.
>I bought my first DE-razor almost exactly 10 years ago, Gillette Tech highly recommended.
>>615818
I have facial hair. Surprisingly similar to this alon
Though when mine starts to thicken out it turns. More redish
Only reason I haven't gone full beard is because some spots take longer to thicken out and turn redish. So it looks silly
>>615920
I mean he's the most attractive guy in the thread so
My beard while at work
I do.
Part of the fun is how it drives my grandmother up the wall whenever she sees me.
i do, it collects dew on cold foggy mornings and also yoghurt
>>615862
ARE YOU THE ACTOR THAT PLAYED ANAKIN SKYWALKER AS A KID
>have beard
>fiance says remove beard
>no longer have beard
>>616086
>being this much of a cuck
Hello yes I am beard.
Gets a bit unruly when /out/ since it's long, but I shampoo/oil/brush it regularly when I'm not on the trail so it's smooth and uniform.
>>616053
Thanks for making my point, I didn't mean to troll or whatever tho friend :)
>woodchips and sawdust in beard
ABSOLUTELY HARAM.
I shave once a week or there abouts.
25 year old here,
>clean-shaven
pros:
baby-face, been told I look like a young Hugh Grant - 20 y.o girls appear to like this.
cons: been told that I look like a young Hugh Grant, sensitive skin after shave is stingy as fuck. my sideburns puff out if I don't get haircut regularly.
>5 o'clock shadow
pros: look my age, feels nice, master-race
cons: if it grows out too much I look like a bum
>full beard
pros: I look a lot older, I work out so it makes me look like a beast
cons: fits in with the beard-meme, look like every second guy who drinks brewdog beer, plus I don't think most females like this look while most males do.
My beard in it's natural habitat, repelling sub-zero temps while snowboarding in Duluth. I keep it closely cropped (like my hair) because it collects shit and looks terroristic when long.
>>616084
Looks like it.
>>616106
Your gf has longer shorts than you do
>>616148
Nice, I might try a neoprene beard some time.
>>615867
Im going to assume that was a compliment
>>615837
TISM.
>>616148
qt3.14 on the right?
>>615753
>beard?
my GF. But I think Beards are very uncomfy. Dirty.
I'm a lady, so no
>>616256
you can't be a lady if you have a penis
not even if it's a tiny hairless one
Yes sir
>>616289
Fuckin made me spit water onto my lathe man.
>>616299
Australians detected
>>616211
And a consequently less comfy hike
Thusly.
>>616435
And Happy St. Patrick's Day!
>>615920
>You're gay based on how you look in one photo
>but hey I don't judge
>>616223
May be a stupid question, but what do you mean by the acronym "TISM"?
>>615922
Yeah...you know the colloquial saying about assuming...
>>615753
>>615753
i cut mine for work.
>it hurts me every day.
>>616301
why are you on 4chan while running a lathe thats not safe
Gotta keep it clean-ish being in Japan.
>>616525
> projecting homo rape issues
Poor babby. Hurts much still?
>>616531
Its all CNC, i have a 2m 45s cycle time, after i check the part i have about 2 minutes to check 4chan before i have to pull the next one
>brown hair
>blond mustache
>red beard
damn it hair. pick a colour and stick with it
>>616585
Same problem here, like a fucking hunting dog
>>616544
ah, japan. where any old fuccboi can be considered masculine
>>615753
Beards are pretty gross.
>>616608
If you're not a fem-anon, your opinion is rather meaningless.
If you can't grow one, your opinion is rather meaningless.
If you can grow one "gross" isn't an opinion I would agree with, bothersome would be closer.
>>616615
beards can be gross tho, when all kinds of icky shit is stuck in them and pieces of rotting food.
>>615862
Rodin ?
>>616622
is the hair on top of your head gross? i take care of my beard the same way as you take care of your hair
>and bitches like it
>>616622
> confusing hygene with a beard
Grow, learn.
>>616615
even if it was a fem-anon the opinion would be meaningless
>any woman who is un accepting of a mans beard is not a woman you want to be with
>>616666
Nice quads
>>616666
I don't agree, but can I disagree with quads?
>any woman who is un accepting of a mans beard is not a woman you want to be with
What if it is the woman of your dreams and the only problem is that she doesn't like beards? What if her favourite color is not the same as yours? What if you have such high standards you'll spend the rest of your life alone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlgbKIswpzI
>>616745
She wouldn't be the woman of my dreams then. Besides, why give her the authority to dictate the state of your facial hair? That's opening the door to being pussy-whipped if you're unable to stand up for your own beard.
>>616748
Glorious. Simply glorious
Working on it
>>616477
He's saying you've got autism
>>616622
>having a beard keeps you from showering.
>>616745
I'm already not alone, she loves the beard, we go /out/, life is good.
>>615880
OP here, I'm a sawyer on a chainsaw crew and work a pretty decent amount of fire clean up. And yes I shower every two days. Loving my beard, reason I don't have a Statche is because I shave it.
>can't grow a beard and never will be able to
t-thanks for the genetics, dad
My beard is patchy on the cheeks, and my mustache is thin and lightly colored right under my nose. The corners of my mustache grow super long, but the rest doesn't get longer than an inch or so.
My chin is full and long, though I've got a bunch of white hairs on the side for some reason.
As long as I keep it trimmed pretty short, it looks ok, but if I let it grow out it looks like shit.
>>617079
Also, I get a bad case of neckbeard of I don't trim under the jawline.
>>617056
>reason I don't have a Statche is because it's haram.
Makes you look like a muslim.
yeah
>>617056
>reason I don't have a Statche is because I shave it
And here I was thinking you lost it in some freak accident
>>617056
Amish mode.
Can't say I like the looks of it but it is functional I bet.
>>617056
Glad you're following sunnah akhi!
>>615753
i did, just to try it. found it waay to cumbersome, i felt like a faggot with all the trimming and time in the mirror
>>617208
Op here I'm originally from Lancaster, PA
>>617550
I'm originally from Reading, PA
about to start growing since winter is cumming
>>617552
OP again. I was born in Reading, grew up in the cocalico area
>>615753
I may have low testosterone, can't grow a beard even if I had to.
>>617761
might also have something to do with your age. beard triggers for different men at different ages
>>617765
I'm 24, guess there is some hope left, right?
>>617769
theres always hope friend! unless your eskimo or native american or something. trace up some of your ancestry. you meaby even discover something cool.
>will have to shave my shitty beard in the near future to be able to wear a respirator at welding school
feels batman
How long does it even take to grow a full beard?
>>617790
depends person to person, this takes me 2-3 months
I can grow a full but short beard in a couple of weeks. While I have had a large bushy beard for long periods in the past, I now tend to roll a beard for a month or so and then shave it off again in a cyclic fashion.
>>617790
I'd say it takes me six weeks to have an okay looking beard. Here's a photo of ~six months growth.
>>617819
That looks awful.
>>617821
Counterpoint. I think it suits him quite well.
But I'm a dude so...
>>616087
I think you need to get a dictionary out and research what that word means.
>>617958
I think you need to grow some balls and stand up for yourself.
>>617978
>caring about your woman's happiness makes you a pussy
No wonder there are so many foreveralones here.
>>617995
She better shave her privates very well, otherwise anon is right and you're a cuck.
(Guess what, language and slang evolves)
>>618004
I thought shaved pussies went out of vogue in middle school? Oh well.
>>618016
wow what a cuck.
>>618004
>(Guess what, language and slang evolves)
Didn't know that this meant you can give any unrelated meaning you want to any word.
Thanks for the info
>>616087
0/10
designer stubble reporting-in. hard af imho tbh
>>618061
>you can give any unrelated meaning
It's not unrelated. I guess you're new.
>>618077
>It's not unrelated.
Yes it is.
>I guess you're new.
If you consider people who started coming here in 2006 new then yeah.
>>618077
>moot fucks with /pol/
>a bunch of /pol/esmokers and redditors spam and force the shit out of the word all over the board because they're fucking idiots
>suddenly cuck has a new meaning
lol
>>618082
"A cuckold (sometimes shortened to cuck) is the husband of an adulterous wife"
Has turned into:
"cuck: used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc. "
And is used on 4chan as a word for being willfully dominated by just about anyone. But in this case, it's extremely related since it's a fiance situation.
I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
>>618093
Shaving a beard equates to being dominated. News to me.
>>618118
>have beard
>fiance says remove beard
>no longer have beard
Yeah, you wanted to have a beard, but your fiance had you remove it.
Conceding something she wanted to her regarding something I had only because I was too lazy to shave daily... I am submissive as fuck. The pegging makes so much sense now.
>>617080
You are me in the future
I look like this now, had a longer beard but I trimmed it to look less like a savage since I got back to the city. Otherwise I cant care less to shave, I shave once in a year or two, when I go to the hair cutter. Too lazy to shave myself.
>>618129
take and give is the basis of any human relationship
>>618093
>"cuck: used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc. "
According to who? A bunch of idiots on 4chan?
Come on.
I cannot grow a proper one thanks to my genes. I'm clean shaven usually and I like it. Even when my facial hair gets to be about 1/4 of an inch long it's super itchy to me.
I am slightly jealous of beardfags because beards are currently a popular trend and artsy bitches are all about it.
>>618204
you look like a red haired version of Jay from RLM
part asian so can't grow beard. just long stubble.
>>616585
Moustache is half brown half blonde, hair is brown, beard is mostly brown with red blonde and black hairs mixed in.
>>617788
Letting your lungs decide on your beard is almost as bad as letting gf decide
I let mine grow out for 2 and a half months. And I figured out that my facial hair has this "I touch little 10 year old girls that also happen to be my cousins north florida redneck" kinda look. So I shaved.
>>617110
>all that milsurp
come on man, really?
>>618243
> popular
> trend
> artsy
> bitches
Four reasons NOT TO GROW YOUR BEARD!
WTF fam?
>>618067
I used to rock that setup, the ingrown hairs were annoying/ugly. Now I just go full beard, no beard, or staggered beard.
>>618093
what a load of bullshit.
>>618218
Just stop, that one cannot maintain personal relationships and will never understand what having a fiance is like.
>>620187
>ingrown hairs
i guess i'm lucky but i don't have that probem with stubble
I haven't been beardless in almost five years. I've kind of forgotten what I look like without one.
I'm pretty sure that if I shaved it, half my friends wouldn't recognize me at first.
>>617211
Another Muzzie in the house!
>>618093
>Thinking 2006 anons are new
I was genetically blessed to not have a lot of body hair. I can't grow a beard.
>Inb4 chink
bearded guy here
Please shave. Beards are for hipster faggots
Also
>>>/soc/
>>>/fa/
>>620612
oh for fuck's fuck who cares
>>620612
>that image
>this is parody
No one take him seriously.
>>616062
does it look different when you're not at work?
>>620896
at work he's probably sucking it in
Can I use the same wax I use on my tools as beard wax? (It's organic)
>tfw your breath freezes to your beard
I have never known a more manly feeling in my life
>>621540
>it's organic
That means exactly jack fucking shit.
>>615782
Shit you look like a younger version of me.
>>616636
you've a good smile, anon.
>>616608
Nah man, beards are neat. They are fun to play with and look nice.
>>616749
>give her the authority to dictate the state of your facial hair?
Relax, anon. I would just roofie you and shave you when you're out cold:D
Bunch of summertime nancy boys ITT
>>615862
'mirin
>>615931
Nope.
I like my baby face. Just turned 27 and I look it with facial hair.
I'm more like getting carded for everything everywhere when I shave.
>>617505
Sounds like you're doing it wrong.
>inb4 bait
>>615818
Who are you trying to fool?
No matter how many names you invent for it, that isn't a beard.
>>615753
>>626410
compared to not having any hair at all because of baldness, it does actually require significant time in the morning not to look like shit. always stray hairs that needs trimming and curling because of it rubbing against pillow when sleeping.
>>616106
From this one moment, this looks like you could have a very happy life, and that makes me feel good inside. Thanks, anon.
this threads been going a lot longer then i expected. guess il post my excuse for a beard
>>626442
If this beard was woman beard it would be a beard.
It is beard.
>>627041
Hei Madsen. Skjegget ditt ser ut som kjonnshårene mine:D
>>627048
>:D
>>615782
>I am bearded
Yes you are. I found you a friend.
>>616371
rofl
>>617761
Testosterone is produced from fat. You may just be eating too lean. I had a patchy beard (in my late twenties), but when I started eating about 2-3 lbs of butter every month, beard is fuller, I have more energy and my drive is up. I also don't take shit from people as much, but that may just be because I've got more muscle, too.
>>627080
>I started eating about 2-3 lbs of butter every month.
I am also bearded
>>627554
Prove it.
If you dont have a beard, and also dont have tits, you are a certified gay homofag. That's science.
>>627733
My nipples have beards. That counts.
>>627087
That's like 8000 calories (roughly 1 kilo), divided on a month it's not that much if the rest of your diet is good. ~2,500 calories a day x 30 = 75,000, even more if you're training and all. That should be around 37g butter (265 calories) a day right? I suck at math.
And proper butter's good for ya. No fucking margarine shite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg-CHPqhO2M
>>627854
>And proper butter's good for ya. No fucking margarine shite.
Still wouldn't nom down butter sticks though. Dude, eat some mackerel. Good fat good protein. And fat from any wild game is better than soyfed cow. Venison has a higher level of omega3 than any of the commercialized meat on the marked, including (soyfed) salmon.
>>627733
What if you're real fat, and have tits as a result?
>mfw I can't grow a beard
>mfw all of my friends have beards
>>627965
Mmm smoked mackerel mmmm
>>628040
>the way the whole house stinks of kippers for days
Fucking love it
/soc/ please go
>>627035
<3
>>628751
>the way the whole house stinks of kippers for days
Smoked mackerel. You're doing it wrong.
>>617211
Dude, 4chan is haram!
>>617019
nigga you look like trevor
Yes.
>>630107
This looks very New Zealandish.
>>630107
Yeah. I think so too.
Garb is aussie, but scape is NZ
>>619530
Problem, comrade?
>>617761
Most men have the same amount of test. It's not the hormone itself, but a particular chemical that acts upon it that us linked to facial hair growth . I forget the name, Google it.
OP we look alike.
>>616435
Shaved off muh stately beard for the wedding.
*asked to attend, not exchange vows. I've already done that and gotten over it. Twice...
>>617819
>this camping trip sucks
>2015 not having a beard
>look at that faggot. He doesn't even have a walking stick
>my feet hurt
Beard reporting in.
>>616247
bet she makes you wear silk panties too huh?
>>616435
I dig the natural coloring Beard/Beard would beard again
>>616544
Gotta become a samurai shogun or something for long facial hair to be appropriate there right?
>>632436
Im NZer and the boots, shorts and hat are made in NZ.
>>632775
Or Yakuza.
>>632810
Lionbrah?
>>632810
If you're modelling career doesn't pan out, you could always join the circus as a bearded lady.
The feeling of wind grabbing your beard while on a boat ocean fishing with buddies. Best feeling
I truly pity the beardless
>>632810
It's not everday I see a dude in a wig!
> wierd boner commencing
Work in progress
>>632946
Glasses and mustache works together. There's just something about the combo that glasses alone or mustache alone just can't do
>>620599
so, injun?
>>616106
What a great picture
>>616148
AXIS POWER DETECTED
My beard is not as impressive
I used to have a nice beard, and then was stricken with alopecia barbae.
>>632773
Thanks! This thread makes me miss it. When I had it, I was tired of it!
Every time I grow it out and cut it off, it's got more white in it.
Was fucking ZZ Top BAD ASS back in '07!
>>616148
your gf looks like a doubtful slav about to do some kebab removal
long sometimes, short others.
>>633963
> bald before 30
Jez sayin', prep for it.
(Don't worry, I'd be ashamed to show my face on the net with that hairline, too!)
>>633970
already 30
>>633990
Then you already know
> low-T increses
> hair loss increases
> muscle loss increases
> depression increases
> suicide risk increases
> early grave is indicated
Sad, really.
>>616150
That guy has a beautifully symmetrical face.
>>633994
>thisisnolongerpodracing.jpg
>>633994
For a psycho killer!
>>634030
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away
>>615818
>So confederate general, western cowboy type facial hair when grown out
nope, just faggot
>>625460
Based on the thumbnail I thought that was cum.
>>632465
Word senpai, where are you From?
>>616062
That's a nice beard.
>>632695
>"I'm the type of guy, that will never settle down.
>I don't stat in one place, I roam from town to town"
>>635238
>I roam around around around around around...
>>635285
trrists beard.
>>635285
can't tell if your mexican or ay-rab.
>>615782
Do you coam/koam/(?) your hair?
>>625460
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