>She puts her feet on my dash
>Tell her to take them off
>"It's just a car"
Autism, but I feel you.
>he puts her feet on the dash
>not on ur face or around ur cock
>>15430043
She's disrespecting you. Kick her ass out.
>>15430043
Had the same shit happen to me once. was in a classic. "its just a car"
That was the last time i saw her.
>>15430043
> It's only a few miles to walk
'B-BUT ANON-KUN, YOU SAID YOU'D GIVE ME A LIFT'
> Then put your feet in the footwell.
>>15430043
I like stand in miatas of people who leave the roof down. I only do this cause eventually I'm going to end up in one of the miatas some fag from here owns
>>15432975
>leaving the roof down when you go to park
Man even if you're in a good neighborhood with people you trust why would you do that? Some birds going to shit all over your interior and a squirrel will steal your eurobeat cds
>tfw you're so desperately alone you'd allow a qt3.14 to put her feet on the dash of your beloved project car.
Feels bad mane. Pic related: die-casts, books and loneliness.
>She points at the 5-speed manual shifter
>Legitimately asks "What's that?"
>>15430043
>feet on dash
>get in accident
>suddenly her knees coming at her face at 100mph
>ded as fuck
if the girl is above 5'1" it stops being cute and starts causing damage/panel squeaking
>gf puts feet on dash
>don't care because it's her car
>I get to drive
feels good desu :^)
>>15433033
>Bushido
Yeah, nah. You aint getting laid, senpapi
>>15433033
literally lmao'ing at your life, bro
pic related thats me in the middle
>>15432794
Just because your Miata is 25 years old doesn't make it a classic
>tfw people are too aggressive with your knobs and switches
Slowly and carefully move them please. My shitbox is delicate.
>>15435304
>Bushido
>Yeah, nah. You aint getting laid, senpapi
I fucking spat all over my desk
>girl asks to put her feet on the dash
fuck it, it's just a civic
>>15430043
>She puts her feet on my dash
It's illegal. In all states.
If you have any type of accident, the seat belts don't work with her body in that position. Her feet will be thrown by the weight of her body thru the windshield.
At about the time her feet firmly hit the windshield, the airbag will go off. It will break her knees and foot to where they can be mangled flat against the glass or break it for many cuts.
As the driver, you will be charged with failure to control the passenger in some states. That's because you are responsible for those passengers not breaking the law (in those states). For example, in some states, they charge just the people who throw trash (litter fine) from the car. In other states they charge the driver for what the passengers do whether it is littering, throwing eggs, inciting other cars, or vandalism such as dangling a baseball bat out the window to hit the sides of cars as you go by.
Her legs will be mangled by the air bags even if the collision was minor.
>>15430043
>she puts her feet on the dash
>its ok because im not autistic and she has sexy asf legs
Bonus
>shes turned around and leaning her back on the dash with her feet on the seat
>can see thigh all way to her butt
Life is fucking good when you're not autistic
>>15433211
>not teaching her how to drive manual
>>15438370
>interacting with women
>>15438364
>trips
>"when you're not autistic"
this is a paradox my man
>tell her to please not slam the door
>she gets upset because I'm being mean to her
>>15430043
>girl in my car
Good one lad.
>>15438364
>im not autistic
Why are women in the USA such utter subhuman trash?
>>15438364
>shes turned around and leaning her back on the dash with her feet on the seat
If parked, that's a good pose if her feet are clean. If moving, well, she'll end up paralyzed if the air bag goes off.
>>15430061
>he
>tfw no bf
>>15438808
Why can't I have a cute trap bfgf
>>15430043
Tell her you're going to crash it because it's just a car, and that the airbags will blow her knees into her eye sockets
putting your feet on the airbag is extremely stupid. If you get in an accident (regardless of whether or not the driver of the car you're in is at fault), you WILL most likely lose your toes, part of your leg, or both to amputation when the airbag propels them through the windshield.
pictures from a trauma suregon. NSFW pics of detached toes and limbs
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2013/02/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-trauma-surgeon-get-your-foot-off-of-my-dash/
>>15438808
>>15438604
Good thing my air bags aren't working then
>>15438812
because you're a fag that go after girls
>>15438848
>girl
A girl with a feminine penis maybe.
>>15438446
>GTS-t fags
>>15438844
That girl is BEYOND lucky. Like divine intervention shit. Is there any crash test footage (kek) of dummies with their legs over the airbag?
>>15438905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E_N_RGuIPA#t=20s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvZdF81q3Mg#t=1m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQfBzWqmZo#t=10s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JLbBVxEf0E#t=47s
tl;dr depending on the car and exactly where your legs are positioned the airbag will either send your legs flying back towards yourself or through the windshield
>>15433001
But nobody will cut your soft top.
>>15438963
maybe you shouldn't drive a gay ass miata
>"b-b-but /o/ said..."
>>15438969
>gay ass miata meme
Those things look cool as shit, I'd love to own one. There's one on CL near me for like 8k but I'm a poor college student otherwise I'd jump on it.
>>15438982
>a miata for 8k
>thinking of buying it
does it have a duffle bag with $6,000 in the trunk?
>>15438364
>i'm not autistic
>"omg i saw girl skin, never seen that before"
Ever seen girl blood? You will when the airbag goes off.
>>15438364
>>15438370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>your car has more power than mine
>but I bet mine would win on a track :)
Always some cunt with a 70hp fiesta that thinks that my car will be slow round corners.
Some lady hit my roommates car with her door. She looked at him and walked away. He got out and asked her if she cared that he hit his car right in front of him
>it's just a car
Luckily my roommate gives no fucks about his car as long as it's running. After she walked off he nailed her car 10x with his door.
>>15438364
>tripfag feels the need to make up bullshit to try to impress people he will never meet on the internet
>in his made up story he's still sperging out because he saw some ankles
>>15430043
>she puts her feet on your dash
>chad puts his cock in her snatch
>>15439808
>anon gets mad at any trip that isnt lpg
Its like clockwork
>>15437121
this is why I come to 4chan
thank you anon
