what is the most fucked up thing you've ever seen
me: for reasons I will probably never understand, someone put a diesel engine in a '62 stingray, along with an exhaust system that was clearly ripped out of a truck. The dealer was asking for $15,000 "since it can pass a smog test". Most of the interior was ripped out as well and replaced with sparco gunk. It was also missing a door.
>>15431228
That sounds horrifying. Although missing a door, no interior, and a drivetrain swap makes it sound like the thing was probably a worthless clapped out piece of shit before, so it might not be much of a waste
i was in college and i started playing beer pong with this cute girl
fast forward two hours and i'm fucking her from behind in my friends bathroom, but i'm not stupid so i pulled out and i was drunk so i jizzed everywhere. on the toilet, on the wall, the floor, everywhere but in this girl
yeah that's the most fucked up thing i've ever seen, jizz everywhere
>>15431424
Wow anon, great moves out there, proud of you
>>15431509
it was like 6 or 7 years ago, maybe more
i learned the best place to cum is in a girls mouth
as long as you have a low-sodium diet they'll always be happy that they won't get pregnant and there's minimal clean up
but yeah, jizz everywhere
>>15431530
I travel in a shit tier camper van when I can
I just use a fake name honestly
>>15431424
For some reason "fucking her from behind" made me think you were butt fucking her, which made me expect the story to end with shit everywhere
>>15431539
no you can access the primary hole from behind too
>>15431539
>not giving her a fisher in the back seat of your car
>>15431228
I saw a discarded t-back beside a school tennis court. I understand why it's there, because it is a pretty good place to fuck in
>>15431228
>be me
>be watching American pickers on tv
>they're at some boomer's house he's showing them through his garage
>they're looking at his mint restored 30's ford coupe, real airflow looking thing
>car's real understated and clean, nice dark blue paint job
>pops the hood
>fucking CORVETTE motor in there, red intake manifold and all
>just about flip my shit at the tv
Jesus fucking christ on a bicycle man.
i once saw a man turning without using his turn signal
shit was so fucked up
i mean when i wave in and out of traffic going fast i always use my turn signal, but this random old person thought he knew better
fucking hell
