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I don't know anything about cars boys, but I need to come
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I don't know anything about cars boys, but I need to come up with a good excuse as to why my car won't start so I can go into work late. They think it's in the shop right now and that I'm waiting for it to finish getting worked on. What do you guys suggest I say the problem is?

Thanks in advance. Pic related
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how do you get retards to fit in that chamber
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>>15387991
bad starter
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Slow leak in your tire or your brake light went on and you were worried so you brought it in. Turns out it was a faulty float in your MC.
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Blinker fluid leak
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left headlights on and killed battery
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Alternator is busted so the car ran flat.
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Plasma recovery heating tank was fractured.
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>>15387991
Needed a new beryllium sphere.
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>>15387991
Just say it won't start.
no need to complicate shit.
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>>15388159
Gonna go with this guy
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>>15387991
Could say you suspect something rather than give an axtual reason... like you "think" the fuel pump went out or something
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Tell them it would start and when you got there it turned out the starter cable was bad. Then acted pissed off it took them x number of hours and 500 bucks to change a damn wire.
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Seized muffler bearing
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If your boss/person you need to contact knows about cars or how to wrench go with:>>15388159

If otherwise you have to try this: >>15389619
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>uhh boss I can't make it because uhh my starter fluid reservoir is leaking and also my dog died and also I thought I saw a mouse run across the floor

Enjoy getting fired because of your shitty excuses
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