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Heard you guys body slam wolves. This true?
sometimes i try and rub my anus with my dick
>>657152
We don't body slam them We rape them.
>>657398
>We rape them.
You spelled "fellate" wrong.
Anyone here metal detect?
Best finds?
>>655458
Is that you Dan?
>>655522
Kevin?
>>655554
Steve? Is that you?
you guys have some tips for a DIY trekking/tarp tent?
Go to REI and buy a $200 tent. Cut it into pieces to make your tarp tent. Go backpacking realize as you are dying that tarp tents are shit.
>>656918
That elephant is severely malnourished.
FUCK YOU OP
>>656952
It's clearly a bear. Can't you read?
Its a new year! Its the middle of winter and I want to go camping /o/ What are your plans for when the weather warms up? Its about this time of year when I get the itch for camping and kayaking but dont want to freeze while sleeping and am not keen on trying to blaze a path through ice with my boat. What trips are you planning?
>>656869
My first trip of the year I want to float and camp the Niobrara River here in Nebraska pic related. Second trip I want to head to Three Lakes Wisconsin for a week or so in the summer, camping in the middle of the north woods hiking, kayaking, sight seeing.
>>656869
Every other year before this one, I have stopped fishing during the coldest winter months. This winter, I vowed to keep fishing all winter, spring, summer, and fall. So far, it's been fun but cold. Lucky for me the winter has been mild this time.
>>656900
Thats got to be nice! Is it warm enough to sleep outside comfortably for the most part? I have seriously been debating on getting snow shoes just so i can still venture into the woods
I'm right near Binghamton too, there isn't a whole lot of places close by, but get up to the Adirondacks and you've got some of the best spots in the country.
Chenango Valley State park is alright to check out, it's close by, but pretty developed in most of it, but it's good to just get out and day hike it.
Oakley Corners forest is outside of Owego. It's nothing special, but no one is there when I go. You can kind of explore it in peace. Pretty small though.
For hunting, head south into Pennsylvania off the Great Bend Exit (first...
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>>656617
Forgot to add Ketchumville state forest, close to Oakley Corners. It's undeveloped, no marked trails. There and Oakley Corners you can dispersed camp.
>>656617
Ive ran at CV state park a few times for cross country races but i never knew there was hiking to do. i always thought it was just "Camping" sites and family picnics.
>live in backwater village in Sweden
>due to low pop there is lots of land sold in the area is sold for symbolic prices like 1 SEK (about 10 cents in USD) for a hundred acres plus permits to build houses for 10000 SEK (1000 USD)
Just exactly how does this work in general? Are you just buying yourself costs?
t. financially inept but tempted every time I open the paper
>>653707
what? what prices are those? the concept of private land is a bit different than in other parts of the world, isn't it?
can foreigners buy land in Sweden like a national citizen? pls answer anon.
>>653712
>the concept of private land is a bit different than in other parts of the world, isn't it?
Yeah
Land that aren't crops or have buildings in the area are free to roam by anyone
>>653720
(pic was a church that was also sold for 1 SEK to some family that now live there. Condition was the upkeep and that it is landmarked, the municipality could no longer pay for it)
I want to get in on this
>have crazy mother from Brazil
>my whole life I've been brought up uncivilized and crazy
>talks around her house by herself
>always tries to command and yell
>live at home because there are a lack of jobs in the area I liva ATM (us)
>mfw today I saw my crazy mother pour cream on the carpet for the dog to eat off
>lost my shit at her and started screaming...
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Post pics
>>652225
You will get more help at /adv/
Also, post pics
>>652225
pics plz
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What /out/ related inventions do you wish existed for consumer markets? Feel free to dream big!
I'd pay good money for a water bottle that refills itself by effectively drawing moisture from the surrounding air.
Silly thread but it's a nice departure from the norm I'll bite.
-Gravity manipulator to make your pack weigh less or nothing
-A solar panel that wirelessly and extremely quickly charged any electronic device ( a stretch I know)
Can't think of anything else at the moment. Your water bottle idea is great OP.
>>643485
/stuck
command for real life. for when you REALLY fuck up and get your shit stuck in some mud, water, or sand.
I wanna be able to visit planets. I wanna walk on Io and Europa. I wanna swim through Jupiter. I wanna play in the rock and dirt on Mercury and Venus. I wanna lay down in the dusky daylight of Pluto and stare at the tiny sun. Or just have a device that would give me a 5ft perimeter free of flies, skeetos, and ticks.
Is it a retarded idea to go out in wilderness (mostly a forest and lake area) for a few days? I'm currently stressed out by some stuff and want to go somewhere calm. I've been learning bushcraft for a few years on and off, so I think I will survive.
What do you want to remind me of? Are there any precautions? Also, how do I avoid getting robbed/assaulted while sleeping?
If you want to destress, go to a lale with hella steak, a canoe, and some pot or beer.
Also, its winter, so pack for warmth. Its always colder than you think itll be.
>>656382
No. Everyone here greatly exaggerates dangers while out to make their lives seem more exciting. You'll be fine.
>Also, how do I avoid getting robbed/assaulted while sleeping?
You don't. It happens to everyone so just be mentally prepared. Or alternatively you could do the raping and robbing. Your choice
Let's say I walked to the Scottish Highlands and kept going North and staying generally to the far North of Scotland. No tent, too broke to even afford one. Only a medium backpack, clothes on my back, including waterproofs, gloves, a hat.
How would I survive without relying on civilisation? I assume there would be plenty of fresh water and scarce but hopefully sufficient for survival forageable food. My main concern would be shelter/ surviving weather.
Thoughts? Tips on food sources and shelter ideas for someone in that situation? Perhaps using natural landmarks...
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The best foraging is trashcans. Also some bins have knives you can use to protect yourself. Sleep in McDonalds bathrooms or crawl into the attic. You will be fine m8. Live your dream. Allahu ackbar salamimylaykun
>>656992
Thanks. I've browsed 4chan frequently and infrequently since 2005, but this is my first post on /out/. I expected more hostility, it's warming to get a genuine reply. I'll keep your advice in mind, though I was considering more living in wooded areas and wilderness than a place with a lot of mcdonalds and trashcans.
I would highly suggest getting a tent of some sort. Sleeping without shelter will be extremely difficult, especially in a place like Scotland.
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Those of you who live in or have visited Southeast Alaska, what was your experience like?
Recently, I visited Haines and I had the time of my life. The community is SUPER nice, great food, INCREDIBLE scenery, great trails, gorgeous lakes, and an awesome radio station (KHNS). I really couldn't be more fond of Haines, however I've only visited Haines and Juneau in S.E. Alaska. Is there anywhere else that I should go when I decide to go back to Haines again?
Post pics of your travels in Southeast Alaska too if have them.
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![Haines_Winter_Postcard[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ayuaCF.jpg "Haines_Winter_Postcard[1].jpg")
>>656861
![4818_haines_alaska_map_sign[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ynHhx2.jpg "4818_haines_alaska_map_sign[1].jpg")
>>656864
Im looking at getting a shotgun, I will be using it off ATVs and out the sunroof of a truck culling rabbits in NZ.
Is 22" too short of a barrel and what us meant by "interchoke" Im not familiar with shotties I normally use .22lr but want to get them when they flush.
>.22lr rifle
>scoped
>suppressed
>pile of bunnies
>that fence
I knew it had to be NZ the moment I saw that picture.
Also I have nothing to contribute to the thread, but have a free bump and a happy new year my fellow kiwifriend.
>>656270
>that fence
I know what you mean. There's a lot of idiots that cross slot the batten staples properly like this one has.
Happy New Year, Cuzzie.
As Titled ^
Pick semi related.
C'MON Bump' they all seem fake.
>>648558
Alone in the Wilderness
Survivorman
You may end your search here. Godspeed, anon.
I think I may have found the perfect place for ManCamp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX2MvCnyRTo
There is even a fjord
This is my /out/ fantasy. Anyone else?
>>642690
>ghost town
>working street lights
That would freak the shit out of me.
Jesus christo that presenter is a big fat blob. How does an obese person get a job where people have to look at it.
Hello I tried posting this thread on /diy/ but perhaps this board is more appropriate.
I want to buy a book on vegetable/herb/fruit growing since its something I want to get into. Ideally it should be one huge tome full of everything I need but one introductory book + one advanced seems reasonable too.
I have tried googling some recommendations but have not found anything that I like, most books seem to be full of pictures but little useful information. Can anyone suggest anything?
>>656275
The Encyclopedia of Country Living.
You can find a .pdf of John Seymour's The complete book of self-sufficiency.
It's a little old fashioned but an interesting read, and covers all the basis so you have a good working knowledge of the whole system and the interplay between different elements.
