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How true is this pic?
>>15372336
very, now delete this retarded thread
>>15372336
>toyota
I'm a cuck
>chevy
kinda true
>mercedes
I'm a douchebag and possibly rich
>kia
soo truu
>>15372336
Kia is I have downs
Chevy is I eat paste
>>15372336
Op Kia is winning more reliability tests than most auto manufacturers. Also, as long as you're responsible with your money and aren't putting most of your income into a vehicle you're doing ok. Women notice this. Women want someone sensible and reliable with more of a care for their well being and the state of the home than a dumb car.
Buy a Lexus or Toyota and shut the fuck up you cunt.
I hate America and may own guns.
>>15372336
The person who made it drives a Toyota.
>Toyota
my car is an appliance and I only care that it takes me somewhere as cheaply and boringly as possible
>chevy
my car is an appliance and my patriotism blinds me to the fact that I am getting less for my money by buying domestic
>Mercedes
I am either rich or trying really hard to look rich, depending on model.
>Kia
I am poor and do not make good decisions. See also: Nissan, Mitsubishi, Hyundai
>>15372336
>everyone ignores the fact the majority of modern Chevrolets are VM funded an badged Daewoos
Gotta be honest, I'd take a Hyundai or a Kia econobox before I chose a Chevrolet econobox.
>>15372376
>VM
GM you paste eating faggot iPhone.
>>15372336
toyota
>big dikk, handsome intelligent strong witty etc
mercedes
>i'm trying hard to appear wealthy (base models)
chevy
>I went to the car store because i needed a car
kia
>mmm paste
Toyota: "cuck" but responsible and stuff
Chevy trucks: i do work
Ford trucks: my dad drove ford so its good
Lifted trucks: douches
Chevy cars: teenage girls
Ford cars: teenagers
Kia: "i know nothung about cars"
>Toyota
True
>Chevy
Partly true "I'm a middle-aged man/woman with no taste so I buy a Malibu".
>Mercedes
I'm nouveau riche so I leased a C-Class.
>Kia
I'm a le so randum hipster who bought a Soul to drive to the coffee shop and art supply store
>>15372336
Chevy owner. It's true. On both accounts. Bonus fact: I'm not even American.
You people know absolutely fucking nothing about cars.
Have you driven any of the new kias? They're pretty good. The new Optima is better than the Mazda 6.
>>15372430
Do you prefer elmer's or the 99cent store brand?
>>15372430
But its a kia
>Toyota
I don't know shit about cars
>Chevy
Unnatural obsession with manliness with an irrational hatred of Ford
>MB
I'm poor and want to pretend I'm rich by leasing a base model C Class
>Kia
I'm poor and have been tested many times during my school years to see if I'm retarded; the results were inconclusive
>>15372419
>Ameriboos
You guys are cute
>>15372367
>>15372396
>>15372469
true, c and cls are literally cuck tier
>the only thing /o/ klnows about cars are things from the 90s
jesus christ /o/ I know it's a meme but it's 2016 the car market is no longer what you think it is
>>15372521
>CLS
You mean CLA?
The CLS is like 60k
>>15372527
don't eat it all at once
>>15372527
cis is a respectable model
you must mean cla you meme spouting teenage retard
>>15372367
>See also: Nissan
youre retarded, Nissans aren't less reliable than Toyotas
>>15372350
What this post says about you:
>I'm nearly illiterate, live in the boonies, and have a sub-100 IQ. I am also underage and quite possibly an ethnic minority, seeing as I type like an African-American gentleman.
>>15372635
Wat
Modern Nissans are garbage. Transmission and electronics failures fucking everywhere.
>>15372651
"no"
>>15372683
I work at a NISSAN DEALERSHIP you dumb nigger. Even the company car (2016 Murano SL) I was provided had multiple transmission and electronic failures under 30k miles. The only cars I notice with minimal transmission failures are 370Z manuals, and they still suffer from electronics and power steering issues constantly.
>>15372336
Merc drivers are ok, you should change that with BMW.
>>15372781
I've heard the 370z's are prone to overheating. True or false?
>>15372814
True, I've had a few come in with heating issues as well. Not nearly as common as electronic issues.
>>15372781
I can second this. I was working for an Infiniti dealer
An average week in the shop
>QX60 shitting CVT
>VK56 motor cyl #7 misfire from DI carbon build up due to soccer mom driving
>Q50 electrical glitches
>beat to shit neglected G35/7 getting outraged that they actually have to pay money to keep their car on the road
>>15372787
REALLY depends on the BMW. Anything on lease and any F30 (same thing, really) is complete douchebag. E90/E46 sedan drivers are assholes, the coupe drivers are generally decent and E21/E30/E36 is generally just 18 year olds who want a BMW badge.
>>15372336
>Mercedes
Not really, Rich, and possible dumb would be better, most people think "I need an expensive car, oh i know, Mercedes!" Douchebags have migrated to Audi
>Kia
Kia's aren't as bad as they used to be, usually just bought by people who want an transportation appliance, but are poor.
>>15372781
>tfw the fucking French faggots killed Nissan
>>15373351
Also forgot,
>400 hp 3.0TT Q50/60 apparently to have 35-40+ sensors
People who had good experiences with their old reliable Infiniti's and Nissans are in for a surprise when these partially Mercedes drivetrain sourced, over-engineered electrical nightmare cars get old and start running into problems.
I like the brand still, and drive an Infiniti myself but they have some problems to work out, and the QC of the North American built cars don't seem very good. I left that job just before the 400 hp Q50's started showing up, I was there picking up a part for my car the other week and talking to one the techs apparently the car is quite fast though.
>>15372430
Go drive a Mazda 6 hard around some corners and do the same with The Kia. You will immediately be able to see the difference. Mazda makes that car with good all around everything and the optima is all about how much shit I can pack into one car and numbers on paper
>>15372336
>>15372367
>>15372417
>Toyota
>frugal
>cheap
lol no. Have you seen what a Camry sells for compared to an Accord? A Tacoma compared to an S10?
Toyota is for people that have no fucking clue but want to feel like they're better than everyone else for owning something "different" and yet easily recognizable. Toyota is the Apple of the automotive industry.
>>15373447
>tips VTEC
>>15373464
Honda owners are just as bad in their own way.
>nissan
i'm black
>dodge
i'm black
>cadillac
i'm black
>land rover
i'm black
What car does an entry level banker drive?
>>15373630
E36 or BRZ
>Toyota
Probably socially retarded but knows something about cars and what value is
>Chevy
Cuckold. Probably enjoys recalls every week because his wife fucks Jamal while he's at it. Little to no knowledge about cars
>Mercedes
Owned by retards or old people who fell for the old luxury meme. Absolutely no knowledge about cars
>Kia
Wants to try something different. Not the best option but he couldn't afford other. Mild car knowledge
>>15373447
Toyota is literally the best selling car in the US.
What you described fits VW to a t though.
>"different" brand
>comes in Apple white
>has all these standard tech features with infotainment and all that
>normies think its better because German
>>15372439
underrated
>>15372396
Truth
>>15372367
Hyundais are great values. The fuck are you talking about?
>toyota
I appreciate excellent engineering and high build quality and dont mind paying extra for it
>chevy
I dont know shit about cars but there was a camaro in the movies
>mercedes
I only care about social status, what is a camshaft?
>kia
I can see beyond the biased stereotypes and enjoy a quality product at low prices
>>15372781
>worked at Nissan in 2013
>brand new Pathfinder Soccer mom edition comes out
>now comes standard with Factory CVT trans Shutter
>Sentra, standard Brake creaking
>Versa Injector failure
>MFW IDX canceled
>>15373447
You are literally fucking retarded. Kill yourself.
Tesla is the Apple of the car world you stupid cuck.
>>15372354
Man I worked at a KIA dealership (porter). Those cars were absolute pieces of shit. Not excluding the "high end" ones
>>15372430
I used to have to test drive Kias. Trust me they're shit, buddy.
>Subaru
im a Skinny spoiled white boi who vapes
>Honda
I'm either Mexican or poor
>Ford
I dunno what the fuck am doing
>Volkswagen
Im like my Subaru cousin except Im eurotrash
>BMW
I think I know about cars because I play Forza
>>15372638
found the cuck
>>15373804
>gook shit
>good value
Call me when they dont drive like shit which is never because even the velosturd and gaynesis sucks balls
>>15373678
>>15373840
![Alfa_Romeo_logo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wbveMFA.png "Alfa_Romeo_logo[1].png")
>Alfa Romeo
I fuck bitches everyday and also I'm alpha as fuck
>>15372336
>How true is this pic?
100% in the sense that Americans tend to directly tie their value as a human bean, not to mention a large part of their sexuality to the cars they drive, the phones they own and the brands they sport.
![car_logo_PNG1637[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jDCWTao.jpg "car_logo_PNG1637[1].png")
>Fiat
I'm !mjet.oRqBk
Sounds good
Oops that's the ford
>>15375160
more like
>i relly really like my mechanic
>be me
>sensible and frugal
>mazda
Fukboi who thinks he has a sports car
Zoom zoom, faggot
>>15373882
How many years ago u dummy. I'm talking recently u dummy.
>>15375280
Where does this zoom zoom faggotry started?
if i have a toyota mr2 or even a mk2 i'm a cuck? ok
i'd rather be a cuck then
>>15375307
mazda advertising campaign back in the 90's
Also, ZOOM ZOOM motherfucker.
>>15375404
>90s
It was used up until last year when driving matters became their slogan.
>I love America and may own guns
>>15375437
#DrivingLivesMatters
>>15372336
>toyota
i want a good car
>chevy
'murica
>Mercedes
I know nothing about good luxury cars or anything about cars (also douche bag)
>KIA
thought it was japanese
>>15375160
>drives a shitbox fiat
>>15373691
Literally works directly with Apple on the infotainment systems.
Don't forget VW literally works with Apple.
I own all Apple products and a current gen VW my life is one seamless experience.
>>15373490
>nissan
dumb nig-nog
>dodge
retarded redneck
>cadillac
ogga-booga coon king
>land rover
wealthy woman
What a shitty thread.
>>15373840
this
based anon
>>15373391
Nigger nobody is driving a Mazda 6 or a Kia around corners. Are you retarded?
>>15373893
Nope.
You know what else? The Kia K900 is such a fucking amazing luxury car.
>>15372367
/thread
>the following day when everyone samefag upvotes their own post
this
Mazda
>I enjoy a car that makes me, the driver, its primary focus
>>15377474
preach it, mazda brother
>>15372496
D-dooshio~ >.<
>>15373691
>Toyota is literally the best selling car in the US.
Kind of like the iPhone...
>>15373630
The shekelmobile
>>15372430
i ended up with soul as a rental car in may, it was okay. roomier than i expected but that's about it
>>15373630
Rolls Royce
>>15372336
This is not even Reddit-tier. This is some Facebook tier car joke now gtfo kid
>>15373857
More like HTC, has all the cool gadgets but none gaf
>>15375255
fockin noice m80
>>15375357
>i'd rather be a cuck then
Alright cuck.
