>waiting at red light
>turn head to the left
>see this
wat do
Scream like a little girl, because there's a de-aged ghost.
Stare back for a second, go back to fucking with my phone and crank the sub up
More than you can accord, pal
Smoke em.
>be me
>be Fabio
>See two fuccbois pull up in vehicle next to me
>it's on
>revving ensues
>gotta take it the next level
>start making out with honey in my passenger seat
>fuccbois floor it and speed away from me
>mfw I'm in the wrong movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghDDdQxgXRw
>>15438444
Ask how a dead man can drive a car
>>15438444
>Crash
>>15438444
>>15438444
Whatever they say even if they say nothing at all, the response will be the same:
>Cool ride, man!
More than you can afford, pal.
>Hey, bro, your tail light is out.
More than you can afford, pal!
>Excuse us, sir, we're lost, can you tell which way t--
More than you can afford, PAL!
>We're on our way to mega party with lots of hot slutty girls. You seem cool and you're more than welcome to joi--
M-more...MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD, PAL!!!
>>15438444
"Hey! Race to to that lamppost up ahead."
>>15438450
Thanks Mr Skeltal
the only thing to do
shemale
>at a stop light in my piece of shit DD Avalon
>98 Eclipse pulls up and revs engine
>are you fucking serious, I'm in a fucking Avalon
>guy just floors it with the trumpets of rice going off
>I drive normally
>continues to floor it and then cuts me off despite the fact his lane ended and has to merge into mine
>license plate is "IAMCOOL"
>police lights go up as I turn down the street to my house
lmfao, holy shit
my usual tactic
>rev engine
>put it in first
>let off clutch a little so it jumps forward a bit
>put it in second
>stare at the light with laser focus
>green
>let them take off
>slowly creep of the line at a turtles pace
>they look like assclowns
>eventually catch up to them
>they give me angry looks
>shrug
>shift into third and speed past so they hear my BOV
>pic related
>>15438584
You do know he died burning to death while IN the car?
>>15438444
>"More than you can afford, pal. Buick!"
>rev engine
>take off without looking in front of me
>rear end the car in front of me
>call mom
>>15438444
Ask how much their car's worth
>>15443086
Not him but I just realized I live across town from where he literally crashed and burned
>>15438444
assume they're gay
I'd just crank up the Eurobeat to increase my driver chi beyond my usual limits and show those fuccbois what a 1300cc italian-designed, brazilian built, Fiat Palio Fire can do.
>>15438467
>>15438751
>>15443682
Dis be gold, matey-boy.
>Hey i liked you in the iron giant
more than you can afford pal.
"Chill out dude, it's just an exhaust leak"
>>15438444
Ask Vin Diesel for an autograph, and say I loved him in XxX.
>>15438444
Start freaking out about cult/government conspiracy since Paul Walker is alive after all.
>>15438444
Ask them what's the retail on one of those
>coming back into my hometown after being on the highway
>speed trap where it goes from 75 to 55 to 50
>dumb bitches in a convertible are speeding up behind me
>I'm passing someone else because they've slowed down to 40 and I want to go home
>while I'm still passing, bitches whip around me in the turn lane doing at least 60 and keep going
>get mad but there's nothing I can do about it
>see highway patrol pull out of the school up ahead and pull those dumb bitches over
>laugh
g-g-g-ghost
>>15438444
Faggots like these usually drive obnoxiously loud clapped out civics here.
Suffice to say they'd be a waste of perfectly good diesel, given their lawn mower engines produce literally no torks.
The only thing you can do when the ghost of the patron saint of hooning pulls up. Rev the nuts off it and get ready to launch it like its stolen.
>at the lights
>faggot Asian in EP3 Type R pulls up at the lights next to me
>his window down, arm hanging out of car, music bumpin, he's inching forward and forward whilst he's looking at me
>next set of lights, his window is up, and his music is completely turned down, looking straight ahead avoiding eye contact
such is life in a GT Liberty
>>15443086
He doesn't care. He's jealous of Paul Walker's former driving prowess and is too much of a dicksuck to comprehend that a great man died
>>15438444
>>15438678
>>15449335
well memed
>>15443682
>>15438444
>take a bite of my pizza slice
>it's not delivery, pal. Digorno.
>light turns green and I crash into a fucking ditch
>sitting at light
>turn your head to right
>see the actual cannibal himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2FMSnl8qOY.
>>15443036
How do you make your car jump forward a little with a manual?
Wouldn't that be bad for the clutch? more so then taking off normally.
>>15438444
>turn head to the left
>see oncoming traffic
>I'm always in left lane
>>15438444
hand them my pack of mentos, the freshmaker
>>15443036
You sound autistic
>>15438444
i cry to muhself because pauls gone ;_;
he is just gone anon its all over
ITS A GHOST OH NO
>>15438444
Scream "I am from the future, you will die by being a dumbass. Don't buy that Porsche if you want to live."
>>15454250
vin would be crying too
why did paul have to die why couldnt it be that fuckface only
>>15454061
>I'm a terrible driver
Are you an Asian or a woman?
