>be Australian
>do burnout in empty industrial area
>pigs catch me
>car gets crushed
>$5000 fine for hooning
>$2000 fine because I forgot to pay my $1000per year registration
>$2500 fine because modified cars are illegal
>loose lisence for 25 years
>go to prison for 10 years
>>15389779
Man I really feel for those that have to live in that shithole. I'd rather live in some third world Asian or African shithole. Australia is hand down one of the worst places in the world.
>be american
>get shot
>>15389870
>be from any country
>get shot
>>15389885
except that doesn't happen?
>>15389870
>be american
>return fire
>skid into the sunset in a modified car that doesn't even get inspected because your state loves freedom more than the others
>>15389885
>Be American
>go on vacation to shoot foreigners
>>15389902
>>15389904
>amerishoots
>mfw they can't even buy kinder eggs
lmao nice freedumbs guys
>>15389902
>watching COPS
>niggers driving on rim
>no tire for 10 miles
>metal is glowing, molten and sparking as they drive the streets on Newark
>cop pulls them over
>let's them go
>explains there is nothing illegal about them driving like that as they leave a molten black gouge down the pavement
>next segment:somebody got shot
>>15389916
>putting toys in food
>instead of other food
Turducken laughs at you, Bruce.
>>15389916
Watch how much I care as I drive my lifted 4x4 pickup belching black plumes through the double straight stacks coming through the bed
>>15389779
>Guy driving Toyota GT86 in Australia
>got pulled over by cops, they made him pop the hood
>DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THIS ENGINE SWAP
>guy was like what
>YOUR CAR IS TOYOTA BUT IT SAYS SUBARU ON THE ENGINE
>they literally call a flatbad and charge the guy for having a modified car, which was 100% Stock
Never heard if he got off or not, seriously can't believe they'd be -that- retarded
>>15389947
>its a small dicklet brotrucker episode
lmao so sorry
>>15389941
>americans are so fat they think toys are food
lmao
simply
lmao
too many butthurt yuropoors here
forgot i was on 4chan.co.uk
>>15389779
I feel bad for Australians. It makes California look like a libertarian utopia. At least you guys
have slouch hats.
>>15389981
>burger got triggered
>>15389947
>>15389979
>>15389894
True. France's gun control is a model system that has had great results.
>>15390027
>Orlando
lmao
>>15389894
> He thinks shootings only happen in America
>>15389916
Why would you ever buy a kinder egg over a Cadbury?
>>15390032
weekly shootings do
>>15390029
That's in Florida
>be yuropoor
>get cucked
>be yuropoor
>get beheaded
>be yuropoor
>get bombed
>>15390044
Just don't go to the ghetto
>>15390029
>Norway
Rofl
>>15390035
>can't buy both
>>15390045
yeah, the ability of floridian citizens stopped the massacre right
>>15390047
>making up shit due to massive asspain
>>15390054
good thing I don't live in Norway
why are americans so butthurt?
>>15390053
>Universities and Cinemas are ghettos
>>15390059
why are europoors so hungry for big brother cock?
>>15389870
>Be French
Get scared by fireworks
>>15390063
Look everybody, it's somebody who doesn't know how statistics works
>>15389870
>be Australian
>get kicked to death by kangaroo
>>15389916
Wat
Kinder Eggs are available in some store here.
>>15389933
>explains there is nothing illegal about them driving like that as they leave a molten black gouge down the pavement
>next segment:somebody got shot
God I love being free
>>15390468
>free
then how come you have to wait 25 years to import a car?
I literally drove to walmart in my very modified sushi boat and bought timtams and wasted money on a kinder egg just today
Tim Tams are fucking delicious
IDK why you fucking children think Kinder Eggs are the best thing to come out of AUS
And guess what
No one got eaten by dingoes, and even if they did try to fuck with me I have guns because fuck yeah America
>>15390481
>implying I would ever want to drive a non American vehicle
Do I look like a fucking faggot to you?
>>15390511
>fox and grapes
>>15389779
>people still try to argue that strict gun bans aren't a precursor to more tyrannical laws
wew
>>15389961
sauce?
>>15389779
>getting caught
You deserve it for being a pleb, m8. Just as the sharks and crocs sort out dumbass tourists, the piggies thin out the would-be Ken Blockheads and JDM-tyte stancefags.
>>15390588
Just look at the shitshow that is yurop.
>>15390363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8teuKbQmlps
>>15389961
>DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THIS ENGINE SWAP
Jesus Christ what a horrible country. I'm surprised the thought police didn't arrest him for thinking about speeding.
>>15390029
a gay club in Florida doesn't count as America.
>>15390620
Was posted on a leshitty site awhile ago, it's been pruned to best of my knowledge.
>>15390718
That's the UK's thing.
>>15389902
>return fire
>already dead
I know a lot of you guys fantasize about being the hero that saved the day but seriously.
>>15390752
>he didn't get the last stand perk
>>15391154
HAHAHAHAHA
touché
>>15389779
maybe you retarded eternal anglos shouldn't allows strive to establish a nanny state.
enjoy reaping what you sow, you daft cunt.
>>15391175
at least we don't get shot like you fucking faggots
>>15391185
because you faggots can't even own slingshots without permits.
>>15391198
>needing a slingshot
grow up
>>15389779
You are a bogan hahahaha enjoy your fine
>>15389961
>things that never happened
Fuck you dumbass
>>15391198
>because you faggots can't even own slingshots without permits.
Here in america, we used to be able to find all sorts of interesting things which could be sold to kids. I remember being able to buy bullets and even reload powder. Well, being in a southern state then as a kid was different than the west coast.
After 9-11, so many things disappeared and the system keeps track of who buys what. For example, people who bought certain types of fertilizer would be quietly recorded so their ID would be available for the authorities to review.
Slingshots now can't hardly be found outside of certain stores although wal-mart has resisted government suggestions and continues to sell the weakest version of Daisy. All the big good slingshots that can actually work are gone. The gov't doesn't eliminate the freedoms, but it pushes the edge of the law in how it makes "suggestions" to manufacturers and sellers to not make certain things available.
>>15391343
>be Melbourne urbanite filth
>get carjacked by Apex coons
>get arrested by LGBTBBQ-friendly Vic multiculti-cops for not turning your keys over to the troubled Sudanese youths sooner
>spend the next decade in a camp taking your SafeSchools-approved brainwash lessons while cunts in other states bribe the piggies and do skids
>>15391369
Sorry cunt I'm in Queensland, no faggots here. Pls stay in melbz or Sydney so I don't have to see your kind.
>>15391198
We cant own G1 Megatron because this country is run by out of touch retards and footy moms.
If I didnt have such a good job, I'd fucking leave this shithole.
just so you cunts know, melbourne cops are the most corrupt.
not regular ones, they're fine if u pass attitude test.
highway patrol. watch out for them, they WILL fine you for whatever they can, no matter what. They're not reasonable like other cops.
Country cops are bro tier as FUCK though, always be nice to them and they'll let you off unless you did something super stupid.
>>15391377
>I'm in Queensland, no faggots here
What are lowered SV6 utes, the ALP, Billy Gordon, universities, debadged SV6 utes, Chevy-badged SV6 utes, Greens voters, SA recruiters, militant vegans and CFMEU filth for $500, Alex?
>>15391390
I've heard some shocking stories about Melbourne piggies and from that one alleged copper who shitposts about shaking down P-platers in the Aussie general.
>>15391390
I think anyone at this point who does not know about the scam they're running with the chirping of tires is an idiot.
For non australians (or non victorians) the melbourne highway patrol will accuse a random person (not a hoon) like a soccer mom of chirping her tyres at the lights and fish for either a bribe or a fine to add to their quota.
Remember, the law is set up here so you are instantly impounded on the cop's word and he needs no evidence.
Your car will be impounded and the only way to get it back is to go to court (which you will win if you have a lawyer, if not your fine will increase).
Meanwhile, you've still lost your car in the time period between the impound and court.
See how easy it is for people to OFFER a bribe at this point?
There's no legal way out of it for months, it's fucked. It's guilty until innocent.
I can understand impounding a hoon's car if he was street racing, AFTER THE TRIAL. Not before.
Not without video evidence.
>>15391407
And don't think i'm hating on coppers either, most of my mates are cops.
General duties cops here are alright if you're not a dickhead, they'll be reasonable.
But highway patrol are so fucked even the general cops hate their guts.
>>15391407
I got pulled over after they plate / face scanned and came up the car isnt registered under my name.
My dad's in the car with me though, so they just fucked right off.
I suppose you're not allowed to drive a car that isn't registered to you anymore?
>>15389779
>be 16
>pass drivers test on birthday.
>drive away pic related
Kind of sad my highschool parking lot had more horsepower than an entire country of >20 year olds...
lol i got a DUI for being stoned and paid less then you doing a burnout looks like aussi fags are going to start loosing them godly burnout comps
>>15391510
in victoria?
never heard of this before, that's fucked if so
to be fair though, those niggers have been stealing a lot of cars recently so perhaps they're trying to see if they can stop it.
hopefully.
>>15390588
>Precursor
They're a sign of politicians who smell like the stereotypes americans apply to brits.
The kind of "person" (they have their own species, homo nanny) who would destroy all forms freedom just to see everyone act in a way that didn't offend them
>Autistralians getting triggered this much
The salt is real
>>15391198
but australians can own guns dumbass
![Black-Guy-Meme-Question-Marks-Que-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zOONWka.jpg "Black-Guy-Meme-Question-Marks-Que-02[1].jpg")
>>15390588
>gun laws are related to car laws
what the fucl is wrong with you people
>his country is so backwards it has a 30 page list of banned entertainment
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
I thought you guys weren't such soft cunts. I thought wrong I guess.
>>15391602
They're culturally closer to the UK than most. You know, the country so shit that a bunch of poor puritans living in a hostile territory full of grumpy pagans and spaniards who were already there would rather build an entire civilization from scratch than deal with them.
>>15391602
>it is illegal for australians to won a videogame
>>15391596
>Gun too powerful, lets ban it
>Engine too powerful, lets ban it
>Does see the relation of government regulating what is too powerful for the individual based on their lack of knowledge banning said item
>Being this retarded and not seeing the correlation without it having to literally being explained
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
Did i waste my vote on pauline lads? Or should I have voted for that gimp from the motoring party.
>>15389779
>$2000 fine because I forgot to pay my $1000per year registration
There's some bullshit about Australia, but this isn't one of them. Fuck off if you're too much of a poor faggot who """"""forgot"""""" to pay your registration. Piece of shit.
>>15391626
you are a fucking retard
how do you explain the fact that america, which has a loose law regarding guns, have very strict safety and emissions laws, along with tight importation laws, yet countries with strict gun laws have very very free vehicular laws
>mfw this retard
holy fuck hell, some americans are incredibly dumb
>>15391629
>he didnt join the federation
>>15389779
>fine because modified cars are illegal
As far as I understood, Australia had a decent car scene. Somebody want to clarify this for me?
>>15391645
>yet countries with strict gun laws have very very free vehicular laws
I am in awe not of your stupidity, but your lack of mouse control to be unable to scroll up a read the posts regarding Australia vehicular laws. Fucking bravo sir. Bravo.
>>15391645
America has rich lobbies fight for regulating vehicles in their favor and against regulating guns against their favor
Just doing direct distribution of vehicles is a legal battle because of the money the stealership industry is willing to put forward to avoid competition.
>voting people into positions instead of voting them into a pool and handing out positions by lottery and avoiding the incumbent friend of (industry) situation entirely
>allowing business to interact with politics in any capacity
>>15389870
>be Australian
>get murdered for guzzolene
>>15391668
hes just memeing, you need a blue slip from a mechanic to make sure its road legal and your gtg. Theres just some oddball laws, like no aftermarket air filters in plain sight.
>>15391678
and where in these posts
>>15391596
>>15390588
are you or me talking only about australia
damn, you are so fucking retarded
>>15391668
>Somebody want to clarify this for me?
Yeah, it's shitposting.
>>15391392
Haha implying these aren't everywhere. If you're too much of a poorfag to pay your rego, don't pretend you "forgot" kek.
>>15391701
>Doesn't see the word Australia in the OP.
>Doesn't understand that titles depict the subject of conversation.
When someone says hello to you do you just start farting and crying?
>>15391550
Not him but they do it in QLD.
My P plater brother got stopped and searched by an undercover who wanted to know why he was driving a car registered to a 50 year old. (Our dad)
I can't wait to get out of here.
>>15390723
America is just one big gay club. Join the party big boy
>>15391728
>some retard posts "tyranical gun laws lead to tyranical car laws"
>turns out thats is fucking retarded because he is a fearmongering dumbass
>"b-but you see I was talking only about asutralia"
nice backpedaling no go ahead, keep shitposting trying to evade the fact that you are dumb
>Australia is still fucked
breaking news
>>15391629
>>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>>15391407
If this scam is common knowledge, why doesn't anyone just sue the Police department? I'm an american so suing is basically my basic instinct for any situation, but would that even be possible in kangarooland?
>>15389916
They sell kinder eggs in the US
>>15391691
>be American
>never know what it feels like to ride into Valhalla, all shiny and chrome
>>15390752
No need to project your inadequacy, we already know.
>>15391708
>Billy "Facebooking my Willy" Gordon
>anywhere outside Queensland
m8.
>>15391645
It's a false equivalence but I can't deny he has a point about gun control and tyranny. Have a look at the UK and all the proposals not to follow through with the Brexit vote, or to do away with voting, and how they wring their hands at the name "Trump".
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/06/28/its-time-for-the-elites-to-rise-up-against-ignorant-masses-trump-2016-brexit/
>tfw it isn't satire
It's just as well our pollies are so useless it makes no difference either way but I can see why burgers hold their firearms close.
>>15390519
>too dumb to understand an obvious joke
>>15392064
Fair point. I wish we could get rid of him
>>15392082
Hey I saw that car on the weekend
Why does my Australian friend say there's more freedom in Australia than America?
>>15389902
>freedom
>smog inspections
>american citizens returning fire
>>15389779
>Americans believe this
>>15389779
kek at least we dont have to conform to one states shitty smog regulations
>>15391645
>have very strict safety and emissions laws
lol no, not in the slightest. They only regulate the safety of newly manufactured cars and most places have no kind of emissions testing past the factory. I couldn't drive my car fucking anywhere in Europe because of a few minor issues despite it being perfectly drivable.
>>15392691
but all it takes to drive a modified car is to get it homologated by a shop
>>15392700
It's not modified, I have a cracked windshield and I'm missing the front bumper.
>>15389961
Nice try seppo, the closest thing to that story (that actually happens) is peole in S15s getting defect notices for the stock boost gauge.
>riding wr450f supermoto
>coming up to overpass
>pop wheelie under
>make tons of noise
>still doing wheelie as i come out from overpass
>come on side road looking at me
>he turns lights on and comes up behind me
>i immediately pull into dan murphys
>he drives past while giving me a dirty
must have been on a more important job.
>popped wheelie and got away with it.
>avoided loss of license and $$$$
sydney cops hate cars more. ive had various cops flash their lights/point directly at me while speeding on my cbr600rr suggesting to slow down without pulling me over.
>>15392748
>come
= cop. lol
>>15389979
>things that never happened.
Engine code is listed on rego, and therefore on the cop system.
Also Australia isn't that bad for modified vehicles (except Victoria), just a bit more cost involved in getting your modifications legal.
>>15391629
>>get bitten by spoidah
>>bitten by spoidah
>>spoidah
>Americans can't even get Skylines
Kek, git gud
>>15393055
Where's your R34 GTR?
>>15393058
Where's your potential to get one?
>>15393061
>what is motorex
Where's yours? Literally everywhere yet you still can't afford it. Sure showed me.
>>15393068
I can't afford a kinder egg but I can still buy one :(
Sorry americuck!
You can't afford one either anyway ~~
>>15389779
You forgot the car-crushing fee
>>15393077
>moving goalposts to children's candy because you have no argument
>doesn't even have a cheap skyline
>b-but you can't afford it
>said by the faggot with the worthless currency
>>15393102
>R34 GTR is "a cheap skyline"
I can go out and get a turbo R33 for what I make in less than a month
And yet you still believe that your 25 year rule is superior to australian laws where you can basically import anything
Stay mad ~~
>>15393102
>>15393058
>>15393068
>this assmad he has to wait 25 years to import a car
kek
>>15393102
If your currency is worth so much why don't you buy a motorex one? Oh wait, you have to pay thousands more for one than we have to. Reminder that you can import one to australia for a bit more than 30000 aud
>>15392748
>riding wr450f supermoto
That's how I knew this wasn't an American post.
>>15393142
>>15393142
That and dan murphy
>>15393148
Didn't even have to make it that far.
Afterall, Enduro bikes are outlawed in the states and require a special plate to be able to ride.
That's alright though, The WR-X makes up for the lack of a road worthy WR-F... right guys?
>>15389779
Horseshit. OP is a wankstain.
NOBODY gets a 25 year loss of license.
NOBODY gets 10 years even for culpable driving.
>>15393178
It's bait. Lurk a little longer mate.
>>15393178
Some guy here in Aus lost his liscence for life for doing a burnout in a carpark
>>15393320
lol, I think there's a bit more to it than just "a burnout in a carpark".
>>15393325
Being white too
>>15391510
>>15391738
also QLD, same happened to me but they didn't seem to give a shit that it was my fathers car. (poor student) :(
>>15391547
>lol I got a DUI for being stoned
You fucking dumbass, how do you get a DUI for driving stoned? Were you smoking when you got pulled? What's it like being 16?
