You're at a dinner party with a group of people you don't like very much, you need to say something ridiculous and out of place so none of them will want to speak to you for the rest of the night.
What is the most autistic piece of automotive trivia you can pull out to let them all know they are dealing with a massive anorak?
Hey did you guys know the Mclaren F1 uses the taillight a from a Bova bus? Isn't that funny?!
>>15442773
Hey guys did you know Miatas are faster than Honda's?
>>15442773
>What do you mean none of you drive manual?
>let me explain why it's the best.
Also
>pretend to be alphonse irl and just talk about GM is BTFO without provocation
>>15442915
Is that shit yours senpai?
If so, get a light smoke on the rear windows and clean up the front bumper please. Sikk ride senpai.
Wasn't there like a huge cross-board meme of a guy standing alone in a corner at a party talking shit to himself about all the happy social people?
>>15442773
This smoked salmon is delicious Sarah. Reminds me of the slight smokey smell of an old multi-layer steel head gasket.
Which reminds me, I much prefer the early 'T' precombustion chambers in the Silver Top compared to the 'I' chambers in the Black Top, don't you? Far better flame front projection on the piston crown even with the smaller transfer port, and no danger of combustion tracking into the fire ring on the head gasket opposite the injector as is common with the 'I' chamber.
Now pass me the salad, you cunt, and I'll tell you all about why HOAT excels in corrosion protection for CGI blocks with aluminium cylinder heads compared to OAT.
>>15442773
Haha did you guys know i drive a manual? It's so much more superior than automatic. I even got a custom dildo shifter for the lulz hahah I'm so silly
>>15442773
"I love my Honda Civic it's the fastest car ever, my inspiration was Paul Walker in The Fast and The Furious. Do you guys know the film? It depicts a group of street racers getting into all sorts of high octane hijinks. It's pretty much the best movie ever made."
If you said this near me I would give you this face and never speak to you ever again.
>>15442994
The corvette beat the Gt-r around willow springs in a all-time of 1:32 compared to 2:56 for the Gt-r.
>>15442988
>>15443050
All my trucks are manual though.....
>>15442947
Sorry brother it isnt mine.
But it's very similiar to the build I want for an e30.
My dad said he's willing to match me 20 grand To buy an E30 M3 if i dont reenlist.
Does it have to be true?
>>15442883
Yeah you would probably be too embarrassed to speak after you get laughed out of the room
>>15442971
Here is the /g/ version.
My dick goes in the exhaust when its still warm.
hot fug fug fug fug
>>15442773
You know anon when i buy a new car i smell the drivers seat to see how fresh the previous owner was, it helps with resale value!!
>>15442971
This is the /o/ related version that I have.
>>15442773
